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Wednesday, February 03, 2016

Valentine LOL



Hmmm....Ladies I am sure you know how some guys do it?The break ups will
start this week,especially if they are serial lovers or if they want to escape buying gifts.

 ''Hello boo whats up?''

 ''Is it me you are calling Oloribooruku?Am i your mate that you can so easily insult me?''

 And they stop replying SMS or taking your calls or chatting.....LOL



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123 comments:

  1. Cynthia Iyede3 February 2016 at 12:33

    Noooo! Attend cell meeting join. Olorire. Lol

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    1. SWAG LAFRESH 3 February 2016 at 14:37

      Even vigil

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    2. SWAG LAFRESH 3 February 2016 at 14:49

      We have something planned for church service that day.

      Le boo is not in naija, so na church and movies win am.

      If he dey around sef he no dey buy gift so I won't even miss him. Na only birthdays I dey miss am.

      I normally get gift from
      random people.

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    3. Adanne3 February 2016 at 18:58

      Who ask you lafresh? Babes be making mouth since 1900

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    4. SWAG LAFRESH 3 February 2016 at 22:24

      Ada-nne, am I the cusser of your problem?

      Na your mouth I take make the mouth? Why your fingers dey scratch you na?

      Pele. Oya go meet that your aba trader boyfriend to buy you birthday gift.

      Send me your number, I'll send you recharge card that day to wipe your lonely sorrows.

      Kiss kiss

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    5. Anonymous3 February 2016 at 22:44

      Lafresh so at your age you are still in bf gf things. Nawaao

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  2. Linda3 February 2016 at 12:33

    Ladies should start surprising their man with gifts. He will love you the more. Not receiving every day

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  3. Miss Ess3 February 2016 at 12:33

    Its my birthday on that day, I no kukuma get boo

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    1. Anonymous3 February 2016 at 14:19

      So wat shd we do? You r past 40 gwegs focus on ur son

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    2. LimenLemon3 February 2016 at 15:30

      Anonymous stop the insult, faceless person. You do not know tommorrow, being faceless does not give you a right to insult Ms Ess. Stella need to start filtering the comment.

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    3. lonebubble3 February 2016 at 22:46

      Hello bday mate...its my bday too!dnt worry,d lord will visit us with all d gud things our hrt desires.watch out!!!

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  4. Hello Bae3 February 2016 at 12:34

    Hahahahahaha

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  5. Candor3 February 2016 at 12:35

    Bwahahaha...

    These days, I don't even err. I strictly follow like a lamb. Use endearing words, soft words and maintain a romantic atmosphere.

    Even healthy arguments, I just agree, I must get valentine giftsssss abeg. This nigga ain't gonna see anything to fight me on.

    Hopefully, my "alter" does not take charge for the next few days.

    Don't blame me..I'm bipolar.

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  6. Tee3 February 2016 at 12:35

    Lmao... I am sure this Val Wil be drama filled.

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  7. Unknown3 February 2016 at 12:36

    LOL

    My own is if I see anyone wear red and white like mama alawo,i will confront the person.

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  8. IG - @Hairbyniyot_ (08135891923)3 February 2016 at 12:37

    Hahahaha

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  9. Big man3 February 2016 at 12:37

    I thank God too o, the bible say "Thou shall keep the sabath day Holy" so Ladies and gents, No Doing, no outing, stay indoor.

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  10. Unknown3 February 2016 at 12:38

    Who will be my val?

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  11. I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF)3 February 2016 at 12:40

    Akuko ndi owu ite!...
    Any man that has this mentality is a broke ass mehn...

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  12. Martins (GlossyMart Tech Gadgets 07037317400 or 08116202737)3 February 2016 at 12:40

    Or

    "Hello sugar,whats up?"

    And the guy would be like
    "Is it me you are calling sugar? That means my father is milk and my mother is milo abi? You dont have respect okwaya? Inshort,dont ever call this line again..

    @MARTINS ABOY

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  13. Unknown3 February 2016 at 12:41

    In fact go for night vigil, u go still come meet me for house........#no escape#

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  14. miss Aboki the great3 February 2016 at 12:42

    Lolss
    That must be my yoruba boyfrnd that year.
    Dude can dodge any topic related to money ehn. He goes quiet once conversation starts drifting to how the val is going to be.
    He ll be like "baby i ll chat u later, kinda busy now"
    And he was talking marriage like his life depended on it o
    Very stingy fella.
    How can i be in schl and my so called bf cannot send me 2k to buy milk?
    The much i ve gained from him is 200 recharge card and it was sent over a week after i aaked for it
    Tnk God i no submit kpekus sha.

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    1. Aunty gwegzzz....3 February 2016 at 16:46

      Lmao! Stinginess runs in his blood.

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    2. Unknown3 February 2016 at 20:03

      You sure say u no submit? anyway, are you guys still together?

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  15. Default Smile now a sweet mum of 2 Kings3 February 2016 at 12:43

    Evil men.....
    Married man will face their wives or serious side chics

    190 comment 2016

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  16. DixonE3 February 2016 at 12:43

    Some Married Men Sef Go Form Quarrel.

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  17. mz chingy3 February 2016 at 12:44

    Please help me I need someone to talk to
    Someone to listen to me
    Someone to counsel me
    I'm depressed,confused,scared
    I don't want to leave this precious world yet..but I can't help it anymore

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    1. Blackberry3 February 2016 at 14:14

      Chill babes, there's hope where there's life.

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    2. Quiksilver3 February 2016 at 14:20

      Hmmmm

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    3. Unknown3 February 2016 at 14:38

      It is well with you dear...God will definitely see you through.

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    4. Unknown3 February 2016 at 14:50

      What is the matter dear?

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    5. Unknown3 February 2016 at 15:32

      Just hang on babe. Give life one more push. Who knows your miracle might be on the way but u never know.

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    6. Iphie dearie3 February 2016 at 18:46

      Please don't give up on life.

      Whatever you are passing through is only but a phase.

      You will be fine hun.

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  18. Minrex3 February 2016 at 12:44

    lol.
    Plenty break up before Valentine and makeup after Valentine

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  19. nzubeizuu3 February 2016 at 12:44

    Lol. Blessed are those who hope for nothing for they shall never be disappointed.

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  20. Unknown3 February 2016 at 12:44

    Lol... Anyone can choose to go awol on that day for all I care..I will be home sleeping after church service... In fact I will put off my phone that day...If anyone wants to do anything special,They should bring it to my house. Can't deal with the madness that comes with val...And to those that think Valentine's day is all about sex,If u are not married, 9 months course loading then...okbye.

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  21. The Sexiest Mother Of This Blog3 February 2016 at 12:45

    Lolz. Nothing special about val jare. U dnt need to wait for val day to show love.

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  22. FINNY aka SWEET TROUBLE 3 February 2016 at 12:46

    Don't worry I get plan abc and d sef. U bail and den I will treat ur fuck up.

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  23. BluntIjebuChic'*GiFTED'*3 February 2016 at 12:46

    lmaoo***
    I'll go to the super market,pick whatever I want then close my eyes and ask the attendant to wrap it***on val day am gonna jump up and down and shout surprise surprise!!! I tear moi gift,snap with it before going out to the movies ***sound like a perfect plan for a booless babe***if I don't take care of moi self***who will

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  24. Lillysimple3 February 2016 at 12:46

    Hehehehehhehehehehehhhehehehhe
    Huhuhhuhhu




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  25. Sarah de DIEU.3 February 2016 at 12:47

    Lol.

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  26. One trillion3 February 2016 at 12:48

    End time meme

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  27. Dewdrop3 February 2016 at 12:49

    Lol....

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  28. CANADA BLOGBRITY 3 February 2016 at 12:52

    Hehehehhehehehehehehhehehe
    End time broke ass boyfriends

    Kikikikikikiki

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  29. danny fisiye3 February 2016 at 12:54

    lmao salvation ministries all the way





    #GODWIN™

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  30. KING Nwa AMAKA3 February 2016 at 12:56

    Lee boo and I might be heading to Zanzibar. I love Valentine because it a season of showing love. So let's exchange gift on Sdkb. You choose a number and buy gift for the person even if it's recharge card. How I wish blog lord will make that her comprehensive list of 's again so that I can number them.
    Each person will pick a name and buy gift for the person. For instance if I pick Linda EZe, I will buy her something and send it to Lagos but she will pay for the delivery. Linda must not be the one that will pick my name. If someone in calabar picks mine the person buys something and sends it to me here in Abuja but I will pay for the delivery. Who is In?

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    1. Anonymous3 February 2016 at 14:25

      So, I pick you for example.

      You send me gift of 500 naira.

      I pay delivery of 1,500 naira....

      Babe, please let us just greet each other on the Internet on that day, all na valentine abi?

      *yimu.

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    2. SWAG LAFRESH 3 February 2016 at 14:41

      It won't work. No be this blog again?

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    3. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)3 February 2016 at 14:52

      There is sense in it.

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    4. BluntIjebuChic'*GiFTED'*3 February 2016 at 15:46

      Lmao annoymous...you craze gan..let's just greet ourselves on internet..lmao

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    5. Unknown3 February 2016 at 15:48

      Present twice

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    6. SWAG LAFRESH 3 February 2016 at 15:51

      @mao akuh, yes there is but it's not worth it.

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    7. Anonymous3 February 2016 at 15:52

      Anon 14:25 Lmao!!!!

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    8. Unknown3 February 2016 at 16:33

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah...
      Anno 14:25... you got me rotf.

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    9. Tetrina3 February 2016 at 18:34

      Anon just killed me! Can't stop laughing

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    10. Lizzy T3 February 2016 at 19:33

      Anon o!!!! Hahahahahahaha Chineke meee.
      So funny. I support u tho

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    11. Unknown3 February 2016 at 20:22

      @ Anon 1425 you have spoken well. Ish won't be worth it

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  31. Bianca Bruno3 February 2016 at 12:56

    Buahahahaha
    Nor be only oloriburuku. Some guys are so fake enh

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  32. NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN (foot loose and fancy-free) 3 February 2016 at 12:57

    Lol..

    But I'm afraid the above are for juveniles and broke ass men..
    Real men look forward to val's day, they look forward to spending money on their women.

    Matter of fact,they've ordered for gifts, cakes, chocolates and the likes..
    They've already booked for the weekend,the 5star hotel that overlooks the water and sand.

    Nothwithstanding, lemme just laugh like its incredibly funny..hahahahahahahah!!

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  33. Sampson's Child 3 February 2016 at 12:58

    Lots of guys will switch off their phones and blame it on network. Lol. Boo upon Boo will emerge. And some will be booless.

    I need me a great Val.




    * Ayah Shehu *

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  34. Missy Jay3 February 2016 at 13:00

    Hahahahahahaha

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  35. J.Ice3 February 2016 at 13:01

    Som babes wud sleep on stair case in dia bobo's compound.
    Pls do not go univited oooo
    14th February is Xcluded, u don't snoop on dt day bcos d man alwaysssss protects d one wit him at d time.
    Student girls let d Bobo do d traveling. Life is too sweet to be short.
    Thanks

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    1. Aunty gwegzzz....3 February 2016 at 16:52

      Hahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahaha... I can totally relate. Chai!

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  36. Tannie3 February 2016 at 13:01

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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  37. omosoft3 February 2016 at 13:02

    ladies should be wiser by now.

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    1. Anonymous3 February 2016 at 22:16

      i'm a little bit wiser ehhh * in flavour's voice...

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  38. Ladybrown...3 February 2016 at 13:03

    hahahahahahhaahaa, its a gud tin its on a sunday sha, no rum fr boredom....

    Church te take ova

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  39. Thatigbobabe(Lilyflower)3 February 2016 at 13:04

    Buhahahahahaha..
    I can't wait to read comments of the aftermath of the Valentine galore.. the lies, the deceit... every damn thing...

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  40. The General's Wife3 February 2016 at 13:06

    LMAO

    But in case u don't know or forgot,most diners are actually over-booked.every inch taken.some women don't like the crowded places u know.many postpone it.
    Ur lady might fall under dis kind of women.

    So,Monday it is! LMAO

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  41. Unknown3 February 2016 at 13:08

    Lol


    XOXO MYSTERY

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  42. original glow,maintenance,lightening,whitening and correcting cream from Switzerland.081203748073 February 2016 at 13:12

    Who Valentine don help? It's over rated.

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  43. Yori Yori Princess3 February 2016 at 13:13

    Pope Piano you foolish truly. You just made me laugh. You can attend service till midnight if you like, you must get a visit from your le boo.

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  44. Unknown3 February 2016 at 13:20

    Lol, na so!! Some don start d quarrel since 2nd week of January sef!

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  45. AdeEsther3 February 2016 at 13:21

    Hahahahahaha how's boo related to oloriburuku? Stella you haff kill me with laughter Ooo hahahahaha

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  46. Anonymous3 February 2016 at 13:23

    My boyfriend andI have been dating for 14 months now. We agreed to wait but we get lost and touch each other sometimes but never sex. Today, I visited him and there was foreplay. He gave me head and just when I saw he was getting too aroused I tried stopping him but couldn't. He forced himself on me. I've been crying since I came home and he's been calling and begging. I don't know what to do.

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    1. Unknown3 February 2016 at 13:59

      You opened ur cat for head, then wanted him to stop,
      Not every guy has that level of control
      You can kiss but it gets to d level of removing pant,
      OYO
      Learn from it and move on

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    2. Quiksilver3 February 2016 at 14:22

      LOL
      Let me laugh biko
      Hahahahahahaha

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    3. Martins (GlossyMart Tech Gadgets 07037317400 or 08116202737)3 February 2016 at 14:32

      Ah Ah,but you self eehh,how can you light up A building and expect it not to burn down?

      Most guys cant even control themselves when the are on the "kissing aspect" or even sight "A ladies boob"..not to talk of when they are giving head!

      The deed has been done..pele oo!!

      Most erected penis no sabi the meaning of "stop" until mission is accomplished ..E ma binu!

      Wipe your tears inugo..#hugs

      @MARTINS ABOY

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    4. Anonymous3 February 2016 at 14:38

      Pls can I know y u r crying?...the deed is done, get over it...didn't u enjoy it? Huh?

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    5. BluntIjebuChic'*GiFTED'*3 February 2016 at 15:50

      Lmaoo....he gave me head and I tell him to stop..if na you do wahala cook,sombori. Come tell stop bring that food..you go gree?cry no more my friend

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    6. Bibi Bugzy3 February 2016 at 16:22

      Aww sorry dearie. But u too, u think it's been easy for him. I actually think he's a great guy if he waited for all of 14 months. I don't think u shud break up with him. Although I know u wish ur first time was more special. Just forgive him inugo.

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    7. Anonymous3 February 2016 at 17:02

      @martins...Thanks.
      Bibi, yeah he's been great until today. He's called my sister to beg on his behalf, he didn't tell her what happened though. You're right, I should forgive him. It's not entirely his fault, I did lead him on. Thank you.

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    8. Vivaciara3 February 2016 at 17:20

      Lmao.
      What won't I read on this blog.
      So you expected him to lick you up, clean his mouth and tell you thank you?
      Sister I tell you; you are a very wicked somborri.

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    9. Unknown4 February 2016 at 06:13

      After giving you head, seriously you should be thanking him. It is good you have agreed to forgive him. Best of luck to you guys

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    10. oh-G4 February 2016 at 19:46

      I'm just laughing

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    11. oh-G4 February 2016 at 19:49

      This made my day. So funny. Madame can you be hungry for just 3days and put meat in your mouth, chew it and...spit it out. Some can but not many people. Get over it. 'Forgive' him. Oya sorry. Sighs.

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  47. Anonymous3 February 2016 at 13:25

    Lol. Too bad no val for me. I believe some day Love will find me too and when it happens, everyday will be our val, not just Feb 14.

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  48. Etsako Pearl3 February 2016 at 13:26

    Overated ish.

    Yawns


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  49. Unknown3 February 2016 at 13:27

    What should we that are boo-less do? Fast and kapish on that day?

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  50. chi-ji-okeh3 February 2016 at 13:27

    My last relationship was bw last years and this years own. Nawa.
    I'd love to know what it's like.
    Lol @ the post.

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  51. Anonymous3 February 2016 at 13:30

    This is good, at least, that day i will not be available

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  52. calabar chick3 February 2016 at 13:34

    Waiting for valentine post to hear stories... Kikikikikiki

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  53. xxxTrinityxxx3 February 2016 at 13:34

    Lol that for people with boos

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  54. Anonymous3 February 2016 at 13:38

    before n after Valentine more drama will unfold

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  55. la effizy3 February 2016 at 13:43

    Some people never recover from Xmas breakup. This will be part 2. Hahahhahaha

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  56. Kayanmata (NATURAL APHRODISIAC) D623C11B... 08120062969...Order now! 3 February 2016 at 13:45

    Lol... I tell you!

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  57. Unknown3 February 2016 at 13:49

    Valentine whoop whoop. Time to add more shoes to my sexy closet

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  58. Anonymous3 February 2016 at 13:49

    It happened to me with one silly guy...told me he ws travelling wen it ws a day to Val for work and didn't call me throughout...only to call me sm days after to hook up...as a sharp babe I sharply left him...notimetowastetime

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  59. Blackberry3 February 2016 at 13:51

    Side chics, main chics, wives, husbands, will all know their place.

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    1. Jasmine4 February 2016 at 01:01

      What if u already know your place as the side chick? Hahahahahaha. This valentine will be fun

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  60. excited courtesy3 February 2016 at 13:53

    if a guy plays smart on any babe this val season. pls dump his sorry ass after val. guys is high time you change.

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  61. Unknown3 February 2016 at 13:54

    Lol

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  62. Coco3 February 2016 at 13:59

    Enter your comment...I go sharparly dump that guy

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  63. Uriel (Freshdew)3 February 2016 at 14:00

    A day of true revelation. Lolz

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  64. Anonymous3 February 2016 at 14:39

    I need a babe not a player.. O lord save me from karashika I have been meeting.

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  65. Anonymous3 February 2016 at 14:40

    I need a babe not a player.. O lord save me from karashika I have been meeting.

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  66. Unknown3 February 2016 at 14:42

    Hahahaha catholic boos will use lent as an excuse.#bae u know we are in lent#lol broke ass buy her gift but no indoor games.

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  67. MOTHER NATURE........3 February 2016 at 16:10

    The unbelievable thing is that I have never done Val all my life. The day will just come and go and I don't even notice. I spent all my tym in boarding school and glorified boarding school lol. Who wan let you commot? The thing just made me loose interest in vals jor.

    Now I'm married, I don tell hubby you must make it worth while since you are the first I will be sharing this special day with. Hubby too don dey ginger lol. All ends in legal banging lwkmd.

    I don't know why I'm becoming rough with words these days lmao.

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    1. Iphie dearie3 February 2016 at 20:04

      This blog makes one master some certain "rough" words..

      The one that is cringe worthy is the different names for the Vagina...LMAO can't deal..

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    2. Starlight.3 February 2016 at 21:43

      Everyday is valid for me and boo.

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  68. Real Nutty3 February 2016 at 17:05

    I have got my plans..
    Bf 1.........12noon till 4pm.
    Bf2..........5pm till 8pm
    Bf3...........8pm till day breaks.
    No time to stick to one partner plix plix plix

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  69. Jasmine4 February 2016 at 01:05

    Church to house to my bed straight. Once I don't see anybody putting on white and red, I won't know it's valentine's day.



    Ladies, don't visit uninvited o. Even your boo get a boo. Be smart.

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  70. Jasmine4 February 2016 at 01:06

    And the student babe that will want to travel, let him send transport fare (to and fro) incase u go and he refuses to open the door or tries to discharge u, u'll just ball out b4 u become stranded. Stella, make a post on Monday for the aftermath of valentine's day. Some will come here and lie but don't worry, we'll know.

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