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Friday, February 26, 2016

Guilty?



Guess what?


 I am there right now!!!....Hehehehehehehehhe.

 Hello......

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136 comments:

  1. Ezemmuo Na Ejele Mbanile Ozi Nke Bi Na Mmiri26 February 2016 at 15:06

    Thats me up there.
    Lolz

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    1. Brown Sucre26 February 2016 at 15:49

      Guilty,guilty,guilty all the way mehn

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    2. Martins (GlossyMart Tech Gadgets 07037317400 or 08116202737)26 February 2016 at 16:51

      If charger and wall socket dare to be there;i no fit come out again be that ooo..

      @MARTINS ABOY

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    3. Monet26 February 2016 at 20:04

      All the time. Sometimes i just go to pee and spend like 30 mins there. Lord have mercy!

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    4. Anonymous26 February 2016 at 21:58

      Nne what kind of question is this? The only thing to do when you are shitting is text na. U can whatsapp, tweet, Facebook, Instagram, bbm, comment on blogs, check your email, in fact...shitting has become a more pleasurable experience of recent. I personally look forward to opening my nyansh at any opportunity I get.

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    5. Unknown27 February 2016 at 07:43

      Ahahahah. I'm right there now too. My bathroom is my mini haven...u won't understand. I literally do my thinking on my toilet. It can sweet ehn.. not necessarily doing the 'dodo' o.. I just love to tarry on it for so so long. Cos of this I have a separate bathroom from everyone else cos I hate to be disturbed while in here. Got my iPad and mags with my phones.. plus I gist on the phone too. You see why I say it's my mini haven? Lol.

      OK bye

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    6. Unknown27 February 2016 at 07:44

      Btw, be like say my ass don carry the toilet bowl map sef cos of too much sitting. Lol

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  2. Chidinma Grace26 February 2016 at 15:08

    Guilty n guilty.

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    1. PLATINUM26 February 2016 at 16:55

      I am soo guilty. Wen im not wit my fone I feel incomplete. How can this be so!

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    2. Cocoz26 February 2016 at 19:02

      I'm more than guilty!!!!lool

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  3. Thatigbobabe(Lilyflower)26 February 2016 at 15:08

    All the time mehn! Even when I wana shower. Smh

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  4. Guess Who26 February 2016 at 15:08

    GUILTY. I sit there till I can't feel my legs anymore

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  5. Unknown26 February 2016 at 15:08

    I do it amost every day

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  6. Unknown26 February 2016 at 15:08

    I don't cos I am never addicted to my phone. Never. My phone follows me to the rest room if I am expecting a very important call or receiving the call already and I have to use the toilet.

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    1. Unknown26 February 2016 at 15:46

      Stella will you kip kwayet?
      It's your fault, I was not guilty of it until I started visiting your blog. Witch!

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    2. STARRY LARRY26 February 2016 at 15:57

      Same here o @Lepa shandy




      *Larry was here*

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    3. Unknown26 February 2016 at 16:56

      Lepa shandy you are funny. Lmao @ faulting Stella.

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    4. Vivaciara26 February 2016 at 17:13

      Lol Lepa shandy.
      True it's Stella's fault.

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    5. Scarlett J. 26 February 2016 at 17:50

      I don't think deres anyone who doesn't do it o even Kate middleton the duchess of Cambridge

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  7. Anonymous26 February 2016 at 15:09

    Where I see Data thief foe my house. The smell that is oozing out will not even allow you sit on the Wc not to talk of pressing phone.

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  8. Unknown26 February 2016 at 15:09

    i love that a lot,guilty as charged

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  9. Unknown26 February 2016 at 15:09

    Hahaha am so guilty expecially when I just wake up in the morning and I have to check my mails,chats etc.
    Coz that would be the only time to do it bf I have my bath and zoom off.

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    1. IVORY 26 February 2016 at 16:06

      exactly! when i wake up n when i wanna shower at night. i sit there till my limbs become numb.lol

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  10. Unknown26 February 2016 at 15:10

    Not up to an hour I just did it

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  11. IVORY 26 February 2016 at 15:10

    I am number 1 on the list.lol

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  12. xxxTrinityxxx26 February 2016 at 15:10

    I never do. I always rush in and rush out of toilets. Don't like spending time there. I can play with my phone all I want on my bed biko

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  13. Unknown26 February 2016 at 15:11

    Who goes to the bathroom with out a phone??

    I can't imagine that..

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    1. Duchess Moe26 February 2016 at 15:48

      Like seriously. Who does that? How can you not go to the toilet and bathroom with your phone.

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    2. Martins (GlossyMart Tech Gadgets 07037317400 or 08116202737)26 February 2016 at 17:04

      Lol @Duchess...my own routine is

      Toilet- reading Sdk or replying mails/chats

      Bathroom- Listening to music

      I cant bath without the music playing;except in an environment where am new to..i will just try to hold myself not to play the music so as not to constitute any sort of nuisance..

      @MARTINS ABOY

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    3. Eka Joy26 February 2016 at 17:17

      When I even have candy crush to play, I will now be 'shitting' in boredom.

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  14. Anonymous26 February 2016 at 15:11

    Lol...When it comes to this, I'm so so guilty.

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  15. ChiBanks26 February 2016 at 15:12

    Lmao I do, but don't make calls in the toilet.

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  16. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady26 February 2016 at 15:12

    Lmao. Am even doind DAT @ d moment.

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  17. Ego lag26 February 2016 at 15:13

    Very guilty

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  18. Emjay26 February 2016 at 15:13

    So me, in short without it, d tin nor dey complete.

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  19. STARRY LARRY26 February 2016 at 15:13

    I do it simply because of SDK





    *Larry was here*

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  20. SWAG LAFRESH 26 February 2016 at 15:13

    I do it a lot.

    I heard it's haram for typical Muslims to do this. Howw true?

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    1. STARRY LARRY26 February 2016 at 15:55

      That's if you're using it to make or receive call. What I know is that as a Muslim, it's not good to talk when you're in the toilet or bathroom.




      *Larry was here*

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    2. SWAG LAFRESH 26 February 2016 at 16:45

      Really? I dey learn everyday

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    3. young FOREVER26 February 2016 at 19:08

      Lafresh, r u a Muslim?

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    4. SWAG LAFRESH 27 February 2016 at 00:03

      I'm not a muslim.

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    5. Just Mee27 February 2016 at 07:17

      Yeaa! Muslims don't talk while in there.
      Else their 'guardian angel' depart from them. So one of them told me.

      Even to respond to a knock there-in. **remember those schooling days in the north**

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  21. The General's Wife26 February 2016 at 15:13

    Hahhahahahahha

    And d funny thing is dat I am always talking to myself,willing myself "Why don't u just leave d phone,finish up ur business and just leave???
    You know u can do this on the couch,on ur bed,somewhere very comfy,relaxed...."

    But For where?
    The mind is willing,d strength is there but my Bum isn't just getting up!

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    1. Anonymous26 February 2016 at 17:16

      The general house wife plx drop your email

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    2. Lepa shandy's lesB boo.Cheap B.I.T.C.H27 February 2016 at 05:04

      I am so guilty in everything, eating pussy or doing the doggie style in the bathroom and checking your email or sextesting during ecstacy can add an extra 10 mins or more to that special moments
      If you b 5sec man, this is the answer to your sorrow, thank me later

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  22. QUEENAMYLovesAccessBank26 February 2016 at 15:13

    I do it a lot joor infact lemme go there. Mid cycle pain dey worry me die

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  23. Joblesshousewife26 February 2016 at 15:13

    ME TOO...

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  24. Anonymous26 February 2016 at 15:13

    Even my mother does this...How much more

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  25. AdeEsther26 February 2016 at 15:14

    No, I don't

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  26. Vivaciara26 February 2016 at 15:14

    Hahahaha
    I do it sometimes.

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  27. BASED ON LOGISTICS 26 February 2016 at 15:15

    I'm in there now reading and typing chronicles sef... no time to waste!
    E no concern anybody joor lol

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  28. Esther26 February 2016 at 15:15

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    1. young FOREVER26 February 2016 at 19:09

      U v tried. Well done Esther

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    2. Anonymous27 February 2016 at 00:52

      Young forever I don laff tire, Esther u hv really tried 😑😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  29. Anonymous26 February 2016 at 15:15

    My GF always wants me inside there with her while she's shitting, saying if i love her it wouldn't matter, abeg how does that show love??? The smell na die.

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    1. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady26 February 2016 at 15:43

      Ask google

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    2. Duchess Moe26 February 2016 at 15:50

      You love me you love my shit? Bad geh!

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    3. James26 February 2016 at 18:17

      Dirty senseless duo.@anon 15:15 why don't you eat her sh*t to prove u love her.

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  30. Love made me26 February 2016 at 15:15

    Hahahahaha...I'm so guilt of this....I read ihn in d toilet...lol#

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  31. Unknown26 February 2016 at 15:16

    I'm so so guilty that it seems so normal to me.

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  32. Ada Nwanbueze26 February 2016 at 15:17

    Guilty

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  33. Akorede Olushola26 February 2016 at 15:17

    This is what am doing right now. Millinion Plaze in central area Abuja opposite NNPC tower is on fire and people are trapped inside. May God help us oooooo

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  34. Anonymous26 February 2016 at 15:17

    Very Guilty...

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  35. Anonymous26 February 2016 at 15:19

    Hahahah..funny enough I opened this post doing this...u be winch Stella...lol

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  36. Unknown26 February 2016 at 15:19

    Hahahaha android generation! We have gotten so stuck to our phones as though they are the very air that we breathe. Precious Core Blog

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  37. Blackberry26 February 2016 at 15:20

    Guilty as charged!

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    1. Kayanmata (NATURAL APHRODISIAC) D623C11B... 08120062969...Order now! 26 February 2016 at 17:10

      All the time, mehn... Can't begin to count how many candy crush levels I crushed while doing tht!

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  38. Amanda favour26 February 2016 at 15:21

    Lmao
    I do this a lot..lol

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  39. Unknown26 February 2016 at 15:21

    Its My hobby

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  40. Cherry Topaz26 February 2016 at 15:22

    I plead guilty mehn....My Lord pass the sentence, IDGAF!

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  41. Unknown26 February 2016 at 15:22

    I do so a lot, it was novels or magazines before but now it's my mobile fone. I dey on data down before I enter toilet to avoid stories that touch, my mum complains ehn but mine is better. My bro's own is worse, he can spend an hour in toilet with his mobile phone , mumsy will shout tire, even begs us to allow her use d toilet 1st if d operation wants to happen d same time. Hehehe... *nautyadults*

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  42. Tejeezy26 February 2016 at 15:22

    Guilty...but don't do so often.

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  43. excited courtesy26 February 2016 at 15:22

    me ooooooo, lolz

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  44. Ghanaman26 February 2016 at 15:24

    Guilty as charged!


    *Ghanaman signing out*

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  45. Unknown26 February 2016 at 15:24

    Not guilty biko

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  46. FRESH26 February 2016 at 15:24

    First thing in the morning. Everytime I go in there.

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  47. Anonymous26 February 2016 at 15:25

    LOL, almost everyone is guilty of this.

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  48. Peaceful peace26 February 2016 at 15:25

    Hahaaha this is so me, always texting on the throne, no rushing, just bliss, I have a friend that never wants to touch my phone cus she has this deluded opinion of poop accidentally touching it. Lol

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  49. Unknown26 February 2016 at 15:25

    My wifey is super guilty of doing this...Lmao

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  50. Mosiwomeka26 February 2016 at 15:26

    We all do jor

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  51. Queen Realtor��‍♀️ Call me for your verified lands.26 February 2016 at 15:26

    This is a habit for me, dunno if it's bad or good.

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  52. young FOREVER26 February 2016 at 15:26

    I am over guilty sef.and guess what?97% of d time,it's ur blog I am catching up with.its like my own spare time (me-time)from d kids.hehehehohoh

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  53. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)26 February 2016 at 15:27

    Not guilty may be in the future

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  54. Chy 🌹26 February 2016 at 15:27

    lmaoooo..i am so guilty
    Remembering those days i used to read mills and boom in d toilet,newspapers too, especially entertainment columns,and d tin can sweet eeeh..hahahahahahahaha

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    1. Iphie dearie26 February 2016 at 20:23

      Choi,those days I will just cover the mills and boom with my school book so my mom does not badge in on me. Hehehe

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  55. Empress CHO26 February 2016 at 15:27

    Lol.......i was just in there and opened SDK and vavavooooooom. It's a mini vacay when i'm in the loo with my tab.

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  56. Cheeomaah26 February 2016 at 15:27

    Hahahaha...omo, on this 1 ehn, Guilty na my first and middle name.

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  57. Iphie dearie26 February 2016 at 15:28

    Omg! Guilty,especially during no phone moments.
    I sneak off and check what's happenin' around on ma phone.

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    1. Unknown27 February 2016 at 07:51

      I spend more time in the bathroom than I do in my room or anywhere else. Matter of fact, most of the comments I type on this blog are are from my toilet seat. That's the only place my attention is 100% . Lol

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  58. Yori Yori Princess26 February 2016 at 15:29

    Me can't put my bombom on that seat at all. D fear of infection self will not let me. Not Guilty

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    1. Unknown26 February 2016 at 16:58

      Chai! Did you read what's up there? Mgbo loveme jeje?

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    2. nzubeizuu26 February 2016 at 18:55

      Lol

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    3. Anonymous26 February 2016 at 19:23

      Because u are a dirty girl and ur toilet is dirty too,why won't u fear infection? Ehn,loveme jeje,dirty girl.

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    4. Blackberry's 2nd office boo27 February 2016 at 05:13

      Your clit is too long, make you go circumcise

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  59. Unknown26 February 2016 at 15:29

    Kikikikikikiki mischievous laugh.. I'm soooo guilty of this..lol

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  60. Panacea26 February 2016 at 15:30

    Guilty... I do it till my leg cramps

    Altho I have this crazy image. That someday in between tryna juggle the bowl..my fone would drop in


    Hey..its not possible tho


    I always drop my fone on the hand basin.

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  61. Anonymous26 February 2016 at 15:31

    I was guilty of it but I noticed it on time and decided to swap the phone for my Bible study. So when ever am there I make sure I read a chapter or 2 before coming out. I encourage you guys to try it and see the change that you would experience in your life will blow your mind. Hehe

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  62. African Royalty 4Sure26 February 2016 at 15:33

    Check out d flat tummy.

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  63. Unknown26 February 2016 at 15:33

    Guilty

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  64. Linc26 February 2016 at 15:34

    Menhhh!!Am so guilty as charged.

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  65. Anonymous26 February 2016 at 15:36

    That's the best place to think hubby would say lool

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  66. calabar chick26 February 2016 at 15:36

    I do this everyday...

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  67. The diplomat26 February 2016 at 15:36

    Guilty *covers face* kikikikiki

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  68. cutiepearl26 February 2016 at 15:36

    GUILTY ooooo! will commit another as soon as I get home.

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  69. cutiepearl26 February 2016 at 15:37

    GUILTY ooooo! will commit another as soon as I get home.

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  70. somebody26 February 2016 at 15:37

    my favourite place, sometimes my war room too....i can't go to poo without my phone or daily devotional book.....

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  71. Anonymous26 February 2016 at 15:38

    I do it a lot, it makes shiting worthwhile, lol but in my toilet only.

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  72. Ujayceema goo26 February 2016 at 15:39

    I'm so guilty of this and i enjoy it alot especially if the aproko is on another level

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  73. kelly26 February 2016 at 15:40

    Guilty

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  74. JESSIE26 February 2016 at 15:40

    LOL THAT IS SO ME.....

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  75. Miss Ess26 February 2016 at 15:41

    So guilty.....choi!

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  76. Fine Sisi26 February 2016 at 15:41

    My exact position right about now! Caught in the act. Lol

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  77. Anonymous26 February 2016 at 15:49

    Of course , I do that always. I usually have the greatest concentration while on the commode.

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  78. Shyla26 February 2016 at 15:55

    Guilty. Even if the battery is low and Nepa bring light to charge am, I must finish the matter first. Lol

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  79. elle26 February 2016 at 15:57

    I do it always. It's actually my best chatting position

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  80. Unknown26 February 2016 at 16:18

    Its like dere 5g network dere... Tis always fast

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  81. MUMMY ANTHONY-CLEVER26 February 2016 at 16:27

    Am so so guilty, I can't count how many times my phone fell inside water cos of this. Na narrow escape I still dey cos e never fall for toilet I never still flush the phone , maybe that's when I ll learn.

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  82. MUMMY ANTHONY-CLEVER26 February 2016 at 16:29

    Am so so guilty, I can't count how many times my phone fell inside water cos of this. Na narrow escape I still dey cos e never fall for toilet I never still flush the phone , maybe that's when I ll learn.

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  83. Otuonye Chidera26 February 2016 at 18:14

    I am the most guilty person on this

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  84. Anonymous26 February 2016 at 21:30

    OMG!What a coincidence!! I clicked on the post,and while it was opening, i headed to the toilet. Only to be faced as i sat on the closet with the pic above. I LOL 😄😃😀😀

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  85. Anonymous26 February 2016 at 21:44

    Doing it right now n practicaly @ d end of everyday....lol.

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  86. Anonymous27 February 2016 at 09:07

    I used to go there with newspapers, but later graduated to my phone. In fact everyone in my household do it. Reality check

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  87. Anonymous27 February 2016 at 09:08

    I used to go there with newspapers, but later graduated to my phone. In fact everyone in my household do it. Reality check

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  88. Anonymous27 February 2016 at 09:51

    No wonder people's phones smell like shit

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  89. pearl28 February 2016 at 17:20

    this is so me, i feel using the rest room without my phone is incomplete.

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