First official entry of the Blog Slum book....This should be fun!
1.) Location: Ibadan, Nigeria
2.) Birthday: 3rd of march
3.) Best food: Pounded Yam with water leave soup
4.) Favorite Colour: Orange
5.) Best/favorite blog visitor (male/female): Doppelganger
6.) If you were to wife/husband a blog visitor, who will it be? Why? (Reason is Optional):
Scholar Ibhagbe, I love her cool online personality
7.) What attracted you to sdk blog?:
the Numerous hilarious and dramatic comments (I love drama so much).
8.) Most hilarious or notable blog visitor comment (name and post if necessary...):
Jobless House Wife (JHW) with her regular signature, *tears bra, tears pant...
9.) Best Nigerian musician (female/male): Banky W
10.) Your football club: Chelsea FC
11.) Three(3) things you cant do without: Phone, food, Piano
12.) Legacy you wanna be remembered for?: Truth
13..) Most hilarious post (with link): Saturday Laughs http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2015/07/saturday-laughs_18.html?m=1
14.) If you see Stella Dimoko-Korkus today, what would be the first thing you would do? : Call ur name loudly and ask for a selfie.
Ewo Chelsea Fan..hehehehehehehhehe
cool!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, JHW it is for me too. I feel like giving her okrika undies instead of VS, so e no go pain me when she tear dem. LMAO.
DeleteJesus is Lord.
Hehehehehehehe!
DeleteNice!
doppelganger someone is crushing on you o...*smiles*
What is his blog ID na. Cool
DeleteBlog ID should be included biko
DeleteNice gesture
DeleteThanks Stella for this post, for some of u that think am Ibadanish in nature, no think am o. I be baptised and confirmed, born and brought up Edo boy from Igueben.. IG town. Make una calm down.
DeleteSo cos your best cool is orange,you must have an orange complexion? My friend stop bleaching!
DeleteReally nice!
DeleteIf location is Ibadan ,then rumour has it that it sometimes bentoutashape.bitchplis.blog id
DeleteI've prepared mine. Hitting the send button soon
DeleteLol. SnM in disguise. Hey dude...Scholar is too pretty for you. Guess you noticed her and her beauty after her birthday post cos she's on the quiet side. She nor go gree for you oo. Lol. Mine is loading................
DeleteMan, love drama???? Issorai
DeletePlease blog name next time
DeleteCongratulations for being a Chelsea fan...EFCC will soon probe Morinho for all the unnecessary matches he lose to break Nigerians heart. Definitely you will be entitled to some compensation. United for life...lol.
DeleteI like this package...keep rolling.
He looks like Ibadan people. What's he's blog ID? And lol I agree with him about jobless housewifes continuous comment of tear bra tear pant. I always laugh when I read it
Delete@uthman boy, u so dry.
DeleteIgueben man, how you no go like scholar, na your sister na. But she don marry unfortunately.
DeleteIts like Lailas hotseat monday.
DeleteEh woe ooooo! Oscar Moses, U are from Igueben, I shan in Edo? You bi we de forbid them? Your place no easy o. Una dey into Python/spiritual Ish. Married ur brother from Igueben but ran away for my dear life. Chai! Crush on ur Edo people alone o.
DeleteReigning queen,please don't kill someone with ur comment oo!!!hehehehehehe..#he try na cos na him open door for us 😁
Delete#abbytohxoft
Oga,what is your name/blog id?
ReplyDelete@Tac, ask me oo. If I talk now them go say aboki don come again.
DeleteSometimes Stella is just too over excited about something and there....
In my own opinion, this is a balderdash.
It will be better it goes in form of interview. Who will read all these 'I tire for you' questioning and answering and not get bored at the second or third read?
Hello its me... Oscar Moses is the name.
DeleteAbi oo...
DeleteI am very sure this is @Bent out of shape
@Galore
Same question I intend to ask...
DeleteBlog id pls????
DeleteIf he's the one, he's actually bentoutashape. Na play I dey o
DeleteNice*
DeleteOscar Moses I'm seeing this ID for the first time
DeleteAtleast i can put a name to the personality
hmmm
ReplyDelete#GODWIN™
Mehnnnn dis is really fun....
ReplyDeleteChickie, how are you feeling now?
DeleteHey. Trust you're fine now. Happy birthday in advance
DeleteThis is super boring.Chick sweetie how you doing? Happy birthday in (advance,arrears?) My best post on this blog remains That Khafila So genre's post.I still have a good laugh anytime I remember the comments on that post.
DeleteAllow me to lick your ass small.
DeleteHow's ur health
Welcome back
Awwww yaah my lovely fam I am doing well now. Thanks all. Kisses.
DeleteAint got the tongue for licking ass so am gonna have to swallow the whole ass...
DeleteThanks for the card girl...
German juice said,so many people would use it as another snm.
ReplyDeleteSoon they wouud start sending mails to get linked.
On a 2nd thought I think I should send in mine.
But wait is there gonna be a winner coz I don't participate in anything that wont really add value to me wether slump or slum book no concern me.
Winner for what??? Are u dis dumb?
DeleteReal hustle.
DeleteHow? There is no phone contact or email address.
DeleteSigh
DeleteYou are even anonymous. Fuck off, notice me!
DeleteYes eka but not as dumb and stupid as u are get the fuck outta my post u cow shit.
DeleteEka u are the dumb one here coz German juice was only making a joke.
DeleteLeave German juice alone and get a life u bitter soul.
Arranges pic..slum book loading
ReplyDeleteNice one!
DeleteHhmm;sassy!! Guys go die on top your matter ooo..abi you wan give em sleepless night??
Deleteyour beauty eehh!! #commentReserved
Sassy Mama and Sassy pickin... I am waiting to see wha you both have. #ParksDanfo
DeleteHe looks ibadanish
ReplyDeleteLmao
DeleteHmmm this is gonna be fun.....
ReplyDeleteMehnnnn dis is really fun....not too long to read I enjoy reading through.
ReplyDeleteHey sister girl
DeleteI know you're much better now
Don't fall sick again oh
God bless u plenty nd happy birthday in Advance hope u re feeling better now.
Delete@EXOTIC @SUWALYN YAAH I am better now thanks for d love and prayers.
DeleteHian,all of a sudden everyone wants to turn chick felix's ass licker. Ok na,na look I dey look
Delete*dancing*
ReplyDeleteThis is fuuuunnnnn!!!!!
I love ooh...
Most hilarious post? Saturday laugh? So cliché
Please a beg,no one should write,vivi the humming bird *crying*
Azin you read my mind lol... vivi the humming bird
DeleteConsider my request na
DeleteLol.
DeleteThis is going to be fun.
ReplyDeleteOya let's go there.......
Nice one
ReplyDeleteNext
Mine us next.
ReplyDeleteIs next.
DeleteMake it interesting please.
DeleteThis indeed is gonna be fun...not sure I'm sending mine
ReplyDeleteStella how far????
You for take style tell us who you are now.
ReplyDeleteThis is gonna be fun.
This is cool.
ReplyDeleteAHan awon fans mi but leave or leaf?
ReplyDeleteVery good.
Babe na slum book we go use know ppl wey like us
DeleteI crush on her too. I like her personality. She no send.
DeleteAwwwwhhhhh
ReplyDeletelooking forward to Oluyomi, Jhw,Cynthia Iyede.
Where is Genny baby tho?
Awwwwhhhhh
ReplyDeletelooking forward to Oluyomi, Jhw,Cynthia Iyede.
Where is Genny baby tho?
Wow,this is nice.
DeleteWelcome!
ReplyDeleteWho is scholar Ibhagbe?
The girl that celebrated her birthday few days back
DeleteLast week bdae girl
DeleteClick the below link;you would get to know her then.
Deletehttp://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2015/12/happy-birthday-blog-visitors-scholar.html?m=1
**grabspopcorn*** awaiting comments
ReplyDeleteCool
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteNice 1
ReplyDeleteOkay.
ReplyDeleteHmmm dis is nice.Also like doppelganger.
ReplyDeleteOh thanks. Mail me for your recharge card if you don't mind.
DeleteUr blog name nkor?
ReplyDeleteBitchplis,i suspect
DeleteNice...
ReplyDeleteHehehehehehe
ReplyDeleteLet the fun begin...
This is going to be interesting.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad first entry is a Chelsea fan.
ReplyDeleteNot bad.
Your comment will be visible after approval.
Stella, you've just reminded me of boarding school days
ReplyDeleteYes oooooo Chelsea till I quench. Cool tho.
ReplyDeleteLmao....this is fun.
ReplyDeleteI don't recognise ur wifey bv tho..
Yes o cocoz!
DeleteHis wife bv is new here
She just started commenting...
She celebrated her birthday few weeks ago.
Calabar chick, it's few days back not few weeks ago.
DeleteThanks calabar chick.
DeleteI just checked her birthday post...cunny SNM slumbook lol
That she doesn't comment on every post doesn't mean she is new here, you don't expect her to post comment when she doesn't have any meaningful thing to add Or do you want her to be posting insulting post like some bv's here.
DeleteNice one
ReplyDeleteIt's getting real.
Hmmmmm! No comment!
ReplyDeleteNice 1. .......Alert! Alert!! Alert!!! Now let the entries roll in. Hahahahahaaaaa
ReplyDeleteNo name?
ReplyDeleteLooooool Nice+ my very best soup is water leaf soup!
ReplyDeleteLol fun indeed will send mine.
ReplyDeleteStells sent u mine. ...Pls post
ReplyDeleteWaaoh nice ,water leaf soup kwa please send recipe .More please ,is gonna be interesting slum book here .
ReplyDeleteI don't know water leaf soup o. Na bitter lead I know
DeleteFyn man,I rep Chelsea
ReplyDeleteFyn man,I rep Chelsea
ReplyDeleteSo what are we to comment???? Lets do it on a post by commenting jare.
ReplyDeleteCool answers!
ReplyDeletewww.ckjacob.com
What is the point of this without a name or blog name?
ReplyDeleteSo how am I to identify the person with no name or blog name? *rolls eyes* Tall fat guy with small head and fat cheeks wearing blue sokoto abi? #issorai
Must u identify? ??
DeleteLol..
DeleteLmao
DeleteChei make u fear God small
DeleteHey Chichi2?
DeletePlease spare us your stupidity. Please.
Even sea animals are not this dense.
Idiot.
I like the no name of blog ID it will save pple from judgemental bad-mouthed bvs
Delete@misskay then don't call it 'SLUM BOOK' that term was created to get to know the people involved. In high school didn't those books have Names????
DeleteCall this anonymous incorporated or whatever.
A good one.
ReplyDeleteEnd time Entry
ReplyDeleteEnd time trillion send us
DeleteGood. Next!
ReplyDeleteOlly
Nice one! Though no blog name so its hard to relate to you.
ReplyDeleteIt will be boring Without the blog id
DeleteNo name or at least a blog ID? Ok na
ReplyDeleteHehehehe... Am jealous ooooo,nice one though
ReplyDelete#MossVa3lla
Stella am coming back,let me go and think of who I can marry on sdk blog first
ReplyDeleteLmao, it's either the questions are boring or the answers are just blaaaaannnnd. We need more fun questions, me thinks tho
ReplyDeleteI think both are boring and bland respectively.
DeleteI agree with la Katie. There should be a standard for this to qualify. Compulsory questions and answers or u don't bother. If everyone had to put out only what they wish to answer, then the purpose has been defeated.
DeleteBtw, Me think that Facebook is a redefinition of the old traditional slum book tho.
Hehehehehe.. Am jealous oooo, nice one though
ReplyDelete#MissVa3lla
Stella am coming back,let me go and think of who I can marry on sdk blog first
ReplyDeleteHe's fine
ReplyDeleteFirst trial...
ReplyDeleteNice one bro!
Nice try.thumb upp
ReplyDeleteThis is so nice.
ReplyDeleteU try small
ReplyDeleteYou know stella is stubborn! If she salivates for something, she won't rest till she does it!!!
ReplyDeleteAin't no fun in this!! Can't even relate to him (comments)
Make this a post and brainstorm other ideas...
This is the 1st official post! Subsequent ones may not have comments cos it's just like browsing random faces on the road!!!
We read ini edo n co and even urs cos we know them!!!
#yourblogyourrulesabeg#
*bye*
Nice..
ReplyDeleteWow am humbled, jeez am blushing so much right. I will keep doing me like my mentor Stella Korkus
ReplyDeleteKikkikikikikiki.....
ReplyDeleteInteresting!
Kikikikikikiki.....interesting!
ReplyDeleteOmo Ibadan kini so!!! Would u teach me more on the keyboard??? I luv luv luv it!
ReplyDeleteIts cool
ReplyDelete*****MhizDerbyViaIG*****
This is going to be fun
ReplyDeleteI'll send mine sooon
Nyce one, Stella about single and mingle for HIV am really expecting it.
ReplyDeleteSharp BV *wink* who doesnt like when a lady *tearbra**tearpata* LMAO. Sharp nigga lol
ReplyDeleteOne love
Joblesshousewife
Lmao...keep tearing boo
DeleteNice; ibadan boy !
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteHahhahahahhaha.. I went through that Saturday laughs..
ReplyDeleteSo many funny memes..
Stella keep it up, I have to stop being anonymous always and come out boldly here today (tho being anonymous makes one freer and one can spill more gist there).
ReplyDeleteI like ur blog, ur bloging style and mostly BVs because many people always say their mind freely here, whether them be pastor, S.U, alfa, mermaid, okpo, hustler, worker, single, double, tripple, married etc. U guys are too much.
For u, yes u, May God increase ur helpers.
Whaoo, my birthday mate 😃😃😃
ReplyDeletecool guy,team Chelsea. Stella mind ur sef on our Chelsea palaver.
ReplyDeleteWow! Nice one.
ReplyDeleteMust the pic a full one nii? Can't I send a side-view pic?
Hmmm... cool
ReplyDeleteNot fun without blog name.
ReplyDeleteLet me send mine to Stells sharp sharp.
Nice!!! Will send in mine
ReplyDeleteVery good collections.... Keep it coming!!
ReplyDeleteNice 1. Up Chelsea
ReplyDeleteLovely concept! ..
ReplyDeleteWow! This is nice
ReplyDeletePls let them come in with blog names, so that we can relate with it. I don't have a blog I'd. I go anonymous, if not I would have loved to participate. Anyways I love money maker best , maybe because I'm fat. He reminds me always that I need to loose weight.
ReplyDeletecool dude.Stella abeg leave team Chelsea alone o
ReplyDeleteMake una dey add name naa. Oga from ibadan wetin be ur name? Chelsea sucks like suckaway.
ReplyDeleteThis is Bitchplis! Omo Ibadan I bn dey loff u b4 bhet ds...I don seinge moi mind
ReplyDeleteBitch plis Ke ?
DeleteLailai
Bitch plis wey resemble mai ruwa ?
How do I send mine?? Shines teeth
ReplyDeleteNice one, expect mine without pix oh
ReplyDeleteI like...
ReplyDeleteThis is cool and interesting.
ReplyDeleteThis is cool....thanks Stella for inventing new things each time to keep the fun going.
ReplyDeleteOya single desperados ova 2 u.
ReplyDeleteThe way some of you reason?? Spits
DeleteNice concept.
ReplyDeletePounded yam and water leaf soup! REALLY???
di iru ka Nwa mpki!
ReplyDeleteSuper nice...Let's keep them rolling in kikiki
ReplyDeleteHuhmmm nice!
ReplyDeleteOmo ibadan kini sow?
Nice one
ReplyDeleteFun to read
ReplyDeleteEnjoy reading it.
But u for include ur blog id
Choi I love this ooooo..#slum book#
ReplyDeleteNice one but you forgot to tell us your name.
ReplyDeleteSo this is where Stella wants to pick the xmas giveaway from, I tell you. By the way doppleganger just came not up to a year here and did gragra and took our shine away. We are loyal here so stop acting like you own this place, idiot.
ReplyDeleteSee painment bcos the poster mention Doppelganger name,na wah for some pple.
DeletePls do your own gragra.
I am not coming back to this post again..byeeee
Stop hating pls.
DeleteYou sef why you stand dey watch as person take shine commot for you body? You think say dis place be church? Mumu.
DeleteYou are pathetic!
DeleteSo part of your bragging right is shining on sdk?? Get a life plix
DeleteYo ain't gat a name or what....
ReplyDelete#ONE OF A DOPE
So cool. This is fun.
ReplyDeleteMy birthday mate!!! This is the nearest I've evr been with a bday mate after searching for one for years!!! I'm in ibadan too and yes i'd like to meet u
ReplyDeleteFun fun fun!!!!!!
ReplyDelete*smh* @did gragra and took our shine away.
ReplyDeleteWhy don't you do gragra too and get back your shine?
People really take stuff on here, more serious than life itself.
#WhiteDiamondOut
And they will be shouting it's a 'faceless blog'it's a' faceless blog' through their a us but will rush here to share everything mother-in-law said to father-in-law, everything husband said to wife, even what was said under table at the back of a neighbors house.
DeleteTap with no remote.
Nice. Thinking of sending mine...
ReplyDeleteCan newcomers send too?
ReplyDeleteFantastic concept. Thumbs up Stella!
ReplyDelete