London Tatafo -Series 10

I smell Easter!!!! 

Tatafo was going to have the day off today But this gist no gree tatafo observe  sabbatical. 

tatafo likes correct sharp babes who know their onions. But sometimes ehn.... hmmm.. make tatafo no talk wetin dey em mind for now.  

Who remembers the hot gist that involved one babe who's from the Southern part of Nigeria, and one controversial politician from the west?  

Make I remind una small ?

OK. Lady V attended a university in Lagos and was a long standing mistress to this very mouthed politician who lives in Abuja. Somehow, she ended her waka in London to further her studies. It was an all expense paid trip that was maintained by this oyinbo speaking man, when all was still good and pepper still rest. 

**Tatafo swallows spit and continues**

Back then, this politician and this babe (who's known to suck men dry and leave them afterwards) took themselves to the cleaners and back in the media. Well, actually, it was the man who did the dirty expose alone, while the girl was mute, dying in silence with shame and almost committed....... !! The roforofo that ensued was serious gobe... 

** Tatafo throws TANGERINE inside mouth and continues ** 

 Ehn ehn, all that this babe didn't want her friends and family to know about her runz in Abuja was put out in the open by the basket mouth aggrieved man. Simply because babe say she nor do again, and the man say if he hear say she nor do again, not after all the pounds he spent, say na because him no get money again she wan leave am..

...na so fight take start. 

Rumour had it that lady V will not leave a man until his bank manager starts to disrespect him, and starts to address him by first name. Meaning, when you can no longer afford her luxury she go pick race.

Her being in London today is because of her influential ex aristo. One of the allegations her ex lover also pinned on her was that any man she came in contact with must run down financially and otherwise.  In fact the man say she be correct bad luck and only deliverance fit comot any man from her cage. 

Well, whether that politician was lying or not,Tatafo cannot say but I Tatafo come here today to give you the latest on lady V and the man whom she recently met in London. It would seem as if lady V likes these people from Western Nigeria gan sha... as she say she be sharp isoko babe.

Mr G was the man who had the misfortune of meeting lady V, and he thought that he had met a nice lady whom he could roll with in this our London cold weather. Just like her ex politician lover, Mr G is also married but his wife lives in Nigeria. So both lady V and Mr G had all the time and space to themselves without interruption. 

He was able to take up lady V's daily expenses, he would also send monies to her folks back in Nigeria, and all was well. But trouble started when lady V, whose half naked picture was once put online by her aggrieved ex, decided to mess with Mr G's wife and home.  

Oga politician.. Lady V don strike again oo.....

Who would have thought that after the last epic saga that nearly ruined her life, that she'd mess with another man's home again? Is it now safe to say that the controversial politician was right about her all along? 

As Tatafo dey here dey type, Mr G who lives in the NW of London is cooling off in police cell waiting to be granted bail. 

Wetin happen? Info has it that Lady V got angry when she heard that Mr G's family would be moving to London for the Easter holiday. She didn't want that, no no no.. but the man talk say him wife no gree o, say she must come. Hian

Amebos say that Lady V pretended as if all was ok. She had a game plan. She now demanded that MR G must give her £5,000 for her to take a trip away from London during the easter break, as she couldn't stand being around when his wife would be in town. Mr G called her bluff and said that he couldn't afford it. That he already exhausted his money by getting his family booked to travel from Nigeria to London. 

Na so lady V go Mr G's house to confront him. Whilst she was there, his BT land phone started to ring....**grin grin grin**...... and lady V picked the phone. Who was on the other side ? 

Your guess is as good as mine.... Mr G's wife.. that was how trouble started. Mr G yanked the phone from lady V with an accompanying slap GBOSA!!!!!.. 

The slap was out of shock for talking to his wife in his apartment, of which she knew that she was not allowed to touch his landline. 

Na so lady V vex call police because of slap....

Now what?? Una see wetin some men dey put themselves? What's this lady V's own sef. To think that many people took sides with her when her scandal reared it's ugly head with the politician that she was dating, while she lived in another woman's house as a mistress. Now she don carry her drama reach our side.. What does she have to say about this now? 

Na so easter go take spoil for this man so? Tatafo is going to see to the end of this matter and might just bring an update when he gets bail. Plus Tatafo wan take style go see whether the Abuja politician don hear this gist.

Abi him still dey breastfeed hin new patter of tiny feet? **cough cough** 

Signing out Tatafo-ingly.