London Tatafo Season 11

From the stable of London Tatafo, here's wishing y'all a happy Easter!! 

Straight to the matter ...

My people, I love Muslim names oh, kai, some can sound so "sexy".. names like Latifah, Aliyah, Fatima, Basira...ah ah! 

And oh, KHADIJA, Alimah, etc. 

Those American Akata people own na die. Shanikwa, Shinene, Jigawa, Tanikwa.. bla bla....This their names get meaning so? OK, scratch that. ‎

Which brings me to one babe in London who goes by one of the aforementioned names. Nature cheat her height wise no be small. She's a very young lady with a bling tooth and is known to sell "designers" stuff like men shoes, belt etc. Her sense of style? Her makeup?? Biko jump am pass. 

This young lady is a product of those funny areas in London wey get coma. She's a single mom, and her na church things woman....

There's hardly any scandal in the ghetto part of London that doesn't involve her. It's either they accuse her of husband/Bf snatching, or someone is reporting her to her mother for doing something. Facebook drama na constant for her. She's been in school for God knows how long but tatafo doesnt know when she'll graduate. Hopefully tatafo will be invited to her graduation soonest. Amen 

A few years ago, after running things in London and gracing the weekly Tungba shows by that popular hip hop juju musician, perhaps she got tired, na so we hear say this babe go Nigeria go marry one man wey dem say hin hand no reach him ear o. She probably wanted someone closer to her height na.. only she chose one that she was much taller than.. Amebo people say that out of greed for money she settled for this popular man that used to live abroad but is now based in Nigeria. ‎

He is said to be "royalty" of some sort, in one of those small towns in Lagos. He even drives with a customized plate number. Rumour has it that the guy made a lot of money in the past, and that his money is the ONLY reason so many babes have graced his bed. Lagos babes only chop his money and run.The guy's first name is that of a twin in a local dialect. 

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So, this controversial young mother of one, finally hit jackpot when she decided to marry this guy. He actually proposed to her in a beer parlour where they were eating catfish pepper soup and drinking big stout and Of course, trust my people na, tongues began to wag with all sorts of nyansh opening. Na there Tatafo take scoop tory, as she took to her social media to announce this man as her husband. She called him her king, and herself, his Olori. ‎

Fiam, she left London for lagos to marry him. In fact ehn, olofofos say that she been dey give per second Facebook update with location map, so that her friends will know where she's lounging with her Aki....  

Her updates were like ... "in EGBEDA listening to KENNY G with Bae"..."eating pepper soup with my king"...  "Ish.... royalty tinz.."....... Hian!!! ‎

 Tatafo wishes that this gist would end in praise, unfortunately, it is alleged that things are no longer rosy with this young unassuming lady and her prince.... abi na king to be?. ....Anyway, she's still keeping up appearances because the shame go too much oh, Not after all the show and 24hour cussing she dishes on her wall to "haters". 

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Tatafo heard that something BIG happened between them.. ‎Errmm.. ermmm.. hmmm....‎

Anyway, no matter what, even if person mama don tire to house am, mothers will always readjust in situations like this to encourage their daughters. It's not the end of the world. Especially a mother who is tasked with caring for her grandchild due to the mother's waka jugbe. 

We wish this energetic lady of all London Tungba a happy life no matter what happens in her "royal union" with her prince ..... We however will not fail to salute her courage for doing openly with this man, what other ladies were ashamed to do openly. ‎

Who knows, after all, the fairytale frog prince kissed the princess and they lived happily ever after! ‎

Tatafo is out. ‎

Catchya ‎