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Monday, February 22, 2016

Lagos Lessons!

In case you are new in Lagos,please learn some lessons here....Or you already learnt some lessons?then add your bit.....










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54 comments:

  1. Ladybird banks.birdlover22 February 2016 at 15:18

    Lmao....i saw someone today eating n running only in lag

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    1. LOLO IDEATO 22 February 2016 at 15:25

      Na normal thing

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    2. Adanne22 February 2016 at 16:12

      Naaa is not only in n lag that they eat an run. Do more research

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    3. Unknown22 February 2016 at 16:14

      Heheheheheheheehehehhehehehe
      I love lagos menh

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    4. PLATINUM22 February 2016 at 16:19

      Only in lagos will you get into a bus and pay, the conductor expects you to forget ur change and go.lol
      Notin man no go see

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    5. lastborn 22 February 2016 at 18:14

      Hehehe no 1 so so 44 sitting 99 standing

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  2. Roseberry22 February 2016 at 15:19

    Lolzzz.... "better cross back and go use the pedestrian" #Lagos lessons

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    1. PL THE GREAT22 February 2016 at 17:03

      Is it just me or is there anyone else guilty of this?
      Whenever I want to take a particular route and I don't see a single car there, I just keep moving forward. My mind always whispers ONE WAY! ONE WAY! even when it's not.

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    2. JSBunny22 February 2016 at 18:06

      Or when a normally busy road is soooo free, better turn back and confirm why it's that free!

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  3. Miss Ess22 February 2016 at 15:21

    LMAO

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  4. CeeGrays Events Management Contact 08136868938 for your social and corporate events.22 February 2016 at 15:21

    In Lagos you see people running, you start running too without knowing what's pursuing them. Lol

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  5. xxxTrinityxxx22 February 2016 at 15:22

    lool @ dont speak english to a cab driver on the island. so true

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  6. Sarah de DIEU.22 February 2016 at 15:22

    Lol,Lagos for show.

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  7. LOLO IDEATO 22 February 2016 at 15:22

    When someone walks up to you to beg for tfare do not turn your neck to see who instead increase your walking or if possible running speed

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    1. Unknown22 February 2016 at 15:52

      Hahahaha! I do dis a lot oh. The fear of talk & follow!

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  8. Omonigho22 February 2016 at 15:24

    Buahahahahaha....
    Eko oni baje oooooo

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  9. Bella22 February 2016 at 15:24

    All na true,lolz

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  10. Bubble gum22 February 2016 at 15:25

    Hahahahahha i love Lagos! I detest the traffic and noise though!

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  11. Unknown22 February 2016 at 15:26

    Lagos peeps I hail o

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  12. Mamannukusdkblogceleb ��22 February 2016 at 15:27

    When you see people running for no reason
    better join them in the run

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  13. Yori Yori Princess22 February 2016 at 15:47

    one and the last i can relate

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  14. Anonymous22 February 2016 at 15:51

    LMAO!!! Oo d'eko,ooo m'eyo..

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  15. fine mama of this blog22 February 2016 at 16:11

    on my way to work or from work to home, i dont get caught in traffic....
    the first question that pops outta my mouth is
    has rapture taken place?
    because it is only in lagos, u will be caught up in traffic or there must be traffic at some point on the road...and when u eventually get through the traffic, u will ask what caused the traffic because nothing obviously caused the traffic.

    there is just an evil spirit causing traffic only in Lagos.

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  16. The General's Wife22 February 2016 at 16:13

    If ur hands are full and ur money mistakenly drops off u in Lagos,pls make no mistake of asking a passer-by or worse still an Agbero to help u pick it.

    #FearofRitualthings.

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  17. Unknown22 February 2016 at 16:22

    Lagos for show....

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  18. Unknown22 February 2016 at 16:23

    Plenty crazy in suits...

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  19. corisande22 February 2016 at 16:29

    hahaha
    Lagos 101

    i won't be surprised they don dey sell am for hold up as pamphlet or even book kpa kpa

    Lagos na wa!

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  20. Lillysimple22 February 2016 at 16:36

    And someone will be in Mile 2 and ask you "sister please where is mile 2"

    A well dressed guy will enter bus and tap u or whisper "sister abeg make for me"

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  21. PATSY Collections 22 February 2016 at 16:41

    The one way incident happened to me, i was like "why me" I learnt my lessons by force. Lagos nah wah!

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  22. PATSY Collections 22 February 2016 at 16:41

    The one way incident happened to me, i was like "why me" I learnt my lessons by force. Lagos nah wah!

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  23. Unknown22 February 2016 at 16:55

    LAGOS IS BAE!!!

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  24. Shyla22 February 2016 at 16:58

    Only in Lagos- you dont know your neighbours and your neighbours are not interested in knowing you.
    But also only in Lagos and you shout Help! All man go gather start to de beat whoever to save you.

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    1. Gbogbo Bigz girlz (GBG)22 February 2016 at 17:28

      This one nah lie.
      How won't you know your neighbour?

      And it depends on where you shout help.
      Go and shout help inside Traffic and see who will answer.

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    2. Unknown22 February 2016 at 18:02

      It's True GBG, I don't know almost all my neighbours and I'm not intresred in knowing them

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    3. LOLO IDEATO 22 February 2016 at 18:07

      Gbg in my estate u might not even know your neighbor in d next building till after months or years

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    4. SWAG LAFRESH 22 February 2016 at 23:16

      GBG so true. I only know the name of one of my neighbours and it's because I knew himself and wifey before they moved in.

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  25. Anonymous22 February 2016 at 16:59

    Only in Lagos you will ask for direction and they will point and tell you sey e no far again, na for that corner. Start the journey you go waka 2km for that e no too far again.

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    1. Gbogbo Bigz girlz (GBG)22 February 2016 at 17:29

      True that.

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    2. Unknown22 February 2016 at 17:51

      This happened to me in benin. I asked for direction and the agberos pointed to one place and said "u go fit waka am, e no far" that was how i trekked eh till my legs caught fire. Funny enough i was seeing buses and cabs going towards there but didnt stop any cos they told me it wasnt far.

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    3. QUEENAMYLovesAccessBank22 February 2016 at 20:26

      Hahahahaha I can relate meeh so annoying

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  26. excited courtesy22 February 2016 at 17:10

    lol am not in Lagos o.

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  27. BELLA'S @cakes_by_bellas 22 February 2016 at 17:24

    Can't live in lag mehn, can't stand the traffic and all the struggles biko

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  28. Anonymous22 February 2016 at 18:04

    High sexual morality! Neighbour giving birth 4neighbours, exchanging horseband and wives! Having sex in d street under this chinekememadu ebere sun! Frauding ur own neighbours slf! Me tire. Now I don't greet gudam so Dat u won't ask me how was ur nite? Cox if I reply say na juju purse me wake up frm slp u will only say pele. I only sex whosever I wanna@chigurl

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  29. ES OH JAY22 February 2016 at 18:42

    Luckily 4 mi av stayed in more dan 5 states in Naija n I can say nowhr lik Lagos...

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  30. Anonymous22 February 2016 at 19:52

    If you make the mistake of being inspired by Jet Li and Jason Statham movies come go start fight for Lagos, the beating you'll receive will make you ponder on the meaning of life. The manner in which the source of the punches will appear and disappear will confound even Rentaghost

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  31. Anonymous22 February 2016 at 20:54

    Lagos Na WA.

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  32. Ribenna baby22 February 2016 at 21:01

    Only in Lagos would having N500 or N1000 be a crime.bus conductor go insult ur life

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    1. Unknown23 February 2016 at 14:03

      Lmao.... U De crase? U no get change? U no De hear no change?

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  33. Funmy Kemmy23 February 2016 at 08:21

    funny comments

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  34. Morrybaby24 February 2016 at 16:47

    Omg I loved this. Cracked like an hyena

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