This is a selective post...Please do not click to read more if you did not attend the University Of Benin..LOL
Shout out to you if UNIBEN Is your Alma mater.....
Shout out to you if you are a UNIBEN BV...how far for that school now?
Any scandals there?
I loved UNIBEN with a passion and miss the school life....Miss my friends,all of them but life must go on and it did.
I wonder where all the people who graduated with first class and 2:1 and 2:2 are now?
I hear my school project is hot in demand in the Library..lol.
Whats your experience in UNIBEN if you went there?
Please do not come in here and tell us stories about any school if its not UNIBEN you hear?if nobody talk make the post remain empty like that...
Greatessssssssssssst UNIBEN.....................#Proud3rdClassGraduate...LMAO!
Let me read comments since am From akokites
ReplyDeleteMy bestie went to uniben. When he talks about the school I hear so much pride in his voice. If you went to uniben you are automatically his friend lol
DeleteYes oo.. na us kikiki.. Aluta continua.. proudly Uniben.. greatest of al the greatest.. Great gbo gbo n gba gba.. #proudGeologist who extruded from Uniben.. e nor easy...
DeleteStella third class lolzz u nor dey shame( tongueout).. wetin u go do for sch boil beans abii..
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DeleteTecki, wtf is "extruded"?
DeleteUniben grammar or what?
Tecki, wtf is "extruded"?
DeleteUniben grammar or what?
Greatest of the greatest of the greatest............... Missed that school. I caught a babe in hall one trying to steal my cloths from the line, I asked her what are you doing she handed the cloths over to me and said she was helping me Park time. I was too shocked to shout as she walked away. Missed faculty Elections, I remember a guy bought us snacks to vote for him. We ended up not voting for him and looked him straight in the eyes living we did. Missed Coca-Cola village. Hall one and two. Cutting show in hall four hahahahhahahahha
DeleteWhite berry mbok, as a matter of urgency start collecting your school fees, first from uniben, the high school till you reach day care. Even be like say na down language night school you go go instead... Hian!
Delete100level mass communication student. I so love uniben like kilode. I'm at ekehuan campus. Our lecturers are the best, from John stone( all uniben students know this man) to Prof Sambe are good. Can't just wait to get to the next level. In this 100 it seems we have been relegated to the background. & that Hall 2 car park, that place is a no go area at night.. I so loveeeeeeeeeeeeee uniben. If you nor go uniben, na secondary school you go - Donald Trump. Hahaha
DeleteStella dey ve refused to release isd 2015 set result oh while dose in other dept have registered 4 nysc already
DeleteStella dey ve refused to release isd 2015 set result oh while dose in other dept have registered 4 nysc already.
DeleteFilled wit G.boys, ah love me some student doctors n engineering guys
DeleteGreat indeed! I had my bachelor's Degree in Petroleum Engineering from the Great UNIBEN. Stayed in hall 1 for 4Sessions and Hall 2 for my final year. In Uniben, the hustle was real! You make things work for yourself. I loved the common room- did most of my reading there. St. Albert Catholic Church made it all worth the while. God rest the souls of Rev. Fr. Prof. Michael Onwueme & Rev.Fr.Cyril Ofoegbu- great servants of God.
Delete@tecki, my sister finished from your dept
DeleteUniben...the greatest school of the greatest! Ekenwan peeps...back gate...chicken coop...Theatre hall...Theatre History...dance class...art works...I miss all the madness!
DeleteOnly in Ek you fit Waka for nyt, jump fence and become one with artworks!...
Uberhautelooks.blogspot.com
Uniben pharmacy!!!! UNIBEN!!!'
DeleteThey almost made sane people question the dignity of their sanity!!!!
It's only in faculty of pharmacy you see an Ambulance waiting outside during exams for students that want to collapse in exam halls... Cheeiiii.... And if you collapse, they ll send you your invigilator & exam papers and writing materials in the teaching hospital or health centre!!! Depends on how serious your case is..
There's no 2:1 or 2:2 grading in pharmacy!!!
In other faculties, pass mark was 40, which is a D... But in pharmacy dept, it was 50, which is a C..& some courses were 60, which is a B....
They only paste examination results @ nights!!! Don't know why!!! After seeing your results, you go to your room to do All night vigil praying that your result grades already on the notice board should change overnight!!! LOLLL....
I stayed in Hall 1,2, Osasogie, then medical hostel... I loved medical hostel...
Campus Sheraton's food did it for me.. The fried rice and turkey was the bomb!!
Toseton jollof and turkey was epic!!!
Ochinon's starch & banga soup!
Omega Restaurant fried rice and turkey!!! Shiitttt!!!! That was a spot you go to only if your boyfriend is rich then & had a car!!!
Uniben was fun meennhhnnn!!!!
Read in pharmacy, Medical complex, reading room in medical hostel, we use to call it Buttery!!
98% of pharmacy lecturers are saddists!!! They tell you not to bother revising past question papers because they don't repeat questions.. And they were right!
I use to pray for Riots & Strikes, especially close to exams..We start reading 1st day of resumption..
Uniben girls love fashion shaaaa!!!!
Even the boys!! I had a rich nice BF in my class.. We were together for 6years. Did introduction to marry sef, but his mum says he must marry an ibo girl since he's an only son.. I still miss my relationship... Tried 2 more, but nothing like your 1st love.. I'm single and ready to mingle now LOLL..in my 30's now...
Uniben is the bestttttt shaaaaa!!
I'm excelling in life and I thank God for his love & grace upon my life!!
Thank you Stella for an opportunity like this.. God bless you
Lolzz. Abeg shift jare, na super lions and lionesses full ur blog#tongue out.kikikiki
ReplyDeleteHeheheheheheheh...stella hun don't worry, well adopt you.
DeleteI tire oh.
DeleteMy sch is the best... don't know about uniben..lols
DeleteAs in ehn.. lol
DeleteLolzz. Abeg shift jare, na super lions and lionesses full ur blog#tongue out.kikikiki
ReplyDelete@quicksilver sory it's a geological term.. Bt the normal dictionary can also assist you..
DeleteI miss toseton food. #proudunibenvisitor.
ReplyDeleteStella post
Toseton ehn...... that woman chop my small money sha. Ssq dramas and hostel fights.... damn!!!!
DeleteLol.
DeleteNorth..... I'm joing them oo as I no fit beat them
DeleteKai toseton jollof rice, moi moi and goat meat...it was d best.
DeleteYes on toseten food a rubbish oriakhi(epa) of the great faculty( social science)
DeleteMiss medical dept, ubth! Miss toseton, matice ice cream,small City with lots of fun. Miss my frnds! Greatest uniben students!!!!
DeleteYes oo I miss her food too,I miss English and literature department oo, I hail my project supervisor Oracle.
DeleteOk oo
ReplyDelete*Larry was here*
I'm currently doing my m.ed program there.. Abeg there is nothing spectacular abt d school joor..
Delete@ lady j then leave there. Bad mouth, nothing spectacular will come out from ur result then.
Delete@Lady J, I just finished my M.eng in Engineering...My dear d sch try....
DeleteUnben student get in here
ReplyDeleteGreat! English and Literature. 400l. No be small thing. Exam is very close. I love Uniben. Greatest of the greatest of the greatest gba gba!
DeleteGreat!!!!
ReplyDeleteAbeg I'm currently doing my m.ed there.nothing spectacular abt it joor..
DeleteWetin con carry u go there? Gerrara dia mehn.. beeeeeef!!! Greatest of the greatest uniben students! But I wont lie I hated school.. ive always hated school yet I top my class. Who created school sef? Shit!!!! E be like prison.
DeleteGreat Uniben, GREAT!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGREATEST GBO GBO
GREATEST GBA GBA
I love my Ekosodin house. Love the night class reading and realizing that school of pharmacy is hard when all exams must be concluded in two weeks because VC said so. I love my lecturers and I love St.Albert Catholic Church. #Proudly2.1
Who your 2.1 help...next pls
Delete3 gbosas for you@ your hash tag!
DeleteAwwww....st Alberts, NFCS, CASSA...choo
DeleteMz Tee
Who ekosodin help, instead of u 2stay in bdpa
DeleteIf u studied pharmacy,then no grading o,except u r using ur total g.p to gv urself a 2:1. Men of honour no dey do g.p
DeleteUniben pharmacy!!!! UNIBEN!!!'
DeleteThey almost made sane people question the dignity of their sanity!!!!
It's only in faculty of pharmacy you see an Ambulance waiting outside during exams for students that want to collapse in exam halls... Cheeiiii.... And if you collapse, they ll send you your invigilator & exam papers and writing materials in the teaching hospital or health centre!!! Depends on how serious your case is..
There's no 2:1 or 2:2 grading in pharmacy!!!
In other faculties, pass mark was 40, which is a D... But in pharmacy dept, it was 50, which is a C..& some courses was 60, which was a B....
They only paste examination results @ nights!!! Don't know why!!! After seeing your results, you go to your room to do All night vigil praying that your result grades already on the notice board should change overnight!!! LOLLL....
I stayed in Hall 1,2, Osasogie, then medical hostel... I loved medical hostel...
Campus Sheraton's food did it for me.. The fried rice and turkey was the bomb!!
Toseton jollof and turkey was epic!!!
Ochinon's starch & banga soup!
Omega Restaurant fried rice and turkey!!! Shiitttt!!!! That was a spot you go to only if your boyfriend is rich then & had a car!!!
Uniben was fun meennhhnnn!!!!
Read in pharmacy, Medical complex, reading room in medical hostel, we use to call it Buttery!!
98% of pharmacy lecturers are saddists!!! They tell you not to bother revising past question papers because they don't repeat questions.. And they were right!
I use to pray for Riots & Strikes, especially close to exams..We start reading 1st day of resumption..
Uniben girls love fashion shaaaa!!!!
Even the boys!! I had a rich nice BF in my class.. We were together for 6years. Did introduction to marry sef, but his mum says he must marry an ibo girl since he's an only son.. I still miss my relationship... Tried 2 more, but nothing like your 1st love.. I'm single and ready to mingle now LOLL..in my 30's now...
Uniben is the bestttttt shaaaaa!!
I'm excelling in life and I thank God for his love & grace upon my life!!
Thank you Stella for an opportunity like this.. God bless you
Uniben pharmacy!!!! UNIBEN!!!'
DeleteThey almost made sane people question the dignity of their sanity!!!!
It's only in faculty of pharmacy you see an Ambulance waiting outside during exams for students that want to collapse in exam halls... Cheeiiii.... And if you collapse, they ll send you your invigilator & exam papers and writing materials in the teaching hospital or health centre!!! Depends on how serious your case is..
There's no 2:1 or 2:2 grading in pharmacy!!!
In other faculties, pass mark was 40, which is a D... But in pharmacy dept, it was 50, which is a C..& some courses was 60, which was a B....
They only paste examination results @ nights!!! Don't know why!!! After seeing your results, you go to your room to do All night vigil praying that your result grades already on the notice board should change overnight!!! LOLLL....
I stayed in Hall 1,2, Osasogie, then medical hostel... I loved medical hostel...
Campus Sheraton's food did it for me.. The fried rice and turkey was the bomb!!
Toseton jollof and turkey was epic!!!
Ochinon's starch & banga soup!
Omega Restaurant fried rice and turkey!!! Shiitttt!!!! That was a spot you go to only if your boyfriend is rich then & had a car!!!
Uniben was fun meennhhnnn!!!!
Read in pharmacy, Medical complex, reading room in medical hostel, we use to call it Buttery!!
98% of pharmacy lecturers are saddists!!! They tell you not to bother revising past question papers because they don't repeat questions.. And they were right!
I use to pray for Riots & Strikes, especially close to exams..We start reading 1st day of resumption..
Uniben girls love fashion shaaaa!!!!
Even the boys!! I had a rich nice BF in my class.. We were together for 6years. Did introduction to marry sef, but his mum says he must marry an ibo girl since he's an only son.. I still miss my relationship... Tried 2 more, but nothing like your 1st love.. I'm single and ready to mingle now LOLL..in my 30's now...
Uniben is the bestttttt shaaaaa!!
I'm excelling in life and I thank God for his love & grace upon my life!!
Thank you Stella for an opportunity like this.. God bless you
Stellastical, how far? Slow news day???
ReplyDeleteSays who????
ReplyDeleteHi!
ReplyDelete*Waves to the GREATEST*
AFTER Zikites!
*winks*
I know,I know i looked for una trouble....
Taaaaaaah!
I'm a proud Zikite too
DeleteGreat of the of the greatest gba gba gba, gbo gbo gbo,gba gba, gbo gbo,gbooooooo! Lol, skul life sweet shaa.
ReplyDeleteYou go school? Which one, Agbomini "girama" school?
DeleteU sef go school???
DeleteWhy re u stupid on a lovely sunday afternoon?
DeleteIce berry you are an idiot,fool. Lmaoooooooooo
DeleteChoi iceberry, why evils? Na you wicked pass.
DeleteGreatest of the Greatest of the Greatest UNIBEN!! Department of Accounting Graduate. Uniben is the school joor. I had a love hate relationship with that school. Loved ekosodin too despite all the stories. Tiri Gbosa for Uniben! Gbosa! Gbosa!! Gbosa!!!.
ReplyDeleteGbosa Gbosa Gbosa.. I'm a Proud Uniben student.. I graduated in 2006 from banking and finance.The movers and shakers of faculty. There are only 2 schools in Naija; UNIBEN and the others.
DeleteNa lie. UNEC. Then others.
Delete*wrinkles nose*
At anon 18:04 I m currently a banking nd finance student....Final year...U remember Mr Ahmed,prof eriki n dr nwokoye
Delete*yawns*
ReplyDeleteWhy are you yawning naw. Lmaoo
DeleteLmao
ReplyDeleteMtcheeew
ReplyDeleteI attended Uniben, had my share of the good side, the bad side and the very ugly side but it made me stronger and more confident. I made some very good friends and we still keep in touch.
ReplyDeleteThis Stella is just crazy, for your signout i was going to ask if you were hating on 2:2 and 2:1 graduates.lol
ReplyDeleteUniben is just amazing , i love this school ehn, i always knew i would study here no matter how long it took me after i wrote the very 1st post utme, i fell in love with the school. when i decided to take JAMB again , i said even if it is sweeping and cleaning management i am given as long as it bears Uniben certificate i would study it.lol
The exoerience here has been great, uniben is for serious minds mostly, it is only in Uniben you will see people trooping to night class 2nd week of resumption.
Im almost rounding up. Yaay!!! It is not how far but how well, i didnt make a mistake with my decisions afterall.
Thank God you are rounding up after 8years, 40yr old gwegs
DeleteHmmm,so you still in school and come here to insult your grandmas and pas?
DeleteThank goodness I don't reply you guys
Yes oo anonymous God is faithful, more testimonies loading, will let you know.
DeleteReigning Queen, i dont think i have ever made a comment to you on this blog, and if you understood what i wrote well, you wont make that statement.
I hope you that is not in school is doing well though? If not....
Reigning Queen
DeleteDon't mind dis foolish geh
Small beggy beggy
Oh well am still a uniben student PHD level tho. Student na student
ReplyDeleteOdi let's rep our school jor. #proudlyAAU
DeleteIf u attend aau u fit survive for anywhere
DeleteProudlyAAU# @lafresh... no other like it!!! I miss igbinedion hostel, i miss my NFA spots, i miss village (2of my bfs were there, do u know galaxy hostel?)... i miss ekp...
DeleteI swear down!!
DeleteAAU is not for kids mehn....
Lol let me nt talk mine is UNN
ReplyDeleteWhoop.. also a Lioness. Three gbosas for u.
Deleteehn, if i hear say this post go empty. Greatest gbo gbo, Greatest gba gba! I love UNIBEN like kilode, i miss everything, from the long queues for everything to faculty and all d latest dressing, i miss hall 2 car park, i miss ekosodin and all the gun shots, chai i miss ekosodin (the best place to live in uniben i swear). OMG! i miss toseton jollof rice and pounded yam and egusi soup, i remember when i used to take cab from ekosodin to toseton just to buy rice, i swear the thing be like jazz, but i loved it. I miss ELSA playhouse, i miss SKOMIT club. Choi!!! uniben was FUN! Lastly i miss the best lecturer ever, Prof Teylanyo of English department and my ever young and pretty lecturer Mrs Jennifer Agbaire. infact i can go on and on. Abeg who nor go UNIBEN never go school finish *runsaway*
ReplyDeleteRazz
DeleteDolly what about creative writers workshop, does it still exist?
DeleteYes it still exist. Chai Prof Teilanyo is my lecturer now o. Love the man to pieces. Very intelligent. Jennifer that young lecturer in edu that graduated with a first class. Cool. Toseton jollof rice is the rice to eat. Greatest gbo gbo! Quicksilver nothing razz about her comment. Just excited. Dont ruin it.
DeleteOh great, I'm trying to contact the coordinator of the workshop.
DeleteDo you have any contact details? Twitter handle etc Thanks.
AhnNnnnnnnn....
ReplyDeleteThat one no kwunsign me. Mine is Greatest Bukite! Great!
ReplyDeleteThis talk dey vex me sef!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeew UniBen wey make me write JAMB uncountable times?
ReplyDeleteI thank God for the spiritual slap he gave me after the 3rd exam. I for still dey there they fight for admission into their college of medicine
Kikikikikikiki Crazy fellow
DeleteD great uniben.
ReplyDeleteGreat indeed! I had my bachelor's Degree in Petroleum Engineering from the Great UNIBEN. Stayed in hall 1 for 4Sessions and Hall 2 for my final year. In Uniben, the hustle was real! You make things work for yourself. I loved the common room- did most of my reading there. St. Albert Catholic Church made it all worth the while. God rest the souls of Rev. Fr. Prof. Michael Onwueme & Rev.Fr.Cyril Ofoegbu- great servants of God.
DeleteYou're so funny Stella i had know all the while that there are only Two universities in Nigeria; U.I and the rest. I remember that at different times in Nigerian universities you find that most VC's were product's of U.I , i also attended the uniben Arts dept on Ekenwa road Very close to Oredo before proceeding to the GREATEST U.I, i even remember that Grace Alele Williams who was my VC at uniben was an Alumnus of the GREATEST Uites likewise the VC's of LAGOS , IFE, ILORIN , JOS and that of other 29 VC's were all GREATEST Uites .
ReplyDeleteHmmm.... Uniben oooo, In my finals right now and am so gonna miss this school when am done... I would miss: 1) the jobless aro boys that makes the school a fun Academy, those boys can aro even the VC, if you no get liver you go commit suicide
ReplyDelete2) Feeding my eyes every night with sexcapades that takes place in love gutter
3) Hearing moaning sounds at night and seeing condoms the next morning on the floor at Orchard
4) I would miss those students who carry blanket to night class, spread it and sleep off till the next morning, then go and be forming jackpohytes in the hostel
5) Having 7 roommates in a room yet squatters pass the number of roommates.. na Uniben you go see hold up inside room
6) Always shouting "DON'T POUR WATER OOO" when about to cross any block.. . If not, na sour soup water you go use baff, hall 2 babes understand
7) Am gonna miss "Mr black and miss white factory" over the fence... .. lol, only those wey dey girls hostel go understand #SHORT PUT#
8) Lastly am gonna miss the department of Foreign languages and all my coursemates, wishing us the best after the 4 walls of this school
NOTE: There are only 2 schools in existence, UNIBEN and others
IF NO BE UNIBEN, E NO FIT BE LIKE UNIBEN
Hahahhaha that love gutter stuff is still ongoing. Hahahhahahahahah
DeleteDose jobless hall3 boys always stroking gals n deir asset
DeleteProudly uniben. Kaycee says so!!!!!
DeleteUniben all d way...stella Abeg BDPA is on fire o! Awon Bros ti be re...raping and stealing!!!
ReplyDeleteChoi! That tosetan food is the truth mehn! If u went. To unuben & never tasted tosetan food, then u need to go bk & strt all over!. hahaha
ReplyDeleteI miss uniben.. my only regret is I didnt learn Benin language #Proud2.1graduate
ReplyDeleteGreatest Uniben......Great!
ReplyDeleteGreatest of the Greatest of the Greatest Uniben, Great. Great!;Great!,Greeeaaaaaatttttt.
Kuulu Kuulu KuuluTemper!!!.
Uniben...Unibest!!!
I miss Faculty of Law,I miss Lawsa activities, I miss A quarters, I miss JSQ, I miss Osasogie(Stores and Aiweroba estate) , chai, I miss Ekosodin esp my room at Domus. I miss Obey God bread and moimoi, I miss Ap turkey at night (Uwasota), I miss Ogwaligo rice, I miss basement starch and banga. I miss my Uniben days. Greatest Uniben ......GREAT!!!
Na food you go chop for school? Haba! See as you dey list all the food joints. You go like food o. Lolzzzzzzz
DeleteSapele babe in Lagos. .. haha I must know you as I know ALL you have remembered. Sweet memories from way back. Nice.
DeleteWow! My Aunty was in Domus maybe you knew her. I so much miss Uniben. Was in the school hostel almost all through! Miss hall 1 and 2, even hall 3 guys. Hehehehe crazy set of pple. I miss St. Albert's, faculty fo arts and social sciences;got Werey girls there. Miss SUG activities, palmy club by hall 2. Days of jacking at Agric,law faculty and Education. The mishai(bread and menemene)we buy at nyt at June twelve. Kai! My pple went n are still going to Uniben. Great sch. Privileged to have schooled there jare. Oh by d way I also miss d way people do shotput at the hostels. Looolz. Great Uniben! Aunty Stells thanks for this!....
DeleteWow! My Aunty was in Domus maybe you knew her. I so much miss Uniben. Was in the school hostel almost all through! Miss hall 1 and 2, even hall 3 guys. Hehehehe crazy set of pple. I miss St. Albert's, faculty fo arts and social sciences;got Werey girls there. Miss SUG activities, palmy club by hall 2. Days of jacking at Agric,law faculty and Education. The mishai(bread and menemene)we buy at nyt at June twelve. Kai! My pple went n are still going to Uniben. Great sch. Privileged to have schooled there jare. Oh by d way I also miss d way people do shotput at the hostels. Looolz. Great Uniben! Aunty Stells thanks for this!....
DeleteIsd has d finest gals oh, dose gals r always On point
DeleteHahaha Stella, so you attended UNIBEN TOOOOOOO? Ha no wonder . We no dey carry last at all. Hmmmm no wonder we click. Issorai back to Hall 1 and 2 then chicks and guys restaurant by law lecture hall. Hmm can remember PROFS OLA, OGUDE, OBUKE ( this man used to be a big clown) , TONY AFEJUKU ( man wept), NESIN OMATSEYE ( the man himself), NWADIANI, UFUOMATA, MASAGBOR-The list is endless. Oooooh I remem late prof Iyayi ( his sack was always a reason to riot and we are sent out of Hostles. Hmm iron Woman PROF GRACE ALELE WILLIAMS- so so ways , so so wayo, ALELE WILLIAM so so wayo. Greeeeeeaaaaaatttttt UNIBEST!!!!!, Grrrrrreeeeeeaaaaaatttttt. GREEEEEAAAAATTTT UNIBEN, GREEEEEAAAAATTTTT, EHEN BACK TO THE MATTER, PMB, PLS MAKE MY AMIABLE OGIAME CHANCELLOR OF A UNIVERSITY, HE IS OUR BRAND AND MUST SOAR TO THE GREATEST HEIGHT, AJA MO KI AGHAN OOOOOOO, AJA JE!!!!!!! . HEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY CANT FORGET OGAGA IFOWODU, HAAAAA VERY STUBBORN STUDENTS UNION PRESIDOOOOO, I GREET U.
ReplyDeleteI put it to you, you are in your 40s. See your old school memories. You met Ogaga Ifowodo in school. Mehnnn...you old. Lol
DeleteNo, if he met Ogaga Ifowodo and Alele Williams, he is in his 50s, I swear. Na awa group na. Long life and prosperity. If you are young and you think its easy to be in your 50s in naija, come and try. Greatest uniben.
DeleteGreatest gbogbo
ReplyDeleteGreatttttttttttt....
GREAT!!!!!!
ReplyDelete@ideato/ilaje Mumu what do u know abt wrappers when them dey talk wrapper igbo's too go comeout una wey only hollandis,wax nd nw raw silk dn cum help una life u wan curse person tradition if u dnt knw wat to say u better shut up,that hw una go dey hubby house still dey fuck around when u go marry them,them go say their pikin na their mama last born, cook sef them no sabi cook pack ugu leaf full pot say na soup nde na ta achara una place bush bush very local.this is rivers culture stop being a fool it's her choice of colours I dnt like same tyn ibinabo wore jst that her own was red colour.smellos
ReplyDeleteIdeato is blogbrity aka Faith MARTINS....
DeleteUnfortunately, she cannot hide her stupidity no matter how often she changes her blog i.d
Hahaha Stella, so you attended UNIBEN TOOOOOOO? Ha no wonder . We no dey carry last at all. Hmmmm no wonder we click. Issorai back to Hall 1 and 2 then chicks and guys restaurant by law lecture hall. Hmm can remember PROFS OLA, OGUDE, OBUKE ( this man used to be a big clown) , TONY AFEJUKU ( the man wept), NESIN OMATSEYE ( the man himself), NWADIANI, UFUOMATA, MASAGBOR-The list is endless. Oooooh I remember late prof Iyayi ( his sack was always a reason to riot when you hear the clarion call of great uniben and we are sent Packing) Hmm iron Woman PROF GRACE ALELE WILLIAMS- so so wayo, so so wayo, ALELE WILLIAM so so wayo. Greeeeeeaaaaaatttttt UNIBEST!!!!!, Grrrrrreeeeeeaaaaaatttttt. GREEEEEAAAAATTTT UNIBEN, GREEEEEAAAAATTTTT, EHEN BACK TO THE MATTER, PMB, PLS MAKE MY AMIABLE OGIAME CHANCELLOR OF A UNIVERSITY, HE IS OUR BRAND AND MUST SOAR TO THE GREATEST HEIGHT, AJA MO KI AGHAN OOOOOOO, AJA JE!!!!!!! . HEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY CANT FORGET OGAGA IFOWODU, HAAAAA VERY STUBBORN STUDENTS UNION PRESIDOOOOO, I GREET U.
ReplyDeleteGreatest of the greatest Uniben students. Greatest gbo gbo,greatest gba gba.
ReplyDeleteI love Uniben no bi small. going for lectures it's fight of the fastest, lol, you must buy handouts for extra marks, write exams within a week.
Ekosodin na d place to be. I never stayed in the school hostel, social science the biggest faculty in the school. Not forgetting my psycho lecturers who enjoys frustrating students no matter your efforts.
The night reading where most of the guys and gals come to gist or toast babe's. Lol.
If u didn't go to Uniben u are missed lol .
That school bend their student to the lowest, the myths behind the sculptures when u enter the school. Lol.
I had fun and up and down about Uniben.
give me 3 gboza. Gbo Gbo Gboza lol
Mtchew
ReplyDeleteDrove through UNIBEN last week. 14 years after graduation. #i don old. Saw some new buildings...saw some old buildings that seemed so large then now so small and ancient.#medical complex. A sweet longing ran through me as I drove through. Remembered trekking those streets then. Saw some chewing gum boys and girls. Was I so small then too? Saw couples, remembered my school romances. Married my school bf though but d love in school innocent die. So many thoughts ran through my day during dat drive. Bittersweet memories. Greatest UNIBEN.
ReplyDeleteUniben the great......Uniben my Uniben.....Uniben the best....Uniben wherr I wrote my final semester exam in 1week.....I love uniben.....Unibest.
ReplyDeleteGreatest Uniben! Articulate Uniben 3 gbosa! Gbosa gbosa gbosa. Graduated from the faculty of Edu. Faculty and engineering were my favourite place in that school. Sdk was my sister's coursemate and she insists I know you facially. ELSA playhouse was the club to belong then I wonder what has become of it now! Scandals none Ooooo. Only that they have practically built up every available space. The school is different all those NNB, sheraton, 7 candles no dey again. Well I had great fun those were the best times of my life. I hear Afejuku still dey kpokpo people hmmm. Signing out proud 2.2 graduate
ReplyDeleteTo think that I stayed in the deadliest area of ekosodin for 4good years without moving... Oh how the sound of gun shot was like morning alarm and those friends that will never visit because I stay in ekosodin. I miss cfi alot. I miss faculty car park. Wey I go just kack for corner De observe different shapes and sizes. Choi!
ReplyDeleteFaculty......
DeleteDat car park mehn is just 2feed d Eyes, faculty of art, social science n mgt sciences wit fine gals. Dat place is just 2 show off
DeleteDat car park mehn is just 2feed d Eyes, faculty of art, social science n mgt sciences wit fine gals. Dat place is just 2 show off
DeleteI miss d hall 2 & 3 arrow, shotput.
ReplyDeleteU queue up for everything starting from auditorium clearance, faculty, department, library, health then hostel same struggle each year, UNIBEN taught me how to be sharp in queue. Oh! d night class from one preacher to another can be sooooo annoying. Those Man O'war entering hall 1 & 2 to look at naked girls in the name of jogging or those old men (labourers) dt will use a week to clear small portion of grass just to enjoy the sight of girls bathing...
Do I miss my dept(CSC) NO!!!corrupted empty brain lecturers.
JUSTME
I miss d hall 2 & 3 arrow, shotput.
ReplyDeleteU queue up for everything starting from auditorium clearance, faculty, department, library, health then hostel same struggle each year, UNIBEN taught me how to be sharp in queue. Oh! d night class from one preacher to another can be sooooo annoying. Those Man O'war entering hall 1 & 2 to look at naked girls in the name of jogging or those old men (labourers) dt will use a week to clear small portion of grass just to enjoy the sight of girls bathing...
Do I miss my dept(CSC) NO!!!corrupted empty brain lecturers.
JUSTME
Uniben.....dat school that they can "block" for Africa.....abeg stella shift.
ReplyDelete326 comment 2016
Uni ben ko
ReplyDeleteI miss Ekosodin sha....Life in Uniben was fun that year. Last time I visited, sch just dry like wetin I nor know.. Gbosa to all Life Sciences Alumnus of Unistress...God bless us all.. Happy Sunday Sdk peepz.
ReplyDeleteI miss Ekehuan Campus we rocked the place sha
ReplyDeleteMissy bee,which course and year?
DeleteIf no be Uniport
ReplyDeleteYou no go school!
Uniben of life. I rep BDPA mehn. One still needed to be cautious sha cos of bad boys. CFItes,i love you guys. Shour out to Rcf members too. Life science was sha dry, very dry ass faculty wt plenty wahala. Greatest gbo gbo
ReplyDeleteI rep BDPA too. #proudunibenvisitor
DeleteI rep doctor's queter,miss uniben so much,favorite place to read faculty of pharmacy,buy bread nd moi moi at UBTH GATE favorite place to eat toseton at BDPA nd bukker when man dey broke hahaha
DeleteMiss uniben, favorite jacking spot pharmacy favorite place to eat toseton miss Hall 2 nd hall 3 fight
DeleteI rep doctor's queter,miss uniben so much,favorite place to read faculty of pharmacy,buy bread nd moi moi at UBTH GATE favorite place to eat toseton at BDPA nd bukker when man dey broke hahaha
DeleteI can't forget my experience with armed robbers breaking into our hostel twice in ekosodin,i still thank God i wasn't raped. Hall two car park where shows happen,cant forget d time tu face came to perform...omg
ReplyDeleteI miss the drama in hall 2, when girls will start threatening they will go to ayelala when their stuff is missing. Before you close and open your eye, the thief don return am sharp sharp. Lmao
ReplyDeleteOh I miss early morning preachers as well.lol
you are called a man if you grag from FUTO catch me if you can
ReplyDeleteall futoite can concur
#GODWIN™
Hahahahahahahahaha
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Greatest of greatest of the greatest of the greatest of the greatest unibennnnnnn studentsssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGREATTttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!! Miss theatre arts department ! Proudly an ekewanite
I was ex miss uniben
ReplyDelete..it was a great school..loved my little crib.dunno what's happening to it now..but am thankful I went to that school..
What is your name? Who we go ask? Lie lie anonymous
DeleteMtchewwww. Make we hear word abeg. Uniben is now as humble as meat pie
ReplyDeleteGreat!
ReplyDeleteI'm still there and we grinding it real tough
The school is still there
We starting exams tomorrow and TBD is on point.
The lecturers are still wicked as ever...bch sadists
Errrrm
Great!!!
My dear I feel u, they always act like there is no tomorrow.
DeleteYesso... Greatest Uniben.. I miss Ekosodin sha n all dere SM.. 'i loyal oo'. I miss faculty car park.. Using lecturers cars 2 snap pix.. Fine1s tho.. I miss charging fone at fidelity green park.. I miss plucking tangerine in orchard.. I miss hall3 arrowing.. Hall2 osas rice.. Hall1 roof 4 watching shows.. I miss dressing up for lectures and praying d lecturer dnt come... I miss june 12'aunty fotocopy?'.. I miss nytclass at faculty.. Dey stole my fone 2ce...nyt class at agric.. Wt dia vampire mosquito.. I miss Mat Ice icecream... Basement pounded yam..
ReplyDeleteOooh n i miss Rcf family song... Love is what we live
ReplyDeleteYesso... Greatest Uniben.. I miss Ekosodin sha n all dere SM.. 'i loyal oo'. I miss faculty car park.. Using lecturers cars 2 snap pix.. Fine1s tho.. I miss charging fone at fidelity green park.. I miss plucking tangerine in orchard.. I miss hall3 arrowing.. Hall2 osas rice.. Hall1 roof 4 watching shows.. I miss dressing up for lectures and praying d lecturer dnt come... I miss june 12'aunty fotocopy?'.. I miss nytclass at faculty.. Dey stole my fone 2ce...nyt class at agric.. Wt dia vampire mosquito.. I miss Mat Ice icecream... Basement pounded yam..
ReplyDeleteUniben na nice school sha...went to their teaching hospital for a job interview then...
ReplyDeleteGreat Uniben,I am a Law graduate of This great school,I miss my under-G days,my friends,Parties,"riots" and most of all this great school,Let's keep the flag flying .......Great Uniben ............Greeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaatttttttt.
ReplyDeleteIt is well with us......One Love
Great Uniben,I am a Law graduate of This great school,I miss my under-G days,my friends,Parties,"riots" and most of all this great school,Let's keep the flag flying .......Great Uniben ............Greeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaatttttttt.
ReplyDeleteIt is well with us......One Love
All of Una wey chop Toseton food. I pity Una. Na Jazz we we dey use ooh! We bury 3 cows and 7 goats for that place. Me eating your destiny away. #MyConfession2016
ReplyDeleteAll of Una wey chop Toseton food. I pity Una. Na Jazz we we dey use ooh! We bury 3 cows and 7 goats for that place. Me eating your destiny away. #MyConfession2016.
ReplyDeleteGreatest of the greatest Unibest,uniben will break you and make you.I miss Tosenton and madam sheraton. Miss my Newton's villa ekosodin. Social science department is the place to be.
ReplyDeleteGREAT UNIBEN!!!
ReplyDeleteI loved that school mehn but I don't miss it
I'm thinking of applying for my Msc in UNIPORT.... Still thinking! Imagine going from Great UNIBEN to UNIPORT? Kikikiki
I miss Unibest o. Me I can't lie..every 'off k' were hits back to back from Uwasota,to Osasogie, to Ekosodin, to BDPA... I miss Ofolobasement...I. miss Buka 19...I miss 'dem don paste am'...chai e don tey
ReplyDeleteGreatest UNIBEN!!! Choi I miss BDPA sha,I miss blessed restaurant, I miss department of foreign languages,I miss Gospel pillars ministries (GTAN) and finally I miss my rumie of laive.#proud UNIBEN alumnus#
ReplyDeleteYay! Greatest of the greatest.
ReplyDeleteI love my alma Uniben to bits, tho it has its own ups and downs.
Now d students dere shud b enjoying d good rd&sm other facilities.
Then wen it rains& u re in town,u might not cm bck to maingate,where u wan see rd or even maingate bus. Or u planned on going to town it rained,then forgetit.
Cnt seems to forgt how myself &few coursemates trekked frm Ubth to 5junction afta a heavy downpour wen goin home for d weekend afta tutorials,na 11pm I reach where family go dare drive car to pick me up,water got close to my chest&i'm 5:11,so u cud imagine d flood. Inside d bruohaha we say a man passed out in a benz undertakers ambulance inside d flood,we cm dey push ambulances wt d partially unconscious man inside,dunno how one of us got his I'D card we started yelling his name lol,now it seems funny but dt nite was hell&i cn never for it.
Shout out 2 Marian na in Nyc(frnd turn sister) u sabi dis story.chaiiii. Love u scater.
You went cfi. Christian fellowship international) it was awesome to worship that fellowship. We were one family. All other fellowship copy us
ReplyDeleteLol. I miss ogwgwaligo rice and stew. Guest house Wednesday buffet as cheap as #300. If I go on I no go stop. Am a proud product of that great school. My school produce the likes of minister Fashola, etc
Great uniben, I don't think I miss uniben o, it was fun but so are all the other phases in my life, started in bdpa, moved to isihor, then back to bdpa, then finally to town that's where I stayed till I graduated. I miss toseton jollof rice and turkey, pepper rice in vegetable market, comfort zone girls and their gist, that was once the hottest hostel for all the high class runs girls.(wonder how that hostel is now) is it still hot as it used to be. Uniben sha, it was worth it all..
ReplyDeleteWent 2 uniben too stayed in hall 2 through out but I stayed in hall 5 in my final year. I miss hall 2 wk wen guys had to pay to get into d hostel missed room week wen guys wil pay b4 de can see any babe. D tin na fun I swear.
ReplyDeleteUniben girls no one wey her head correct! They can knack for Africa! Na them go toast you, na you go dey run. Very promiscuous! If you manage bring car enter campus, you become the lord of girls!!!
ReplyDeleteGreatest UNIBEN studentsssss!!!!!! Lol! #TeamUniben #Mathseco #hall1(100L) #SSQ(200-400L) Choi I miss d nyt life
ReplyDeleteWe the thespians of UNIBEN. They never recognized us as students but we were o. In Ekenwan chilling, enjoying and making noise, hehehe!!!
ReplyDelete@ anon, Ekenwan na d Baba ooo...I enjoyed my four years there with my crazy class of '65
DeleteI so much miss Uniben. Was in the school hostel almost all through! Miss hall 1 and 2, even hall 3 guys. Hehehehe crazy set of pple. I miss St. Albert's, faculty fo arts and social sciences;got Werey girls there. Miss SUG activities, palmy club by hall 2. Days of jacking at Agric,law faculty and Education. The mishai(bread and menemene)we buy at nyt at June twelve. Kai! My pple went n are still going to Uniben. Great sch. Privileged to have schooled there jare. Oh by d way I also miss d way people do shotput at the hostels. Looolz. Great Uniben! Aunty Stells thanks for this!....
ReplyDeleteHmmmm i miss UNIBEN generally. Uniben guys can wear different types of timberland aka timbolo and chicks can dress. How far dis beautiful place,precious palm royal,does it still exist?
ReplyDeleteI miss UNIBEN in "Do Good's" voice!
ReplyDeleteIt's only in Hall 4 you shite and bath in 1min during exam, 'cos the toilet is facing the the bathroom and filled to brim and stinking... Chai, I survived (Elect/Elect Engineering)
Choi! I miss UNIBEN like kilode, I miss all the picnics my friends and I use to plan most weekends, I miss going to faculty, I miss Ekehuan campus.
ReplyDelete# teamUniben.
Went to uniben.stayed in hall 2 in 100 level and all my belongings got missing.had to move out to bdpa. Still miss the life of a geologist.map reading mehnn. Ended up with 2.2 after all d sleepless nite.geologist now a #banker.
ReplyDeleteI miss Uniben sha! Them pharmacy lecturers and their threats that year, God saw us through all. I miss Ekosodin and even the many gunshots, I miss the sharp mouths of Uniben students, everybody be aros in training. I don't miss the many hours in the labs and the unending reports but I miss Pharmacy library, especially my favourite corner. I even miss the rains without end but the floods? God forbid.
ReplyDeleteI no go lie, i miss uniben ooo, i miss my friends, but i no miss some lecturers like oni ojo, dat man fustrate my enemy no b small, i miss d photocoping,miss d don't enter my class wen i am inside Dr Mike, i miss prof Osawaru,infact uniben really bend me. I miss bdpa but d truth is, u can't leave uniben without uniben stressing u, to them the stress is to purnish u, but they don't know they are making u a better person.
ReplyDeleteNa wah, how come nobody is talking about almighty anonymously written QUILL MAGAZINE that snoops on people's vices and lives. If you like be lesby, thief, Armed robber, , kleptomaniac, prostitute, faggot in fact all marners Of social vices big brother Quill will be watching and iwill expose you ho ha .From the Crude description they make of you, nobody will tell you before you know you are the one beeing referred to kikiki kikiki. Back to the matter OGIAME IKENWOLI FOR CHANCELLOR, ALL THE WAY. GRRRRREEEEAAAATTTTT UNIBEN, GREAT. AGHAN DOOOOOOO. PEACE AND PROSPERITY IN IWERE LAND. He is our Brand and all hands must be on deck to support him all the way. Aluta continua, forward ever, backward never. SOLIDARITY FOREVER, WE MUST ALWAYS FIGHT FOR RIGHT ( heeeey IRON LADT, THATCHER PROF. GRACE ALELE WILLIAMS HEAR WHIIIIIIIIIIIN- so so wayo, so so wayo ALELE WILLIAM so so wayo ( that was the fun) . I'm out of this place to sip Zobo.
ReplyDeleteSome of us had first class and are in Harvard. Sorry SDK, I don't like being last
ReplyDeleteSo who your Harvard ep? If you ask me, I prefer where SDK is now with her 3rd class. Sorry.
DeleteOmg!. I pray my admission work out this year. I love uniben too
ReplyDeleteGreatest GBA GBA greatest gbo gbo.who no go no know.obhokhian.I miss uniben I miss st Albert I miss hall 4 arrows ,I miss my hostel buckigham palace in ekosodin,I miss hall 2 car park ,I miss trekking from basement to faculty,having class 10 to 11 at basement trekking down to faculty for 11 to 12 class.I miss mr tafamel I represent business admin,I miss mr prest dat egunge man forming half cast.I miss my friends ,I miss playing volley ball in hall 2,I miss going to tunnel nite club at gra leaving d hostel at nite,I miss everytn,greatest uniben student great.
ReplyDeleteUnibest!!! I miss the school too, can't forget that SUG presido Erikefe. Anytin u say then u add Erikefe is aware! And then when school was shut down bcos students burnt Bob Izua's buses bcos his conductor beat up a student. We were so united then!1st time am commenting.
ReplyDeleteI remember having free drinks and snacks from the lady tat sells close to the engineering lab when there is rush of students especially in the mornings..lol..Omo bfast always sure.....engineering boys in the house una concur????? Hahahahhaah
ReplyDeleteGreat Uniben! Great experience
ReplyDeleteEver corrosive Engineering student. Elect/Elect Eng year 2000 set
ReplyDeleteAnonymous that believes a person in their 40s is too old to comment or the mention of OGAGA IFOWODU confirms the person is a Metuselah , to you is a minus abi ? Do we all pray for you not to attain that age? Pls don't joke with your elders ( frowns ) My dear those sets had the best fun and you had the left overs. Uniben consciously or unconsciously admits same bunch of students with like minds, unity of purpose educationally and socially. The parties were bomb and when you hear great Uniben!!!,great uniben!!! with empty bottles beeing flying around indiscriminately to make explosive sounds , you know you have to quietly pack your reading materials, your big portmanteau on your head and you vamoose through the UBTH gate if you're the love me Je Je type but if you are the die hard type of course you March through the main gate through all the major roads of Benin to Ring road final destination beeing the Governors office waiting to be addressed with OGAGA IFOWODU and his other SUG members in front. Grrrrrreeeeeaaaatttttt UNIBEN, GREAT. Faculty of Arts- they are the best. Sipping Kunu Zaki. AGHAN DOOOOOOO.
ReplyDeleteGreatest Uniben... Perspire to acquire your desire which you require but donot retire but refire to acquire your desire which you require in life. is ochinon kitchen still there?
ReplyDeleteI miss Uniben ooo. Choi,i miss hall 3 aro boys always hanging on that balcony and yabbing girls going to June 12. I miss maths department.hMMMN, HOW FAR ALL THOSE THEIR LECTURERS? prof joe, Prof osagiede, AA, owine, muka,Daniel,ikeki,etc. Na wa ooo
ReplyDeleteWow so stella you graduated with a 3rd class but look at where you are now.
ReplyDeleteCertificate is nothing but paper if you know what you want to do with your life.
Am a proud third class product. Geology 2013-2104
ReplyDeleteIf u are not in uniben, definitely I wonder where u would have been
ReplyDeleteGreatest uniben students oooo
Am in my 200l n d real thing is still going on here in ekehuan, talk about night class, jumping girls hostel fence past 12, u'll be no shaking though....
Flexing mishie(bread n eggs), indomie n eggs, visiting bukas like crazy, watching girls fight like something else
Talk about art works in ekehuan, its something else, I so love this place sha even though uniben use to misbehaved at times but it's all good here
Talk about lectures here, woow!!!!
U'll be is it not him, abeg m not going but here of sunny love, I pray say make u no dy class gan, even ur village people go support u make u go, u don't want to tamper with ur destiny while d man is around
Greatest gbo gbo
Greatest gba gba
Mama ekehuan statue, a wonder to behold, a beautiful piece of artwork
If e no be uniben, I no sure say e go be like uniben oo!!!!