Sunday In House Gists...

Sunday in house gist is unedited....thats how it will be from now on to retian its original humour,with the gbagaun and all..LMAO!

Saturday in house gists was part 1-6,it continues today with part 7-11

GIST SEVEN

EVERYBODY HAS WENT TO BED

Compliment of the season to everyone....

This incidence happen when i went to visit a friend,actually the house

is face me i slap you.

So this particular night which was on friday,everybody has went to

bed.Suddenly we heard sound outside and i was even scared asking my

friend what is happening outside and i said we should go and check but

she refused.Am sure everybody in the compound heard the noise too,some

guys came out we too open our door small time outside don full.To our

greatest surprise we met Baba T outside trying to break the lock on

the well.We asked what he was up to,He said he wanted to enter His

apartment but unfortunately he has lost the key so he decided to break

it open.This man was oozing of alchohol,they have to assist his wife

to park him to his apartment that day.I was amazed that day,I got to

know that this is not the first time he drinks to stupor .And he still

drinks to stupor till now.

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GIST EIGHT

MEEEEEH

I remember one funny incidence that happened one night in my house. Myself and my two sisters share the same room. My elder and younger sis sleep on the lower and upper bunk beds respectively, while I sleep on the single bed. We were all sleeping one night o, when there was no light, suddenly my elder sister just screamed from her sleep, "Yeh ! Jesus !rat rat ! Rat has climbed my leg o". I jumped up from my own bed scared and confused and started saying "Jesus ! what happen ? What happen ?" All of a sudden, my younger sister just jumped down from the upper bunk frightened, she didn't even use the ladder and started making some strange sounds like a goat in labour "MEEHH MEEHH MEEEHH" myself and my elder sister just looked at each other and started laughing. My younger sister just hissed and went back to sleep. We still tease her with the goat-like sounds and she goes "Sister xxxx I don't like it oo".

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GIST NINE

THE PROPHECY

Few years ago, my uncle was very sick after taking him from one hospital to another to no avail, we were advised to take him to a church in by a family friend.

My dad was not around then so he asked my two elder sisters to go with my uncle. Na pigin english sure pass for this gist. As dem reach the church people full dey wait for prophet, as prophet enter em come begin see vision. Na so em call one boy tell am say e get girl way em dump, say the girl na im dey behind em misfortune. The guy now wan tell prophet say em never engage any girl na so church people shout say why em go question spirit. 

The prophet come tell the boy to empty em pocket to appease the girl spirit.

Prophet come tell my sister (the younger one)to stand up, as she stand em come enter spirit o. The next thing em say "You take ring and money from friday come say you no go marry am again, friday sef even send your brother go school for london(meanwhile we dont have a broda o) now friday don vex, abi na lie, (my sister wanted to make fun of him) she come reply, "no be lie.

Em come tell our eldest sister to stand up(she was serving then). Pointing to my two sisters he said, "una see This two girls, dem no wan go school, na for hotel dem dey stay, abi na lie? My younger sister replied "No be lie". Prophet come tell them to use hand hit their leg come shout "waka waka stop", na so my younger sister shout" Waka waka stop". Na so our eldest sister vex o, come shout say she be graduate.

Na so our eldest sister vex o, come talk say, she be graduate and her sister dey year two. She come drag my uncle and younger sister comot for the church,as dem reach gate dey wait for car, the first boy wey dey man tell say em engage girl come run come met them. Em come tell them say em never engage any girl all em life,Na so my sisters tell am say dem sef no get broda and dem dey go school. The boy come beg them transport fare as em don empty em pocket to please spirit way em no know.

My people my sisters reach house tell us o, we laugh die. Na so the story end sha. Abeg make una forgive my Gbagaun dem o.

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GIST TEN

JOLLOF RICE DISAPPOINTMENT

Everybody eku odun oooo

This one happen to me recently,so I get one big sis  wey invite me to one

wedding like dat,she say na court wedding say na only reception I go

just come.she tell me say JOLLOF rice go dey and every every.I happy

no be small I don check my ghana must go nothing to wear I don quickly

go arrange one toks(okrika) gown like that,dry clean am put starch

with my small savings.

Nai I call this my Big sis on saturday morning oo nai sis tell me say make I no worry say next time.I cut call,call her back again con dey beg her maybe I don offend her oo,she said no that I should be enjoying xmas at home.I just tell her thank you and cut the call.

Meanwhile I don even promise my friends to bring JOLLOF for them,they call me I no gree pick,they con find me come house.

As they reach naso I change face na dem con dey ask me wetin do me ,I

just lie give dem say I sick,they con dey pity me sef.They now ask me

how far I tell dem say na since midnight nai the sickness hook me,e no

even reach 10 minutes dem don stand up they go.

Caro and clara(not real name)no even tell me bye bye sef.

God no go let party JOLLOF kill pesin.

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GIST ELEVEN

BAD MARKET

Good day Stella merry Christmas and a prosperious new year in advance. 

This is my gist

My friend told me that he discovered that his dad doesn't like giving someone something during the day, but he does during the nite. That he was the 1st to discover it.

He said he shouted 1 nite when everyone was asleep (yee yee yee) his dad rushed into his room kilosele kilosele? Domino's pizza ni ooo, kilosele si? won ti package eee won fee gbe fun mi ni ooo, ma gba eran aje ni ma ra fun eelola

The next day his dad took him to Domino's and he bought all he wanted to buy for him. 

When he got home he told his sister his sister also did the same thing (yee yee yee) kilosele? iphone 6 ,infinix zero kilosele si? won ti wrap eee won fee gbe fun mi ni, ma gba ooo eran ajeni ma ra fun eelola the next day her dad bought everything for her so they continued like that until 1day their mum destroy their parol she shouted (yee yee yee) kilosele kilosele range rover sport kilosele si won fe gbe kokoro eee lemi lowo 

he said  shey oti laju? Mi ti laju gba gbogbo wa la need ee ni inu ile yi...