In House News - Thursday...

Yaaaaay!!!..Thursday is here!

DOPPELGÄNGER

LMAO!..please read this and scroll back up.

BV Chidinma sent this in and says ''I think I might have found your doppelganger. The resemblance is too striking''

who agrees?Ì humbly disagree,she is too beautiful to look like me!..LOL

And for those advising me on going for professional make up and all that..i don hear oh,i will try it out for fun one of these days and show you guys what it looks like.Thanks for all the lovely advise 

*tongue click*

So who knows my doppelganger?I just might give whoever finds her or him a surprise..him reference because haters say i resembul man..bwaahahaha

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CAKE NEEDED

Hello bakers in the house,I need a cake for my sons 7th birthday on the 16th of march and will have to be delivered to his school in the morning. Please any baker who stays close to mafoluku.
mdrutharu68@yahoo.com.

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Wholesales For Shop Owners and Retailers

Hi Stella, keep up the good work. I am sending this on behalf of my sister who is based in the UK.

She has lots of goods for sale for men,women and children and is willing to sell in bulk to shop owners, retailers or even individuals that are interested for themselves or kids at giveaway prices even lesser than what she bought them. She has sneakers,high heels, flats, cloths, bags etc in different sizes. Please kindly patronise her as she has no job currently and this will go a long way in helping her family.

Her contact +447445930534 is if you are interested in doing business with her. The goods are all in Lagos.

Thank you‎ 

‎ Bv Mo.

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THIS IS NOT A CHRONICLE

EMERGENCY ADVICE NEEDED

Good day Stella,

Am a single lady based in Abuja, have a good job, a good business and also a lover of God. i intentionally lied to my mum about a training at work just to avoid attending my cousin's engagement. Every time i go home for functions, everybody keeps popping the question, how far?when are you getting married? Are the Guys not coming? I have a Friend check his picture, Do you like him? etc.Am really so tired and frustrated  on this issue.

Now, i have to go home in a month  for my sister's and Cousin's Wedding and i just want to go and not get depressed when am back. Should i go late and leave early or should  i get a  Guy to go with me  and at least get everyone curious..........And any good guy interested in being my dude ooh to the weddings .please, i need your Advise.


What kind of mindset do you have sef?go alone and if they ask you tell that you will get married when God sends you someone better than all the ones yu see around,give them a smart answer to shut them up...some of them need to be asked what age they got married.
Be comfortable with your status abeg,i really really dislike it when someone uses that single status to cuss out anyone except its a joke that is understood by the people involved.I have a friend i always ask this question but its our joke,before i say anything she says,''Stella the invite is ready,you are the one delaying,you don see the man?'' and we end up laughing so bad.


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White Galaxy tab 3 for sale

It's a Neatly used tab 3 with long lasting battery ‎,its made in Vietnam and not Korea, saleing it on a giveaway price to complete my school fees and I will give the buyer it's charger.it has over 244 movies installed in it and nice games and beauty enhancement apps, its just #25k,asaba and onitsha residents please call for it thanks here's it's pics

‎ Front and back,thanks lady S for the platform, 

My email:ujunwa33@gmail.com

Phone number:08183009398

Just noticed your pics were branded with OLX and i dont know what that means oh,whether you lifted the photos from there.when a buyer contacts you,you can forward them the pic

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SOLICITING PATRONAGE

Yay TGIF tmrw.... It's our continental dish day on Friday. Try our Special Chinese steamed rice served with vegetables and shredded beef in tomato and garlic sauce@1.2k.  Side order includes spicy chicken @400, spicy grilled chicken wings in barbecue sauce @600 . Orders close at 11am🏽. Delivery starts at 1pm and it's free to to marina and surulere areas!. Other locations attract token delivery charge. Call or text 08023375615 to place your order.

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Household Interiors for Sale

I sell beautiful, quality and durable curtains, blankets(Duvet) and bedsheets of different designs to beautify your homes and will like my fellow bvs to patronize me. They are very affordable too. I live in Lagos and can be reached via call or watsapp 07036849447. Thanks.

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Havana Mambo braids

Get your Braids on... Look classy, beautiful in no time with our brand of Havana Mambo Crochet Twist, Senegalese Crochet Braids,Bohemian Crochet wave. 

Protects your hairline, saves you time, promotes your hair growth particularly for ladies transiting to natural hair.

Available in 18inch and 24inch

In different colors

Can be used over and over again for a year depending on how you maintain your hair.

Promo price for SDK readers 2000k per pack. You'll need up to 4- 6 packs depending on how full you want it to be.

If you are in Lagos we could install Braids for you at a token. 

WhatsApp and call 07057236485

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Latex Waist Trainers and Body Shapers for Sale

I have original Latex Waist Trainers and also Body Shapers for sale. Waist Trainers are N9,000 and body shapers are N4,000. Size S- XXXL available. Items are in Lagos but can be delivered nationwide through Konga or Waybill. Pickup in Anthony area. Wholesale is also available. Consistent use of a waist trainer will reduce inches off your waist. Excellent for postpartum body too!!! BBM :5E610D64

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House to Let and for Sale

A Newly built 5 bedroom Duplex with 2 Rooms BQ at Lekki phase 1 for Sale

Newly built 3 bedroom semi detached house for sale at Lekki Gardens 2.

2 bedroom, 3 bedroom and 4 bedroom flat also available to rent at Lekki, Lekki Gardens 2 and Ajah Axis. There is also Lands available for Sale with Consent.

Contact -  08071725880

Shokiii: Etisalat 263573574504939. Mtn 4378310919897240.

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OLORI ISIS MEMO AND GIVEAWAY

I am sending this mail to apologise to whoever that is pissed at me or offended by my services  in whatever or whichever way. ‎The footwear I sell is quite affordable like I will always state in all my advert. And I also deliver it to any location of your choice if the buyer isn't available to pick it up. Some people think I am out to extort them via my delivery charge. Truth is, since the recent scarcity of fuel , transportation is higher than usual. I am just trying to grow this business and no matter how impressive I wanna appear via my delivery, I don't want to be at the loosing end. If I told you delivery charge is 100 naira last two weeks and tell you It's 150 this week for same location please try and understand. Bikonu. Small small I will get there via satisfying all my customer and prospective customer. Your patronage means a lot to the growth of my business. Thanks. 

Give away to whoever needs it. The wedge shoe is a size 39/40 and the other one is a size 37. Reach me via 08027931175 or oloricutegal@gmail.com. Thanks.

 To you who accused me of doing give away to sell my market, ‎as much as I don't owe you an explanation, I won't fail to tell you that you are so wrong. I will stop giving the day God stops blessing me(and he will never stop).

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PROMO! PROMO!! PROMO!!!

‎Personal Makeup Training Course

Two Weeks of Intensive Makeup Training Classes for Personal Users Holds for Ibadan Bvs at a give away price.

Course Outline Includes :

Grooming and Shaping of  Eyebrows

Application and Blending of Eyeshadow Colours

Foundation Testing ‎and Application 

Powder Testing and Application

Learn to Achieve Different Makeup Looks

Highlighting and Contouring 

And lots More. 

Freebies Included.

Only at 10,000.

Contact Info: Makeup Studio at No. 30 Anfani, (Black Gate) Ring Road, Ibadan. 

Home Services Included.

Phone and WhatsApp : 08031355543‎. 08117338389

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DRIVER NEEDED

Hello Stella, 

My boss needs a driver urgently. He lives in VI so the person should reside on the Island preferably. The pay is attractive. 

Interested persons should please call me on 08053281515.‎ 

Thank you.

Mimi

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THANKS FOR THE AIRTIME TUSCANY

Stellalicious la la,

Greetings to you and my fellow bvs. I just want to thank bv Tuscany for the recharge card s/he sent to me. During olori's birthday he offered to give bvs card which you deleted the comment. I benefited from it. Thanks a lot

Kisses to you Stelz

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ERRAND EXECUTIVES

So busy you can't make time to execute those tasks? Or just too saddled with work you can barely find time for your personal purchases and other errands? Just take life easy and leave the errands to us

ERRAND EXECUTIVES launches in Abuja... We basically take care of anything on your to-do list, be it personal or corporate. Give us a call; we will  lift the burden that you may find time to do other important / pressing tasks.

Phone no:‎ 08034630018, 0808637571

WhatsApp: 08056714007

BBM: 2BCF750B

Email: errandexecutivesng@gmail.com

Facebook: Errand Executives NG

BVs Please manage this... More to come by God's Grace;

3092 7806 9232 0971 

7203 8558 6360‎ 7321

 342 206 465 883 057

309 946 364 383 788

0370 8744 8429 7386

0551 0860 4667 7600

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VACANCY

Please I am in need of a sound English teacher to handle a primary class.

I also need a principal with experience.

I also need a boarding house mistress.

Lastly, a civic education and a government teacher.

Monkletp@gmail.com

Vacancy is in port harcourt but if you are willing to relocate you can as well apply.

P.s only serious minded and qualified persons should respond. Thank you.

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IN HOUSE QUESTION

Dear Stella, the Ininani kerekere vi keikei of blogosphere mingwor, 

Dont know where this falls but am sure it would be an interesting one if you can make it a stand alone post. After reading the 3rd chronicle of tuesday, i figured to ask our female bvn a question or rather have them choose as am sure a lot of people are curious to know. You can only choose one.

will u rather: 

A. 3 minutes of sex with orgasm guaranteed 

Or 

B. 30mins of sex without orgasm

People make a lot of noise about duration but also forget quality.

Personally, i think giving a girl skilled oral till she climaxes (cos over 70% only cum that way) then actual sex till the guy climaxes is the perfect combo.

Thanks, i remain loyal.

BV TUSCANY

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LOOKING FOR ACCOMMODATION ON THE ISLAND

I'm looking for a small and very affordable apartment in Lekki/VI/Ikoyi area. I just got a job on the island ‎in Lagos and I need a place to stay asap. 

Please I'm also open to squat or have a female room/house mate. If I can squat with you for a very short while, please, I will be very very grateful, till I find money to rent a good place. Please, I'm a Christian, I'm not a witch, I'm not a thief, I won't steal the house from you, I won't be in your space, I won't eat your food, I mind my business, I'm not troublesome. ‎My own is just to go out to work in the morning and come back around 9 pm. 

If you also know someone who is relocating but their rent has not expired or a female who has a spare room in her house and can accommodate me‎ or someone who doesn't really stay in their house and doesn't mind me staying small or a Mummy who doesn't mind accommodating a daughter, please reach me. My budget for accommodation is very low for now. Please help a sister. God bless you. ‎Please reach me on 08050422557. 

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PERMANENT SOLUTION TO DANDRUFF

If you struggle with dandruff, itchy or dry scalp‎, a permanent solution has come. It's tested, trusted and affordable. You'll see results in less than two weeks. No more embarrassing flakes. Your hairdo will last longer without itching. Please call 07033830330 for patronage. Thank you!

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TO BUY

if you sell children's grade A clothes,please add me.i need casual wears for boys  aged 3months, 2yrs and 5yrs,i have eyes for quality and know what I need.‎Preferably someone that opens the bail herself,UK/US bail,would be better if you reside in Benin City.must be really affordable please.‎335A3BE3,that's my pin.Thanks

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APPRECIATION

Good day Stella,please post this on Thursday's IHN. I got the giveaway shoe posted by a kind hearted bv HERE

Thanks a lot and may God continue to bless you. 

Please Bvs patronise her...she sells affordable designer perfumes. Her contact : 08077196531

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READ THIS

Do you fall under one or more of these categories: own a supermarket, a make-up artist, want to start your own business with the lest capital, or just wants to know what a makeup kit looks like? 

Look no further. 

This is the opportunity to get quality wholesale makeup products at the best competitive prices in the market, plus irresistible price slashes on purchase. We deliver nationwide, including free gifts with every order. Delivery within Lagos is free. To order please call /whatsapp us on 08066458385. The first person to call us gets a free L.A GIRL pro concealer  with a beauty blender

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PROFESSIONAL HAIRSTYLIST AT YOUR SERVICE

 I'm a hairstylist specialised in all types of hairstyles, be it braids, weavons and even crotchet braids. I'm based in Abuja and can also avail myself for home service. I can be reached on 08064112793 (whatsapp/call).Thanks bvns in anticipation of your patronage.

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PURE OFADA RICE GIVE AWAY. 

Hello my e-family. Your Sumptuous Ofada Rice is here again. It is Pure, dirt free, undiluted, MACHINE PICKED, with 100% stone free guarantee. It's good for weight loss and general well being. Why do you have to wait till you get to parties before you enjoy your Nigerian local rice?

I appreciate your orders in my last post on SDK blog, God bless you. I'm taking orders again against easter festivities. I sell in Paint Plastics and in a Pack of 1.3kg bag. Don't wait till Easter comes, it may be more expensive. I'm giving a free bag of OFADA Rice to the 1st person to type 'AGELESS' on my watsapp number. Keep the orders coming, the contact number is 08077778991(watsapp only) Please I like to connect Abiola Zubair, a customer in Abuja, sweetheart please get across. E-hugs to you Stella. We are AGELESS....

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VACANCY

Please i am in dire need of a cleaner that stays on the island. salary is 25k. please call 08140000195. Any Bv that knows someone who might be interested should please inform them.

Thanks a bunch.

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VACANCY

Dear Stella,

 Please , help post.

My company is recruiting experienced Field marketers.

The remuneration is very attractive.

It will be performance and target driven. Kindly broadcast , you might be helping someone.

Send your CV to limentrydrive@gmail.com You will receive an invitation. 

Interview is tomorrow at 8am.

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TAILORS AND JOINERS NEEDED FOR IMMEDIATE EMPLOYMENT

Are you a tailor or joiner?

Do you have passion for sewing?

Do you know someone who can sew?

Then we have the right platform for you!!!

We have fashion designers in Lagos Looking for competent tailors to employ.

All you need to do is send your Name, Location and phone Number by SMS 'only'08147080041 and we will get back to you as soon as possible

Please note that there are only vacancies in Lagos for now.

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APPRECIATION

Hello Sister stella, kindly help us post this on IHN, so that others bvs will know that stella blog is real not  fake like others, infact since you posted our request on your blog our life and story as change,

We really appreciate all BVS that came to our aids when we are in need to set up our new apartment.. infact is only Almighty GOD, can reward you all, because you really change our story...

 check the below pictures to see how the apartment looks now!!!

Reminder: Some bvs still promise us some kitchen items.. we are using this medium to remind them.. that we are still in need of it..

THANKS SOO MUCH!!

SDK ROCKS!!! GOD BLESSED..

The arrangement is somehow,please re-do it.Congrtas,make you try invite that your sister in law and tell her how her bad mouth earned you God'S blessing.no need hating on her.

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VACANCY

Dear Stella, 

We are still searching for more SSCE/OND certificate holders for our factory Assembly line. If you are in Abuja and you are currently searching for a job in a reputable organization, send your CV to psonolu@gmail.com.

All interviews will take place before the end of next week.

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Signing out SDK-ly

NA ME

SDK