London Tatafo - Series 6

 How are you my distinguished people of SDK Blog? 

Tatafo greets you all in the spirit of the amebo that binds us together. No weapon or tongue fashioned against this crusade shall prosper. For as long as we breathe in this city of London, may tatafo never cease from our doormot. 

Can Tatafo get an "Amen"? 

Thank you very much. 

All protocols observed.

I know some people are already whining and rolling eyes at my long intro?

Today own na straight forward something. This is more or less a subtle memo to one madame whose family name is synonymous with plenty plenty scandal. Female siblings that are always caught up in one thing one thing...

****deep sigh***

Una sabi dem??

But the one whom I was asked to issue this memo to, resides in this our "Jandon". She be wakajugbe.com with a signature jaw. As in the first thing you'd notice upon sighting her is this her jaw... And this is according to her people oh! No be Tatafo talk am.

You know they always have dramatic names on Facebook na. Person wey say she dey Articulate, why you wan follow am argue? Even me Tatafo, tomorrow now, I can decide to call my self "Articulate Tomatoes" ... or Tomatoes that has gone Soggy and soft.. plus yanma yanma tomatoes.. 

Ehn ehn, e concern una? Anybody can be whatever they wish to call themselves on the social media ojare!! 

Somebody pulled Tatafo's ears and eyes..fiam..  to the unbecoming embarrassing attitude of this lady. In fact the amebo whispered too many things that this busybody mama T keeps doing that should attract hot slaps like fire!!  

**TUA TUA TUA **

Number one, Lady T... your accusers have said that your famzing in this London is getting too much. And that you recently carried the spirit famzing to Nigeria to embarrass yourself as was clearly seen in the pictures you ignorantly posted on Facebook. 

This olofofo was so "shaky shaky" as she narrated this gist. That madame T went to Nigeria to famz one ghen ghen king like that. Sotey she forced herself to snap plenty pictures with him, in fact two kings. But one of them in particular ehn, his face and body language in the pictures depicts sheer irritation. 

**Ooops**

‎This amebo proved this by showing Tatafo the pictures. True to God, Tatafo sef see as that King was doing face one kind as you famzed him na. Abi your mouth spray perfume?? 

Tatafo was ashamed for you sha. Your people are cringing badly and asking that you stop this attitude of wanting to belong. They said that you and your siblings, from the oldest to the youngest are notoriously known to crash parties like kilode!! 

Wetin  sef... Why is it that my people in this country too like party?? 

Anyway, they said that you do not have a day job in London, but you force friendship with every happening guy in London for the sake of beggy beggy...that small small yahoo boys don chop your honeypot tire! And when they see you coming they pick race. 

Let me not add that they also claim that you have your hands deep in cunny cunny jobs.. the kind of job wey you dey enter shop carry.. ...errrrmmm... carry.....abi na lift something... then begin advertise for Facebook say you dey sell market.

 ‎**designer designer** **yimu** 

Tatafo was also asked to warn you seriously to stop getting drunk and wetting ........

**Chineke meh**

Tatafo has been tasked to warn you to stop begging guys for money at parties...to stop deeping your hands into their pockets to take their money. It's rude! They don't like it. No no no no.. they don't. 

They said that you should also stop forming "brother" with all these men wen you dey collabo for sake of the small small change wey dem dey dash you. Their girl friends and wives don dey form gang wan disgrace you o. ***shhhh**** 

Ehn ehn, Tatafo was asked to warn you again, to stop pimping all those "innit" girls for men that you've already.....gbossaaaaaaa...... all for sake of £5 Tmob top up. ‎ That cheap?? 

They said that your DH ran away ontop this same matter? Na true? Amebo added that you've been disgraced so many times in this city because of your desperate quest for money. They said you solicit for as little as £10 even as you queue for giro weekly. * Kai sege..* 

Another warning mama T... Stop clearing liquors from tables to take home from parties. It is disgraceful. You wey be "London big geh"... "Fashionista".. "yeye awon boys"... ... "intelligent articulate sophisticated posh" every every. Ahn ahn a whole you!! 

"Monkey no fine but him mama like am mehn".. who sing that song sef ? Na Fela?  

Anyway Nobody currs if you wear fake "Guncci"...but Stop displaying goods that people know where and how you got them. Don't let the same thing that happened to your....... in Abuja happen to you o. Don't end up like that your other blood relative that swindled that beautiful actress of her money in Nigeria one time. Una remember? 

Chai btw... that senator "hans" mehn. Can anyone hook tatafo up with oga D for abuja? Only if he no go pummel my face sha o, or dash me small kelechi come pick race oh! 

 **Tatafo wake up*** 

OK,  to round off this memo on a serious note. Lady T for Tomatoes can be considered one of the ancients of the ancient in this city, and as such should apply decorum when in public. We know that you were a professional 'dancer' but that was years ago. Your friends are murmuring ma, they've had enough of you disgracing them when they go out with you. More importantly, they said that they do not want to come and be giving you beans inside....if "ejire" people catch you on the job for those stores wen u dey enter. 

...They said that you should find a legitimate work to engage in and stop obtaining £5 pounds from people updandan!! They said that they know fake things from "origo" when they sight them.. They said that the way their money keeps disappearing from their bags when you are around is becoming worrisome.

They said..... they said....... and they said...... plenty more.... but Tatafo thinks that she has said enough for now, and hopes that you change henceforth! 

**goes back to viewing the epic pictures with the Kings**  **** covers face*** 

I remain yours truly, 

London Tatafo