Monday In House News.

In house news don land...where una dey?

MEMO.

Some of you mail me to ask why i didnt reply your mail,abeg make una check well,your network probably does not send your mails.even if i will not post a mail,i reply it.

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE/MAKE UP TRAINING

. Please I am a certified Make up artist.I stay in ABUJA.please i am available for weddings/birthdays etc...( I am not expensive),lol. Also make up Training is also available for 5k. You can reach me on bbm : 2A8E8B4E and whatsapp or call  09054100549. Thank you.

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Nigerian used camry 2009/10 needed

Madam Korks Good morning, abeg i need use your good office beg, BV for neatly used, 2009/2010 Toyota camry. Abeg make una send una offers and Pix for review to NOINBOSS@YAHOO.COM and make the price pure abeg

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VACANCY

Hello Stella,

Trust your week is going on smoothly. There is a vacant position for a Front Desk Officer at our Abuja office. Please help post on your blog. Please find details below

Wrothams Windsor is a boutique property investment consultancy, predominantly focused on sales, lettings and international property investments. We are looking for a qualified candidate to fill the position of a Front Desk Officer in our Abuja Office. Preferably a Youth Corper. Qualified candidates should send resumes to hr@wrothamswindsor.com

Application Deadline. Wednesday 13^th January, 2015.

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HELP!

I am taking a kpmg exam on sat,pls I need a maths tutor dat can train me in ajah,please any teachers in the house Call 08077757565,i will pay

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SATURDAY AND SUNDAY IN HOUSE GISTS RESULTS

Hello SDK,

The results have been collated below:

Total votes cast = 159

Valid votes = 92

Invalid votes = 67

Gist 1 Soldiers Uwaku: 18

Gist 2 Night Rat: 38

Gist 3 Stained: Nil 

Gist 4 Emergency Mad man: 3

Gist 5 Semo lanule: 1

Gist 6 Bushmeat is the causer: 18

Gist 7 The power of native tongue: Nil

As the minimum number of votes (40) was not achieved, we therefore have NO WINNER!!

Those wondering why we haven't had a winner in a while, the causers include :

- Boring gists...though these last batch tried.

- Anonymous votes are not counted.

- I still see comments such as 'very funny' 'Lmao' ' I vote 5 and 6'. Please inorder to make your comment count, cast A VOTE and for ONE gist only!!

Better luck next time...

Kisses

BV  abi BVN 'Cocoz '

I made a mistake and posted gist 6 and gist 7 both as gist 6.I am sure that gist 7 had some votes.

So nobody won the 5k?Okay try harder next week.Thank you BV Cocoz.

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PREMIERE TICKET GIVEAWAY FOR THE MOVIE, DIARY OF A LAGOS GIRL AND SHOKI

Firstly the producers of Diary of a Lagos Girl will like to thank Stella for her kindness, God bless Stella Dimokokorkus.

Diary of a Lagos Girl is coming out in cinemas on Feb 5th, we are having a red carpet premiere on Wednesday Feb 3rd at the Palms Mall, Lekki and would like to give two BV's premiere ticket. The movie features Dolapo Oni, OC Ukeje, Liz Benson, Alexx Ekubo, Linda Ejiofor, Adunni Ade and Paul Adams. There will be red carpet pictures with celebrities.

The first two to send a mail to pentertainmenttv@gmail.com will get the ticket but please make sure you are available to attend.

As ardent readers and lovers of this blog, we also have shoki to share. Don't forget to watch Diary of a Lagos Girl this February in a cinema near you.

SHOKI

Etisalat: 82811-16779-91434

               15043-19903-31142

               15942-56299-56028

               93629-19230-79791

MTN:      7119-7648-0306-2389

               0674-8910-9161-0149

               4359-5091-9745-5272

GLO:       22899-26854-41375

                22895-12886-38683

                22895-75574-94439

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KAYAN MATA

Hello House!

I've been hearing about this kayan mata things that Hausa women use/sell(for vaginal lubrication, tightening, etc) . Does it really work? Who has tried it? Did it work for you?

wetin happen to your kpekus?

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FOR RENT

 it is a newly built self contained ,a room and parlour , kitchen, toilet, n bathroom with water and steady light. it is located in ibadan .kolapo ishola gra. general gas road.. its #220,000 with agency fees. my no is 07010298025.please serious persons only ....

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DRIVER URGENTLY NEEDED

Good day Stellx, 

Happy new year......Biko help me put this up, it's a need I have for a driver around lekki axis  asap. Anyone who's interested should kindly email me here and drop their numbers, I would reach out to them immediately:Shugarbabe@hotmail.com.

Thanks a lot......

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APOLOGY TO STELLA NWUNYE KORKUS CONCERNING ANGEL
ASHAFA GIVEAWAY.

Good day ,

This is from the girl that claimed her account was hacked when she found out she was a beneficiary of ASHAFA GIVEAWAY HERE  RECIPIENT number 2.

I want to use this medium to apologise for being dishonest by applying for giveaways I wasn't truly in need of. I am sincerely sorry for trying to ridicule and cheat the platform you have created to help individuals who are truly in need and have only the giveaways as a last resort. I have won a couple of giveaways but most weren't monetary.

The only monetary one was that of ladygagabee and i would like to restitute. I won 20k from  her and I truly used it in paying my fees because at that time my parents didn't have money to give me but later they got the money for my fees and I just pocketed it which is very wrong. I should have been patient with them instead of running to the blog.

I am going to refund the 20k to the blog treasury and I would like if it is given to a little child who has health problem or down with any infirmities or as you so please. Please I need the bank account which I can pay the 20k into so the process is transparent.

There was also something you started last year about writing on women who are doing well in their fields in which you wrote on the likes of Toke Makinwa if I am not mistaken. I am going to volunteer to write in about working and successful women on the 2nd Monday of every month till this year runs out.

I also apologise to your person and taking undue advantage because you are a lady with a heart of gold, even though you are quick to anger, I know one way or the other, you would find it to forgive me.

From this experience I have also learnt that it is better to give than receive and even though I am not where I want to be, no matter how little it is, I would rather be a giver than be on the receiving end.

Lastly, on my knees i plead that you please remove my name as a list of beneficiaries on the giveaway in  http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2016/01/tuesday-ihn.html?m=1 because with it I have brought a lot of shame to my family and also embarrassment to my person . Please find it in your heart to forgive me.

Thank you as you find a way of forgiving me and removing my name from the list. Thanks and God bless.

PLEASE IF YOU NEED THIS MONEY AND QUALIFY FOR THE CONDITION STATED PLEASE CONTACT PELUMI ON ayanfeorekelewa@gmail.com
My dear i have removed your name and informed the giver of the giveaway you applied for.You are forgiven and i want you to know that you are a very brave person and admitting to being wrong is good.God bless and prosper you in JESUS NAME.
Please you people should not cuss her out for my sake.please.

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Online Baking Classes (50% Discount)+ Giveaway

Quincycakes"n"pastries is back again with another mouth watering package. Join our online training and learn how to make the following:-

▶ Cakes (10)             ▶ Cookies (5)        ▶ Breads (5)

▶ Cocktails               ▶ Mock tails            ▶ Smoothies

▶ Snacks (10)                       ▶ Ice Cream and Yoghurt

▶ Cake Decoration Tips      ▶ Bonus Package

Training Starts:- 25th January 2015

Training Fee:- 4,000 (50% Discount for blog visitors, just mention sdk bv in your mails/messages and pay 2,000). Interested people can reach me on the following:-

▶ quincycakesnpastries@yahoo.com 

▶ 07088173722 (WhatsApp Only)

The first 5 people to contact me on my email would undergo free training and the next twenty would pay 1, 500 instead of 2, 000.

For those who missed our last classes its back again and just for a token of 1,500. Contact the above number also and make "Package 1" your headline when sending your message. Our package consist of the following:-

▶ Cakes (6)             ▶ Butter Cream   ▶ Fondant   

▶ Royal Icing          ▶ Small Chops   ▶ Cookies   

▶ Shortbread          ▶ Breads             ▶ Cocktails         

▶ Smoothies      ▶ Pizza & Sharwama   ▶ Snacks (10)     

▶ Bonus Packages

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RE- SEIZED MENSTRUATION

Stella 3 gbosa for you, Gbosa, Gbosa, Gbosa, Stella dimokokorkus blog saving life since 1960 lol, thanks in a million, I really appreciate you, I received so many calls and messages, I appreciate you all for your words of encouragement, BV IJ thank you for the panty liners you promise to give me, believe me if you are going through a problem there is someone, somewhere that is also going through that problem, please help me call out this bv under anonymous, I want to make enquiry from her . My numbers are 09050509708 or 07082357984. E she gan ni oooo.

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Shopmate needed in Calabar.

I'm an event planner and decorator in need of a young entrepreneur

like myself to share a shop with. A makeup artist preferably. The shop

is located on Marian road and its a very good location. I can't pay

the rent alone that's why I'm looking for a partner. Please call or

whatsapp me on 08165066660, if you're interested. Thanx Stella for the

platform.

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Help to those without capital to start a business

Good day Stella of blogsphere.

I hope this mail meets you well. I'm into body care products and willing to be giving out products on trust to persons who are sales driven  but have no capital.

I will be doing a trial this month with very few products  for a start and advance depending on how it goes.

So if you are a trustworthy lady/woman that can sell but have no means to buy, kindly contact  me on 09056329142 lets chat and move from there.

Its restricted to lagos bvs only.

Please note- Trust is key here. If you have a fraudulent character don't bother  because we will go through a lot before handing over my products to anyone.

Stella God bless you big for this space. Thanks.

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CAR OR NAH

Good morning Stella,

Please I need views on this (yours and BVs').

I am a single 28years old banker,my mum has been on my case concerning marriage , But I keep assuring her that everything will be fine soon even though I don't have a relationship presently .

I just informed her of my decision to get a car, which she vehemently kicked against ,her reasons were I wasn't married and getting a car is not what I should be thinking of ,men won't easily approach ladies with cars and I might attract dubious guys.

Stella, I have a land which I've started developing on. But I need a car for my own comfort .

The question is Should I wait till I get married to buy a car? And continue jumping bikes , buses and cabs? 

Do you think she has a point ? 


Please go and buy your car abeg!..

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WHO IS THIS?...JAYMOORE NEEDS YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER.

He says.....

Stella,I am reading news from the past days and i ran into this attached appreciation message. Please write the woman to send you her account info as she wrote you email. I want to help her with 20k. I love people who appreciate little help, her appreciation really made me feel for her.

Thanks

Jaymoore.

If you are the person who has that munched messgae please get back to me with proof.

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US EMBASSY WAHALA

Dear Stella,

Compliments of the season and thanks for using your blog to help people.

Please something has been going on at the United States Embassy Abuja which we don't understand. You'll have a successful interview with them but up till date they're yet to release visas to the pick up locations(DHL). 

I had my interview Dec 18th and a friend had hers on 30th dec till date it's still not out the status still reads your visa is still at the US Embassy/ Consulate. It usually takes 2-5 working days to come out. 

A lot of people are complaining because of same issue. We've gone to the embassy to complain and all they tell us is they're sorry keep checking it'll be out but for how long? People have engagements that made them choose early appointment dates but the embassy is ruining everything. Someone had to withdraw his passport because he had other visas there he wanted to use that he'll return the passport when he's back.  Whether they have backlogs or technical issues one doesn't know.

Please help post this on your blog so if any bv works there or knows them they should please look into it and see how they'll work on already issued visas and release to dispatch locations.

Thanks a lot Stella. God bless!

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Vacancy and Plea for Patronage

An upcoming fashion line is seeking for a good/creative tailor/fashion designer that can sow, sketch around Mowe/ ibafo/redeemcamp for immediate employment  at You Fashion. Please send a mail to youfashion4u@gmail.com or call 07089770654, wassap 08064302796. And please we also seek for patronage and we promise not to dissappoint our customers. Thanks to everyone in advance for your expectant patronage.

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Original Maca Root Powder needed

Hi members of bvn,i am in need of the original maca root powder from Ghana . Please if you sell this product or can direct me as to where and how i can get it kindly whatsapp me on 08089294711

Thank you

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ACCOMMODATION NEEDED IN CALABAR

Good day Stella. Happy new year. I commend your good work. I need an accommodation,a mini flat (one bedroom flat) or a one room self-contained apartment in Calabar. In a good neighbourhood with light and water,at an affordable price. Please anyone that can help should contact #08080768231. Thank you!

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VACANCY

Happy New year! May God bless 2016 for you IJN. 

Thanks ever so much for this platform, may your oil never run dry IJN.

Please can you kindly help me post the vacancy below in tomorrow's IHN. 

Many Thanks ma!

Vacancy for an Admin Assistant for a construction company, paying N50,000/monthly. 

Preferably a female of below 30years, living in the Lekki Ajah area.

Must be good with all Microsoft applications. Flexible working hours. 

Immediate start. 

Please Send cv's to: info@okumegroup.com

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Business Partner Wanted for Food Takeaway

Hello SDK Blog Visitors, Happy New Year to you all

I am looking for a business partner and investor for a food take away in London. 

Anyone interested in becoming a serious business partner and investor in the food takeaway industry in London should get in contact with me via email on nigeriantakeaway@gmail.com so we can discuss in more detail.

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APPRECIATION FOR MATERNITY CLOTHES

I am the woman who pleaded for maternity clothes

sometime last month.i want to appreciate Mrs Joy from port harcourt who

sent me some more beautiful maternity clothes to the ones Mrs ifeoma

and Mrs Chinwe sent me,i pleaded for used clothes but she sent me new

clothes(plenty).

please everyone help me pray that God will cloth her

with his blessing.my one and only mrs stella,may God bless you for

using this medium to put smile on the faces of the needy.GOD BLESS

YOU.

Good to know that you are okay.hope the clothes fit?Enjoy your preggy
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Yoruba Voice-Over Artiste at your service

I'm a voice over ar‎tiste and I specialize in voicing yoruba copies. I do translations as well.

Please anybody or advert agency looking for someone to take up this role can contact me on ‎07039810948 or via e-mail olaoluwa.emmanuel@yahoo.com.

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Happy new year from Debby'sart

Good day darling Stella.

Small shoki for BVs

4420. 6877. 6296. 4437

5888. 8219. 5189. 2383

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Are you looking for where to get original cosmetics in Benin?  Do you want to get glammed for your introduction and wedding? Or looking for where to learn Personal or Professional makeup classes? 

Search no more because Debby'sart makeup studio will give you that and more.

We are located @ No 1 New Lagos road off Akpakpava, Benin city. Call us on 08058813604,08130118615. 

Shoki continues 

2114. 8028. 7757. 5344

4426. 0000. 4954. 1673

8552. 3691. 3366. 3050

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XMAS GIVAWAY APPRECIATION TO BV ULONNA

Stella i want to thank dis amazing God-sent woman Ulonna Inyama for d money she sent to me to buy things for my baby and for xmas preparation.I was shocked when i saw a whooping 20K in my account..
May God continue to bless her and grant her all her heart desires in jesus name,Amen!

From bv "Grateful Forever."

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2BEDROOM APARTMENT NEEDED URGENTLY IN ABUJA

hi Stella

please post this as it is very urgent. my sisters were given a quit notice through their caretaker 9months ago which they didnt recieve till last week.reasons being that the landlord wants to give the place to his son and wants them out by weekend.so if anyone knows of a 2 bedroom at gwarimpa for 400-500k please and please help out before they are thrown out.God bless you all.

08033860363

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ASO OKE FOR WEDDING RECEIVED

HI STELLA,

I want to use this medium to appreciate the BV that posted on your blog last week about the new aso oke for wedding that she want to give away. I received the aso oke on Sunday afternoon in lagos,she even use her money to send the aso oke from a long distance.She is such a kind person.I pray that thr lord will continue to bless her and her family because this great gift have really relief me and my husband to be some of our expenses for our wedding..I also appreciate SDK blog for making this to come our way.AM VERY GRATEFUL.

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FREELANCE WRITER FOR HIRE

I am a freelance writer based in Port-Harcourt, and I am available for hire. I am skilled at writing essays, term papers, scientific study report/findings (all free from plagiarism) for the academics/undergraduates. I also write articles, newsletters, business plan/proposals(for small and medium scale business, agric enterprises etc). E-books/agribusiness instructional manuals are also available. 

I offer you excellent written content for your target audience in order to help you get the attention you deserve with competitive but fair rates which will provide an excellent value for money. I am available for short term contracts of a single article, to long term projects for larger or ongoing jobs.

An ongoing promo: 

The 1st 3 people to request for agribusiness proposal get a free instructional manual on how to run the business

To get in touch to discuss your content needs, send me an e-mail to:hilancewriters@gmail.com.

Come; let us teach you to invest your money wisely. 

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Party/Wedding Favours

We are a party/wedding souvenir solutions company, we help you get beautiful party packs for your children parties and also elegant wedding souvenirs for weddings.

We are very affordable and can also work with your budget.

Let us take the stress off you and get souvenirs and party packs that your family and friends would love.

We would appreciate patronage from BVs and would definitely be giving a 10% discount to everyone who patronise us from SDK blog.

You can reach us;

Whatsapp/Call - 08142598442

BBM - 3327A3A4

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APPRECIATION TO BV MAUREEN

Greetings Stella, 

My appreciation goes to BV Maureen for the giveaway posted sometime in December. I applied for just the gown for my foster Mum and this sweet hearted lady gave me the following 

1. The gown 

2. A pair of lovely ankara slippers 

3. A purse.

4. A necklace 

She even went as far as bringing it to the town where I live. I am soooo grateful to Her and it is my sincere prayer that her storehouse will NEVER go down rather she will enjoy increases beyond her wildest dreams.

God bless you Stella

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Signing out...

SDK..German agbradagbururu,Ufedo,Nwa Kork

from post to post.....

*Ehen someone commented on Friday that i am childish with my sign out...

''Has a matter of fant,hi ham and i have no conchest about it''..LMAO!