This is unbelievable!
Police Found 17 Counterfeit Bills, 5 Baggies Of Heroin, Meth And Pills in a woman privates And Another $10 Banknote In Her Rear!
Police in Alaska were in for a surprise when they went to perform a body cavity search on a woman suspected of passing counterfeit bills.
According to a criminal complaint, Chelsea Sperry, of Fairbanks, was found to be hiding more than a dozen fake banknotes of various denominations inside her vagina, as well as methamphetamine, heroin and morphine sulfate pills stashed in plastic baggies.
Sperry, 31, has been charged with felony forgery and drug charges, along with first-degree count of driving with a suspended license.
Last week, the district attorney’s office dropped the first-degree forgery charge, reported the Fairbanks Daily News-Miner.
Court documents filed in the case stated that Sperry and her boyfriend, Jeff Martin, were arrested on November 30 for allegedly trying to use a counterfeit $100 at Castle Megastore, an adult entertainment and novelty store, in Fairbanks.
Employees at the business called police and Sperry took off from the scene after her boyfriend handed her a wad of cash, according to the complaint.
Responding officers caught up with the fugitive at a nearby gas station and transported her to the local jail.
As Sperry, who had a past criminal record, was being booked on charges of driving with a suspended license and violating conditions of release, a female corrections officer noticed the woman making 'furtive movements' towards her crotch, the documents stated.
A body scanner then detected foreign objects present inside Sperry's body.
A subsequent cavity search yielded six $100 bills, three $50, seven $20 bill and a single $10 - all fake - concealed inside Sperry’s privates. A real $10 bill was discovered inside the woman's backside.
-Daily Mail
obi na so Toto expand reach omo I never enter reach that extent
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Stella, this is nothing na.Visit any Federal High Court, especially the one in Ikoyi and hear the cases.How these women stash these sachets of cochineal in their privates beats me really.The most annoying part is that most of them look so innocent and like every normal Nigeria woman on the streets struggling to carter for their families. There was thus particular case I and my colleagues witnessed in Abuja, this woman looked so innocent, meanwhile she was caught how many kg of methamphetamine in her privates.When she was brought in by those NDLEA officers,she was already shedding crocodile tears even before her matter was called.We were so sure she was getting nothing less than 10 years.Only for the judge to give her 2 years and it was to run in retrospect,so considering the time she spent in NDLEA custody, she was only to serve 8 months jail term.WTF???? I was so passed. That woman should have been given at least 10 years.... but what do I know really?
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DeleteThe woman should have settled those NDLEA thieves and her matter would have died!...
Trust me,drug dealers don't go to jail in Nigeria unless you don't have anybody that would pay on your behalf...
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DeleteVery normal, those who travel with big amount of money know dis na. I can hide 20k usd inside my punana too......
DeleteBlady thief!
ReplyDeleteThis just reminded me of an incident..
When I was in junior high, we had this nanny, unknown to us she was a thief.
We travelled home for christmas one time,and then a week before we were due to go back, my mum sent her to go to the house to clean up.
A week later,when we travelled back,the door to our house was standing ajar.turns out that the nanny planned with movers and moved pratically everything that was worth anything.
The house was empty!
Unfortunately for her, my mum had a trail..
Pronto! She was arrested on getting to the police station,when a female police officer searched her, wads of naira was found hidden in her vagina.till date, whenever I remember how much she stuffed in there, my head still reels.
Turns out she had sold some stuffs already,but thankfully we recovered some from a warehouse.
Which book is this from? @warehouse
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ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Totoh dey expand nau
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