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Saturday, February 20, 2016

Saturday Laughs....Early Bird!


Have a great day and if you are getting married today,please do not wear a pink suit and do not jump on the bride...LOL





























































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93 comments:

  1. EyeSavi20 February 2016 at 09:22

    Lol @ catching feelings for the wrong person....

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    1. Unknown20 February 2016 at 11:42

      Hehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehe
      Is that not the queen's comment up there?
      Dancing shoki......kikikikikikiki
      I meant to write masturbating but auto correct won't let me be!








      Kikikikikikikikikikikikikikik
      Good to see my comment up there.......u can munch more of my comments.

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    2. Unknown20 February 2016 at 12:07

      Hahaahhahahaahahahhahahahha
      Some pics really got me laughing really loud... @Piers Morgan....I see you...lol

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    3. J.Ice20 February 2016 at 12:23

      So many pple especialy ladies can relate wit 'catching feelings for d wrong person...
      So funny @...straw like dick...small braids'.
      Lolll

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    4. Miss Ferragamo20 February 2016 at 12:25

      Lol...I can relate.

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    5. Ese kenora 20 February 2016 at 15:43

      Hahahahahaha

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  2. Doppelgänger20 February 2016 at 09:23

    So that one put a fork into an electrical outlet, he should be glad he is alive to tell the story. Lesson there is, don't believe everything you see online.
    For those who use a qwerty keyboard the letter I and O are next to each other, so it is very possible for someone to type O inside of I or vice versa. Sometimes typo not gbagaun.

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  3. I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF)20 February 2016 at 09:23

    The person munching Portable VIv's comment all the time is very useless...it's getting boring already..

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    1. Zeddicus 20 February 2016 at 11:58

      ....and I wonder why he/she is not munching your own

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    2. Unknown20 February 2016 at 13:50

      I wonder o!

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    3. Anonymous20 February 2016 at 14:28

      As useless as you and boring calling people FAT all the time.

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  4. STARRY LARRY20 February 2016 at 09:24

    Lollllll @Portable viv, why do you have to sneak out to comment?

    Thanks for this Stella




    *Larry was here*

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    1. Unknown20 February 2016 at 11:47

      We are not allowed to use fone in the office ........so I have to sneak into the restroom comment every 30mins..so I don't get 2 proofread.

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    2. Xhlrted P™ (Charcuterie ‰)20 February 2016 at 13:18

      Stella Kork...please take note. This level of commitment from Potable Viv deserves some compensation. Don't publish her errors no more.

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    3. Unknown20 February 2016 at 13:44

      Lol
      She should ooh@xhlrted

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    4. Anonymous20 February 2016 at 16:09

      Portable Viv, na factory you dey work?
      Even cashier for bank sef dey use phone.

      And since you comment sometimes up to 10 times a day, which time do you have to face your work? Mkpi.

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  5. EyeSavi20 February 2016 at 09:24

    Intl. Passport and WAEC passport. Kikikikikikikkki... No one should see my WAEC photo except future employers.

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    1. Xhlrted P™ (Charcuterie ‰)20 February 2016 at 13:19

      I dey tell you. They might think I stole it. Back then was 52 kg in wwight with very long neck and extra sharp eyeballs.

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  6. SWAG LAFRESH 20 February 2016 at 09:32

    Stellla you didn't munch the "my follow queen...." of potable viv's comment.

    Potable viv, "gbagauning" since time immemorial.

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    1. Unknown20 February 2016 at 11:49

      See this cunt oooh.
      You 4got 2 go anonymous

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    2. I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF)20 February 2016 at 11:57

      So?...
      Has your perfect English helped you in chasing your spiritual husband away?...

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    3. SWAG LAFRESH 20 February 2016 at 13:02

      Frustrated people.

      Is it your spiritual husband?

      Potable viv "gbagauning" since time immemorial. Kwakwakwakwakwa

      Queens of mumu I hail.

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    4. Unknown20 February 2016 at 13:46

      Fustrated gwemz, how market?
      Keep looking for horseband from one blog 2 another........ur. Hustle go soon pay with straw like dick man...Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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    5. I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF)20 February 2016 at 13:48

      Lafresh,it takes a frustrated being to know one...
      Sorry I am not frustrated like you...
      At your age,no husband,no kids...eyaaa I understand...

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    6. Jasmine20 February 2016 at 14:42

      My 'haters' are facing each other. LaFresh and Portable, how market? Buhahahahahaha

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    7. Anonymous20 February 2016 at 14:51

      Stupid queens... Like you have both joined a cult and started licking each other's pussy....

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    8. Anonymous20 February 2016 at 16:11

      The cult of arrant stupidity. That mashed beans na shiaman.

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    9. Anonymous20 February 2016 at 16:53

      @Jasmine you d cray hahaha

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    10. SWAG LAFRESH 20 February 2016 at 20:37

      "Looking for husband" is now stale. Make una come up with something better.

      E pain una? Kikikikikik

      Jasmine, unfortunately I don't even notice you. Na you dey follow me for ass like fly.

      You don ever see my comment under yours? Never!!! But you're always replying mine. Keep being a fan. Giveaway for una soon

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    11. Anonymous21 February 2016 at 00:07

      Isn't it funny dat u guys insults alwz start and end with go and get married? Yet we read chronicles everyday, na wah o!

      Tnxs Mrs.Dimo for early laffs, me and my mama really enjoy am.

      Sdk no1 stan.

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  7. Amanda favour20 February 2016 at 09:33

    Dry

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  8. Unknown20 February 2016 at 09:33

    Seriously I saw a guy in an eatery with a tummy like that.
    I couldn't take my eyes off him.

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  9. bluebliss20 February 2016 at 09:34

    Last picture was irritating

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  10. Unknown20 February 2016 at 09:36

    Boring weekend

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  11. SWAG LAFRESH 20 February 2016 at 09:38

    Lmao @waste of juju

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  12. The Sexiest Mother Of This Blog20 February 2016 at 09:43

    That igbo sister email her jehova email her cracked me up. Lmaoo

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  13. Love made me20 February 2016 at 09:46

    Lol...

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  14. I Hold my side20 February 2016 at 09:48

    Ha ha ha hahahahaha!

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  15. tecki20 February 2016 at 09:49

    Lolzz

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  16. excited courtesy20 February 2016 at 09:49

    pink wedding.

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  17. Arabella20 February 2016 at 09:50

    😆😆😆😂😂...that last pic got me in stiches

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  18. Anonymous20 February 2016 at 09:54

    SDK blog you rock!

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  19. crystal20 February 2016 at 09:54

    Ahhh, today's own na WA. I don cry tire because of laff. Starry Larry, we sight you. Don't worry Jesus will fix it for you

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  20. Anonymous20 February 2016 at 09:57

    Nice! Thanks Madam Stella for this!

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  21. Vivaciara20 February 2016 at 09:59

    Lol.
    That house rent money covering ear is so funny.
    Hahahaahaha
    'Do you even know how much a goat costs'. So the heartbreak is not even the issue here but the cost of a goat. Lol

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  22. Chy 🌹20 February 2016 at 10:01

    arsenal meme cracked me up..on top nd doing nuffin
    today's laff came early...welldone Stella boo

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  23. Chijay20 February 2016 at 10:01

    Thanks Stella,had a good laff. Now my day is bright.

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  24. Blackberry20 February 2016 at 10:04

    Pot bellied man keep head like musa danjuma.

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  25. Unknown20 February 2016 at 10:05

    Stellz... you just made my saurday... thanks

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  26. KING Nwa AMAKA20 February 2016 at 10:05

    Very dry.

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  27. Debbie me20 February 2016 at 10:11

    Lol. My time wasn't wasted.

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  28. Anonymous20 February 2016 at 10:14

    Bia... portable viv, where the fuck do u dig ur sentences out from??? U should have changed ur id to "portable viv gbagaun mistress of this blog" instead of calling ur self a queen. What kind of queen drops these horrible blunders?
    U can leave ur comments in pidgin, English is not by force u hear?
    Besides what's stopping u from commenting in ur local dialect?

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    1. Unknown20 February 2016 at 11:53

      Buahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha can't stop laughing!
      You will die hating me!

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    2. I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF)20 February 2016 at 11:55

      Idiot!...
      Irrelevant fool!....
      With your "oxford"English,what have you achieved?...

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    3. Sassy Mum20 February 2016 at 12:17

      Lmaoooooooooo

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    4. Anonymous20 February 2016 at 14:26

      @ Queen and boss of the mentally deranged why won't you support potable Viv with all her 'gbagaun' afterall birds of a feather flock together.Both of you are uneducated fools.KMT

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  29. Kotinka0820 February 2016 at 10:19

    Buhahahahahaha, email her indeed
    Nice one

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  30. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)20 February 2016 at 10:26

    School exams...lol
    hahahahaha

    Portable Viv biko nwayo ...inugo.

    Sterra abeg no mastubation my comment o.

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  31. Something light20 February 2016 at 10:31

    Hahahaha @ur international passport n waec certificate pics got me laffin

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  32. Unknown20 February 2016 at 10:32

    It was almost boring not until I saw the Valentine special...I haf laff tired!

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  33. Temi20 February 2016 at 10:32

    Buhahahhahhahhahaha

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  34. ADEDOLAPO 20 February 2016 at 10:33

    TGIS

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  35. Mc pinky(Award winner of BV WITH THE MOST Gbagaun of the year 2021)20 February 2016 at 10:35

    I can't laf ooo..stella no go kill me for here shaaa.baddest u na ni..u r orente who has no turn to omo wobe


    Mc pinky

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  36. Justyswt20 February 2016 at 10:38

    So funny.

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  37. Unknown20 February 2016 at 10:40

    Hahahahahahahahajahahahahaha @ email her email her. Lmao...

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  38. Mc pinky(Award winner of BV WITH THE MOST Gbagaun of the year 2021)20 February 2016 at 10:46

    See ur life outside @POTABLE viv..with all ya grama..*lol*side eye na ni*


    Mc pinky

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  39. NWAKAEGO20 February 2016 at 10:49

    Lol@ bring both of them at the same time. What if his gf is his wife's sister

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  40. Unknown20 February 2016 at 10:51

    You cant call me irrelevant when you have just 21 followers. Lmao. Na so!

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  41. Unknown20 February 2016 at 11:03

    That Tommy be like one Tommy I saw yesterday.lmao

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  42. Unknown20 February 2016 at 11:07

    Lol no b small email her email her...... Dats epic

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  43. radiant D20 February 2016 at 11:10

    Hahaha Tommy of life.

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  44. DOCTOR EESAH SULTAN HERBALS20 February 2016 at 11:12

    LMBO. Which blog visitor's son is in that second to last pic?

    Also which blog visitor's hubby is in that last pics?

    Can u pls come out and claim your hubby or pickin?

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  45. Ghanaman20 February 2016 at 11:12

    Na all these gbaguns now will be attributed to auto-correct abi? Chai! Fone don really suffer.

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    1. I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF)20 February 2016 at 11:51

      It's better I gbagaun than to steal...
      Onye Oshi!!...

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    2. Anonymous20 February 2016 at 12:21

      Leave potable Viv jare e be like say she dey pieces the words for her head first before she type am.

      I don tell am make she collect all her school fees starting from pre-creche. Baby na literate Dundee.

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    3. Anonymous20 February 2016 at 13:19

      Hahaha pieces the word for her head! Geeez..... Hopeless queen why are you crying more than the bereaved? Stupid woman
      . Agbaya iranu

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    4. MAMACITA20 February 2016 at 13:24

      Ezigbote onye oshi. You get mouth to talk too. Stella, beware of any write up he sends you ooo.

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    5. Anonymous20 February 2016 at 14:42

      Lafresh your broken English has given u away

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  46. DuchDuch20 February 2016 at 11:21

    Lol

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  47. Unknown20 February 2016 at 11:36

    Funny

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  48. SONYES SIGNATURE . For ur cakes in pH and its environs ..call 0703554534220 February 2016 at 12:10

    Not funny jor

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  49. Jasmine20 February 2016 at 12:11

    Hahahahaha. Very funny. Portable Viv, where art thou? Your english is the best

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    1. Anonymous20 February 2016 at 13:20

      She should get a copy of brighter grammar. It's never too late. She and imbecilic queen

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    2. Anonymous20 February 2016 at 20:57

      Jasmine... Omasiri... Potable viv..... LA fresh.... I just dislike u guys were esp portable imp..

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  50. Unknown20 February 2016 at 12:13

    Jokes is kinda dry Today.

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  51. Anonymous20 February 2016 at 12:23

    Nice one SDK

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  52. Xhlrted P™ (Charcuterie ‰)20 February 2016 at 13:27

    Pissed with Mum...I lock myself up and get the song pumping. Because you dare not utter a word. My Mum can do person but turn around and spoil you silly with goodies.

    Headset... What these kids demand now eeeh. Embarrassingly shocking like money falls from trees.

    Valentine bonanza... Bring your wife and side chic together. Oriegwu. Biko I'm not sharing.
    #SayNoToNwunyedi

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