London Tatafo Series 1

 If you live in London or are familiar with the social happenings around London folks, you'd know that there's never a dull moment around the people of that town, especially amongst Nigerians. 

Today, you will read the story of a couple in London, whose sweet marriage almost broke in 2014 to a lady who brisked into London from Brampton Canada. 

This couple were living happily with their kids who are all boys.until when one madame, whose second name on social media is same as that of a beautiful black model that is very popular in the U.S. Yes, you got it!

 Did you say N...a...o... ?? 

Ehn ehn.. make una hear wetin happen..

On several occasions, madame Brampton who was dating this married man and father of all boys, would fly into London to carry out her illicit affair with him. Of course his wife was oblivious to the affair. Her husband always lodged in different hotels in the city to have fun with Madame from Brampton.. 

Una say and so? Oya read on...

Unfortunately for the two love birds, numerous times and in the heat of passion, they would record their sexcapades on lover man's phone. Chai. The thing sweet dem sotey that when madame Brampton returns to base, she would always mesmerize her lover of those ecstatic moments and how she missed his very strong thing. 

Tatafo wetin new? .. wait make I explain..

Na so one day o, as usual, madame Brampton came to town and was lodged with her lover man.  After they savoured each other mercilessly, he went home to his family. When he got home, he decided to rush into the shower to take a bath. This was when mama boys, his wife, decided to check his phone o. Na so the woman take see all the orisirisi pics of tohtoh and joy stick that were snapped and kept in her husband's phone. Oturugbeke oh!! 

Wetin she come do? 

As a sharp babe wen she be, she quickly forwarded the exhibits to her personal phone and acted like nothing happened. Meanwhile, madame Brampton in her hotel room started to call father of boys, asking that he comes back for more rumping session. In a delighted mode and as a sharp guy, he gave his wife a flimsy excuse and rushed out of the house again, back into the arms of his dear lover! 

Ghen ghen... 

Mama boys on the other hand had a game plan. She opened up the lewd pictures of madame Brampton's tohtoh and her hubby's kondo, and BOOM.. na so this woman take download every every put for Facebook ohh!! Chineke!!! Na so yawa gas for all. 

On seeing what his wife had done, he rushed home and pummeled the living day light out of her. And he threatened the marriage was over and that he would go ahead to marry madame Brampton... Whosaii??say because nobody would want her after her tohtoh don reach world wide Web. Ah, say wetin? Na so mama boys take comot for her matrimonial home o! See wetin Brampton don cause this family? 

To round off this tatafo, na so the lovers continue to dey knack themselves o, while wifey dey jonz somewhere for London. But e be like say mama boys sabi pray fire, because small time, na so Brampton and father of boys take scatter their relationship o. This man returned to his wife to beg her, and even treated her to a trip to the Holy Land to compensate her. Na so God win!! 

As for madame Brampton, hmmm.. Una never hear? 

Well sha, Luck smiled on her recently too. As she tied the knot in Nigeria this last yuletide season, with her new London socialite lover. Yes oh! Despite all her kinikan wey dem expose, love still located her and she's off the market for good....... We hope. So God win for her too!!

Where ever you are and no matter how you have sinned,God will forgive you and love will locate you..Otan!

Till next week Sunday..

I remain Yours truly,

London tatafo!!