Rumour Has It.....

There is a rumour running around town in a red satin dress....catch it if you can!

Sweet sweet rumour...the type i like to whisper because it is legit.

Rumour has it that they are pregnant!

According to the Olofofo,they started the nine month course a while back (lets not reveal how far gone they are) and anytime from now,the thing that was done in the ''dark'' will show in the light.lol

Yes,the forefathers were right afterall when they postulated that ''one of the things when person no fit hide na belle,another one na when you shack pass your level come turn drunkie and the last one na when man carry him two chewing stick legs go fall in love..''

These three things cannot be hidden.

They MET and then they MARRIED and now she is on her way to being a MOTHER.....Wow,its like Rythm and Rymes.

This is what every married couple wishes for and i wish them the best.

No wonder she looked so beautiful when she was taking the ''something blue,something old,something new and something borrowed walk right?

So many of you reading this now are seeking for fruit of the womb and i pray this blessing into your belles,the next time your hubbys mount your Lily of the Valley of Roses,he will score goals to the glory of God and all you will do is sing and sing until you wax an album.

Yes God men made and men made music!

Make i waka go find food Ojare,my mouth heavy me to deliver what is whispered about that dark skinned actress that has all the rich men in Nigeria at the palm of her hands and her hubby knows but turns the blind eyes as guy man when wan survive for Lagos..na wah

I will not even dare recreate a scene of how someone bumped into her massaging the phallus of ...........


He who comes to equity must come with clean hands *looks at hands*.......HIAN who rub me palm oil eeeeeeeh!

I AM OUT!