I can hear your hungry stomach..lol
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I plan on munching just omlette and some white soft bread (yummy) and washing it down with palmwine...LMAO!....(just kidding)
I plan on drinking coffee today..who needs big boobs anyway?
My people what are you having for breakfast?Make some of una sofry lie about wetin una eat this morning oooooh.
Shout out to you if you swallow hot eba and okro soup this morning....chei!
Shout out to you if you are a Gunner with a breakfast attitude ojare!
See you after breakfast my darlings
Gala and coke
ReplyDeletePls my fellow "BVNs" abeg I wnt to start recharge card business but I dnt knw anytyn about it. Pls wts d gain like.. as in hw much can one start with and like how much gain can one make in it. Like how much cn I mk wn I sell 100 naira, 200, 400 cards etc. Den for my people in Karu site Abj, pls where can one purchase d cards. Help a sister pls.. I wnt to start by Monday. Jst got the inspiration now.. love u all. Pls if u hv an idea, pls let God touch u to help educate me and God will bless u, amen!
DeleteWheat and Ogbono soup
DeleteToday is Saturday so I slept till 11:10 lol. Am not going anywhere so I decided to sleep in. Anyway now am going to eat palm oil rice with fried chicken, egg and dodo.
DeleteMe I'm eating bread and fried egg with tea. Is going to be my breakfast and lunch joined together. In the evening I'll eat noodles and boiled egg. There is nothing to eat in this house ooo. God pls bless my hustle.
DeleteForgive me guys,
DeleteI am about to troll.
Breakfast for me today was d holy word of God! I feel refreshed and filled in the spirit!!! TU Jehovah Ebenezer, d tear drier, the stone of help, Jehovah sharp -sharp, Jehovah the rule -changer and the protocol breaker, he dat fetches water with the basket in order to disgrace the bucket, d changer dat does not change! Thank u Jehovah Awesome!!!
DeleteOdi does this mean u'll change and start trying to be a good girl? Or its just more hypocrisy!? Calling Gods name while being a bitch!?
DeleteStill on bed, no one to bring me breakfast on bed oh, *Yawn arhhh.... Abeg screw that romantic shit, never fancied eating b4 brushing, or atttacting acts to the bed... Here's a better way to wake me up... Take down my boxers gently, while i pretend to be deep asleep, and just start blessing me on ur knees.
ReplyDeleteThere should be a like button cuz I need to hit a million likes for this comment.
DeleteIn
DeleteLmao
DeleteSHantelle
Take down your boxers and bless you ke.....you cracking me big time. Lol
DeleteI honestly don't understand the level of poor hygiene of Nigerian men. So you mean that wrinkled shaft with dry urine and maybe puss is what you would like to invest in some ones mouth early in the morning?
DeleteI assume you don't mind doing the same, menstruation blood, yesterday's cut, dried urine, etc. Good for you and your fellow pig.
Lmao!
DeleteAnon 13:23 was vexed In spirit.
Stells,i belong to d category dat will swallow hot eba or semovita dis morning oo.i am expectant and I just wake up every morning to feel like eating heavy food!chai na wa!na so everybody just dey laff me.lol!#motherhood rocks dou.
ReplyDeleteSuperghetti and peppered sauce
DeleteAaaaaawwwww@Queen bee.
DeleteI miss being preggie.
I just took a jumbo of weed and a shot of Kai Kai to wash it down!...
ReplyDeleteLunch will be akpu and bitter leaf soup...
Oh you smoke weed? No wonder. Incoherence!
DeleteU are kidding right?
DeleteLinda stooopeet!
LMAO
Lol, the love I've got for Linda Eze tho.... Anyone who believes what she writes is on a long thang!
DeleteFor now, I don't have anything to eat
ReplyDelete*Larry was here*
starch and owho soup
ReplyDeleteNice 1,enjoy
DeleteCorrect wakis @jennifer. Mine is jollof rice and fish.
DeleteNo food this morning stelz!
ReplyDelete#Day6/50.
May the Lord strengthen us!
DeleteThe word of God.
ReplyDeleteBeen singing worship to God. Will eat later
DeleteNo breakfast for me jare.... Still having hang over from last night.... Gonna be in bed till noon mhen!
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteI just came back from Billings gate market to get some are food.
ReplyDeleteHot eba and Egusi with thick pomo and ice fish.
ReplyDeleteI salivated here!
DeleteWow! I had same,my egusi was blessed with pkomo & turkey. Yummmmy!
DeleteSHantelle
Na wa o Ada. Hope u ain't fat
Delete@Ada No. Thanks for your concern
DeleteI am fasting mbok
ReplyDeleteMust u announce it??
DeleteFasting Dey Oh!
ReplyDeleteMust u announce it??
Deletehhhhm aunty stella, i made sharwarma for the first time o.... na google teach me. it was ok shaaa but didnt taste like the ones i eat out...... my recipe for the veg(carrot, tomatoes,green pepper,cucumber and em i added a litte fresh pepper o) i used mayonnaise for the spreading and bought goat meat. steps= i marinated my meat with pepper maggi and salt, boiled and fried it, i cut all my veg.. i fried the tomatoes, carrot and green pepper like i wanted to do fried rice, lol. ehn i just mixed everything together sha placed it on the sharwarma bread and ate it.... brb my tummy hurts i think its the tea i took with it.
ReplyDeleteIt didn't taste lyk d normal ones, so why bother sharing ur useless recipe? Ode
DeleteHaha, d ingredients too much na. And u probably shouldn't have fried it before adding it to u r bread. Nice try sha. Make sure u take something for your stomach o
DeleteMince the meat next time, boil a little and fry if it's beef
DeleteIsn't the veggie you added much??
I usually use cabbage, carrot and red pepper. I blend the pepper. Shred carrot and cut cabbage. Mix together with Bama and a little salad cream(heinz), then a little curry and a very little Maggi.. Put it on the shawarma bread, add my minced fried meat and wrap. Put in the grill for 4 minutes and I'm good to go..
isbit supposed to be fried?
DeleteNext time use catfish.
DeleteStill on my bed!
ReplyDeleteAnyways, it is white rice and efo riro with dice pomo.
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I am going to bed now and will make some hot okra soup wey l go wire with eba. Yep!!
ReplyDeleteNothing yet.
ReplyDeletei havent been eating well for two days...ate rice and beans from my regular food vendor and since den my life has nt bin d same.I've been purging non-stop.I'm afraid i might be an emergency size 6 soon at dis rate...Chineke lekwekwa nwa gi ooo.
ReplyDeleteI've decided to wake up as early as 3am so i can make breakfast i'll be taking to work once i recover....I am still recuperating and have been avoiding breakfast..Flagyl is too bitter so its nt even an option.I am thinking of squeezing 'nchu anwu' ,called scent leaf in English..will squeeze and drink d water.I heard its a natural detoxifier.
Diary of a workaholic:leave for work 7am,..online training from 4pm-6pm..work closes.Gets home 8pm..sews from 9pm to 3am.sleeps from 3am to 5am.. leaves for work 7am..
pheeeeew!!!..I need a vacation even if na Obudu cattle ranch...lmaoooo
Drink raw pap or parboil rice and drink the water.
DeleteSorry.
Pele oo. But you need that flagyl to kill the bacteria causing the diarrhea. Some food vendors na eme kwa alu. Also try taking hot thick akamu without milk or sugar.
DeleteThalazole 2 tablets and you shitteth no more.
DeleteSorry dear.it's bitter.but try putting it into Eba and take wit soup,shut ur eyes tightly and swallow.think of it like dis:ayam swallowiNg a diamond pill.it wil work.or u can chew garri too.but I thINK u should go wit proper medication.u wil be fine.ok?
DeletePls come teach me to sew, I love to learn
DeleteInstead of taking the flagyll orally, insert it into ur anus, it works faster that way. I don't take flagyll orally cos it nauseates me. Above all, try get some rest.
DeleteNa indomie me i chop ooo...
ReplyDeleteprincehayz.wordpress.com
Still feeling sleepy ojare.... not hungry yet
ReplyDeleteSo madam, wetin you dey mention my name for Stella's confession post previously? I talk my mind, you come dey counter my opinion. Abeg next time talk your own talk and leave mine alone.
DeleteNa wa ! People even remember what people say and carry in their minds ?????
DeleteWhat kind of people are you?
I don't even remember what I read!! Lollll
Still feeling sleepy ojare.... not hungry yet
ReplyDeleteAm having my left over rice n beans from last night dinner, lol
ReplyDeleteNewest babe on the blog. Baby oku plus has come to stay.
ReplyDeleteNo breakfast today. Struggling at MTN office. Mtchweee
ReplyDeleteI'm eating nothing.......... I intend to stay thin and sexy for my hubby. Fat isn't good.
ReplyDeleteLooool.......If you die of starvation,your hubby will engage another lady after 4months.
DeleteWant to lose weight fast?ask Chysugar for the contact of her food vendor.
SHantelle
U will just starve to death o
DeleteWas doing that (for myself tho) and ended up with peptic ulcer a day before Xmas. There are other ways to stay slim abeg, starving is not advisable
DeleteMe is having white rice and chicken stew... I cannot come and go and kill myself away!
ReplyDeleteI saw pictures of very well made abacha on 'igbotic kitchen' or something. Since then that's the only thing that has been on my mind.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to ask around where I cud buy it, I must eat it today.
Exactly what has been on my mind for the past one week. Me too must eat it today.
DeleteWith lassa fever in Lagos, I'm going to chill a but from eating abacha.. Sad face... Until it's under control
DeleteI am fasting so no break fast. But at Noon, I am going to sama my delicious banga stew/rice with chilled wine/fruits
ReplyDeleteMust u announce it??
DeleteJust guzzled down some tea ojare! I don't feel like cooking this morning .
ReplyDeleteIt's bread and akara with orange juice for me this morning
ReplyDeleteAgege bread wrapped around some hot Akara is the eldorado!
DeleteI feel u.
I don't know, how do people eat that stuff. For me it's like eating pounded yam and fufu without soup.
DeleteAnd then your shit will be like huge balls of concrete abi?
Oats nd pancakes
ReplyDeleteHot Akara n oat wit plentyyyyy milk n little honey.
ReplyDeleteLucky you. I'm allergic to milk. Guess it's lactose intolerance.
DeleteSorry Nwa Amaka.
DeleteI had same problem for like 3years; so I decided to stick to just flavour Charm.
Now it's all over. You can try.
Kk @ viva ciara will give it a try.
DeleteI envy people in Naija o, na hot akara and pap dey hungry me this morning. Anyway, I make yummy chicken pepper soup for night, I wan microwave am swallow with poundo. I get ogbono but I wan do grandma style pepper soup and swallow.
ReplyDeleteChaii ,honestly the only thing i miss about naija na food ,any how you try to make naija food here it will never taste that naija flavour ,abi na this oyibo people water,i miss hot akara and pap
DeleteHot eba nd egusi sure pass
ReplyDeleteI haven't had breakfast yet. Please what is the type of coffee used in boobs reduction ooo? This load is too much for my small frame. Everyone says i should leave it,its sexy but I'm the one carrying the load. I don tire. Thanks in advance. Aeegurl...
ReplyDeleteNescafe should do it.
DeleteHahahahahahaha. It is well with you.
DeleteHmmmmm...
DeleteThanks North... Will definitely try it out. Aeegurl...
DeleteThanks North... Will definitely try it out. Aeegurl...
DeleteI had this Shoprite chocolate mousse cake and groundnut. With water. I can't shout
ReplyDeleteReally Shop rite sells that kind of cake? Antena raised. How does it taste?
DeleteAs usual, my hot noodles boiled with carrot, onions and fresh tomato.... with a beautifully fried egg and milk mixed together.
ReplyDelete*Sips Hennessey from a platinum chalice and adjusts concave lenses*
lol
ReplyDeleteGunner with breakfast attitude ke.
Does coffee give big boobs?
Yam pottage with scent leaves
ReplyDeleteCorrect food!...
DeleteHmm, stella no breakfast for me today is day eight of our daily manna fast. May God please see us through and answer all our prayers.amen.
ReplyDeleteAmen
DeleteOur helper will locate us!!!
DeleteMust u announce it??
DeleteGood morning all
ReplyDeleteBreakfast?we don't use to have breakfast for now.
Those of you that's attending RCCG will understand better...CHEERS!
Just coming back from church now. Went there to clean the church; but fortunately am not happy,they changed the time for the cleaning yet nobody even boarded to inform me.
I pray for God to understand and forgiven me for coming so early.
What do we do wit dis info? You think u will find a husband here, hypocrite
DeleteYes o. Me I started SOD today, na so so sleep I dey sleep for lecture hall.
DeleteLekwa oyibo biko nu. Hian. This comment should be part of Saturday laughs
DeleteEnglish hard sha o
DeleteAdaorah stopeeeeeeet
DeleteGroundnuts and sugarcane.
ReplyDeleteOhh, with lots of water.
Yeah, weird, I know.
#WhiteDiamondOut
Did you enjoy it. Please tell me. I love sugarcane juice with lemon and ginger. Never tried it with groundnut.
DeleteHehehe!! I like your diet plan... You'd get incredible energy from the sugar cane.
DeleteI actually tried to imagine dis combo but TRY as hard as I Could.nothing!
DeleteHhHahahahaHA
Rotflmao.
DeleteMake una riff me o.
Nwa Amaka, I ate them separately o.
Abi you imagined me biting off some sugarcane, then throwing in a mouthful of groundnuts and munching.
Northie, no be small energy o. I'm not even hungry till now. Lol
TGW,try eating it one of these days. You'll love it.
Chei, my stomach o . Lwkmd.
#WhiteDiamondOut
@Whitey I literally thought you munched away on the sugar cane and popped in some ground nuts. Lolzzz
DeleteI think I will resume my water therapy..did it when I was preggie with my second child and I have never seen skin so supple and frosh on a baby yet.
Let's goooooo!!!!
I just had a glass of ice cold mixed fruits juice. No breakfast for me because of......
ReplyDeleteJust finished eating quaker.Mum wants me to cook a real thick plantain porridge with lots of choppings and scented leaves for lunch....weekends mk me fat
ReplyDeleteStella, I'm gonna be fat o!!!!
ReplyDeleteI decided to be on weight loss program o!! Been doing well, until this morning, when my brain made custard with plenty milk and beans!! Very delicious!!!
I'm sure I'm gonna be fat *tears*
Lmfao.
DeleteLol. Enjoy oh
DeleteGood morning, Aunty Stella. U no dey fast sef.
ReplyDeletePap with moimoi
ReplyDeleteDiced fried plantain and yam wt omelette and custard topped with milk loading..........
ReplyDelete*Ayah Shehu *
Chai!
DeleteChai!
Chai!
Diced fried plantain and yam wt omelette and custard topped with milk loading..........
ReplyDelete*Ayah Shehu *
Fasting things.
ReplyDelete50days fasting is on.
ReplyDeleteRice and beans with sauce and smoke fish
ReplyDeleteEnd time breakfast
ReplyDeleteslice bread with peak milk tin,sugar and water
ReplyDelete#GODWIN™
Spaghetti, fried fish and boiled egg,to wash down with juice..*smiles*
ReplyDeleteNo breakfast yet. I have chores to do.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy Stella.
I neva chaw cuz I dnt just want 2.
ReplyDeleteI neva chaw cuz I dnt just want 2.
ReplyDeleteFruits ONLY Linda Eze plus size yab don enter my body...I no dey chop again plus ive joined the police college Ikeja gym.
ReplyDeleteQueen and boss of the blog...isi aki Queens Enugu....YOU ROCK!
Scroll up. She smokes weed. Forget her crazy comments.
DeleteDon't give up!...after getting to your desired weight,you will see REAL men flocking around you like bees...
DeleteMeanwhile I went to HRC but I had friends in Queens whom we drag CIC guys with...
LMAO
DeleteLinda Eze went to HRC? My own HRC. Can't believe it. CIC na our guys.
DeleteI rmba end time breakfast person dey chop 4 nysc camp.
ReplyDeleteUdara nwanunu
ReplyDeleteI ate fried rice, akara, nkworbi and tea.... loooool
ReplyDeleteTry it and see wonders
Afo ga-asagbu kwa gi .
DeleteWhen I am not a dust bin. No thanks.
DeleteNo breakfast yet jare,still thinking of what to have,my kids and their dad had boiled eggs and white oats...and they know i hate oats o..mtchewww
ReplyDeleteWill just microwave the fufu I bought last night and eat with okra soup.
ReplyDeleteWe are on a programme in my household....
ReplyDeleteMake una enjoyyyyyy.
Pray for me dear.
Deletela petite,i will.
DeleteThis year is your year of breakthrough. Best believe.
**Fasting mode activated***
ReplyDeleteDay 6 of 50.....
Renew my strength oh Lord!!
Rice, beans and stew
ReplyDeleteCeline dions husband is dead Stella and u guys are talking abt breakfast.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha!
DeleteWhen we get to the post on lamentations, we will accord our respect, this post is for food.
DeleteIf you don't like it, swerve.
Day 8 of 21 days fasting and prayer. My jehova Ebenezer has given me and mine joy unspeakable!!!
ReplyDeleteGood morning world.
Was yesterday your birthday?
DeleteGood Morning baby.
DeleteYes oo!! Amen
DeleteMoi moi and akamu
ReplyDeleteBoiled sweet potato and Egg and vegetable Stew
ReplyDeleteMy coffee always come first then will think of breakfast later! Happy Saturday people
ReplyDeleteNo breakfast for me .
ReplyDeleteMaltina cares....
DeleteNo breakfast, we de fast abeg.
ReplyDeleteToday okra don be soup abi...?
Chilled monkey brain with rotten tomatoes washed down with maggot smoothie.......who wants some?
ReplyDeleteSHARONNA
Delicious. Enjoy!
DeleteCorrect pesin.
DeleteThis is how to stay slim and fit. Chop knuckle.
Don't forget fermented yam water as appetizer.
Had sandwich and hot chocolate tea. Hmmmmmmm!!!! Yummy!
ReplyDeleteFried yam and egg
ReplyDeleteHarvest crunch granola cereal
ReplyDeleteBreakfast at 4am though
Delete6am-6pm winners fasting continues
Lol. Me, just had rice and some left over banga from the freezer. Yuhm!
ReplyDeleteOgi and fried sweet potatoes did it for me.
ReplyDeleteBread and egg with cornedbeef and hot tea.
ReplyDelete#straight to bed.
Stella honestly some BVN can lie about their breakfast eeh. Well am off to fry my akara. Who's joining me for breakfast? *wink*
ReplyDeleteStella honestly some BVN can lie about their breakfast eeh. Well am off to fry my akara. Who's joining me for breakfast? *wink*
ReplyDeleteHow do we know you are not lying about your Akara too?
DeleteDon't chunk off anything you don't do or understand as lies.
Trust me,i could say you ate Mac and Cheese but you are lying about your Akara. How about that?
@ Whitey,iKwulU eziokwu?
DeleteM about to stock up on these two stufF so I hope u ain't pulling my ajebo legs.
Poach egg and toast with coffe.
ReplyDeleteFasting mood, no breakfast for moi.
ReplyDeleteDay 8
ReplyDeleteU be winch. How could you guess I ate hot eba and okro soup with nzuza leaf and kpomo with flesh dis morning. Its my first time of eating eba in the morning.
ReplyDeleteHot eba in the morning gives you superhuman strength.
DeleteOmelette with bread and washed it down with tea
ReplyDeleteYam and stew with egg
ReplyDeleteStella good day. Most churches here in Nigeria are starting the year fasting. So I believe most faithful BVs are too.
ReplyDeleteGod will answer all are supplications this year in Jesus name. Amen.
Amen
DeleteEgg and dodo
ReplyDeleteSpagettini,plantain, stew and beef
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmm, had eba with okro soup.
ReplyDeleteSorry @ Chysugar.. The Lord is ur strength... I can only imagine the stress. Do you chew flagyl?? Swallow with water na, it will help a lot.. I purged most of the festive period, na flagyl help me oo..
ReplyDeleteIt is well....
Bread and Fried egg o. Thinking of lunch already. ..
ReplyDeleteThe life of a Corp member
Yam and egg stew with very hot tea. The cold here is 1 degree already.how I wish I'm off work today. Lunch will be hot chocolate, Big Mac and fries. Those eating pkomo and co, una well done ooo. Pkomo is gold here ooo. Even yam is once in a month or twice. #i long throat for Amala with Abula
ReplyDeleteYam and egg stew with very hot tea. The cold here is 1 degree already.how I wish I'm off work today. Lunch will be hot chocolate, Big Mac and fries. Those eating pkomo and co, una well done ooo. Pkomo is gold here ooo. Even yam is once in a month or twice. #i long throat for Amala with Abula
ReplyDeleteSo all the people who eat fried orange juice and champagne toast done change mouth??
ReplyDeleteBecause Stella say n'a eba she dey chop today? Hohohohoho
Don't mind them, elenu hypo mtsheww
DeleteShantelle loves tuscany,ur comment got me rolling on d floor..
ReplyDeleteLa fresh,The General's wife,North Dakota,Chummy chocho..thanks dearies,i appreciate .
na wa wetin happen? na soso swallow (if i eat that for morning i no go fit do anything that day) i dey see for here,haba! Anyways i had indomie and egg.
ReplyDeleteThanks North Dakota. Will try taking that. Aeegurl...
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