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Thursday, February 11, 2016

LMAO









A teacher asked his students, 1+1= ?.

 A student stood up and said 4. 


A man passing by overheard the response, He shook his head and said: " Buhari will kill us in this country. Everything has increased, transport fare, fuel prices, foodstuff,school fees... everything. Even 1+1 that used to be 2 has now gone up to 4..

*I actually posted this last night but mistakenly backdated it to morning....









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65 comments:

  1. RICHBEE11 February 2016 at 13:32

    Funny!!!!

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  2. Sarah de DIEU.11 February 2016 at 13:34

    Lol.

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  3. IslandeR11 February 2016 at 13:34

    ...and miraculously I saw this yesterday also lol.
    That 'you fried the one you were supposed to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry' part wrapped the entire humour for me.

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  4. HUMMER////11 February 2016 at 13:34

    Hmm.. Lol

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  5. One trillion11 February 2016 at 13:34

    End time Jokes

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  6. Unknown11 February 2016 at 13:35

    LOL....Girl:Honey what are u getting for me on vals day
    Guy: You are too materialistic..It's over

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  7. UYAI11 February 2016 at 13:35

    hahah!!!
    This val should do and come abeg.




    *no condition is permanent*

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  8. Unknown11 February 2016 at 13:35

    lol....

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  9. Unknown11 February 2016 at 13:35

    Lol....... this is damn funny. I nearly choked while laughing. People in my office are now wondering what could be this funny.

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    1. Anonymous11 February 2016 at 17:05

      Office????? In ur dreams

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    2. Anonymous11 February 2016 at 18:29

      Anon 17:05 Buahahahahahahaaaaaaa you dey crase

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  10. Unknown11 February 2016 at 13:36

    Number 1 and 3 got me rolling on the floor.

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  11. Anonymous11 February 2016 at 13:36

    Lmao!

    Click my name for all your celebration cakes cupcakes, cheers

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  12. danny fisiye11 February 2016 at 13:37

    no be small o pure water inside futo nah 20naira one sachet while bag 200






    #GODWIN™

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  13. Jasmine11 February 2016 at 13:38

    Lol

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  14. Brown Sucre11 February 2016 at 13:38

    LMAO@ mother a bee.
    Hahahahahaha,very funny

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  15. SWAG LAFRESH 11 February 2016 at 13:38

    Saw it yesterday night and there was no comment. Was now wondering if na SDK I dey or somewhere else

    Funny though

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    1. @michelleogo11 February 2016 at 14:24

      Lmaooooo

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    2. Unknown12 February 2016 at 02:34

      Me too o. I even entered the comment section and was scared I was the only one there. Thinking rapture had taken place and everyone left me behind to be talking to myself by myself. Was like Hellooooo from the other side....wetin happen???

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  16. Saboginda Ora cutest11 February 2016 at 13:39

    The dollar to naira rate is appalling
    I can't believe I million naira is barley 3000 dollars that I can put into my pocket.

    Deep sigh
    Dear lord attend to our needs and make a way for us , inspire of the economical crises

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  17. excited courtesy11 February 2016 at 13:39

    hhhhhhaaaaaa, wat a great day.

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  18. Unknown11 February 2016 at 13:40

    Stale

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  19. totallydenim11 February 2016 at 13:41

    The fb own is cracking me up ceriusly! Lmao

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  20. Dewdrop11 February 2016 at 13:42

    You are indirectly calling my mother a bee. Hahahaha let valantine be over already. I can no longer deal

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  21. Sweetheart11 February 2016 at 13:42

    Abeg ds val thing is over hyped

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  22. Linda11 February 2016 at 13:45

    Lmao

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  23. Cynthia Iyede11 February 2016 at 13:45

    Lol @ you fried the one you were suppose to boil and boiled the one you were suppose to fry....Yeye!

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  24. Unknown11 February 2016 at 13:46

    Lol val val

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  25. Quiksilver11 February 2016 at 13:47

    I forgot to laugh.

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    1. Unknown11 February 2016 at 18:41

      Problems greater than the laugh I suppose????
      Bad belle.....

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  26. Unknown11 February 2016 at 13:47

    Lol

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  27. CANADA BLOGBRITY 11 February 2016 at 13:48

    Simple ways BROKE ASS niggas break up

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  28. IVORY 11 February 2016 at 13:48

    Lolzzz. Honey and bee

    Buhari no go kill us,1+1 is now 4. Lol

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  29. FRUITHFUL11 February 2016 at 13:53

    I told you not to vote for Buhari during the election yet u went ahead abi..it's over
    I told you to use Ariel but u use omo..it's over
    Why did you use mtn to call me after I told you they collected my money, it's over

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  30. Roseberry11 February 2016 at 13:55

    Lolzzzzx

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  31. Lillysimple11 February 2016 at 13:56

    Lmao

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  32. Yori Yori Princess11 February 2016 at 13:57

    Somebody go just die between the two of us

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  33. Mamannukusdkblogceleb ��11 February 2016 at 13:57

    2 cracked me up.

    you are busy breathing.. lol.. funny something

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  34. ieesher11 February 2016 at 13:58

    Hahahahha

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  35. Unknown11 February 2016 at 13:59

    Lmao.

    Bubu e haff suffer.

    Plans for Valentine. Paint nails. See a couple of movies. Take myself out. Come back home and hit the sack...lol.

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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    1. NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN (foot loose and fancy-free) 11 February 2016 at 14:21

      Yes!! Movies!! Have you seen the notebook? Its perfect for vals day.and then cassablanca if you like classics.

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    2. SWAG LAFRESH 11 February 2016 at 15:30

      Notebook is a nice movie.

      Mine is to go to church, sleep, go for a sendd forth party. Watch movies and more movies.

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    3. Unknown11 February 2016 at 16:43

      I've not seen The Notebook, but I've read the book. The ending made me teary eyed though.

      Lol. I don't like classics o.
      I'm an action, suspense or thriller kind of person.
      If they don't chase, shoot or try to kill someone in a movie, I no dey see am...lol.
      Dislike drama and comedy too.
      I got lots of 2015 action movies yesterday.
      Na to stretch legs on Sunday, dey watch them.

      La Fresh, exactly. Movies and more movies.

      #WhiteDiamondOut

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    4. The General's Wife11 February 2016 at 17:52

      Then we both must love Jason
      Statham @ Whitey. Plus Arnold.And Nicholas Cage and What's d dude that was in Sudden Death?

      Have u seen Death Race? OMG
      See as my heart I pumping just cos I mentioned d movie.

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    5. Unknown11 February 2016 at 22:29

      Aha!

      My fellow comrade in action movies.

      Jason Statham
      Nicolas Cage
      Dolph Lundgren
      Dwanye Johnson
      Vin Diesel
      Idris Elba

      Choi!

      Dem plenty o.

      Yeah, I've seen Death Race. Two parts. That movie is out of this world maynne.
      F& F nko?

      Action movies na correct movies jare.

      #WhiteDiamondOut

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  36. The General's Wife11 February 2016 at 13:59

    Hahahhahahahahaha

    Chai LWKMD

    LMAO @ U boiled the egg u were supposed to fry and fried d one u were supposed to boil.hahaha
    And u called me honey indirectly calling my mom a bee.LMAO

    And some peeps wil be like dis in real life o.hahahaha

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  37. Stella Asemota11 February 2016 at 14:01

    Valentine fever intensifies.
    Boo stealing on the increase.
    Women behaving themselves well.
    Men trynna get out of the their binds.

    It is well!

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  38. Unknown11 February 2016 at 14:06

    Hmmmmm end time 2016 buhari's valentine economic reality

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  39. Candor11 February 2016 at 14:08

    Lwkmd.

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  40. Bootylycious diva11 February 2016 at 14:10

    Hahahahahaha laugh wan wound me

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  41. Mosiwomeka11 February 2016 at 14:15

    The valentine break up lines, lol

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  42. Unknown11 February 2016 at 14:16

    Dry. My opinion. No one show spew trash under my comment

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  43. PATSY Collections 11 February 2016 at 14:18

    Lol.....indirectly calling my mother a Bee really cracked me up.

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  44. Unknown11 February 2016 at 14:21

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    My mother is a bee... Lmaoo....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  45. Unknown11 February 2016 at 14:32

    i told u to buy me gala but you went ahead to buy me superbite...simple instuction you can not comprehend..it's OVER

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  46. MUMMY ANTHONY-CLEVER11 February 2016 at 14:40

    Hahahahhahahahaha, I really laughed hard, very funny excuses wey no make sense at all. The girl will be like ha baby is not like thattttt! Lol

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  47. fameayo11 February 2016 at 14:49

    Lmao @ am talking to you and you are breathing.na wa

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  48. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)11 February 2016 at 15:47

    lol@Everything has gone up

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  49. Miss Ess11 February 2016 at 15:56

    LMAO

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  50. Esta11 February 2016 at 22:15

    lol

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  51. Justyswt12 February 2016 at 07:30

    Lmao.

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  52. Unknown12 February 2016 at 20:56

    Lmao @ am talking n u re breathing...sooso maka valentine? Odikwa egwu!!

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