Friday In House News Don Land With Toilet Seat.

Happy Friday you all....Make sure you spread love this weekend..love and Jollof rice....heheheheheheheh.

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WORD FOR THE DAY.

Mind your business,just fucking mind your business.!
Snoop less.read more and stop hating.
We are all human beings with different personae,
do you and let the other person do his/herself.
figting is allowed,quarelling,gossip strife,malice are all
allowed to a certain level because it balances lifes mysteries
BUT HOW DARE YOU TAKE YOUR HATE TO THE NEXT LEVEL?HOW
DARE YOU?
Yes i am included in this my piece of advise.I may be the gossip blogger
but i am not the one who holds the knife to cut and kill,ITS YOU!
Selah!
Spread love.Go back to read that caroline danjumas post,she freaking made a
lotta sense!I am out.#preachingaintmything

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IMORTANT ADVICE TO ALL WOMEN TTC-ing

hello, to BVs,by profession am a medical laboratory scientist in case you want to start with criticism to madam Stella i just want to give my one kobo advice to those TTC as they pray in faith, the can try this little advice it may help one or two persons.

This piece of advice only applies to those that have been medically certified to be fit with no issues, but if you have a medical condition that places you on a particularly probability of conceiving then this might not work but you have nothing to lose by trying.

please note or like most of us already knows the sperm can survive up to 10 days inside a woman while a lady's ovum can live up to 48 hours, now scientifically these are averages which means some people's sperm may not survive that long same as the ovum, it may be longer than stipulated or way way shorter, also there is no fabricated laboratory test so far that can specifically tell us how long a particular sperm cell will survive or how long the ovum will last. also the ovulation detector does not specifically tell you when you are ovulating but only gives you an indication that you will be ovulating soon when exactly it does not specify so a combination of ovulation calculator and ovulation detector will be good. ovulation calculator which you can easily download or access online gives you a range of your fertile days (this means that one out of these days is your fertile day but it can not specifically tell you which) this is so, in order to make up for delayed or early ovulation. 

Hence combining these ideas, to rule out short lived sperm or ovum, to exclude missed fertile day, you and your partner should have sex daily through out that six(6) days that you may be fertile so that nothing is left out. Hence if your partner is the traveling type then you guys have a decision to make. 

Also after sex do not stand up immediately, support your waist with a pillow while stay laying down so that even the laziest of sperm cells can still get to it destination, it is not wrong for excess sperm to spill out of the vagina after sex but you standing up immediately makes it spill out the more and also the sperm cells have to swim against gravity. With your prayers and fasting and this little trick everything is possible. best of luck

Thank you honey!..your writeup made me hot..lol

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CAMERA FOR SALE

• My uncle sent a Nikon coolpix L820 to me last week from the US and I would like to sell it. Kindly help post in Friday  IHN. The camera will go at a give away price of 50,000 Naira instead of 83,000 Naira. Very neat and It was used for just one month before he sent it. I really need the cash for a project I'm working on.  It comes with a pouch and 4 batteries.
• Nikon Coolpix L820 Camera
• Any one interested can WhatsApp me on 08137904748.
• Thanks Stella Bae

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Vertex-Point Nig. Ltd located at Lagos state.

We want to encourage exporters who have existing foreign customers of their "Made in Naija" goods 

such as Ginger, Hardwood, Charcoal, Shea butter, Sesame seeds, Leather works, Hair attachments etc to

contact us on 5655A0AD so we can assist in transporting your shipments/cargo to your desired location at

a competent price.

Thank you for the expected patronage. 

Grace

HERE IS SHOKI FOR BVs. Thanks madam Stella.

7644213901576983

5285174978427030

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TTC- A FALLEN BLOKOS MUST RISE AGAIN

Hi Stella, I am a new reader. I became addicted to your blog like a month ago and I must confess, I am having a good time. Well done!

Meanwhile, I don't know which section to post it. Sha post it somewhere for me. Loll. See, my husband and I are TTC even though we try to live our lives, having sex anytime and just enjoying it not minding the ugly head of TTC. Now, he lost someone close to him and ever since then have been trying to get the thing up to no avail. Loll.like it's been weeks now and babes, the ding dong no even harrass me. 

Even when I carry the thing play sef, na lie. Lolll. I don play d tricks in my book. Infact, I'm thinking of just raping him tonight as I feel my big O is around the corner. Lolll. NOTE: even though we try not to think of ttc, I always make sure we pekus during my O.

If una get any trick for me, fellow BVS, post abeg. Lolll.

Anyways, nice knowing you Stella and all your readers. Hugsssss.

Don't post my info.

LMAO!!!...we always kpekus? you be confirmed waffy

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Na so KPEKUS sweet?

It's 1:53 am in Nigeria. Stella, got woken up by sounds by this

ungodly hours to horrible sounds (a ladys voice). I thought someone

was crying, na so the person dey shout like mad dog, i tried listening

to know the building where the shouts was coming from. My dear, i come

realise say na CONGO the nwa baby dey shine. Come hear different kinds

of sounds na, the girl dey shout the guy dey slap her bumbum (ah ah oh

oh, pata pata). I hear say one runs girl dey stay for the building

behind my own. Abeg ladies make una tone it down, i for call 112 tell

dem say my neighbour dey beat him woman. Make i try go back sleep, the

sounds comot sleep for my eye.

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BIRTHDAY CAKE/MAKE-UP ARTIST NEEDED

Hello darling bvs. Please I am in need of a ‘delicious and affordable’ cake baker for a friend’s birthday in Abuja on the 29^th of March. I will also appreciate someone who can do delivery because I live in Lagos. My budget is 3k.

Also, I need a make-up artist for a wedding on the 16^th of April in Oyo. Make-up artist in Oyo should kindly ‘holla’ at me. I can be reached onyetus2015@gmail.com.

Thank you.

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NEW ARRIVALS OF FIRST GRADE WEARS

We have new arrivals of first grade clean bales.A trial will convince you.Order for yours now.call/watsapp 08063238801.thanks and God bless.

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Build that house today, to avoid sleeping outside tomorrow

good day madam Stella Dimoko Korkus and to all BVN readers, my name is

James Enoch, I work for Henry Odigwe and co, Estate Surveyors and

Valuers. we have offices at Abuja, Lagos, Enugu, PH and Abakaliki.

presently, am in abakaliki ebonyi state. we have some landed

properties for sale at an affordable prices ranging from 400k and

above. you can contact my firm for any real estate business in the

south east and also nation wide. for details of our structure log on

to www.henryodigweandco.com or you can call us on 07032947592,

08058618018. we also have properties for letting. build that house

today to avoid sleeping outside tomorrow.

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HIRE PURCHASE VEHICLE

Is there any bv who has a bus and ready to leave it out on hire purchase or any bv that needs a professional driver around amuwo odofin(Festac),igando/ikotun,Ojo and badagry axis should please 
contact me on 08165430198

Eckodom@yahoo.com

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DUPLEX TO LET IN LAGOS

Please i have a 5 bedroom duplex to let, the location of the property is at Amuwo Odofin (Festac Extention). It goes for 1.4 million per annum (negotiable) Interested persons\ person should please contact me on 08063260000.

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QUALITY LIQUID SOAP FOR SALE/GIVEAWAY

I have very quality liquid soap for sale both whole sale and retail very good
 for clothes (machine and hand), floors, cars or plate.

For party souvenir (customized option available)

Schools, hotels, restaurant, offices, supermarket and cash wash.

Free bottles of dish liquid for every 5ltrs purchase.

I will also like to give away 10 bottles of the dish liquid to BVs that 
can pick up at palm avenue, Lagos.

badex11@yahoo.com

08099448163

08064470486

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PRINTNG MADE EASY....SO EASY!

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CALLING OUT WAFFY PEOPLE

Are you based in Warri?
Come learn how to apply makeup like a PRO and Eyebrow defining and highlight - Eyeshadow application (smokey, neutral,glitters) -Eyelash techniques (falsies) -Flawless foundation application - Highlighting and Contouring for all facial shapes- Bridal makeup - Everyday makeup- Lip secrets (perfect nudes, Red, ombre,plum etc) Gele tying for a month at just 20k.We also do bridal makeup,birthday and photoshoot makeovers,Gele tying,sales  of makeup products,renting of  traditional beads etc Call or Add CINTASGLAMZ on WA 08167917931 or BBM 2BB3E27F. We would be giving out 2 spaces for free for a single mum and a widow as our Easter giveaway and also free bridal makeup for the first bride to add us on bbm but wedding must be in Warri.

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RE-DRY PRIVATES

Good day Stellz! How things? Please my sister I need you to help me post this, I'm really searching for the BV that posted this comment under your "Dry Privates? Watch how to drown your man in bed" post. Her story just woke me up!! and I would so love if I can contact her so I get to know the herbs she used. I'd really love to get in touch with her. Attached are the munches of her comment. To the BV, please send your email through Stella so we get talking. On my knees begging...

Thank you very much and God bless u plenty!

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DELICIOUS SMOKED CATFISH FOR SALE

My dear BVN's your delicious smoked catfish is now available at your doorstep.  ‎I processed it myself so I can say that it is 100% hygienic. I stay in Ikorodu but I can deliver anywhere in Lagos for a little fee. You can contact me through this number 08184810342 for further details. Come and give your soup a new taste!

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FOR RENT

There is a 3 bedroom flat for rent at Budo Peninsular Estate 2 (by Fidelity Bank), Ajiwe, Ajah. Clean,secure & serene environment, spacious compound, great neighbours etc. You wont get a better deal. 

RENT is N1.2 mil. 

Please call 08033109449

Thanks ma and God bless.

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RAPE.

Hello Stella, you won't believe what happened at my elder brothers house, he lives at police estate at Rumuodara Ph, his neighbors son a 19yr old boy raped a 5yr old girl yesterday and he threatened the little girl that he will kill her if she tells anybody. 

The most annoying part is that he raped her anus too, the parents discovered it early this morning when she went to pee,they discovered that blood was gushing out from both her pu..sy and anus, they raised alarm when she told them the person that did it, do u know that the boy did not even feel any remorse, instead he said the girl was already spoilt and that she was very sweet, Stella can you imagine such nonsense, he's cooling off at Okporo police station. 

Stella I know this girl very well and am sorry to say, she's very naughty, she acts really spoilt, she not properly brought up, but that does not give the idiot the right to rape her, I hope her parents have learnt their lesson in a hard way, she's always in the company of boys, mother's should be very careful with their female children.

What is going on?what is polluting the mind mind of these teens?The social media or what?
Its really getting too much ah ah.

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WEDDING CAKES PROMO/WEDDING GOWN GIVEAWAY

Three tier cakes for #25,000 

Four tier cakes for #30,000 .

I'm also giving out a wedding gown to the first bride that orders a cake from me.

Also cake baking and decorating classes are still on for a little token of #10,000 only.Please note my location is ABUJA. 

Calls / watsapp : 08077010809

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Creche : let your child(ren) learn and Play

We provide 24 hours child care services to busy parents and parents that just need time off. We serve children from age three months to seven years of age. Our services are safe and secure with an excellent place where your child can learn and be taken care of. We provide your child with a formal and structured environment where they will learn quickly how to assert themselves, make friends and socialize. 

We are  situated at Alegongo Akobo‎ Ibadan 

08062409436

09051575031

omoyosola7@gmail.com

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GOSSIP

Dear Stella Kork. I admire Dencia as a fine entrepreneur but come to think of it which sane human being will leave 40mil naira in another person's account(not even a family member)for that long. Shebi she said she came to nigeria last year what stopped her from going to a Nigerian bank open a Nigerian account and give pearl Pos machine to use and accept payments while she monitors the account online from the states. ‎There's more to this their story. 

I strongly believe they had a personal relationship. Meanwhile I remember in 2014 Dencia posted that she made over a million dollars from whitenicious in just that year alone. So how come 2014,2015 n 2016 accounts come up to just 200k dolls. All this gbogbo bigs girls won't kill us. Sorry sha say Your money loss even though we know it's a ploy to trend. God bless you as you begin the gulder ultimate search for your money!!!!

I dont think its a ploy to trend.I love Dencia,she is real and down to earth and gives it the way it should be given..leave her alone and go sell gala for go-slow abeg.
If they had a personal relationship,is it your personal or your relationship?Shit fit dey ya yansh oh,see you dey close nose say pesin mess....abeg abeg abeg..lol

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IF YOU WANT TIGHT TOTOH

I have vagina tightening products, Spanish fly etc for sale. Madura rod,Shrinka tightening powder/rod, insertion tab to give the virgin-like tightness! call/ Whatsapp 08025141735, mail: abbymidas@gmail.com, I.G midastouch_onestopshop. Thanks Aunty Stella! Love you! 

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NA WAH OOOH

Hi Stella,

One of my colleagues in the office behaves like an angel; Everyone in the office loves and respects her so much because of her character. She complained that House helps don’t last in her house, that the maximum they can stay is three months. l asked myself, why is it that House helps don’t stay longer in the House of kind Mrs. R. she told me that when they came back from Dubai in January,  her maid told her that she cannot longer stay with her. I told her she left because she did not take her to Dubai; she said how I can take that smelling thing to Dubai. 

I was shocked. She asked me, if I know anyone that is willing to work for her, that she will be paying the person 12,000 every month and she will feed and provide accommodation for the person. I remembered a 20 years old lady, I met in Cross River when I visited my mum, the lady told me that she dropped out of school in SS2, when she lost her Dad, that I should help her look for a job, so that she can save money and register WAEC next year. I told her that I have someone, I called the lady immediately, she said, she is willing to take the job, but she don’t have transport fare, I asked my mum to give her transport fare. 

She arrived Abuja on the 31^st January and I took her to the madam’s place. After some days, the lady called me and said, that she has her own, spoon, plate, cup and chair, that after  helping  her madam to prepare food, instead of the madam, to dish for her from the food, they prepared,  the madam will either give her yam or rice to cook for herself. She said that the most annoying part of it is that her madam will give her pants with pad on it to wash; this woman has a washing machine. This woman will leave used pad on her bathroom and asked her to clean it. The woman feeds her twice a day, if she ask for dinner, her madam will tell she is watching her weight, that she don’t eat dinner, for that reason, she will not eat dinner. I have questions; does it mean Miss A doesn’t deserve to eat the same food with madam? Why must Madams give their maids, their under wears to wash, while they have washing machines that can do the work. I know why caged bird sings; now I know why maids don’t last in her house. Please treat your maids well.

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FREE BRIDAL MAKEUP

Hello Stella, I am a reader of your blog and I must say you are doing a good job. I am a part time make up artist based in Abuja. I am offering free bridal make up for two brides getting married in Abuja. Those interested can contact me as follows: Whatsapp; 08154052223 Call me; 08035187337 Bbm; 58B53F5E Thanks Stella.

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Contagious items!!!!

Are you on a budget but still want to look good!! Shop with us for affordable,  unique and good quality male/female items.. We sell shoes, bags, belts, jeweleries, etc.. 

Bbm Chanel: C004DAA22

Phone no: 07030734341

Email: contagiousbibi@gmail.com

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BURBY'S BEDDINGS AND INTERIOR

Please I want the bvs in Abuja to patronise my business. I sell American bedspreads and they all are of the best quality which lasts longer than so many inferior materials. I also do interior designs like cotton, blinds, throw pillows et all. I'm based in Abuja but I can do way billing for people outside Abuja that may wants to patronise my business for enquiries you can reach me via emai...burberry4jemmy@yahoo com or on these numbers......08062680049 09053463442. Thanks y'all

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THANK YOU QUINCY

 I would like to appreciate Quincy for the 3 weeks

online training she did on snacks, small chops, drinks, smoothies etc.

I really learnt a lot and I am still learning.

Dear BV's, she is good at what she does. Please patronize her.. 
Her number is 07066834888.

Dear Quincy, thanks for teaching me and for your patience in answering

my questions.God bless you

Bv Eleanor

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PLEA FOR ASSISTANCE

Good day Stella,Well done,more power to your elbow.please help me post this.

I am a single mother of two staying with my parents but I am solely responsible for the upkeep of my children.I sell bulk recharge cards and I have been doing it for the past 12years but the unfortunate thing happened to me last week.I was robbed of my market bag.I am left with nothing.I am appealing to bvs that need errand girl to please invite me to run errands for you or if you have any other job for me to put food on the table for my kids,I will be willing to take it.I reside in Lagos.

Contact no 08129054606.

Bv Ohiara gift

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RECHARGE CARD BUSINESS

Hi Stella,

Please I want to go into the recharge card selling business in bulk.  Please I need anyone that's into the business to contact me as I don't know any dealer or how I can go about it. My contact is 09034135115.

Thank you for your help.

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BLACKBERRY PASSPORT FOR SALE

 I have a blackberry passport for sale and I would be glad if you post this in the in-house news section. The phone Is barely 3 weeks old and I got it for #130,000 but I'm willing to sell it for 90,000. It's very new and in good condition. Interested persons can contact me through 07082736560

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LEARNING TO BAKE

‎Do you live in Ejigbo, Ikotun and it's environs? Do you know how to bake cake and don't know how to ice? Do you want to learn how to bake, make snacks, and all? Butter icing, fondant, royal icing, sugar craft, roses, e.t.c...look no further, just call cheals cake and pastries, 08092752113 at affordable prices for your 2,3 days training and 3 months training. Thank you.

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Re: TIME TO STAND UP AND PRAY #Dec100babies#

I am super excited because I know what God can do. Babies will come!

So finally the fasting will be for two days i.e Tuesday and Wednesday those that want to do more should carry on cos some of us just ended a long fasting. 

BV AdeEsther said Wednesday is a day of mercy, my dear God is a merciful God any day any time and he also is a consuming fire.

Some asked is singles re allowed....yes oo cos me still single for now. 

Please, there won't be any listed prayer points, just read the scriptures and pray as lead by the holy spirit... don't forget to praise him. give God quality praise.

Anonymous TTC that said she will kill herself, hmmmm my dear na who go come carry our own share of children???‎ Please don't ever think of such again. The God of sahra and Hannah is still God.

Those that have tips please kindly share.

All anxious and worried TTC‎, do us small favor. Stop worrying. Just praise and pray. Children are 'chicken' thing for God to do. 

Please my wonder people the few general conditions for this prayer and fasting include: abstinence from any form of sin, no doubts, ‎you must believe that he will do more abundantly, give him praise, more praise cos the barren will conceive. (you can add yours).

If you re still living in sin it's time to surrender to God, if you have what is not yours, it's time to restitute.

If you don't pray and skipped meals na hunger games you do.

Am always boosting of my SDK family, am amazed!!! Thank you all for supporting this. God will be your help in time of need. Amen.

As for you Stella, one baby girl must bear STELLA...you re awesome. went as far as making it a separate post. ehugs‎.

Bible passages:

Gen 1:28, Deuteronomy 7:14, Gen 30:22, Exodus 23:25-26, Gen 21:1, Hebrews 11:11,  Luke1:37, ‎Psalm 27:14, 55:22, 127:3,128:3, 113:9. (add yours)

God is Good! We have more than 100 people joining, together in one accord let's reach heaven and shake down our babies. ‎100 is just the minimum number of babies we expect by December. 

Let God be God for us, let God arise‎, let every from of barrenness be history. Amen

#Dec100babies#

‎Shalom!!

Bv Oluchi.

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FACE PALETTE FOR SALE

Thanks for posting my previous advert. The make up box has been sold but the Zaron face Palette is still available. Interested bv's please call me on 08098099970. It goes for a slashed price of 14k. Here's a lil shoki for bv's.

7685 6789 7657 1165 (Mtn)

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TAILORS AND JOINERS NEEDED FOR IMMEDIATE EMPLOYMENT

Are you a tailor or joiner?

Do you know someone who can sew?

Then we have the right platform for you!!!

We have fashion designers in Lagos Looking for competent tailors to employ.

All you need to do is send your Name, Location and phone Number by SMS 'only'08147080041 and we will get back to you as soon as possible

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Sitz bath bowl and maternity wears in PH

Hi Stella,

Please pardon my lecture, its a plea for patronage.

This is for new mums and preggie's in the house!

Taking sitz baths is one of the wonderful healings new mums can give to themselves to speed up healing after child bath.

A bowl usually called sitz bath bowl is best for this. It is basically a small bowl you sit in to ease the swollen,stretched vagina muscles and tissues after childbirth.

Sitz baths also help heal perineal tears, treatment of hemorrhoids and other conditions in the anal and genital areas. It is also ideal after episiotomy to aid healing.A sitz bath bowl is more comfortable to use than a bucket because it fits right into your toilet seat.

Pregnant and new mums in Port Harcourt can contact me  on 07054373820 or check www.facebook.com/bbmaternitystore.

I also sell trendy maternity wears(maternity jeans,bum shorts,dresses, skirts, tops, nursing bras and nursing covers) at very affordable prices.

Thanks a million Stella!

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Signng out SDK-LY

SDK

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