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Is this supposed to make me laugh or I should just form my own #LifeInUniben when I know I didn't school there?
ReplyDeleteNot interested jare.
DeleteLMAO, in Uniport Med sch. You will be told that you can only score an A if you are the DISEASE! I am like so I have to turn to HIV or Cancer first Abeg give me some C there.
DeletePharmacology department will now plot a graph /Histogram with 90% of the class at the bottomless pit.
All med students for uniport na Bornagain nauuuuu, Infact they all see vision. Lmao once they get to year6, dats when they will start showing small small true colour.
Hmnnn: only in Uniport they will give you attempted university certificate!
DeleteThat one na to block person destiny, I better answer illiterate.
UNN, ur a babe and venture into d male hostel.. Eni Njoku, Mbanefo or Alvan, na so so "Tanker" ur name go become.. chai..
DeleteShout out 2 Galore and Eka Joy. Finally, Eka Joy, I hv decoded u. I wsnt 2 sure but after ds ur Aja Nwachukwu story, I cn totally say I ws right all along.. hehehhehehehehe
Great Uniben...I hail...if you've never taken the night stroll in between artworks in Ekenwan campus...
DeleteBoys be waiting outside chicken coop for girls...
Fufu and veggies at the back gate...
Famous Theatre hall never lacks and audience...
Night rehearsals...
Moving artworks middle of the night...
If you finish from uniben, you will understand better. It was so interesting, lifeinuniBenin was so sweet. Toseton food was expensive at that time, so we had to wait for any of our frds toaster to take us there. I never regretted schooling there. Engineering babe for life, great uniben.... Greeeeeaaaaat unibeeeen student.
DeleteWhen u get a call "miss anonymous, ur attention is needed at schl security" u will start thinking of all ur fathers sins.. #lifeinuniben
DeleteBla bla bla
ReplyDeleteThe light own got me remembering my days in aja nwachukwu. Bello and eyoita will be flexing light, aja will be suffering. Worst unn hostel ever.
ReplyDeleteLol! Bello n eyo ita rocks.but slessor became d bomb of recent
DeleteSlessor na ajebor hostel naa...I stayed at hill top(those days of no light there)frm there to Catholic hostel,then oduah lodge at beach junction. Those days mehn...
DeleteIf u stayed in ekosodin nd u didn't eat.. Apex rice.. Hotel d backyard.. U missed mhen
DeleteI was at Bello Hall. The Belloship was out of this world.guys be trooping in and out looking for Babe's to spoil
DeleteEka joy my sister..pls explain to me how to get blog id..include in all ur comments today will acknowledge as soon as I see it. thanks dear
DeleteI was at Bello Hall. The Belloship was out of this world.guys be trooping in and out looking for Babe's to spoil
DeleteI was at Bello Hall. The Belloship was out of this world.guys be trooping in and out looking for Babe's to spoil
DeleteOmo see my fellow lioness.Akintola and Akpabio remains d best hostel especially d free movement no gate locking and stubborn girls full there
DeleteLol
ReplyDeleteDidn't attend uniben
But I can relate
More like #nigerianfederaluniversities#
When everyone is forming serious jacking in Engineering and you're sleepy but too scared to leave and then NEPA seizes power and every one shouts 'thank God'...lol. #lifeinuniben. Great a Uniben!!
DeleteBuhahahahha. ...Greatest uniben students
DeleteU go 4 nyt class in faculty..even wide awake dey fit steal ur fone.. Happened 2me twice.. E b lyk jazz
DeleteI remember the rats in flats. Went for hols and by the time we came back, rats had destroyed a lot of items in d room, including eating d plastic part of my roomie's iron.
ReplyDeleteConfirm unn babe.I rep isa-kaita 118.
DeleteKikikikikikikiki.... Those dilapidated flats..I hope students don't stay there anymore or have they bn renovated? E don tey.
DeleteThe last time I was there, they were still same oh. But e don tey sha
DeleteIsakaita is dope now,they hv renovated it
Delete'You on red, what do I mean by lipids '
ReplyDeleteKwakwakwakwa
'Jackophite, Jackometer'
So true.
'I want to confess, i'm a witch ' and the boy started crying.
I almost choked while laughing.
Uni experiences... chai!
Stellz, wey your own na? * side eyes *
#WhiteDiamondOut
That confession and the crying part got me in stitches.
DeleteSo u xpect me to laugh over ds dry joke huh white diamond ni
DeleteFunny!!! Coming up wif #lifeinAAU
ReplyDeleteIs AAU a state. Federal or private Uni
DeleteAbeg I dey wait. #irepAAU.
DeleteBlogbrity it's a state university
Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma, Edo State, State University
DeleteAnywhere they talk abt uniben AAU will want to be noticed. The Inferiority complex is real.. kikikikikiki
Delete@lafresh wat dept and session? Wer u off campus or hostelite? Lol
DeleteGreatest uniben studennnnnnnt. Aroooo
ReplyDeleteGreat! Greatest gbo gbo!
DeleteGreat gba gba... chai! I miss schoool. #crying
DeleteGreatest gba gba... chai! I miss schoool. #crying
DeleteGreatest gba gba!
DeleteGreatest gba gba I represent oh
DeleteAll dose mumu fresherz.. Wud cum2nyt class wt full makeup on.. Buy mishai, suya, popcorn, eat, sleep nd fart al thru d nyt
DeleteMy uncle attended uniben... He told me,he said..once u get to uniben...that there is a wall they will take u to....and they will say...
ReplyDeleteYou see how all these walls bend?...say Na so anybody wen come uniben dey "bend"
I fear that school shaa.....the girls there eeh.....hmmmm
Black bra
Pink ladies
@Galore
So true, my boy friend told me d same thing when I was new. Uniben dey bend person bo be liar
DeleteLol... They're not walls, they're monuments that represent the budding stages of a flower...
DeleteJst bending dts gud.....uniport dey make person craze. If u leave d skul normal den u didn't pass thru it.
DeleteIts not a wall, its some monuments leading out of d gates. Its supposed to stand for ur wisdom and being exposed as ur yrs go by
Delete#lifeinuniben that toseton food is the truth mehn.
ReplyDeleteIf I visit my sister and I no eat am then I no enter 19 street be that
Tosetan and dat woman that sells Oha soup by ekosodin back gate
DeleteChoi! Toseton jollof rice, goatmeat & moimoi! Make sense die!
DeleteBDPA white house girls. #gossip centre. Hahaha
See, i still crave toseton food esp her jellof rice and egusi and pounded yam..... flobabe
DeleteAnd ochinon! But they went down hill and toseton became the main place! Men, I loved my years there. 500LT, orthogona, omega.., great Uniben!
DeleteOh those people finished my allowee mehn
DeleteToseton Jollof and goat meat , Jesuuuuuu!!!!! Then my friend always bought egusi and pounded yam... Bdpa food then June 12 Osas buka...
DeleteToseton food is bae
DeleteFunny
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha
ReplyDeleteVery funny.
Not easy being a student.
Okay!
ReplyDeleteMake I follow u okay too,Never been to benin in my life
DeleteProud Uniben Alumnus.
ReplyDeleteThe name Ariave.... We hear nwi...
Being the only chick at Eng bonfire... after a while, you sef go forget say you be babe...lol
Where '2:2' is the new first class,no matter how you study.
ReplyDeleteAs in eeeen.
DeleteThats a lie dear.. anyway it depends on ur faculty, perhaps u r an arts alumni. Dem dey carry 2.2 wella
DeleteThat "I wan confess", "missing class to watch your clothes dry" and "toseton jollof" is overtrue lol. Stupid hall 4 boys hahahahaha. Kai I miss that school sha. GREAT UNIBEST!!!
ReplyDelete#LifeInUniben
ReplyDeletewhere '2:2' is the new first class,no matter how you study.
Uniben wey dey dash 1st class anyhow
DeleteUniben dash first class where ?? How? They will make sure they push you to 2:2 because the lecturers sef make 2:2
DeleteLaFresh, na lie ooo...Uniben be akagum for first class
DeleteWhen you hear... My Name is TAFAMA ANDREW. * crying *
ReplyDeleteBuying of text book is not compulsory but your name will not enter the book of life.
Omg , tafamel show me pepper sha
DeleteLol. My best uniben library graffiti quote...' Help decongest the library, steal a book today'...lol
DeleteBuhahahhaha......Tafamel Andrew......u go believe.
DeleteShort evil Tafamel , Infact biz admin lecturers were wicked!!! Exam time Tafamel will be jumping and panting like a wounded lion
DeleteBiz admin pple everywhere.. always have dat name in their mouth tafamel.. lwkm
DeleteWhen any baby arrives with town taxi after the weekend she's a runs girl abi big girl #lifeinunizik
ReplyDeleteWeent2 orchard 2read one day.. Saw a guy plucking tangerine 4rm d tree.. Up2 3polybag oo.. Sum1 approached him n said guy awfa na. U wan use am do nyt food.. D guy replied saying.. Ehen i no pay sch fees.. E no follow my sch fees!
DeleteWhen your boyfriend is an anticult your fans in class escalates. ..#lifeinunizik
ReplyDeleteHahahahhahahahaha...omg!!! you garrit.Those stupid anticult boys eh...and most of them were actually cultists o.#lifeinunizik
DeleteLmao so true. #LifeinUnizik
DeleteWhen you don't have to queue up for buses and will always enter the small bus if your boyfriend or chyker is a DOT
When you are in a bus heading home... and the driver shouts "Aloma right" then someone will respond "ko puo" #lifeinunizik
DeleteWhen you are just waking up from bed and the next thing you hear by your window is "okpa di oku" #lifeinunizik
DeleteEarly morning in bus stand you have look for change yourself if not you no ready to go school .....#lifeinunizik
ReplyDeleteAny day you go to Hall 4 (Boys Hostel) and you don't perceive the smell of burning beans, know that rapture must have taken place! #LifeInUniben.
ReplyDeleteWho stole the whold plasma TV at Elite hostel. ....#lifeinunizik
ReplyDeleteU want to force unizik to to trend abi?
DeleteSee beef,sandra make ur own to trend na
DeleteInukwa!
Lmao...I am guilty of the last pic. Toseton goat meat with jellof rice is the truth...but 600box for one plate, nawa
ReplyDeleteThat feeling when it's ifites turn to have light. ...All your babe's will remember they have not ironed their graduation gown where as una still dey 2nd year.....#lifeinunizik
ReplyDelete1st year .....Lord I want 1st class.
ReplyDelete2nd year. ... 2. 1 is the minimum.
3rd year. ....God let me just graduate with my mates.
4th year. ...God please any how I don't want extra year......lifeinunizik
Another great ife is a counterfeit, must they copy ife? *tongue out* with that their four corner school *kikikikik*
ReplyDeleteThose days when guys will give you nourisha shawarma as birthday gift .....lifeinunizik
ReplyDeleteIn ekosodin
ReplyDeleteMe: Bros, I hail o. Madam I wan buy perfume.(gives seller 1k)
Strong man: (acknowledges greeting) you no go buy for me?
Me: sure, of course. Madam bring 2
Strong man: so you think say I dey smell abi?
Me: ah! No bros
Strong man: (interrupts) abi I no get money to buy perfume
Me: I just wan ....(receives deafening slaps)
Strong man: oya lost now now....(uses my money to collect indomie and chivita)
Hahahaha, cult guy aka strong man do you something.
DeleteHahahahaha
DeleteGeneral's wife were have been...missed ur comments all d while
DeleteBuhahahahahhaha
DeleteLmao @which work you give us
ReplyDeleteIf you studied chemistry or did chemistry practical and professor JD didn't toast you. Girl you worwor
ReplyDeleteNa wa oh. When I did chemistry practicals, JD was still a Dr. oh.
DeleteSo upon all the atrocities, that man still made prof? Tufia
Abeg na that chemistry HOD.. that guy na leech.. lolzz
DeleteJideonwu! Dem curse that man with woman sha!
DeleteNa my prof oooooo,make una leave am for me,,,,,,but prof likes kpekus sha.Na so i jam prof for isihor joint where kpekus na 200h.chineke,i miss my uniben and Edema my madam.
DeleteThat awkward moment when you see the professor/lecturer you gave a bj the previous day leading a thanksgiving in St Albert....chemistry and social sciences students how far
ReplyDeleteAre you for real?
DeleteHahaha lemme not mention names
DeleteHnmmmmm bj ke?
DeleteThe way you see that yellow pawpaw Omoye (accounting) in church preaching!!!! Mschewwww useless bunch ,
DeletePlease dnt tell me u gave that ugly jideonwu a bj. U hv to be very ugly to do such
DeleteLmao the last one is sooooo true Chia. Gratest gbogbo.
ReplyDeleteEvery 'night class' was a hit. Back back to back. From Ebelebo tree in hall 2 to
ReplyDeleteBasement to
Agric car park to
Twin Lt...s/o to the girls who lost their virginity in these locations
I lost my virginity to ssq guy.
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteI also participated... Ehehehehe
Got retweets
Funny!
I lost my virginity to ssq guy.
ReplyDeleteOnly in Uniben that after graduation, you meet someone on the way and he be telling you he was your coursemate, but you've never met or seen the person even in your dream!
ReplyDeleteOnly in Uniben that students survive without returning with a penny for the new semester!
Only in Uniben that you read very well for an exam and you get an 'E' or 'F' but if you don't read at all, you get an 'A' or 'B'
LifeInUniben.
Omg!!omg!!dis cracked me up big time!! Jesus..the funniest is going for night classes and sleep all tru only to come back and ur friends will be shouting jackometer!!see fire on top ur head..
ReplyDeleteWhen you go to class every other day, nothing happens. The day you decide to miss classes. 5 impromptu tests, compulsory attendance with grouped assignment.
ReplyDeleteLmaoooo asin enhh tins dat can pain
DeleteThe fear of Mrs otakpor in St Albert is the beginning of wisdom. That woman will embarass you in church, you will convert to islam
ReplyDeleteSo true..lolz
DeleteHmmm. Mrs Otakpor. Who know if she's still there
DeleteAswear, dat woman thinks sleeveless tops are from the devil :/
DeleteThoes security in back gate be using students to shine...everyday,'your I.D card. Don't you know me already?
ReplyDeleteC.f.i girls be dressing like they are going to club for church service. 100l girls be running to join swag fellowship
ReplyDelete2weeks after resumption night class don full#lifeinuniben#
ReplyDeleteUnibest
ReplyDeleteHahaha.. my uniben days. Its flobaby
ReplyDeleteHall3 boy...no car, buy you breakfast lunch and dinner....make out under Ebelebo or be in holy relationship. Bdpa or osasogie boyfriend, drives camry 2.4... carry you in front seat, you fuel his car when he is broke forming loyal girlfriend, buy stuff and cook for him...he Fucks you different positions and Fucks your friends too...uniben girls get sense
ReplyDelete#lifeinuniben. Days of going to "town" as a happening babe to see ur GRA boyfrnd and coming back to sch in an O2 cab. Days of chopping Mama Ebo pepper rice on airport road n amala joint in Ekosodin😂. Who remembers madam shell?😀😀 Igbo laced rice wey dey put ppl to sleep after eating until dey accused her of "wash put". Menh! June 12 "Blessed" beans n potatoes was off d hook!🙌 or White Chairs in law fried rice or Agric vegetable soup n fufu! I remember my dad at Tosetton for a lunch date d day he stopped by and even him was impressed at d taste....days of living in Bekams, d hostel for "big babes"...Hall 1 boys n aro days😀...curfews in Ekosodin cos dem "fall one bross wey no loyal". Gosh! I had fun memories in sch. Greatest Gbogbo! Greatest Gbagba!🙌🙌🙌🙋
DeleteHmmmm...mama Ebo pepper rice. still look for means to eat that ehn. Sometimes I go to lekki just because of that.
DeleteGuy na food u go chop for benin ooo.. u sabi well well. Did u attend classes at all? I hope ur cgpa wasnt 1.1 sha
DeleteLmaoooooo @ d last tweet in my case,we pray our lecturer wins o
ReplyDeleteChai i love UNIBEN life die
Those lecturers in faculty of educatn b forming like they knw it all
Shout out to prof Ibadin (my proj suprvso)he sabi book die n very proud of it won't forget to remind us abt his law degree,prof Nwadiani,always smart,overbusy,and he head carry plenty book. Barr Mrs Obadan,calm and cool. Dr Mrs Momoh,if she catch u wt chukuli during exams,her mouth go finish for ur body.chaii she yab die. Dr Mrs osagie,her class is always a discussion class. U must be involved spiritually or physically
Them too many jare I miss uniben
Wow! Prof Ibadin was my supervisor too, very pompous man.. Mrs Osagie was my course adviser, and guess what you re my namesake too... Lol
DeleteGREAT UNIBEN!!!
Eheeen @Ehis..babe forget dat ur prof ibadin..him,prof osunde and owie taught us advanced statistics in masters class..babe forget d man nor know anything joor..na to dey form badoo..him sabi
DeleteThat guy can form demi god for Africa, Greatest ESAM
DeleteI see Mrs Obadan in church every Sunday very humble and kind woman, St. Patricks Catholic Church Ugbowo
DeleteThat arguing about a lecture theatre buhahaha lolz, I hope they have stopped that shit. Cos I heard they are lots of new lecture theatres now. Greatest Gbogbo...Yes am a proud Unibest...lol. BDPA to be precise. Memories just came flooding in.
ReplyDeleteYeye school
ReplyDeleteYou go school sef??
DeleteLol...
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
ReplyDeleteMade me feel Uniben was more fun Dan NAU.
#Nowayjoor
Nwunye G,you're a zikite??? choi,I knew we had to have something in common for me to love you like this..kikiki.
DeleteHehehehe yes Sassy dear, I be Zikite o.plus Pipi Lee.plus Tochini.plus many others.lolz
DeleteWe have Zikites here?
DeleteHehehehehe....proudly NAU
You too... nice #teamtempsite
DeleteHehehehehehe When you live in Ekosodin and come back late and cult boys are sitting in front of your hostel, and u keep walking straight past your hostel with your face facing north. #lifeInUniben . When you are walking home with your friend in Ekosodin and see a group of cultists and suddenly start singing "Jesus I really love your name....." #lifeInUniben When you walk past a "strong man" without greeting him and he calls u back and be like _I too small for you to greet abi. With your face all surprised "bros I dey craze to to reason that kind thing? Goodafternoon sir, na the 10Fs wey I get wey make me dey reason to even kill myself like this."feigns tears" #lifeInUniben Greatest gbo gbo!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOmg! This killed me
DeleteCan't stop laughing. Kai
DeleteLwkmd! Uhunoma hostel for market road Ekosodin
DeleteLMAO
DeleteCultist in uniben seems so .....life of students is definitely at risk.....dts not funny but bad. D proper authorities shud do somtin abt it ASAP.
DeleteMy friend complained once in ekosodin that she's not anybody's gateman , people should stop coming in late and expect her to open for them( passage house her room was ist) hehehrhehrhehrh the slap she chop that day heaven came down , middle of night the cultist slapped fire out of her soul and told her to make sure he never knocks twice after that day.... Worse you can't move out
DeleteUhonma hostel.. Near Bismarck.. Chai.. Primary sch was dia meeting point!.. How i survive 4 dat market road sef na God
DeleteLol
ReplyDeleteThat argument about who owns a venue eh! Come see serious prayers esp when someone is tired.
Is blurring, I didn't enjoy it *sadface*
ReplyDeleteClick on each picture to enlarge it,then put ur thumb and index finger on it.. gradually spread both fingers apart to zoom further. I am assuming u are using a smart phone shaa.
DeleteGreat Uniben
ReplyDeleteLol.
ReplyDeleteLwtmb o.
ReplyDeleteVery funny mehn, I miss uniben no be small. I miss toseton jollof rice
ReplyDeleteAll I see was Razaq Obe,the guy who caused the 2000/2001 riot. He contested for SUG President and won, but they refused him. See mopol everywhere, with tear gas. Kai, i was new then for my diploma before I got direct entry in 2002.
ReplyDeleteIf you are a jambbite, just be ready for October Rush #lifeinUniben
If you never eat Efe bread#LifeinUniben
If you live in Ekosodin, and you never eat akara mama Chioma #lifeinUniben
If you live in Ekosodin, you don't know where Hilton's hostel is #lifeinUniben.
Hilton's hostel ebe ife na-eme.
Old things havr passed away.. u old gaaan! All that no longer exists. We have uniben bread, newton's and some ridiculously expensive hostels now oo
DeleteEver corrosive uniben.
ReplyDeleteLol.. Life in Nigerian universities tho,, life IJ Unec was fun mehn.. You would here shouts like " I want to ", "Zuwo" and other things I can't remember now
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! when a UNIBEN guy takes u to blue meadows fast food and starts feeling fly. When life sciences babes compete wt 'faculty' babes in dressing, runz etc
ReplyDeleteAs in ehn,i miss uniben for real
DeleteOnly in Uniben will SUG impound luxury buses from town and park them in June 12 building until the owner pays heavily #LifeInUniben
ReplyDeleteIn Hall 4, you dare not cook beans and enter the inside or else your pot of beans will disappear only for the clean pot to reappear at your door mouth following morning with a note 📝 inside "Ol'boy you dey cook shege, God bless you" #LifeInUniben
ReplyDeleteLMAO
DeleteHahahahhaha...
DeleteHehehehehehe...
DeleteStellz dere is also #lifeinuniport too
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteLOL.
#LifeinAAU #LifeinEkpoma.
Memories...
Choi,I miss my uniben days sha..e for pain me if to say I no go UNIBEN ooo..if you stay ekosodin you no chop apex rice,na wetin you come chop?..blessed beans is tha truth mehn,abeg make we leave trash for lawma.
ReplyDeleteOnly in uniben will you hear "hall 3 boys una dey craze and they will reply hall 2 girls una dey mad". I miss the aro sha.
ReplyDeleteHahahahhaahh memories , I swear I'm trolling this post!!!! Hall 3 boys and hall 2 girls , throwing shot put and coming back from night class all the insults, ashewo calling and all... Then there was ice cream stand in front of hall 3 Lord Jesus...
DeleteWhere you will see a RCF banner that says there is no love in love gutter.
ReplyDeletewhen you'll be passing sciences at night and you see a guy sitting the varenda with a girl resting her head on his laps you'll think they are just gisting but she's actually giving him a bj.
When hall2 girls go under ebelebo tree to meet their toasters from 8pm till porters want to lock the hostel gate at 12am
That ebelebo tree was the truth when porter lock the gate , people started scaling the walls.....
DeleteEnd time school
ReplyDelete#OnlyInUNIBEN# U wud have an "E" in Prof Musa's course (faculty of Edu) u go hold dat last line make e nor fall off turn to "F" cos yawa go be ur case.
ReplyDeleteLmfao
DeleteLolzzz lifeinuniben whn hall 1 and hall 2 girls be arguing abt osas or hall 1 rice d sweetest
ReplyDeleteDat Ariavie is now a prof.dog wey marry fine wife.heard his Wifey is preeety n d dog still dey mess up small small uniben gurls.
ReplyDeleteYes, very pretty and nice, I met her during a child birthday party, came with the husband but when home alone, guess the husband is looking for single mothers/ladies to hang on. I pity that man, he taught me in 200l and during ubith, yes I know him foolish man..... Ariavie is cursed honestly.
DeleteUniben my uniben.
ReplyDeleteOnly in uniben u go get mind go watch match for viewing center off edo street and shout goal when ur team is winning.The slap go just dey land front and back till your people bail u out.love me my uniben
ReplyDeleteEducation girls no go ever open mouth say am from faculty of education na only department abreviation u go hear
All the comments are so funny.. I miss uniben and especially ekosodin where "obtaining" rules. Ekosodin made me familiar with the sounds of Gunshots. Na wa.. heaven help them in dat blood land
ReplyDeleteLol. I love my days in uniben. Ekoaodin ninja to osasogie ninja, to kanu rose and so many other things. Faculty of law, toseeton jollof rice. Lol
ReplyDeleteGreatest Uniben so proud of my school
ReplyDelete