London Tatafo - Series 9

How una dey?

Bawo ni eyin ara ilu London? otú ị na eme london ndị ? yaya dai london mutane? 

This is London Tatafo live... bringing you the chronicles of a supposed "powerful couple" in London who run a few hotels in Nigeria.  

Their claim to fame? Biko read on...

Theirs is a story of how their lavish lifestyle has run them down because of huge debts. Spending what they do not have. And contrary to what they display in public, things are not so well with them anymore. As they were recently disgraced because the husband borrowed millions in every currency that he cannot repay. 

How else do we begin to introduce this couple to you without the nitty gritty ?

Is it from their grass to grace to grass story, or their social and financial shenanigans that keeps dwindling exponentially? If Tatafo had to narrate all their gist in this column, it would take at least 3 episodes to conclude.

OK, let Tatafo try to start from the scratch. But make I warn una, today gist long well well.

The husband's first name is same with that of a highly revered  Muslim prophet that was said to have fallen inside a well and was later rescued. This is according to the Islamic history. And the wife's name...errrr... I can't remember oo.. but sounds like.. A bit of her history has it that she was a long standing mistress to a popular fuji musician before her husband married her. 

Not many know that she's not yoruba sef. Both husband and wife adorned themselves with a special bling tooth from the holy land.

This socialite of a lady can be best described to be a true representative of the Beautiful different colours of rainbow...(go figure). 

Anyway, She likes to be seen and heard everywhere she goes but her reputation in the social circle is nothing short of ludicrous. She's always entangled in one drama or the other...claims "big woman" amongst her friends. But recently, the news of the overwhelming debts incurred by herself and DH has humbled them for a while. We empathise with them.

**Tatafo is now whispering, bring your ears closer**

Olofofo people talk say, this so called "powerful couple" are known to have made their money from one kind business like that wey Tatafo can't fit to describe mbok!! Una sabi that something wey dey make Malaysian government kill people like chicken when caught? Na so! Even Amebo people talk say the husband don spend plenty plenty Xmas like Vivi the humming bird inside their cage before them free am. 

No be only that o.....

He is also known to gbensh anything in skirt but very stingy. Nothing dey gum hand from him side. Matter of fact, the gist is that he collabos his wife's..... as well as all her known best friends. Rumour has it that the man pekus dey sabi tear woman something. That most of the London women he has "collaboed" ended up stitching thier to..toh!! Hian

In fact, lemme gist una another side one.. 

...not too long ago.. a young lady who is a 'popular' MUA in Nigeria, no be say she sabi anything o but she's known as one of the instagram wannabe celeb,  Ehehn.. the gist be say she also had a 'divine encounter' with this man pekus and it destroyed her arena. Ouch!! Then trouble started when her main boyfriend found out who destroyed his investment, he was crying upandan and  threatened to kill this Mr London for the destruction.

Only God knows how they ended the ish. .. back to the matter.

Recently, this man and one of his best friends entered a life threatening fight that is now in court. When tatafo dug further, tatafo gathered that this popular hotelier who has at least 3 hotels in Nigeria has been living on borrowed monies. He approached his friend for a loan when the chips were down, his friend came through for him but he lavished the money and has refused to pay back. And rather than be sober, he's threatening the man upandan for asking for his money. 

Oga why na? E good?

So all that thing wey him wife dey show for Facebook, pictures of flying first class, pictures of shopping etc, all na wash!!! She even goes to hire cars at AVIS and posts on Facebook as her new ride. Shege!

Olofofos say that this couple who jointly run their hotel in Nigeria borrowed monies running into millions, and may soon lose their hotels to the man whom they borrowed from. The man don open their nyansh for London na so we begin pick the gist upandan. 

Ehehn, the other story in town is that they have been evicted from their "mansion" that they were living somewhere in East London. They lied that they bought and owned the said property, but we later gathered that they were tenants and couldn't pay rent anymore. So they were forced to return to a council flat. Oops!!

Who asked them question before sef? See wetin posing can cause? 

This wife we gathered always gloats to people that she runs multi million pounds companies in London, is an employer of labour, a politician in Nigeria, a friend to former PM TONY FLAIR (in Toyin aimakhus voice) .. So tey dem say she open light shop one time but e run down. 

As they have been running upandan while the person they owe money wants his money by all means. We heard that they are trying to sell their hotels so to raise the money.  

Hmmmmm!!!! Ndi Onigbese.. from lagos island to London. 

There's hardly any party that you'll not see them. Tatafo even discovered that this man was a known.. ar..ar..d.... back in the days before he crossed over to oyinbo land. He's also known to frollick with married women...

I don tell una say this their matter no be one day gist. But Tatafo will leave it here for now. While we wait to see the outcome of their matter in court. And see whether this "powerful couple" will survive the test of time, albeit self inflicted. And who knows, somebody might be able to rescue them financially so that their lost glory can be restored.

But a sound note of warning!!   

Make London people begin cut their coat according to their material mbok. Wetin sef!! Stop disgracing us nah. No be by force to do ghen ghen on borrowed something. 

As for me Tatafo, anything you see me wear belongs to me cha cha..  I no borrow anything!! 

Tatafo signing out majestically.

Catchya!!

London tatafo you when dey owe me how we go do am..you dey talk about person when owe Igbese..That thing nko?Hissssss!