London Tatafo Season 4

Tatafo dey Hail oh....

Warm greetings from the stable of London tatafo extraordinaire!   

Oh.. una dear Tatafo is in a city where orisirisi dark skinned peeps can turn bright overnight..both male and female oh!! You go fear orange knuckles with apola big big fake rings. 

Hian! 

Some dey even lie say na cold weather cause their crocodile skin.. #yinmu...

Today matter ehn, I go just join join am because no be only London matter dey ground, people from Man City sef don waka enter our London come scatter am. 

Like this babe that lives in Man City .. her borrowed name on Facebook ends with goldie something something. Her real name starts with the letter B...!! B for Baboon? Or B for Bi...la la la  ? 

I don't think so...try again!! 

I'm sure that the nick name came about because of wetin she don carry her skin do. Omo, she's on the last layer of her skin. Only her family members or childhood friends can tell us how exactly her skin colour was when she entered this country. But as of today, this babe don turn 'elastically transparent', with her green and purple veins popping out. Wait make she comot her wig, your legs go run leave you!

"Pweetie" wetin? If I hear!!  Jah punish the person wey dey deceive this aunty.

She's the 'delight' of all owambe parties in the UK. She nor dey tire...like Dunlop elite. Even our "nna Bros" dem dey price her "market" sometimes. Weda na London or Manchester or Birmingham, una go see her there. She operates a syndicate by making things happen for her fellow waka waka when it comes to making money. 

No, they don't go to parties for the fun of it or because of Jollof rice, mba.

 Their mogbo Moya get grade. They are only attracted to your event if money go exchange hands. Plus if spray money go shele. No wonder this "goldish" lady was caught up in one political controversial web not too long ago.

Una wan know wetin the babe do??

*pauses and thinks whether to go on*

Okay make i yarn una.....Hmmmmmmm!!!

Na so she go hire jobless youths dem from Man City go London o..say make dem begin chant "we no go gree o we no go gree".. on top wetin she no sabi. 

Una remember that disgrace? 

Ehn ehn.. Na the pioneer of that waka I been dey yan.

You better be careful wherever she's operating. Her "we no go gree" na on every level. 

If you like, let your Bobo do waka reach her side, na oyo be your case o. 

Na so one olofofo yan me wetin she do... Dem say she go tiff one senator money go do boobs job. The senator begin cry upandan London say he enter one chance o. 

As e take happen be say,Dem sleep for hotel room, before senator wake she don bail with him money. After the man called her, she cussed his life out and said it was her pay she eloped with..and threatened to blackmail him for more. 

Hian!!

She fights dirty at hotels if after she has given you a "nice time" you now give her chicken change. One babe vex one day tell tatafo say.. 'but this girl is not fine na. Have you seen her up close before? one of her customers once declined after seeing her live''.

Oh la la la....beauty is in the eyes of the beholder....

Na so gold lady carry this her new boobs (courtesy of the senator's tiff money) go party for London recently, all the way from Man City., begin shake am dey seek for customers. The video of her distasteful boobies show has gone viral within the London peeps on Facebook. Her friends yan tatafo say, the woman wey she dey follow dance for the party, say "goldie" dey kupoyoyo her DH...

***sssshh** 

no be my mouth una hear dat one.  

Her other scandal.. .. ????

A while back in Man city ehn, she follow one dark lady wey dey do catering fight. That lady's name also starts with the letter B....single mom, wears fake designers and the woman too can like to expose boobs everywhere she goes . 

Na wetin dem teach her for her white garment church be dat? Sotey, one fashion group for Facebook disgrace her not too long ago.  Anyway, her fight was so dirty with this gold lady, that they disgraced themselves on Facebook. 

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Wetin cause the fight? Man abi money? 

People yan say both ladies get something in common.. 'ashanas getting  territorial '.. say any big man or musician in town, na dem dey service them. Hmmmmm... Who no know say JESSE Jackson na Americana?

 Wetin I dey talk sef.

Tatafo mind ya biz.

Aunty Gold Golder Goldest...above all else, the one that pained tatafo is that, With all the money wey you dey gather from party and everyday waka, How you go open buka for oyinbo land begin sell rotten expired food give people chop?

 E good?? 

Aunty gold fear God na!! 

Olofofos tell tatafo say authorities even lock the buka after people go report you. You come  begin scream say na bad belle people. No be you wan spoil people belle with bad food? Hian! 

OK, make I quick finish this matter.... the reason for my long talk today, dem say make Tatafo warn the woman wen aunty goldie dey follow whine waist for video for party weeks ago, say her DH sontin dey price gold market ooo!!! 

London women make una open una eyes, shine am well well. No be only to rub hypo for skin make una dey chase. As e be like say this panda gold babe wan replace una China wares for una DH bed o!! Do not say Tatafo didn't warn you. ‎

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Na me again .. 

Signing out.. London Tatafo

We go yarn next Sunday.