Tuesday In House News

Happy December oh....This is to announce that there will be no giveaway on this blog this Christmas,so please if you are here cos of that,port back biko...

heheheheheheh just kidding....

Just kidding about you porting back,all other things remain valid.lol


EHEN!

Entries for the SDK Hello competition is closed.All the covers will be posted tomorrow Wednesday December 2nd for final voting.
Dauda Aliu, i disagree with the figures of votes you have been putting up.
You openly voted for Decountess so you cannot compile votes because you have placed her on top since....you are biased..LOL

Entries for the cake contest will be posted on Friday for voting.I am busy compiling them.i dont know if i should post all as one post or as different posts.
what do you suggest?

ABOUT YESTERDAY......
Well concerning that dirty pot issue,I really didnt mean to show off as posing and that the only thing i am apologising for.I guess i should have used another approach to pass the dirty pot message.I apologise to all my darling BVs including the ones who agreed and the ones who insulted me.
And when i say i cannot eat food cooked from such post,of cos i can,i just
forgot to add that i can eat anything as long as i do not see the environment the food was cooked in.
It doesnt matter how or where i grew up,the end justifies the means,my approach to certain things is different now,if you know me dont judge me by my past otherwise you are on a long thing.
That said......Make una forgive me,i am only human and not above mistake.I always take constructive criticism but not those loaded with insults.Those belong in my WMF blog pot.
I have nothing else to add except to say that being a blogger doesnt make me mumuish,if you bring on a fight and i have time,we will do it,you hear?
Una well done.
LOL

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VACANCY

Hello Stella compliments of the day. Please help me post this job vacancy on your blog.

A firm in ABUJA is looking to recruit a female between ages 30-35, to fill the position of a company secretary.  

Job specification:

1. The person should have good oral and written communication skills. 

2. Should be able to coordinate the company's affairs with minimum supervision.

3. Send and follow up on the company's correspondences both within and outside the city.

Requirements:

BSC or HND in any of the Social Sciences or humanities. With a minimum of 7 years working experience in the handling of company matters.

Interested applicants should forward their CVs with cover letter tosamtsumbalaws@yahoo.com

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SHOP SPACE NEEDED

Greetings to you madam Stella and  bvs,

  I need a small space or shop around ikeja/surulere/lekki for immediate rent or any one that is willing to share his or her shop space.

I can be reached on 0805 929 9818

Thanks and well done

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LAND FOR SALE AT BOGIJE,AJAH

An uncompleted (lintel level) 2bedroom bungalow on 1 and half plot of land with easy access from lekki- epe express-road at bogije, lekki- ajah  for 12m asking price ( open for negotiation. for enquires contact  mark on 07060629960, Jesse 081310606630 or dandy on 08130122130.

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HELLO....ITS US!

Do you live in Lagos? Are you a bead or makeup lover?? Do you wanna learn how to apply basic daily makeup or be a professional makeup artist and beader??? This is the chance you have been waiting for. Hurry now and register at Dechrystal Beauty Home for our December promo classes that goes thus:
Professional makeup and head gear class:- 15k
Personal makeup and head gear class:- 7k
Bead making:- 10k.

And also in the spirit of the Yuletide season, I want to do a free bridal makeover for a bride that's gonna be getting married between the last week in December and the first 2weeks in January.

BE EMPOWERED AND BE YOUR OWN BOSS. contact us at 07031625366,07089653844 or bb pin:- 53362A81. Or visit us at our studio situated at Shop 2 C-street Shagari Estate, Ipaja, Lagos. Kindly register for our Promo Classes and you will b glad you did.

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LYNDA THE CLEARING AGENT IS BACK AGAIN

My name is Lynda and I'm the CLEARING AGENT lady that advertised via your blog sometime early this year.(the hustle is real o my people). I'm here again, it's the season again and i am at your service. I work with a reputable agency that's into clearing and forwarding in tincan ports, apapa and it's environs.(I'm not advertising for them but myself that's why I'm not putting up the name) I gotta get my own clients.

 I'm reliable and efficient and very considerate, you can be assured of my total commitment to your jobs. After my last post, I got consignments to clear for 2 people here, I hope they see this to confirm and I redeemed my pledge. Please patronise me, all our uncles, aunts, daddies and mommies over there sending stuff down for Christmas, the number to call is 08077375138,08064085748. I'll definitely give something back to the house. 

And there's goods to sell off, household items and vehicles(toyota picnic), gas cylinders, general house hold items and a truck. The number to call for that is 08034190100. Tell him from Lynda.

Lynda the snake..lol.
So you wan pass your company back do jobs?Nice one!
Please patronise her if you can oh....

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ASO-OKE FOR SALE AND GIVEAWAY.

Hello Stella,

I have this aso oke for bride and groom for sale, the agbada, cap, iro and handcut buba. It was worn once and it go‎es for 35k(negotiable). This blue high heeled sandals (size 11) serves as jara for the buyer. I can be reached on 07039159264, call, text and whatsapp.

Stella thanks and God bless.

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VACANCY FOR DRIVERS

Hello Stella.

Kudos for the great job you're doing.

I follow up your blog and get a whole lot of vital information even though I have been playing a passive role by not commenting on the posts.

My firm is recruiting at the moment and there is a vacant position for:

5 truck drivers 

4 Corporate drivers

Job location: Lagos and Ibadan

I would appreciate if you help put this up on your blog.

These are the job requirements:

Candidates must have a minimum of two (2) years driving experience.

Must be conversant with Lagos and Ibadan roads.

Must be experienced in interstate driving and familiar with Nigerian roads and routes

Must have a valid driver's license.

Minimum of Senior Secondary Certificate (SSCE) with good spoken and written English 

Be ready to work full time 

Should be ready to take up employment within one week

Age limit should be between 25-45 years

Interested persons should kindly forward their CV's to asprolland@gmail.com, or call 08171547080 for more inquiries. 

Thanks in advance.

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DECORATIONS VENDOR

Please Bvs having events in Anambra state should please contact me for their decorations and cakes of all kind at reasonable prices......08166004447

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CHEVROLET CAR FOR SALE EXPLANATIONS

HELLO ANGEL STELL,

Please dear help me post this for further clarification on the last week post .

I earlier sent in this last week. I got so many people that was  interested on the car.

I want clear the air/doubt  some said its fake, it is not fake I must tell you, just that the guy form our sister company who told me about the auction did not give me a clear picture of what it entails.

The cars was actually for bid, the highest bidder takes the cars, now the bid has ended today 30/11/2015, and the highest bidder got the cars for N380,000 and will wish to sale at N400,000 so if you are interested here is the number to call for inspection before payment.

Furthermore, the Location of the car is Victoria Island Lagos, and the car is Company use, the engine need to be serviced or be replaced that is the only challenge the car has, you can go with your mechanic too if you wish to confirm the authenticity of what your are dabbling into.

the number to call is 08137305096, which is the guy's number that won the bid. or email beautyvile@gmail.com.

Thanks in earnest.

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SHOES FOR SALE AND GIVEAWAY

I have these shoes for sale, want to sell each for 3k,they are all new shoes but old stock.they are sizes 40,39,38.will like to giveaway the ash wedge, the Leopard skin slip-on, and the male rubber shoe. I can be reached on08053368858

Thank you

The ones you are giving out is not as posh as the ones you are selling.Lots of you want God to bless you 100% but you cant even let go of 20% to bless someone.this is not calling you out oh,i AM JUST SAYING GENERALLY cos i always have to practically fight with some advertisers to do giveaway cos i dont believe their ''I will definitely come back with shoki aaanh''..lol

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SHOE FOR SALE AT GIVEAWAY PRICE

I have a lovely heel for sale at a giveaway price. I bought it last year in the UK, I have only used it once. Still new with tags at the back. I can do N25,000 (negotiable), serious interest please. See attached pictures. Will send shoki later

08108912324

Will send shoki later?*side eyes*

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MEMO...
Since this is a season of love,please endeavour to include a genuine giveaway alongside your adverts otherwise i will not post.
please do not tell me that you are starting new and blah blah,i a the one losing advert money,you are gaining buyers and you still dont wanna bless someone?come on!

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BV FREDALOVE WELCOMES PATTER OF TINY FEET.

Baby boy was born on November 29,2015 in the US.

Congrats and thank God for safe delivery.

Fredalove has been heavy and thats why she has not been so frequent.
Stella Asemota your blog sister don born,go do Omugwo ooooh...

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SIGNATURES EVENT MANAGEMENT 

We are into Rental Services|Decoration|Ushers|Event Planning&Management|Food|Cocktail Drinks|Small Chops|DJ|Makeup|Event Security|Souvenirs|Drinks + serving|Barbecue/ After party clean-up|Photography. We are Located in BENIN CITY .Contact us on..08037099022/08054331427 .BBM:33554720.. www.facebook.com/signatureseventsmanagementnigeria .

Complete Satisfaction :Our Signatures

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SHOE FOR SALE

Hi Stella I love reading your blog,learn so much from peoples stories.A sister has a shoe 4 sale na boyfriend buy am and shoe no size me and him talk sey if I no sell am no money 4 me and a sister is broke,the shoe is from 10- 12k. it's brand new and very beautiful  I wish it was my size..any interested buyer can reach me on 07039132410,the price is still negotiable .

too expensive!
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Thanks and God bless.

Stay Blessed.

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TAILOR NEEDED AROUND AJAH AXIS

In need of a good tailor around ajah axis,someone who is fresh out from fashion school,but doesnt have a means to start up yet. To be my personal tailor and work on my fashion brand.The person will be tested with various designs,and will be  paid 15,000 monthly and also will  be on commission.
if you fit in please send us a mail at marpearlapparel@gmail com. Thanks .

note: only those who fit in this category should contact us thank you.

  I will like to help two bvs subscribe for their BIS...please send mail to same address.

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CHRISTMAS HAMPERS WITHIN ABUJA (WITH SMALL SHOKI)

My people una good day! It's getting to that season we show appreciation  to people who have impacted us.

We have well stocked quality hampers of various categories. We can also work with your budget to make your friends and clients happy this period. We can customise content of the hampers to suit your clients individual preferences.

See the flier below and contact us today, We also help deliver the hampers for you.

Make una manage this small shoki:
Glo:125-8588-4126-9067
Airtel: 9736-5772-4107-9015
Etisalat :6049-6317-6226-604

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VACANCY FOR FEMALE WRITERS

We are looking for female writers, for a few online publications, with an emphasis on fashion and women's health (pregnancy, fertility, parenting, etc.). It could be either on a contract basis (per article), or full time, depending on how much we like the applicant.

Interested ladies should kindly send a cover letter (giving a proper introduction about themselves), and also an 800-worded sample of their written material, to venuswriters@gmail.com.

Thanks Stella. You're doing a great job!

Regards,

Terri

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CAKE GIVEAWAY FROM AMAZING CAKES AWKA

Happy new month people! I am overjoyed that I and my family made it this far, and its actually my birth month! With joy in my heart I want to do a cake give away to my birthday mate. Anybody born on 30th of Dec should send me an email, with a proof that they are born on that day. I really want it to be somebody that shares the same birthday with me.

 It can be you or your child, let it just be 30th of Dec. No fake proof ooo! I'm going to give the person a beautiful cake, so please send in your mails. I stay in Awka, so the person must be ready to come and pick it up, since it will be festive period then, I might not be chanced to deliver it.

Thanks from us @ AMAZING CAKES AWKA.

No contact details added,please do so in the comment section*side eyes*

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Makeovers and makeup training for the holidays.                                        Good morning Stella and happy new month... It's the holidays again and time for your many events. We at Luscious Looks are here to offer you the best for your makeovers. Visit us for any event @ 19, Oremerin str, Ladilak, Bariga. Call or whatsapp is 08182944012 or 08030509735 respectively. Training is about to begin again this month!! For our 8days personal makeup training, weekends only,we offer you a discount of 20% on our 15k fee. For professional training there is a 25% discount on our 40k fee and it goes on for 16 days; weekends. When you register you get a free brush set!! Hurry now, limited slots available! 

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DRIVER WANTED

Hello Stellar,

I got a Driver through SDK blog and shared this with a friend....she asked me to assist do same ‎for her although she's now a blog visitor.

An Experience Driver Needed, must be living around Maryland,Anthony and Ilupeju Axis‎. Salary is N35,000. 

Contact 07031212751.

Thanks so much.

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SEE GOBE!

Stella nsogbu di kwa o, my friend was at my place yesterday to give me this small gist of what's going on in her house. She and her hubby were making love in the middle of the night (2:00am) and the kids were fast asleep in their rooms (or so she thought). Oh boy, she said her legs were wide apart and her husband's head buried deep inside as he goes down on her when she noticed their 5yr old son watching them. Though the light was off but the room TV was on. She quickly jumped out of bed, covered herself up and tried to attend to her son. He wanted a drink of water.

Stella,since then, this boy has been asking all kinds of questions o, why was daddy licking ur weewee and all that stuff. She is so worried the image may not leave him and he may say it in school or something. She is so worried,it doesn't affect the boy  psychologically ,it's even affecting her s3x life.

I told her, I would present this to my fellow BVs and see if there is a way to get him to forget it or a better way to handle this...

She feels really terrible ,she says they could have been more careful ,they were never this careless.

OMG!
*side eyes at those who want me to stop using the three letters*

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SHOE GIVEAWAY

Please I have this shoe to giveaway. It's a size 39 and preferably for someone who lives around festac and its environs. My no is 08091843847. Thank you.

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LOOKING FOR A SELF CONTAINED ROOM

 i am looking for a self contain apartment between maryland and fadeyi at affordable price.please ill prefer to get the accommodation straight from the landlord as i nor get agent money ooo.i can be contacted on datitsekirigirl@yahoo.com

Thank you stella

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MAIL OF APPRECIATION.

Dearest stella, my heart is filled with great joy. All thanks to you and wonderful bvs.

Please I am so sorry this came late. I sent a mail to you last week Monday but when I didn't see my post I had to check the mail only to find out it wasn't delivered.

My dear stella I was the woman who pleaded for 15000 for my children's school fees. Sweet stella I want you to know you are loved so much by your bvs. They love, cherish and respect you.

A beautiful wonderful woman by nameMrs Ese, called me to come to gra and handed over the 15000 cash to me. May God almighty bless her lovely soul. You will never know lack, pain, sorrow or anytin bad. Amen

Another sweet bv who wants to remain anonymous transferred 10,000 to my account. May you never know sorrow sweet bv.

To dearest bvs who also sent 3,000 and 5,000 respectively, God will always meet you at the point of your needs. Thank you so much sweetest bvs and my dearest stella God will always remember you and your family always. You are a real angel on earth. Thank you.

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REFERENCE - MONDAY CHRONICLES

Dear Stellz,

How are you doing? 

With regards to the chronicles of yesterday I have my 2 cents to contribute. This is because I feel for that guy who sent the chronicles.

The woman and I have the same attitude and people like us are not easy to understand.

I feel he should give her time to come to terms with what he did and he will have to woo her again and try to build the wife's trust in him one more time.

He should also be mindful that she may never forget and thus will use it against him if she smells any rat in the nearby future.

Insofar, he just has to be very patient and understanding when it comes to the issue because he's at fault on every count. 

P.S: I won't mind it if my mail reaches he personally because most of the comment were crucifying his actions instead of providing a remedy. Thanks 

From a Fellow BV

He will see it here,he is an ''ARDENT BV''

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FOR SALE

I have some items I'm putting up for sale they've not been used before and this is solely for Benin BV and those interested should send a mail to erodominic@yahoo.com

Ring-11,500

Shoe -5000-6500

Flash drive 32gb....#3000

16gb macro sd....#2000

Selfie stick...#2000- 3000

Keyboard USB cleaner....#2500-3000

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BLOG VISITOR NEEDS ADVICE ON SMELLY BLOKOS BROUHAHA

Good day stella....i really love your work,May God bless you.

Please Stella do not post my email address please,i just need advice from my blog family,How do i tell my boyfriend of 3years that i love so much that his d**k smells,which makes it difficult for me to give him a head even when he needs it badly..Thanks for posting this,I really need advice.

DO NOT GIVE HIM A HEAD!...YOU DEY CRASE?..With all the yamayama going around these days,you still consider putting your mouth on a boyfriends blokos?A smelly one for that matter?STOP IT!

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BLACKBERRY Q10 FOR SALE

I have a blackberry q10 for sale. Asking price is 30k. Interested buyers should send an email to joycecanend@yahoo.co.uk. Or call 08033675281. I live in Jos. ‎More energy to you Stella. Thanks

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PORTABLE HANDHELD SEWING MACHINE AT GIVEAWAY PRICE

I have portable handheld sewing machine for sale! No need to be looking for how to fix little clothe issues, another good thing is that it can be kept in the bag incase there's emergency/ need for it. Price is #1500! I can be reached on 08025141735 or abbymidas@gmail.com

A BV mailedme for this info but i sent her to google and she couldnt find it.I was looking for something and checked an old IHN and saw this and decided to report for the advertiser......Please the BV that needed this,if you saw it mail me to say so you hear?

*walks away in ITK strides.*

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Signing out without signature.....

*Tongue out at you that was sending me stinkers the other concerning this meme.*