IHN - Wednesday

Idem kpukpru owo etie didie mfin? Kpukpru mbufo odo ekerede Ke emekeme nditok mi ke'usem mbufo, enengede ekpeme idem mbufo, mmokop kpukpru usem! Heheheheheheheheh.

*side eyes*

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LESSONS OVER...THANK YOU

Hi Stella, am so excited and couldnt to wait you my achievement after 3 weeks of training. 

I contacted Queen who advertised ‎on 30th of December or there about. We started 3 weeks ago, having lessons twice a week, in the comfort of my home and at a very affordable rate. Attached is the picture of what I made after my lessons. 

God bless you Stella, God bless Queen my tutor,please Abuja BVs call her ‎on 08077010809. She is a nice and patient teacher who answers all questions till you understand. 

Mrs H.

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ORIGINAL MAKE UP BRUSH

Hello everyone, I sell soft, Original 7pcs make up brush at very affordable price.it can be used as Valentine gift,sourveniers or personal use.
Please if interested contact me on sourvenierplace@gmail.com or call 08120284250.

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IN NEED OF A PRIVATE HOME TUTOR?

Do you live around Surulere and you are in need of a qualified and experienced teacher for your child? Please contact Ajayi Gbemisola on 08038059067 or send a mail to feyi16@yahoo.com for enquiries.

Thank you.

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APPRECIATION TO UJULUCILE.

 Good day stellz, I'm here to say thank you to ujulucile coconut oil dealer, she did a give away last year, but before I could contact her days after I read it on IHN, she has already chosen her winners, I decided to buy and she still gave me one bottle for free, the truth is I have been using the coconut oil on my body since dec last year and I'm really glowing, I have never seen my skin this fresh in years, never knew it's that nice to the skin, it's so natural. Well B V's you guys need this product too, her pin is 2bc6235e......hope I didnt bore you guys with my epistle? it's actually my first time doing this and I'm excited about it...lol

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Stan Nature Media Concept...

Memories Evergreen.Digital Photography

Multimedia,Event Coverage,Picture Enlargement.Contact no 9 okigwe

road,water board owerri imo state and No 2 Maxwell close air force

base Porthacourt Rivers State. Tel 07066800668 and 09028921824. 

Email stannatureconcept@gmail.com. Please Bvs patronise a brother.I just

finished schooling and no work yet.

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A BIG THANK YOU FROM DEPRESSED LADY

Thank you for posting about my depression on your blog..  I got a lot of responses and am not even done replying all o..  Chaii (wipes sweat).  May God bless you richly. Also to all the BV's who reached out to me one way or the other, may God richly bless you..  Thank you all once again,  i am eternally greatful...  With love,  Osaro Faith

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URGENT

Please I need argan and coconut oil. Any seller in ibadan precisely should contact me on 09034135115. Original please. 

Thanks and God's blessing.

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NEW PRODUCTS BAGS FOR SALE!

I have really nice bags for sale,they are all new product and we are just launching it.They are new products and come in various colours and some are negotiable.

Bills should be settled at most 72houra after delivery,Delivery could be done for you too.Delivery within lagos metropolis cost #500 and #1000 on the outskirt of lagos(ikorodu,epe and badagry)and #2000 outside lagos.

I could be reached on whatsapp via 08186545778 and bbm 562274BD.

Have a fruitful week y'all.I look forward to your patronage.

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EVENT DECORATOR NEEDED

Please I am looking for event decoration vendors in Owerri and surrounding areas. I have an event this year and it would be great if they can reach me on my email: rilamzi@hotmail.co.uk 

for quotation and as well post their IG handle so I can have a look at their previous work. 

Regards,

Amaka.

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE ON LIQUID SOAP

please if you know anyone in Enugu

town,that needs someone to be supplying her liquid soap.

Fast food,schools,hospitals or even for personal use,please

do reach out to me,here is my contact in case of...08053717051

pin-27F5117E

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SHOKI TO SAY THANK YOU

Thanks Stella for posting my advert on IHN few months ago, i also say a big thank you to my customers, especially the ones outside lagos for the trust, they send money before i send the product. God bless u dearest customers! I have portable electronic hair steamer cap for ladies to steam their hair, vagina tightening products, original spanish fly, etc and stuffs for men too. All transactions are strictly confidential, tested and trusted products without side effect, 100% safe. Contact: call or whatsapp 08025141735. 

This is another shoki to say thank you, 

airtel: 0586384738053834, 0593144881619962, 

etisalat: 767501001542866, 879626626274290,

 mtn: 1584065619070352, 5185135596383875

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TALENTED MUA AT YOUR SERVICE

I'm a talented make up artist who has an eye for details. I won't let go of your face until a proper face beat is done!. Call me today for your bridal make up, engagement make up, sultry make up,makeup for all events.call or whatsapp 08082590886.‎I'm giving a huge discount to SDK BVs only so kindly make use of this opportunity now!!.i do jobs in Lagos,ibadan,ogun state and other western states.

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CHECK THIS OUT IF YOU ARE IN OYO

Are you a busy working class mom? Do you need help in cooking your

meals? the help you need is here! Comfort Home Services is here to

help you do the cooking. we cook soups like ila asepo, gbegiri, ewedu,

ogbono, efo riro, anu type of egusi, pepper soup, etc. we also make

snacks like doughnuts, chin chin, cupcakes, home made bread,scotch

egg, etc. 

All you have to do is call us and we prepare the meal for

your in your home. Contact us on 08086430125, Services available in

OYO only. you can also order for your Valentine cake at a very

affordable price with free delivery. Thank you.

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FOR SALE

I am stopping baking as well for now to focus on property business please help sell my catering pots and spoons  and baking oven the oven goes for 40k pots all and spoons 30k 09083512203 prices are negotiable

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APPRECIATION TO ANONYMOUS BV

Hi Stella,I want to appreciate a bv that reached out to me when you posted my plea for infertility test. She sent me 5k on Monday. God bless you ma'am and may you find favour in all you do. May God in His infinite mercies shower you with tons of favours and may you excel from glory to glory. Thanks

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USHERS AT YOUR SERVICE

 We at Kikisoda Events offer you various range of services, From  Event planning to ushering/hostess service and cocktail service.... For your wedding ceremony,bachelors Eve,  bachelorette party, birthday party,  burial, and all type of occasions or you neef brand ambassadors, We've got you! And we are ready to make your Event colorful.  You can call us on 08020926825 Or 08056297938 or email kikisodaevents@gmail.com  and also follow us on.  IG @kikisodaempire.......we look forward to doing business with you.

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LOVE AND CAKES

Celebrate this year’s valentine with a difference!!!

Place your Orders now and get a free box of cup cakes

@AD’S BAKE HOUSE

Our valentine special;-

Red and Green Velvet Cake. We also have other flavors like;

Banana Cake,

Moist Coconut Cake,

Moist Carrot Cake,

Chocolate, Vanilla AND Strawberry Cakes.

We also have pastries ; 

Meat pies

CHinCHin

Small Chops

Our products are guaranteed to tickle your taste buds.

We deliver at any location in Abuja and outside Abuja

Contact: 08039250458; 07084574918 for calls and whatsapp

BBM 2BEFD345

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MUA NEEDED

My sister's wedding is coming up on d 28th of February, please I need a make up artist in lagos at a cheaper rate. Please help a sister thanks. 08124149404

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PUBLISHING HELP

 i would like someone who is into publishing and writing of children's book to please contact me. I  would like to start writing and publishing my own children's book this year, as a newbie i know i would need directions on how to go about it, and also on how to get published.  I can be reached via mail yemmyshow2003@yahoo.com or bbm 58FE5613. Thank 

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PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS WANTED

Stella Nwunye Cork, my company on Lagos Island is looking for a professional driver. Please post in your IHN. See Job description below

COMPANY DRIVER

A company requires the services of a professional company driver for immediate employment.

Abilities:

•       Candidate MUST be experienced and conversant with LAGOS environs, roads and location.

•       Must be knowledgeable of road and traffic regulations.

•       Ability to maintain a professional attitude, this includes being calm, maintaining rational behavior when under pressure, refraining from inappropriate or abusive language and gestures; adherence to instructions and request without arguments and complains; refrain from alcohol an illegal drugs that may inhibit cognitive or mechanical ability.

•       Must be smart, confident and adhere to good grooming and personal hygiene as instructed.

•       Will be responsible for vehicle cleanliness, both interior and exterior.

Requirements:

•       Minimum qualification: SSCE

•       Required Experience: 5 years

•       34-45 years

•       Preferably married

•       Must reside within Ajah

•       Experience in driving Toyota 4 runner jeep and corolla manual

FOR LAGOS RESIDENTS ONLY

Application with CV should be submitted to: The institute of Credit Administration, 213, Igbosere Street, 4th Floor, Lagos Island, Lagos.

OR

Call 08129579439 or Send CV to registrar@icanigeria.org

God bless you

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VACANCY

Hello Stella,

Make I no too gush before you say i dey lick ass. Thanks for your platform though, it really helped me when i was @ low point. and e open my eye wella.

Please help me post this on IHN today. Thank you.

Temporary Assistant needed

Duration: 3months

Qualification: OND (minimum)

Location: Ikoyi

Remuneration: 25k monthly

Interested? send CV to tempassist@outlook.com

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

Good afternoon house,my name is (bv Ayo)i'm a freelance makeup artist living in portharcourt,rivers state.

Please I need clients to patronize me,I do day-makeup,bridal and traditional makeup,makeup training and home service(and my services are VERY AFFORDABLE-trust me)I also sell n can deliver @your doorsteps original zaron products...

Contact prettydolls makeover on 08153753722,,,08060282567

Thank you very much.

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

Looking to start a catering or baking business of your own? Fresh out of school or NYSC with nothing to do? Are you a housewife who wants to earn personal income in your free time? Or are you just looking to add to your catering knowledge? Then Sweet Pea trainings are for YOU!

- Very cordial Student- teacher interactions.
- Detailed Catering training classes.
- Fun and conducive learning environment.
- A wide variety of catering courses to choose from... We've got it all!

Come and have a deliciously fun learning experience at Sweet Pea.

For registration and inquiries, call or visit us at;
Sweet Pea office, 23 road, U close, House 4b, Festac Town, Lagos.
08099786854, 09097616791, 08036954523
BB Pin: 55F9DB28
Email: sweetpeagroup@gmail.com

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SMALL CHOPS EMPIRE

‎We make delicious and affordable small chops for all occasions. We cover Lagos, Ogun and Oyo state. Call Sweet and Spicy chops today and let's add that extra colour to your events. Contact us@ 

Email:‎ smallchopsempire@gmail.com, 

Phone No: 08031156936, 09056185565 

BBPIN: 2BD54813. ‎

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SATURDAY AND SUNDAY IN HOUSE GISTS HAS A WINNER

Hello SDK and BVNs,

Happy new month! Thank God January finally ended lol.

The results have been collated below:

Total Number of comments= 160

Valid votes = 116

Invalid votes/comments= 34

Gist 1 Drunk day: 1

Gist 2 Inhaler: 1

Gist 3 Dead man is alive: 71

Gist 4 Lassa fever: 2

Gist 5 Buttocks (faeces): 2

Gist 6 Woli Irun roo mi: 1

Gist 7 Sister are you alright: 4

Gist 8 Speaking in tongues: Nil

Gist 9: Goat race: 32

Gist 10 Choir confusion: 1

Gist 11 Sorting: Nil

Gist 12 Settlement for Nothing: 1

Therefore GIST 3 is the winner!!!! *Rings bell*

Moneymaker, I miss you (your comments not your money lol) oya come back nah.

Kisses

BV 'Cocoz'

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SANDALS TO GIVE AWAY

Hello Stella, 

I trust you are doing great. Please help me post this. My cousin will be traveling next week, and will like to help anybody that wants his/her stuff urgently taken to Uk (London) and US (Newyork) to be specific, for a token amount. Payments can be made in parts; Before and during the pickup. Interested persons should please contact dipoakintola@gmail.com. for further inquiries. 'Only Legit and Light things‎'

I also have a new pair of sandals for giveaway. Anyone interested can also contact the above email.

Thanks A Million

Sorry i mistakenly deleted the lovely Sandals.

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CAKE BAKER WANTED IN PORT HARCOURT.

I want a Port Harcourt based BV who can make a perfect Minnie mouse birthday cake at a reasonable price.

If you are interested, kindly contact me on 07054660611 or viabeautifulamazon007@gmail.com 

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MANCHESTER BV OPEN SMALL CHOP BUSINESS

 I have just started a small chop business in the heart of Manchester. For all your small chops e.g. Spring rolls, meat pie. Sausage roll, plantain Mosa, puff puff,  stick meats, skewered gizzard, scotch egg.  I make small quantity of food as well maximum of 1 cooler (jollof rice and fried rice) All of the above can also be used for dedication and small thanksgiving party in church, synagogue or mosque. Prices are very ok and there's a good discount for my wonderful SDK fam. Please  don't hesitate to call me on 07446839428 or bbm 5C449B70.

Try me and you'll be glad you did.

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BALLER'S BOX GIVEAWAY

Good afternoon B.fams. I would love to give one of these boxes to a BV for valentine's gift for hubby. You'll still have the option of your personal message printed on a card inside the box. Then I'd love to gift a single pack sweater to a guy (we rarely get giveaways hehe). So the first female to mail gets one of the Ballers' Box while the first male gets the Ballers' Sweater Box.

Email is davidballer100@gmail.com
To order, please WhatsApp 08133624854. Thank you

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Tailor Needed in Kubwa Abuja

Please I need an affordable tailor in kubwa abuja. Any BVN that makes nice and affordable cloths should please contact me on WhatsApp.  08026958638 . I'm on a very low budget  please ‎.

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FEMALE IN MID 20's SEEKING FOR FLATMATE

Please I am looking for flatmate to share with or anyone that wants to share their 2 bedroom with me. Within chevron and lekki but my budget is 300-350 for total package.

There's also a self con up for rent in an estate just after VGC along mobil road. It has a store that can be used as walk in closet, with basket ball court,tennis court and swimming pool. Rent 300k service charge 50k total 420k. The room is big,ensuit with kitchen .its very close to the express too with interlocked road.

Please get to me through this email would appreciate yep140@yahoo.com

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URGENT NEED FOR ROOM MATE

Stellalious and my fellow bv good day. stella please i need an urgent help . i got an admission in imsu and im 3weeks behind i have done everything its remaining accomodation  . please i dont want to lose it i need someone i can share a room with at oji , i cant afford the whole rent as its 70k please if there is anyone who wants to share a room with me or can help me add up my money i will be so happy. the room i got yesterday will be given to another person if i dont pay today and it took me so much time to get this. i attached my admission letter for prove please help me. i am a man . i can be reached on 08095388420.

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PLEA FOR A BUYER

Hello Stella,

My mum has 15tonnes coldroom with a 5hp compressor and

a good evaporator for sale, asking price is N1.5m/Negotiable.

I can be reached on 08091693020.

Thank you

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SPARKLING BEDDINGS VALENTINE GIVEAWAY

I'm giving away a kingsize of the bed sheet attached to a married woman/man who resides in PH or is ready to foot his or her waybill expense outside port harcourt. All you have to do is be the first caller by 6pm today(sdk time o,like the IHN comes exactly 2'oclock on my phone so we'll go from there). 

Also,there's a massive discount going on, on all beddings,duvets,complete sets,bed protectors e.t.c from now till 29th february,2016.

Don't miss out on this as this could be a chance to impress the living day light out of le boo. hehe!

Please find my contact details below;

Phone number-08076311561

Whatsapp number - 08068853136

BBM PIN - 2BB7ABFE

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DASUKIGATE EXPLAINED BY BV

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA this is too damn hilarious

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Adire T-shirt and Scarf Valentine Sales

It is the Love Month...
Our Adire Hand dyed T-shirts are going for N2,500 and the scarves for N1,200.
We are based in Lagos but deliver worldwide.
We also offer aso ebi services for weddings, birthdays, burials,schools etc.
We have adire cotton,jersey,denim, chiffon, silk available.
Visit  www.instagram.com/adirelounge
What's app: +2348060154574

Shokiiii
Etisalat:656438155843044
Glo:28837924886953
Mtn:7564255479348821
Airtel: 0398445513967351

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SURVEYOR NEEDED

Please I need a surveyor for a land. Pls any good surveyor should contact me on 08037119074. My budget is not very high oo

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ANNIE'S FREE TRAINING

Good Afternoon madam Stella I won ANNIE's Free Training...My boss is very friendly and a blessing..Thank you Stella for the opportunity and big Thank you to my Boss Anita for choosing me..God bless you immensely..

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CHRONICLE UPDATE ON AS BV PREGNANT FOR AS GUY.

lols! i just read about women on web today on your blog, then i opened my mailbox only to see your mail asking me to gist you. 

well as i was seeking for advice from different places, i went to women on web. i got the answers i needed. I let go off the pregnancy. 

it was a hard decision. but God knows better. i took the pills they advised. am still bleeding, though they said it will last for 2 weeks if the medical abortion is successful. the sack is already out. just the bleeding now. 

In everything i give thanks to God. the pain was nothing to write home about. but i have to endure it. abortion is a sin yes I know. per-marital sex is also sin. that I know too. He who have not sin should cast the first stone. BVNs can be so judgmental. some don't even read to understand, they just jump into conclusion. is annoying for someone to say i was having sex during 21 days fasting. common did the person read the chronicle at all, how can i have sex and determine that i am pregnant the same month, wont i wait till my next date of menstrual period to know? since i wasn't expecting it. is unfortunate that most of our women will come under anonymous to criticize someone undergoing pains already and judge the person like they are Virgin Mary. sometimes we should face the truth. If we claim to be without sin, we deceive ourselves and the truth is not in us.(1 john 1; 8). then "What shall we say then? Are we to continue in sin that grace may abound" (Romans 6:1) God forbid. 

I had a cousin who died of this same disease. i was there through out his short life time. i know the pain and agony of the parents. i couldn't picture myself in that situation. i have to do what i need to do even though it was not the right thing. but how many of us do the right things these days. we all live by God's Grace.

one of my medical advisers said my partner was playing Smart on me because he knew he was AS all this while and he still went ahead with me claiming it fluctuates anytime he checks it. until i demanded for a confirmation test. He's just being selfish and insensitive about the whole thing. Yes he has money he can afford the test, what happens if the child is SS after the test?. evacuation right. common. how long will i continue if i marry him.  

if is going to take me all my life to ask for mercy on this matter. i will do it. but i cannot stand an SS child. i have learnt my lessons in a hard way. am paying for my mistakes all my life. but is time to move on. is time to focus on future. one day, i pray i find my match. until then, i will keep asking for Mercy. if u say God will not forgive me. that means u have not committed any type of sin before. and u wont say u don't know is a sin. "SIN IS SIN"  no matter the weight. and the wages of (any) Sin is death ( Romans 6:23).

for the BV that said her friend died cos she did an abortion, I wonder if she's God and if she has not committed sin before and she's still living? 

we all must die one day. am not justifying my actions ( i acknowledge my Sin which is the first step towards forgiveness) I read and pray with (psalm 51) every morning and night. i don't even know how long am going to do this #sobbing# but a broken and a contrite heart God never despise. i have confidence in God that one day my sins will be forgiven. He's a merciful father. He's not a man. He's way is not our way.

ok Stella, let me mention your name once, since you shouted on me for calling your name on my first mail. i was being careful this time. but i was just pouring out my heart. i felt i was discussing with u that's why. sorry i mentioned your name. it wont happen again. next chronicle u will receive from me will be a chronicle of hope. 

have a lovely day dear. God bless you.

My shouting was done jokingly

Ultimately the deed has been done and God is the Judge.

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DO YOU LIVE IN CALGARY,ALBERTA?

I currently reside in Calgary Alberta, I'm looking for female friends that also reside here too to hang out with, go shopping and do fun things together. Life here can be boring at times. Female friends between the ages of 20-24 years should add me on my pin 74A15FA7. Female friends only please.

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FOR RENT

I have  a two bedroom flat ( a parlour and two rooms with kitchen, toilet and bathroom) am renting out at a give away price in Iyana Ejigbo, Lagos. It goes 200k a year. agent and agreement fee; 30k total 230k. 

Thank you

Contact number is 08038821289

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SDK