IHN-Thursday

OMG I just fell in love with two people at the same time...I have butterflies in my stomach...

Etieroooo, Udua Mbufa etie didie? Emen Iko edi mbok, ke'mbet mbufo.

They will be my Valentines...Those of you who are boo-less,look for kids and show them some love and stop looking for men or women upandan like say una no sani say love is Universal..its cos some of you all attach love to sex thats why e dey hard una!

Meet the new men in my life up there..hehehehehehhe

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 GelaGold Cleaning Services ltd.

Gela Gold Nigeria Ltd, is a  budding professional Cleaning Company based in the City of Abuja.

We  offer professional domestic and industrial cleaning services. 

With our well trained and dedicated staffs and  the wide range of cleaning equipments  at our disposal, be rest assured of a job well done.

We Ensure  professionalism, while guaranteeing 100 percent satisfaction to our eestemed clients. 

Tel:  08188075165, 07039137286

Email: gelagoldnigeria@gmail.com

We extend our deepest gratitude and appreciation to the great strides and landmarks you've sored in the Nigerian blogosphere.

Ur  avowed determination to keep promoting   budding entrepreneurs and  their business via ur blog is nothing short of a blessing. 

Thanks a million Stella.

Victor Ajekwu for Gela-Gold Nigeria Ltd.

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Cakes by Jommy Valentine Cake Giveaway

Our valentine giveaway is going on now on our BBM channel C00250E95

10" buttercream cake each to be given to 2 winners

Join our channel to participate  

Entries open from now till sun 7th, entries will be uploaded on Monday 8th and voting will commence till Thurs 11th.

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AFFORDABLE ELECTRICIAN, AUTO-CAD TRAINING AND SOLID MINERALS CONSULTANT

I want to use this wonderful platform you have created to ask fellow BVs to patronize my brother. He is an Electrician, based in PH and also quite affordable. Please fellow BVs lets help to move his ministry to the next level. His number is 08061195272. 

Please is there any BV that can train someone on AutoCad @ an affordable fee and that also resides around Ajah environs to contact me- 0906604290. 

We all know that the Oil and Gas industry is no longer booming as it used to be. Investors, Companies and Businessmen are looking elsewhere to invest such as Agriculture and Solid Minerals. So, any BV that knows someone (home and abroad) that would like to invest or needs consultation in Solid Minerals should also contact me on 08096604290.

Best regards,

Patra.

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ENGAGEMENT RINGS VALENTINE SALES

I have some engagement rings for Valentine clearance sale. They will be perfect for a romantic Valentine proposal.

1. Round Sterling Silver with simulated diamonds sizes 8 & 9
2. Square Sterling Silver with simulated diamonds size 7
3. White Gold-Filled ring with 3 CZ stones size 8.

The original prices ranges between N10,000 and N11,000 but will be going for N7,000 each with free shipping within Lagos.
Please contact me on soteriaventures@gmail.com
God bless you all.

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PROFESSIONAL MAKEUP SERVICES AVAILABLE

Professional Makeup Services available Nationwide, all at discount prices. 

Services Available include: 

Bridal Makeovers 

(Maid of honour included)

Pre Wedding photo shoot Makeovers

Traditional Marriage Makeovers

Gele Tying, Designing and Decorating

Valentine Makeovers  (Look good for your date) 

Quick and simple face beats and touch up for different occasions and "Owambe"

Fashion / Modelling Makeovers  and lots more...

CLASSES AND TUTORIALS

Professional Makeup (Learn to be a Pro MUA)

Personal Makeup (Learn for yourself)

Home services are also available for those who would like to be taught from the comfort of their homes.

Distance is never a barrier, we travel anywhere Nationwide. 

Classes and tutorials are available at Ibadan and Lagos respectively

All at discount prices. Our contacts are : 08031355543, 08117338389‎.

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MEMO TO BV'S IN ABA

Please any BVN residing in aba that deals on

babies wholesale should contact me for delivery in calabar.Please God

fearing persons only. 08062729682.Whatsapp only.

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GIVEAWAY

I have two zaron lip liners to give out and the remaining MAC lipsticks the people I picked are yet to pickup.  

Contact : adaora29@gmail.com 

Will give the 1st two people to mail me for the lip liner. 

Please  the remaining people I picked for the MAC lipsticks if you aren't interested let me know so I can give it out to others. 

Thanks. 

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HAIR STEAMER CAP

honorable members of bvn!

 I have Electric Hair Thermal Treatment Cap for sale, It is an essential apparatus for tending your hair at home. Safe and convenient to use. 

It is a flame-resistant electronic temperature control heating cap, you can regulate the switch to your desired temperature. 

Directions for use: 

After washing your hair, towel dry hair

Apply generously your desired treatment ointment

Put on the treatment heating cap

The cap will heat up gradually (leave it on for around 10-15 min. as desired)

Remove cap and wash with water. Contact: call or whatsapp 08025141735

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SHOE GIVEAWAY

Hi Stella I have some shoes I would like to give to anyone who wants them. The black sandal is 8M The pink is 7M The office shoe is 7M Location is Abuja.  interested person(s) can send email to tcbaby2014@yahoo.com

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MY TWIN BOYS ARE 6 MONTHS OLD TODAY

Hi Stella,my name is shola ilevbare,one of your blog visitor.

Your blog has been a source of joy for me since 2014. Am a chronic addict of your blog.

Please I would love my blog family to help me thank Almighty God that today 4th february,my twin boys (Jaden and Jason) are 6months old...I will forever be grateful to God for compensating,honouring,blessing,favouring me in 2015 with this bundle of joy.i know its not everyone that will understand how joyful i feel today, because I was someone whom at a point in my life gave up on miracles,no job,no financial breakthrough, but Jesus showed me that Hes truly my God and can never think or act like man.

My prayer to anyone seeking for the fruit of the womb is that you will be celebrated in 2016...Amen

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HOUSE AGENT

Are you looking at relocating to the Lagos island?
Do you want to rent, buy house, or land at Lekki, down to Ajah axis? We have fantastic luxury houses to rent and buy at a cosy and conducive environment for you at the best affordable prizes.

Try me today by contacting me on: opusalams@live.com. Mobile: 08071725880

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GIVEAWAY APPRECIATION

Hello SDK!

One quick word, I love you die.

A big thank you to lady joy that posted the baby clothes giveaway last week.

I applied but was not based in ph, she. Had to waybill the clothes down to my station. She gave me a lot shoes, socks, clothes . I was amazed.

Thank you ma, the clothes fits her well and am so grateful.

God bless you always.

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

KITCHEN POINT PLUS offers you the best discounts on kitchen cabinet, bathroom and bedroom cabinet, wall paper wooden floor tiles, smoke extractor, wooden/security doors within and outside Lagos. Have your dream kitchen, call 08184938701 or visit our showroom at No3 addo road, beside mountain of fire, Ajah-Lekki Lagos. 

886728919024738* etisalat

0558082977057760* mtn

3081205419886333*mtn

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LEARNING HOW TO MAKE SMALL CHOPS AND COCKTAILS FOR A TOKEN

Good day stella.Thank you very much for this platform.May God bless you.please I am in need of someone who can teach me how to make small chops and cocktail drinks for a token so I can  be earning from it as I no see work all these while.please I live in ipaja and I won't mind someone staying in ipaja ,iyana ipaja or egbeda axis to teach me so that it can be easy for me.   I can be reached on 08030448911. Thanks.

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PLEA FOR CASUAL AND OFFICE WEARS

Hello Stella, i hope you remember me from my previous mail? I'm so glad to mention i have gotten a job now but please i need help. I need casual/official wears as i don't have clothes and will like to look at least average to work. My pay is not much and it is too early to borrow money to buy clothes and pay back when i get my first pay. I don't want to start incurring debt. I am female size 6-8/s-m and based in Lagos. Any female angel out there can kindly reach me on misseebony@gmail.com I won't mind shoes (41) too.

Please help her if you have anything nice to spare....Thank you.

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   Plea for patronage

Hello Stella and fellow BVs.  I am a  script writer, an awesome wordsmith, and a mind blowing plot twister, looking for an opportunity to join a team of TV writers and content providers to create great tv stories or films . I can be reached through my email-crystalnwabueze@gmail.com

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Plea for patronage

I am a fashion designer that deals with all kinds of female dresses, skirts and blouses, kaftans and all manners of trendy styles in vogue at a reasonable price.

My designs are tastefully finished and unique and I can guarantee that you will be a showstopper at any event or outing.

I am located at obanikoro estate but I can also pickup and deliver  if  you leave on lagos mainland , I.e jibowu all the way to ikeja, Gbagada ,shomolu and environs.Please call me on 08029761339 .

A trial will convince you.

Thanks.

God bless your hustle

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PLEASE SOW A HAIR MANNEQUIN INTO MY LIFE

I would like to plea for hair mannequin.  

Just started learning how to weave and fix hair, and I would love to have a mannequin to practice with on my own.  ‎ 

If you have any to give out, kindly reach me on 08097376039 via text or call. 

Thanks in anticipation.

God bless

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Appreciation for Mac Lipstick giveaway 

I want to say a big thank you to lovely bv Adaora, I picked up my mac ruby woo on Friday in her house, she was so warm and invited me into her house. God bless you real good.

Bv Seun.

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PROFESSIONAL CV AND COVER PAGE WRITING

Its never too early to start applying for your dream jobs and post graduate scholarships, even as a serving corp member you can lock down jobs and scholarships before your POP . But how can you do that when you don't have a good CV and a Cover page. 

With little above 1000 naira we are ready to write you a CV and cover page that will position you for that dream job. Contact 08067813403 or 07052248453 or oxhegun@gmail.com for your CV and Cover page today.

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SHANA HAIR

Fellow blog visitors,  kindly patronize me.  Shana human hair UK is back and better packaged, more like an upgraded version lol. The wavy option has been incorporated due to popular demand. Comes in straight hair of 14"-20" and body wave of 12"-18".

I am based in Abuja and will do free delivery nationwide to anyone that makes a purchase. Guys buy for your ladies this love season.

I can be reached on bbm: 5C0685A7, phone number (WhatsApp) : +2348058016745. Looking forward to a profitable business relationship with you all.

In the interim, please manage these "Richard cards".
Etisalat: 345379887285479
Glo:        127213493979607
MTN:     2906452117281285

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BV WHO GOT DILAPIDATED SHOES FOR SON BLESSED BY BV DEWDROP

A Big Thank you to Bv Dewdrop

Hi Stella, I sent you a mail concerning the giveaway I received on Saturday of which you posted in Monday's ihn. Bv Dewdrop dropped a comment for me to send her a mail that Monday but unfortunately for me I didn't see the comment. She dropped another comment in Tuesday's ihn . I saw it and sent her a mail. She asked for proof because she said she got series of mails from people claiming to be me. I sent her munched messages between you and me. she immediately told me to forward my account details and she credited my account with some money to get shoes for my son. I was so amazed.
Thanks a million Dewdrop, may God bless you for putting a smile on my  son's face. I really appreciate.
Thank you Stella, may God bless you mightily for touching  people's lives.

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FREE MAKE UP FOR ONE FEBRUARY BRIDE

Do we have a bride whose WHITE wedding comes up in this month of love? Then this is definitely for you. Rosblis Makeovers a division of Rosblis Cakes and Events Onitsha is here to save you that extra cost for the service of a MUA. As a way of showing love this love month to a fellow BVN,  we are giving out free makeover service to a bride whose wedding falls any weekend ahead and is holding in ANAMBRA STATE. Let's make you a queen on your day and bring out that beauty in you FREEEEEE. Whatsapp only on 08060964987 or call 07065023067. You can book for your wedding/trad makeovers, cakes and decor...

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 Bakes and Bangles.  

I make very lovely Cakes, Pastries, Small Chops and Beads at affordable prices. Just name it and I make it. 

I reside in FHA Lugbe Abuja. I also conduct training classes for all the bakes and bangles I make. 

I will love blog visitors to patronise me and get value for your money. My phone number is 08080347660 or 0703 714 4579, Bbm pin is 593F5BA6. Thanks

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PLEA TO LEARN NEW TRADE

please I want to make a plea, I want to be a female photographer, I have passion for photography and will love to learn few tricks about photography. I reside in Enugu, so anybody who is a good photographer in Enugu should help a sister with little or no cost in teaching me as I don't have much but will love to learn. please contact me tru cuttestladyv@yahoo.com or 08067326066. Thanks Everyone

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

I Am so sorry my phone crashed and I lost all my contacts and my channel that's why I haven't been updating.                

 Preggy hormones made me  forget my password used in backing up my contacts.so sorry I will open a new channel soon.                                   

Am available on whatsaap 08053903532. I have New designs for sale and delivery is now free nationwide.please kindly patronise me and help my ministry.i will do a giveaway in my next post.Thank you all.LONG LIVE SDK.

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MUA NEEDED

Hi Stella,

Please I need a makeup artist based in SE London that can teach professional Makeup and Gele for a reasonable fee. Emphasis on the "Reasonable" Please

Please send an email to phardeylush@gmail.com

Thanks

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HOUSE FOR RENT NEEDED

My sister urgently need to rent a 2 bedroom flat in Port Harcourt, her budget is N300,000 for one year.

Anywhere around eliozu, wimpy, rumukalagbo or D/line will be good for easy access to her place of work. Please call 08079992837.

God bless you SDK.

Collette

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In Support of a Needy widow FROM WHEN WOMEN LEAN FORWARD

As part of our humble commitment to empowering women, SIDA and When Women Lean Forward (WWLF) will like to support one widow with the sum of N10, 000. The first widow with valid proof of widowhood will be contacted for support.

Contact us on 0806-218-3131

Sustainable Innovations and Development Access in Africa (SIDA) in partnership with When Women Lean Forward  (WWLF) Presents

Audacious Goal Setting Workshop for Women.

 Create a bold vision for d future you want, and take action to translate your goals to reality.

There will be;

4 leading women, 1 inspired facilitator and a host of awesome women like you with dance and fun by Trump Studios.

This Saturday, 6^th Feb 2016. Hawthorn Suites by ( Sahad stores),Area 11, Garki ,Abuja @10.am.

To register Call 08062183131

NB: To attend for free, call 0806-218-3131

What are you waiting for?call the number and attend this conference,it will do you good!

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CALLING OUT CHIOMA

Hello stella and members of BVN,I want to appreciate Chioma in Taraba State who did a cake giveaway for the month of Febuary on IHN on monday, she made d cake under a short notice and my friend whose birthday is on 3rd picked it up. The cake is beautiful n my friend said it is "yum yum" sumptious.

Please patronize her if you are in Jalingo, Taraba state. Did I mention that she is a corp member? Chioma God will open doors for you. Your business will florish beyond your imagination.

This is her phone no;08189275113

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Graphic designer wanted

Good morning mrs korks,please I need an affordable in house graphic person. I can be reached on tegateee@yahoo.com. Thanks for the platform.  

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Shoe rack for give away price

Hello ladies.  I have this shoe rack for sale, I need to sell it because iv got too many shoes they can't contain.  It goes for 7k and iv used it for 1 month only. Available for pick up from Gwarimpa, Abuja. Email uwal22@yahoo.com

Fastest fingers oya over to you 

Etisalat; 

8918 4485 0792 414

935217304432352

600967400983152

MTN;

5324890906646384

6208612874632844

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PICK UP TAXI AT YOUR SERVICE

Am a cab or taxi driver that can pick you from Anambra to wherever your location is. Or from your location to your destination. I drive with care as I take the life of my passengers very important. Call 08030682138 for your immediate pickup.

Thanks Stella.

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FOR SALE

 beautiful and affordable hand bags,wrist watches, perfumes and hair clips for Bvs in Port hacourt I can be reached on 08037463551.i promise to do shoki as soon as I make sales.free ear ring for any Bv that make the first purchase

‎Attached are some of the pictures of items available in stock

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APPRECIATION TO BV STELLA

My heart is filled with so much gratitude for you and for bv Stella. 

you gave us this platform to reach out to one another. I stopped working for sometime since i had an accident that affected my legs and ever since then life hasnt been easy.

The lady in person is called Stella and she was the one that posted about the Uk second hand clothes business(okrika) i was really impressed with her, she put me through the business and made me a boss of my own. I sell in the comfort of my home without stress as she delivers to my doorstep.

Stella,I appreciate you both, God bless you . i was jobless but through you i met this lady and now am making it.

please kindly help me post this so she'll see my appreciation. 

Thanks and long live SDK blog!!!

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''BV SHOULD HELP ME

Gud morning Stella. How is everything pls I am sorry this mail is coming very late. Pls help me to post it. It is very urgent. Pls any Bv in the house should help me with any used office clothes or shoes. I just got a job newly and I have nothing to wear.anybody with good heart can reach me on 08096522790''

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VACANCY

Dear all,

There is an urgent opening in a christian school at Ogudu for a Male secretary. The requirement for the position is SSCE/OND,must be fast in typing and must be ready to start immediately. The salary and benefits are highly competitive.

Kindly send your CV to schoolhr@mictecschools.com

Mrs B.

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PETE EDOCHIE COLLECTION OF PROVERBS:

1. The little opportunity given to a monkey to wear clothes, does not guarantee it to join the dinning table.

2. Girls are like mangoes, while you are waiting for them to be ripe, others are eating them with salt.

3. Whoever presents his own head to break coconut would not be able to partake in the eating of it.

4. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word ends up fetching water for guests at her wedding.

5. A man who counts his money after withdrawing from the ATM has trust issues.

6. If something that was going to chop off your head only knocked off your cap, you should be grateful.

7. When a girl has beauty without Brains, the Private parts suffer the most.

8. Having a Female as a Best friend is like having Chicken for a pet, You will eat it some day.

9. The wolf on the hill is not as hungry as the wolf climbing the hill.

10. Never let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out.

11. Life goes on, Even if you don't want it to.

12. Drinking garri doesn't mean you're poor but allowing it to swell before drinking is poverty.

13. The buttocks are like a married couple though there is constant friction between them, they will still love and live together.

What number is your favourite?
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My favourite quote is number 7, because I see it happening everyday in all sectors of human endeavours. And it's very true... Beautiful girls without brains always have only one option to achieve their aims, to harass their male counterparts with their seductive apparatus...sink his stick deeply into their moist enclosure and suffocate him with her sweet melodic moans from their pleasure palace as they both consumate the sexual urge they radiate within them. Their beautiful charms and sweet pink pearl is the only trade they know how to sell, and men helplessly buy. Hmmmm... hope I'm not guilty of this transaction. Who can resist a beautiful woman's power of seduction?

However, even after a man's bold pyrate has dug her treasure island and looted her honey pot without sympathy, he might still deny her that she came for if he abides strictly on the principles of meritocracy. But such ladies won't understand, they will keep pushing and pushing and even offer their diamond dripping immaculate body to those that have influence over you just to succeed in their quest. 

They so much believe they are seductive goddess everyman crave for, and with their magic wand in between their chocolate shiny thighs and with the sweetest juice from their reddish rosy flower, all men must be hypnotized and worship them. Women are special species indeed. SMH!

BY Chimdi Owhorji....

HUH?Mscheeeeeew!

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Valentine Special Sales @ STRAP Interiors

Its February again...New arrivals on Beddings, 100% Fibre Pillows and Throw Pillows!!!

Buy 2 Bedding Set and get 1 Bedsheet & Pillow cases FREE...oh yes!!! you heard right.

It's the month of Love, you wondering what you should give to that loved one? Then get our Valentine inspired beddings...they are simply beautiful.

Get upto 1 year guaranty in our products. We deliver anywhere!!!

Our Products include;

• Bedding Sets (All sizes)
  
• Curtains
• 100% Fibre Pillow and Throw Pillows
• Couch and Chair covers
  

For enquiries and Order: Whatsapp/Call 08030720504 or 08091402442

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LOOKING FOR A SELF CONTAINED ROOM

Please my dear SDK family I am in need of a neat Room self Contained apartment around surulere and environs, it can extend to yaba palmgroove,apapa road, shomolu area.

I really hope and pray I can get a place from a direct contact or someone moving out soon that I can replace. I do not have money for agents or something expensive now due to circumstances beyond my control. ( I have about 100 /120 K).

I can be reached on 0814 407 6841 by txt messages or calls. I would get back to you as soon as I can.

Thank you. 

Ola

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Signing out in Isoko and efik.
SDK Omote oghene..
Abgradagbururu aro ra ro ma me.
Oghene aro toh meh
Oooo ose meh,doh!

Fiki owe meh ti bo dera.

*sweating*

Eme wo bi rio meh? Hisssssss!

Nwan emi odiongode ete ke'idighe mfin Ke mbom mbom ese edem, 

Ama afiak otok mi, unamikot ofon akan fi.hehehehhehehehehehe

WRAP IT UP OR ABSTAIN!!