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Saturday, January 23, 2016

Saturday Laughs This Morning!

It came early...LOL




































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JOKE
A girl at a bus stop spotted a handsome man and without hesitation went to him and said " you look cute.. I like you.".... The man out of shock simply placed his hand on her shoulder and said "My dear, this love and infatuation are all nothing. You are too young to be behaving like this. Please go home and study hard so that you can have a successful life."..

He then placed a piece of paper on her hand and said " I have written some words of wisdom and bible verses for you. Read them before you go to sleep." And then he walked away.



The girl went back to her hostel in shame and before she slept she opened up the paper and read thus: "Are you blind? My wife was standing behind me. Any way, this is my number. Call me anytime. ..... By the way, I like you too!".....lol

 LMAOOOOOO

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79 comments:

  1. calabar chick23 January 2016 at 08:48

    Thanks for the laugh stella!
    So that brother didn't get a partner to hold? Lmao!

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    1. PL THE GREAT23 January 2016 at 09:43

      'you are following devil' pic had 666 likes! Devil is on the matter true true. Hahhahaha!


      Lmao

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    2. STARRY LARRY23 January 2016 at 10:08

      I love these hahahhahahhahhahhaha




      *Larry was here*

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    3. Anonymous23 January 2016 at 10:29

      Loool, nice and early. Thanks Stells.

      Click my name for all your celebration cakes and cupcakes, cheers

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    4. kerlina23 January 2016 at 12:01

      @plato15, Gabriel, your pic don reach stella blog?

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    5. Mosiwomeka23 January 2016 at 12:52

      That yoruba women with three children got me laughing.
      Looool
      I know my siblings jor.

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  2. Debbie me23 January 2016 at 08:51

    Lol at the last joke. Na coded man he be but he no well sha.

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  3. vivychoco23 January 2016 at 08:53

    Lwkmd funny oo especially d joke lol

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  4. Chidinma Grace23 January 2016 at 08:53

    Loooooooooool! Lovely for a Saturday morning.

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  5. DOCTOR EESAH SULTAN HERBALS23 January 2016 at 08:53

    For real? Na saturday laffs be this? Lol

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  6. calabar chick23 January 2016 at 08:55

    Portable viv ooooo...
    Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
    You made it up there.

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  7. Nora Nelson23 January 2016 at 08:55

    Morning dose of laughter...

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  8. Debbie me23 January 2016 at 08:56

    I can totally relate with the "when you are minding your own business and then someone comes and makes you fall in love" Lol. It can be very annoying when the person stops sending you and starts doing unnecessary shakara. Chai! No just try am with me cos I go just swear for you.

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  9. Unknown23 January 2016 at 08:59

    lmao
    ..

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  10. MUMMY ANTHONY-CLEVER23 January 2016 at 09:00

    Lmao na soooooo,as e dey hot!

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  11. Muy23 January 2016 at 09:01

    Thanks 4 making it dis early

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  12. SWAG LAFRESH 23 January 2016 at 09:05

    I can relate with that "my friend" joke. When my dad says "my friend" just begin count all your sins and find a way to confess.

    The last joke, the man na sharp man

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  13. 9ja Parrot23 January 2016 at 09:06

    That man!!!

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  14. Default Smile now a sweet mum of 2 Kings23 January 2016 at 09:10

    Kikikikkkk

    117 comment 2016

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  15. Unknown23 January 2016 at 09:11

    Nice laughs! I had a good laugh.

    Lucinda

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  16. Unknown23 January 2016 at 09:11

    I'm still laughing...

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  17. Unknown23 January 2016 at 09:11

    This came in right about time! Lmao... the kid with Bobo and ribena though. Thanks Mme Stellz.

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  18. Queen of Queens aka Boo's Barny23 January 2016 at 09:12

    Lol... Cool

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  19. Vickie berries23 January 2016 at 09:15

    The last joke tho...lol

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  20. Monieve23 January 2016 at 09:17

    Hehehehe

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  21. Unknown23 January 2016 at 09:18

    Lmao @the last joke. Men and their roaming members sha.

    Afi generator naa.

    Well, 'my friend ', depends on the tone the person uses.

    'We will live in the diamond ', cracks me up afresh, anytime I see it.
    Kikikikiki
    At least, his bae will know what to expect.


    Just negodu airplane mode.
    When common sense is far from common...lol.

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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  22. mrs mustapha23 January 2016 at 09:22

    Hahahaha, tnx for the laughs.

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  23. Unknown23 January 2016 at 09:23

    Loool,crazy man

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  24. Auditor/Accountant23 January 2016 at 09:25

    The last joke cracked me up. Hahaha

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  25. Minx23 January 2016 at 09:27

    Thank God I haven't slept as yet... Not many, but funny.

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  26. Justyswt23 January 2016 at 09:29

    Lmao.

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  27. Anonymous23 January 2016 at 09:35

    "The song is not even intrested"... lol... Ok that cracked me up, but what was u thinking @portable viv

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  28. Teddylove23 January 2016 at 09:38

    Lol that last joke thou hahahhahahahahah

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  29. Esta23 January 2016 at 09:43

    Lol...i love the last joke.

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  30. One trillion23 January 2016 at 09:51

    End time laughs

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  31. Unknown23 January 2016 at 09:53

    Very nice joke and beautiful joke this morning, I love the ATM part with Dasuki gate,and the one of Army people in training.
    Beautiful weekend ya all.

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  32. Unknown23 January 2016 at 09:53

    Very nice joke and beautiful joke this morning, I love the ATM part with Dasuki gate,and the one of Army people in training.
    Beautiful weekend ya all.

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  33. Unknown23 January 2016 at 09:55

    men will always be men,no man whose has been given sugar in his mouth,will spit it away,correct me if am wrong, it only takes the grace of God,am proud to be a lady.

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  34. Unknown23 January 2016 at 09:55

    men will always be men,no man who has been given sugar in his mouth,will spit it away,correct me if am wrong, it only takes the grace of God,am proud to be a lady.

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  35. pri pri23 January 2016 at 09:57

    Very good laugh@stella. Nice one.stull laughing.

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  36. mizz qay23 January 2016 at 09:57

    I love d last joke lols

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  37. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady23 January 2016 at 09:57

    Tanx for serving Saturday laughs as breakfast.. Com get a hug...

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  38. Unknown23 January 2016 at 09:58

    men will always be men,no man who has been given sugar in his mouth,will spit it away,correct me if am wrong, it only takes the grace of God,am proud to be a lady.

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  39. Unknown23 January 2016 at 10:07

    men will always be men,no man who has been given sugar in his mouth,will spit it away,correct me if am wrong, it only takes the grace of God,am proud to be a lady.

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  40. Unknown23 January 2016 at 10:16

    D one be minding is bizzness nd someone would make u fall in love gat me! Lol

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  41. Jumia.ng_ordermadeeasy23 January 2016 at 10:17

    Lol.....

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  42. morning Dew23 January 2016 at 10:21

    HaaazhaAa nice one

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  43. abril23 January 2016 at 10:24

    Lol

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  44. Unknown23 January 2016 at 10:37

    Funny man..love d joke

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  45. DuchDuch23 January 2016 at 10:38

    Lol,came early

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  46. Unapologetic Babe 😜23 January 2016 at 10:39

    Lmao@ the last joke... That man na confirm sharp guy... Choi!!!

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  47. Abu Alimran23 January 2016 at 10:42

    Aunty stella won kill me with laugh oooo..

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  48. La Belle23 January 2016 at 10:44

    The pastor of that church is mean. Haba! So is the single guy suppose to hold a chair or lend a wife whose husband is not in church? Lol

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  49. ukbliss23 January 2016 at 10:56

    It made my morning, tanks Stella.

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  50. Auchibabe23 January 2016 at 10:58

    Hahahahahaha.Stella always on point!

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  51. Lillysimple23 January 2016 at 11:03

    Lol

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  52. Dimple queen23 January 2016 at 11:05

    Hahahahahaha

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  53. Omonigho23 January 2016 at 11:08

    Lol....
    Thnx Stella.

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  54. House of bellabee(IG: @houseofbellabee , WhatsApp 08034205703)23 January 2016 at 11:08

    Funny

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  55. ADEDOLAPO 23 January 2016 at 11:08

    Nice one.... The last picture is quite hilarious

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  56. Mrs telema ronaldo(CR7 wife in making)23 January 2016 at 11:16

    Lmao.
    Very funny.

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  57. Unknown23 January 2016 at 11:18

    Lol, I know my siblings.... I can relate

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  58. Unknown23 January 2016 at 11:22

    D last joke struckd me#lmao

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  59. Mc pinky(Award winner of BV WITH THE MOST Gbagaun of the year 2021)23 January 2016 at 11:24

    TGIS....love u all..debie,how u dey now

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  60. Sweet choco23 January 2016 at 11:26

    Lamooooo

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  61. Anonymous23 January 2016 at 11:26

    I love that guy...hahahhah

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  62. Unknown23 January 2016 at 11:38

    Thanx, stells.

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  63. Bootylycious diva23 January 2016 at 11:38

    The last joke got me ,that na sharp one

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  64. Unknown23 January 2016 at 11:39

    Beautiful jokes... Especially love the one about aunts and ojuju films... who laffs during an assignment abeg o... rotflmao...

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  65. Uriel (Freshdew)23 January 2016 at 11:41

    That picture of the soldiers is it for real?
    Nice.

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  66. Unknown23 January 2016 at 12:14

    Lolz...so funny.

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  67. Anonymous23 January 2016 at 13:28

    Lol @ potable wiv... she made a mistake. chail! Una bad Oo

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  68. Unknown23 January 2016 at 13:50

    Enter your comment...Lmao.....so funnyyyy

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  69. Unknown23 January 2016 at 14:49

    men will always be men,no man who has been given sugar in his mouth,will spit it away,correct me if am wrong, it only takes the grace of God,am proud to be a lady.

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  70. Temi23 January 2016 at 16:18

    Dasuki
    I need that atm. lol

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  71. Anonymous23 January 2016 at 16:26

    Lmao

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