Is your mother a true Nigerian?.......
Nigerian actor Omoni Oboli is a mother with 3 lovely boys. |
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1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!"
2) When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, “Drop it on my head."
3) When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.
4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you press your phone every night”
5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she replies, “So the person that took first has two heads abi?”
6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.
7) When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel.
8) When you tell her you are going to a friend's place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend come here to play with you?
9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own with yours.
10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween.
11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or
paper.
12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me''.
13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse.
14) When you ask her to refund the money you borrowed her and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?''
LMAO!
Our Mothers are wonderful.
True or false?
Soooo true. Lol
ReplyDeleteThis is sooooo true. U will here ween, dat part got me laffing real hard. God bless our mums
DeleteSo trueeeeeeee! Am so number 10 with my toddler.
DeleteThe first post on this Nigerian mother joke was the bomb! I Still have some screen shots of that post. Very hilarious post.
DeleteLmao!
Is it a coincidence that my mum met with all the above criteria. 100%. The money aspect is d worst for me as a kid. She will say "which money are u referring to?"
DeleteSo true, God bless all the mothers out there,Mother's are indeed special. And God bless my and keep my mother for me .amen
DeleteNa end time mama we get nowadays.
ReplyDeleteLmao
ReplyDeleteSo true
ReplyDeleteSo true! My mum is guilty of everything listed.. I Love her to pieces though!
ReplyDeleteMy mum doesn't do 3, or 4 because the minute I say I feel sick she is already worried.
ReplyDeleteShe doesn't do 5 because I am always top in my class.
She doesn't do 9 either because on the contrary she begs me to eat.
Does this mean my mum isn't Nigerian? Oh well.
Hahahahah dream com tru babe
DeleteShe doesn't do that because it's either she was never there or you grew up with your granny
DeleteSo true.
ReplyDeleteNo 3 is not my mum. Even all the Christmas food brought to our house back then went to the dustbin only the meat I was able to fap cos I was one hell of an alonga as a kid. That's just how they were brought up.
DeleteChoi! So true o. Very very true. NÃ¥ mama Ochuko be dis o.lol
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ReplyDeleteSo true...mothers rock!
ReplyDeletesooo true.. hahahaha
ReplyDeleteOver wonderful dey worry them, bunch of amazing beings...when they are not in their elements
ReplyDeleteTrue!!! LMAO
ReplyDeleteThis is just my mom. But I love her still
ReplyDeleteSo true lol
ReplyDeleteSpot on. I could relate with all. lol. I love you mama!
ReplyDeleteTrue. My mother refused to rest. if she has nothing to do, she will just continue being restless. Mothers are joy
ReplyDeleteOdiegwu
ReplyDeleteNot 2day's mothers oh
ReplyDeleteNot 2day's mothers oh
ReplyDeleteWhen you do something wrong and she says 'is dis how you'll be behaving in your husband's house'?
ReplyDeleteLol
We all experienced these......
ReplyDeleteMy mom said everything or did everything there except for 3 and 9
ReplyDeleteThe most annoying is calling someone that is inside the room to come give her cold water from the fridge that is in the sitting room and she's in the sitting room.
And I'll be like Haba mommy, you are in the sitting room na and I'm in the room
And she will say ehen, how has that changed the fact that I want to drink water..
Or when she will beat you and say you shouldn't cry. If not more crying will bring more beating..
Or when she asks for her changes dats after you must have thought she has forgotten
Your mom na confirmed Nigerian
DeleteLmao. Kikikikiki kukukukuk kekkekekkekkkekek kakakakakakka ehehheheheeh
ReplyDelete1, 3, and 10. My mum is just funny
ReplyDeleteLol. So true. God bless our mums
ReplyDeleteChai.. I swear my mama na typical Nigerian with this list so. I miss my childhood ooooo
ReplyDeleteTrueeeeee
ReplyDeleteVery true... LMAO
ReplyDeleteWith all their jaguda,
ReplyDeleteThey cry the most when you about to leave the house for University, Marriage or overseas.
Nigerian Mom Rocks!
Very true.lol
ReplyDeleteLmao. My mum will be asleep but once u try turning off the tv she'll say leave am I dey watch am .
ReplyDeleteAll true
ReplyDeleteThis is a repeat post, it's not been long you posted this! Some time last year.
ReplyDeleteThe last one is so my mum. She loves money more than federal government.
ReplyDeleteWow I am so happy, I send home 3700£ and I got one million! I pray d rate remain like this till I complete my second house! Kikikikiki
Do you know how many people re suffering because of naira devaluation. You re there praying for it to remain that way because of your greed.
DeleteAnon.
DeleteYou are wicked.
No. 9..my mum will say come and chop my eye..lol..choi..mothers
ReplyDeleteHow many times you wan post this tin,u have posted this tin b4 n is becoming boring.
ReplyDeleteNa dis kind thing bvn d like na.
DeleteHow I love my Mum!
ReplyDeleteGod bless her sweet gentle soul for me.
So true
ReplyDelete8,5,4,1,14,13,11,10,
ReplyDeleteI experienced first hand hahaha
Hahahaha I read this somewhere before. Hilarious and I can so relate.
ReplyDeleteBe anxious for nothing, but in everything by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests be made known to God. And the peace of God, which surpasses all comprehension, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus.
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You read it here boo.
DeleteI am Nos 4,7,13 to the core.
ReplyDeleteNo wonder you have nt being commenting. Goodluck
DeleteMy mum is not guilty of any, but I am guilty of number 1 only.
ReplyDeleteHahahahah...Typical of all Nigerian mothers especially old school ones. That number 10 is very funny especially after u don receive beating finish and she expects u not to cry.
ReplyDeleteTrue o!
ReplyDeleteWhen she says during my school days, I always come first in class. Who now takes second n last? Loool
ReplyDeleteyes indeed! trying to call mine since morning, phone number not available. getting impatient
ReplyDeleteChei so true lwkmd
ReplyDeleteMy mum used to look at my lips then and say, 'is lipstick finished in the market? Let me give you money so you'll buy some more. It's not red enough'.
ReplyDeleteSo sarcastic!
'Mummy, thanks for the dress. How much is it? '
'Will you give me the money, if I tell you? '... lol.
God bless our mothers jare.
E no easy.
#WhiteDiamondOut
That's my mom's usual line. Will you give me back.
DeleteMy mom didn't do most of those things.
I have hidden the remote before so my brother will not balance well and watch his Fav tv show after he "committed" LMAO!!
So true#lmao#iloveminedaku
ReplyDeleteNaija mums rock!
ReplyDeleteLove you mum!!!
Lmao... Choi My dear Mama.
ReplyDeleteSo true..my mum used to be so guilty of no 8..but now..she has changed...One thing I love about my mum is that she always pays back when ever I lend her my money...This Christmas. I borrowed 10k from her and when I wanted to pay her..she told me to keep it..I love you mum..
ReplyDeleteMummy I love u
ReplyDeleteIya ni wura. I miss my mum... You just describe her.
ReplyDeleteTrue ooooo!
ReplyDeleteMy mum that tells you the reason you have a flat bum is because you lay on the bed a lot.
lmao
Hahahahahahahahahahahaahaha
Deletelmao
DeleteDem don barb their hair. Nice one.
ReplyDeleteMe; "mama I nor belleful, mom,dem dey follow ur bell go kaduna.
ReplyDeleteMom, go mama Nancy bring me bitter leaf..me, but rain dey fall..ooh you bi salt abi.
Lool not all. My mum never brought food from a party in nylon 😂 Tf. Lol why take the remote to work . Which kind mama be that. Just 1,13 and 14 applies to mine.
ReplyDeleteLmao
ReplyDeleteTrue
ReplyDeleteThe remote ish can pepper me ehh
ReplyDeletetrue o, my mother is really a Nigerian. option 11 to 14 all d way.
ReplyDeleteSo very true stells
ReplyDeleteSo true...love my mother!
ReplyDeletetrue talk o my father own na be say water near am but him go shout my name me way dey room o to come give am water
ReplyDelete#GODWIN™
Funny......African mommas are simply the best...
ReplyDeleteYea my mom rocks
ReplyDeleteyes indeed they are wonderful
ReplyDeleteEver True!
ReplyDeleteMy mum is the best, I pray I get a good job so I can take good care of her. My mum is a true mother.
ReplyDeleteSo so true.Lmao.God bless all mothers and mothers to be.
ReplyDeleteLol. Nigerians and creativity.
ReplyDeleteI love my mother, that number 14 ehn,my mum likes using that line,one she just came back from church and told me,"yemi tell me you've dash me all the money I owe you cos I can't repay you again"..lol
ReplyDeleteyes oooo
ReplyDeleteAll very correct....naija mothers giving it to you the way it is since forever
ReplyDelete"When she calls your name one million times a day" . The way naija mothers send you ehnnn, you will be enjoying a film, next thing you hear ur name. God help you, u don't get up on time and answer ur name. They will call you sotey you will even be hearing ur name when dere is no one calling you. When I became a big girl at 16, I started doing selective hearing. Answering only when d errand favors me, d time it doesn't favor me, I will keep hearing my name, I won't answer, I go dey claim "mummy I didnt hear you. My mother even when you are sick, she will still blame you for the sickness. If you have cold she will say, "when all you do is sleep under AC, or if "all you do is drink ice water". As if it's only AC and cold water that causes cold and catarrh.
ReplyDeleteHehehe so true
ReplyDeleteI love my mother, that number 14 ehn,my mum likes using that line,one day, she just came back from church and told me,"yemi tell me you've dash me all the money I owe you cos I can't repay you again"..lol
ReplyDeleteGod please continue to grant my mother eternal rest in ur bosom.
ReplyDeleteThank u for also making me a strong mother even when I didn't have anyone to teach me or do omugwo for me n teach me all I should know. I am certain I am one of the best moms of my days and my son loves me to the end of the world.
God bless all the mothers out there. If u have a mom. Value her. She might not be there tomorrow.
It is well sweety
DeleteHahaha so true. Especially watching tv with my mum, damn she will sleep off and warn you not to change the channel.
ReplyDeleteTrue jare!! Mothers r d BEST!!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha... Stella this is so true.
ReplyDeleteI can relate with almost everything listed above... #Hilarious
I love my mum to the moon and back.
#MothersRock
ALL THESE ARE SO TRUE.
ReplyDeleteWOW,ALL MOTHERS ARE THE SAME.
Hahahahahaha...
ReplyDeleteI do all these except bringing food from a party...
My children don hear for my hand...
When she ask you for explanations for ur action and you try to explain,and she shouts shutup,dont talk when am talking
ReplyDeleteOMG i can't stop laughing. No 10 really got to me. True Nigeria Mothers. I can really identify with these facts
ReplyDeleteI love my mom. She is the best!b I am willing to bring down haven because of her any day and anytime
ReplyDeleteAll except 3! Shout out to my mother resting in God's bosom. I love you so much mum... you know I do!
ReplyDeletebuhahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteso true
So true.
ReplyDeleteI can totally relate.
the last one got me in stitches
ReplyDeleteOver true oooo.... I was a victim to almost everything mentioned... Hhhhhhaaa
ReplyDeleteSo true...hehehe
ReplyDeleteMy 2mums are the bestest
God bless you both
They truly are.
ReplyDeleteMotherhood rocks menh.
This thing u r doing to me, ur children will do it to u too.
ReplyDeleteNo 6 just cracked me up big time.
ReplyDeleteWhen she beat you and still want u to eat immediately....lool
ReplyDeleteVery true.
ReplyDeleteIf I hear Peem.....hahaha
ReplyDelete174 comment 2016
True
ReplyDeleteChia number 13 Lmao, my late dad is found of that d man can send massage for Africa, sometimes if u sit down doing noting he will look for work for u lol.
ReplyDeleteDis really cracked me up.... And No(10) is just d bomb, dos words definitely scares a child into silence
ReplyDeleteTrue oooooooo, full blooded Nigerian woman.
ReplyDeleteMothers rock!
ReplyDeleteSo True ha Nigerian mums are the best. I. mean those who really brought up their children.
ReplyDeleteThe heat for a naija mum to bring you up no be here they are faced with challenges on daily basis. Kudos to all the mothers who endured
1,2,7,10,12 hehehehehe! Can't stop lmaoooooooooooooo!
ReplyDeleteStella u re Bae I swear,this just complete my day. #memorylane
I do number 2,5 and 13!
ReplyDeleteYou can't try the rest with western world kids. But Na number 13 dey vex my children nor be small but dem nor dey talk peem...lol
Mrs Smith was here
My mother dearest... She'll say
ReplyDelete"MTN free night calls is why you won't stop having sore-throat. You think anything in Naija is free."
Her superstitions and myths no be here. But I love her. My gem; my bestie.
This comment cracked me up. Hahahahah
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ReplyDeletei wonder how Patience Ozorkwors mom was really like as she grew up.
ReplyDeleteMy mom is 1, 7 and 10 while growing up.. 11, 13 nd 14 sometimes .
ReplyDeleteMy mom is 1, 7 and 10 while growing up.. 11, 13 nd 14 sometimes .
ReplyDeletemy mom is d best even dou I didn't enjoy her much.....
ReplyDeleteDats typical Nigerian mum for you.
My mama na winch, na my mama, my mama no fine na my mama. I love her forever and a day. No 7 is so her, especially when she is watching africa magic.
ReplyDeleteso true mehn, i am a mother too.
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