London Tatafo - Series 2

London Tatafo Don land abeg siddon read if you like gist eeeeeh!

Greetings to una my people.  

You see, I was minding my business this very cold morning when my phone went off.. **ring ring **.. as tired as I was I wanted to ignore it, but a quick look at my caller display,  I saw it was my friend from far away New York. Ignore wetin? Na so I rush pick am sharply,  because I sabi say gist don land. 

As I tried to exchange our usual pleasantries as a preamble to our usual tatafo.. she no gree me land o, she dey hot for body, as she begin Halla me ...

Hear my friend rant.. 

...." can you see what this girl has done again? You begged for her the last time, but she has snatched my boyfriend again, just because he visited una yeye London and he attended her hubby's show. She saw how much money my boyfriend sprayed her hubby on stage, and the next morning she was found pants down in his bed. I will disgrace her, I will fly to London to strip her naked. This will be the last time she'll do this to any woman. Her cup is full " 

Ah, what is this na? I had to calm my friend down. Ok, now let me explain what happened here. 

There's this popular hip hop juju musician in London. He's very popular, as his genre of music is contemporary and a remix of songs done by popular Nigerian juju music artistes. He started off his career in music with the likes of Don J. 

This musician is married with 3 pikins. . In fact, he was recently appointed as.....Erm,erm ermmmmm....fogerrit!

Hmmmmmm...

This gist nor be about this musician per say. But about him wife wey no gree siddon for one place. Wetin sef? How person husband go dey sing jolly jolly music to bring happiness to people's lives, and him wife go dey go behind him back to put sorrow for people' marriage upandan? E good? Reason am nah!

Wetin my friend yan me this morning no be lie, it was a build up of her past antecedents in London. This musician met this lady (his wife) in London while she was still working at a popular amala joint in Peckham. My London peeps go sabi dat place.  He actually removed her from the ghetto life by raising her standard a bit. She graduated from the amala service joint to his palace in Thamesmead. But that didn't end her sexual promiscuity. As she's known to always scamper for "who is who" in town, big big politicians  to Jolly Jolly with.

 In fact, someone once said that e be like say dem take kondo swear for this babe sef. She told someone one day when confronted, that she does this because her hubby (the musician) no like to dey do Environmental sanitation for there And as she kukuma like the thing, she go go find Lawma officials to help keep am clean...

Abeggy leave trash for Lawma then!

Whosai!!! 

Do you know how many times her friends have disgraced her for allowing their men shine her congo? Enter SE London ask dem!

For 15 years she has lived in London but London has refused to live in her. Her London people say they love her because she sabi to use her big luscious lips to suck lolly pop wella. 

Oh la la!! 

Dem say she likes to lick dat thing too much. Even if you no give her money, just allow her to suck the thing she go happy. She likes politicians and is always on the hunt for them. Once DH is out to work at night, she sef dey hit road go find Lolly pop to lick...because of this her waka ehn, she hired a live in nanny for her kids. Even though na Giro she dey queue collect per week from British government oh. 

hmmmmmmm....

This lady  can sabi cook like kilode, so she dey always carry soup upandan to give these men to enjoy, feeding them sweet soup and her kinikan kinikan! 

Friends have all fled because of this her behaviour. Maka why?

While her husband holds on to a microphone for a living, his wife is also busy holding on to a kondo for pleasure! Lobatan!   

Another twist to this gist be say....*make I whisper am**.. ......

...we heard this musician is aware of his wife's waka. So because of this, he now has a new fresh babe in America, whom he is keeping as a new wife. Rumour has it that she may be pregnant now sef. But dat one no concern us. After all, everyone deserves to be happy.

So back to my friend who called from New york . She and this musician's wife used to be friends in London before she relocated. And dem fight one time because of say this musician wife tif her boyfriend. Dem carry the matter reach tatafo and na tatafo beg say make the New york lady forgive am..she even wanted to report to her husband but tatafo beg so teeey.....

 So una see wetin cause her anger this morning again? After hearing that her new boyfriend who was in London jeje to enjoy his holiday was seen frolicking with her again!!!!!   

I still Sidon here dey reason and think how Tatafo go settle this matter. As I dey think am I say make I come tell una for here.. before dem go say tatafo don come again o. Wetin make we do na? Should she report to Mr musician or should Tatafo allow her disgrace her in public? Remember say she get pikins oooooh.

Abeg make una tamper Jusitcie with mercy when una dey give advice oooh.

I don wear shoe comot ooooooh and i no call name oooh.

Till next week

Yours truly 
tatafo