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Friday, December 11, 2015

Friday Laughs

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Difference Between Foreign Advice And Nigerian Advice
FOREIGN PAGE:
Hello, My name is Kathy Moss , I’m from UK. I
love my husband so much and I do anything to
please him in bed. I even s*ck his thing but he
has refused to eat my ‘thing’. Please advice me
how to tell him to go down on me cos I really
want my ‘thing’ juice s*cked.
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COMMENTS:
John Phillips: I think you need to talk to him, marriage is all
about communication.
.
Alexandra Matters: Oh my dear, sorry about that, I have
been in your shoes before... I told him right away and he is
an expert in it now.
.
Kelvin Martins: I get down with my wife, its cool. I love doing
it... you should talk to your husband.
NIGERIAN PAGE:
My name is Yetunde, I stay In Lagos, married
with a kid, my husband have refused to s.u.c.k. my ‘thing’,
what should I do…? No insults abeg…
Just need your suggestions.
.
COMMENTS:
Musa: First to comment, Space Booked!
.
Freshkid: and how does that affect the price of garri in the
market?
.
Emeka Ngochi: F00l, sex na food?
.
Nkiru Joy: You are a disgrace to woman-hood.
SHAME on you.
.
Kunle DeeDee: Any news about ASUU Strike?
.
Toheeb Sule: If you want I can suck for you, call my number.
0700233766214
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Temitayo: I no blame you at all, better go find something to
do with your life. Suck kor, soak- away ni.
.
Richard: Abeg who get bb charger?
.
Amaka: You be ashewo!!! You need deliverance!
.
Lynda: Sign of End-time, Anti Christ among us, Please
repent!
.
Taofeek: Thunder fire you!!! You are a disgrace to

womanhood!



*or they will say ..''Madam how market?''*



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116 comments:

  1. LOLO IDEATO 11 December 2015 at 11:01

    Naija hustle is real

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    1. Anonymous11 December 2015 at 12:05

      My bf and I for 5yrs 11 months jus broke up, it hurts so much, pls fan, how do I get passed this? How do ì move on I need assistance

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    2. Anonymous11 December 2015 at 12:12

      It's 6am and my husband can't understand why I'm laughing so hard...... This is hilarious

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    3. Mosiwomeka11 December 2015 at 12:42

      Lol

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    4. Chinyelugo Ada Isiokpo11 December 2015 at 12:52

      Not easy ooo... Nigerians are the wrong people to ask advice cos they're unsympathetic

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    5. Anonymous11 December 2015 at 12:56

      Please fan ke. @ anon 12:05.. Are you sure you don't want AC? Rabbish

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    6. Anonymous11 December 2015 at 12:56

      Anon 12:05 u need Jesus not a boyfriend!!! Ashewo oshi

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    7. events by tegz11 December 2015 at 13:03

      This is so hilarious and so true....hahahaha but why are like that tho?

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    8. BluntIjebuChic'*GiFTED'*11 December 2015 at 13:37

      Typical nigerians..am not suprised

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    9. OKIJA WIFE THE CRAZY BABE!11 December 2015 at 13:46

      anonymous 12:05, who send you to do osho bam bam for your bobo??

      nonsense, and that's the main reason you can't movr on easily!!!

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    10. Anonymous11 December 2015 at 17:16

      Lol....
      All of una just repeat wetin stella post for that anon 12:05 matter...
      She's hurting and need help...
      May God help us all...

      Delete
  2. radiant D11 December 2015 at 11:01

    Hahaha so true

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    1. Unknown11 December 2015 at 12:47

      "You must be FAT"
      "Have a heart to heart discussion"
      "Get down on your knees and pray,there's nothing God cannot do"

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    2. xxxTrinityxxx11 December 2015 at 20:27

      Hahhhahhahaaaa so true

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    3. Odus11 December 2015 at 22:50

      Hahahhaha bvs comments

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  3. TAC11 December 2015 at 11:02

    Lmao.......That's really true about nigerian advice

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  4. danny fisiye11 December 2015 at 11:02

    lmao ihiagwa





    #GODWIN™

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  5. Pipi Lee11 December 2015 at 11:03

    How about....

    Jesus Fix it!

    Or

    Just Negodu...mtcheeewww

    Or

    NEXT!!!!

    HAHhahahahaha...naija 4life

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    1. Muy11 December 2015 at 12:47

      Abi lemme sit n read comment, ur case is critical. Lol

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    2. bitchplis (BentOuttaShape)11 December 2015 at 13:20

      "Get a sugar boy"
      "Obi seen"
      "He's a broke ass husband"
      "Oloriburuku olobo roforofo" *in okija wife's voice*
      "Am I d first?"
      "Chronicles is here"

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    3. bitchplis (BentOuttaShape)11 December 2015 at 13:22

      "Marriage is overrated"

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    4. bitchplis (BentOuttaShape)11 December 2015 at 13:23

      "Get a sugar boy"
      "Obi seen"
      "He's a broke ass husband"
      "Oloriburuku olobo roforofo" *in okija wife's voice*
      "Am I d first?"
      "Chronicles is here"

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    5. Pipi Lee11 December 2015 at 14:27

      Hahahaha, bitchplis
      You nailed it..."Am I first?"

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    6. OKIJA WIFE THE CRAZY BABE!11 December 2015 at 19:09

      LOL bitchplis yeye guy!

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  6. Cynhams Cakes, Abuja. Home delivery 0703479494711 December 2015 at 11:03

    Lmao. So true.

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  7. Omonigho11 December 2015 at 11:04

    Lmao... So true @Nigerian page. That is Nigerian mentality for u.

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  8. Fierce of SDK blog 11 December 2015 at 11:05

    Hahaha. Very true,Nigerians can like to add to ones problems.

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  9. I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF)11 December 2015 at 11:05

    Hahahahahahahaha...
    This is so funny...OMG!...
    So true!...
    Nigerians will not kill me with laugh and here you will see Jesus fix it,Just negodu and have you prayed for your husband?...
    Lwkmd!...

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    1. Pipi Lee11 December 2015 at 11:54

      You forgot to add

      ...get a sugar boy to s**k it for you

      Or

      Go and buy a dildo

      ...then end with, Life is too short.

      Lmao

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    2. Pipi Lee11 December 2015 at 11:57

      You forgot to add

      ...get a sugar boy to s**k it for you

      Or

      Go and buy a dildo

      ...then end with, Life is too short.

      Lmao

      First and foremost (1 4got this)

      ...have you tried lesbian sex, go and get a lesbian partner, I assure you, you will never disturb your husband again...ifem n'eli...lmao
      Queen L.E, your advice no get part2

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    3. Anonymous11 December 2015 at 12:39

      Pipi Lee....LMAOOO, you cray aswear!
      Linda Eze u sef craze pass.

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    4. Anonymous11 December 2015 at 12:41

      Lmao @ pipi lee no mind linda eze,E de her body.nigerian's got no chill. As for the comments up there,what were you expecting soliciting advice from(some) ppl who can't afford 3square meal a day.naija is too tough jare.

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    5. Omonigho11 December 2015 at 12:48

      Lol @Pipe Lee

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    6. Goddesss of Dawn11 December 2015 at 14:12

      Hahahahaha!
      Another one will say
      End time woman!!

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    7. Pipi Lee11 December 2015 at 14:35

      Lol...L.E be giving me higgies I swear... To all those who take it too serious, she is the queen of sarcasm... Check her bio.

      Lol @Goddess
      End time question

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    8. Jasmine11 December 2015 at 16:59

      And u forgot to add 'oriegwu'

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  10. NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN (foot loose and fancy-free) 11 December 2015 at 11:05

    Funny but true..

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  11. Unknown11 December 2015 at 11:05

    Lmao..

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  12. christabel 11 December 2015 at 11:06

    Or they would say just negodu, Jesus fix this

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  13. Andromeda11 December 2015 at 11:06

    Or end time woman
    Hahaha

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  14. Quiksilver11 December 2015 at 11:06

    Oversabinus like Martins Aboy will tell the woman to "get busy" and forget about sex, or channel her thoughts/energy towards her business, or kids. Because Women were created to Live and die for kids and forget about konji.
    Nonsense talk...

    Infact, what do I know sef? Let me jejely carry my singlehood and park one side.
    Somebody once told me to leave chronicles for only the married women to comment. Can't remember the ID or if the "something" was anonymous.

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    1. Jessica11 December 2015 at 13:54

      Something ke? Y una wicked for dis blog? Lmfao

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    2. chic felix Linda11 December 2015 at 13:55

      So true abt martins....he can so analyse!!

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    3. Jasmine11 December 2015 at 17:00

      I'm sure it's portable idiot that said that coz madam Lafresh is still lord of the rings. Lmao

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  15. LEE7011 December 2015 at 11:08

    Hahahaha!!! Funny!

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    1. Anonymous11 December 2015 at 11:53

      Hahaha! Loolest, so true!

      Click my name for all your celebration cakes and cupcakes, cheers

      Delete
  16. TripleC SDK BlogBoo 11 December 2015 at 11:10

    Hahaha motiku

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  17. Unknown11 December 2015 at 11:10

    hhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
    stella is craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
    So true,see me lmao in front of my boss
    hahahahahahahahahaha

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  18. Unknown11 December 2015 at 11:10

    Lmaooooooooooo
    I don laff fall for ground.

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  19. Muy11 December 2015 at 11:11

    Stella is God sent

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    1. chic felix Linda11 December 2015 at 13:56

      U dis smello. ..afta dropping dat comment on chronicles ystday!! I shake my head for ur husby to be

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  20. MUMMY ANTHONY-CLEVER11 December 2015 at 11:12

    Hahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahaha,
    O boy I no fit laugh ooo!

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  21. Amysweet11 December 2015 at 11:13

    Lmao

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  22. Tonyralph (kiss freak)11 December 2015 at 11:13

    Lol....Awon oniranu.... Me I can suck for africa!

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  23. Empress11 December 2015 at 11:14

    Lmao

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  24. DON™11 December 2015 at 11:14

    My people no get advice for themselves not to talk of stranger.All man dey vex.. Naija I hail o !

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  25. Muy11 December 2015 at 11:15

    Lwkmd, naija pple

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  26. Unknown11 December 2015 at 11:16

    Hehehhehehehee different strokes for different folks.

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    1. LOLO IDEATO 11 December 2015 at 11:52

      Are u the husband snatcher?? Even your boo get a boo

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    2. Unknown11 December 2015 at 12:33

      My dear, attention seekers every where, every one's husband was once someone's ex. She jst succeeded in making me a blogbrity, Dats my happiness. All questions are welcome

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    3. Unknown11 December 2015 at 12:35

      Little correction- my husband, no one else.

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  27. MISS PEPEYE11 December 2015 at 11:18

    Hahahahaha. 9ja o hail thee!

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  28. Unknown11 December 2015 at 11:21

    Lol......very true,na so Nigerians just be

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  29. Tessbaby11 December 2015 at 11:22

    LMAO

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  30. Tetrina11 December 2015 at 11:23

    Hahahahahahahha....

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  31. Eka Joy11 December 2015 at 11:24

    Hahahahahaha


    Na our members of bv dey comment like dis oh.


    Kikikikikiki

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  32. Unknown11 December 2015 at 11:25

    This got me rolling on the floor...lmao

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  33. Taiwo Abdussalam11 December 2015 at 11:26

    Lmao, I tire oooo lolz

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  34. Default Smile now a sweet mum of 2 Kings11 December 2015 at 11:27

    Gbamest.....

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  35. Unknown11 December 2015 at 11:27

    Lol...
    It baffles me why some guys find pleasure in sucking vagina... that thing has a lot of damn micro-organisms..
    If my wife likes it in future, I hope to be able to do it..
    JustSaying


    Thank you Stella, I laughed a lot.

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    1. Anonymous11 December 2015 at 12:39

      Microorganisms are ubiquitous and can be found even in ur mouth so nothing special in it

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    2. Fierce of SDK blog 11 December 2015 at 13:17

      Your wife should be worried about the 'micro organisms' in your mouth destroying her vagina.

      Delete
  36. Glam 24711 December 2015 at 11:27

    This cracked me up like shii..hahahahahaha
    You go fear comments, those comments must be from Sdk bvs. Lmao

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  37. miss Aboki the great11 December 2015 at 11:28

    They forgot to add 'go down on ur knees and pray!'

    Btw dat pic up there looks like Stell's 'friend',
    Estelle Ogbonna

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  38. ELENA (HER MAJESTY)11 December 2015 at 11:29

    Hahaha...so true

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  39. Minrex11 December 2015 at 11:30

    LMAO.
    This is so on point. BV's advice can even give one cardiac arrest hehehehe

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  40. ADEDOLAPO 11 December 2015 at 11:32

    Lmao... so hilarious

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  41. lastborn 11 December 2015 at 11:35

    Lol or hope ur pussy is not smelling. U must be a dirty woman.
    Hahahahah 080 niger for u

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  42. Gallant blog visitor11 December 2015 at 11:35

    Lol!! We no get chill at all.Nigerians no dey smile.

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  43. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)11 December 2015 at 11:37

    You didn't add -- JUST NEGODI.

    HHAHAHAHAAH

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  44. Unknown11 December 2015 at 11:39

    Lmao....I don laff taya. Nigerians are unique jor!

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  45. lovely wears11 December 2015 at 11:40

    Hahahahaha @ the pix

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  46. JSBunny11 December 2015 at 11:40

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

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  47. Stella Maris baby11 December 2015 at 11:43

    Ewoooooo!!!!
    See teeth!!!!
    Lol

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  48. lovely heart11 December 2015 at 11:46

    Hahaha at nigerian comments. "Who dem help" lol

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  49. chichi211 December 2015 at 11:47

    Or say Jesus fix it..Side eyes @.....
    OR say Just Negodu

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  50. IVORY 11 December 2015 at 11:47

    Lolzzzz.

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  51. Alloy Chikezie11 December 2015 at 11:47

    Hehehehe.

    Your comment will be visible after approval.

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  52. Stella Maris baby11 December 2015 at 11:48

    Funny post..

    Lol @ Musa,first to comment,space booked..

    True talk..

    @ post chop knuckles..

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  53. TM David-West11 December 2015 at 11:48

    Chai, but this woman's teeth too plenty abeg. Surely they are more than 32? Are they real sef? O gah o

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  54. Stella Maris baby11 December 2015 at 11:51

    Lmfao

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  55. EkaTre11 December 2015 at 11:52

    what about end time crew,hahahahahaha

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  56. She11 December 2015 at 11:54

    Hahahahahah laugh wan kill me. Naija for life.

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  57. ViE11 December 2015 at 11:56

    So true...lol

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  58. One trillion11 December 2015 at 11:57

    End time mouth

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  59. calabar chick11 December 2015 at 11:58

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
    Very true about nigerian page.

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  60. francesca11 December 2015 at 12:02

    Lol... u forgot to add,we have heard NEXT!!!

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  61. Sweetheart11 December 2015 at 12:21

    Omg!
    This is so on point!
    Some wuld even say End time woman! Haahaaahahahahaha

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  62. Teacher11 December 2015 at 12:22

    What about are you FAT?

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  63. Teacher11 December 2015 at 12:22

    *sideeyes at money maker*

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  64. cutemum3111 December 2015 at 12:37

    Lol

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  65. Anonymous11 December 2015 at 12:53

    So so hilarious......
    ..... cnt s
    top laughing @ d nigerian advice

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  66. Rebirth11 December 2015 at 13:01

    We got no chill at all...... Imagine me airing my view on FB the other day and a lady just jumped on my comment and starts insulting me.... Na wa oo

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  67. Anonymous11 December 2015 at 13:16

    Or they would say...'who sucking don epp?'... Lol naija with zero chill

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  68. Uriel (Freshdew)11 December 2015 at 13:37

    Hmmmm

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  69. Anonymous11 December 2015 at 13:51


    You forgot to add 'end time sucking'

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  70. That Yellow Geh11 December 2015 at 14:10

    "Have you prayed about it?"
    "Sit him down and talk to him about it"

    "Manage the one you see madam. Atleast your husband still sleeps with you. Please who can help me with a dildo? Please help a sister".

    And so on and so forth.

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  71. Sweetdee11 December 2015 at 14:13

    Chai Nigerians ehn,we get bad mouth,not even one single advice,some will even tell her to pray about it

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  72. OMALICHAC11 December 2015 at 15:12

    Truly naija advice like that oh. So funny.

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  73. SLEEKREEK11 December 2015 at 16:00

    What about 'hian', 'space booked', 'BRB', 'lemme just read comments', 'biko, poster just find a good fuckmate or a lesbo partner(according to Linda Eze)','***stella pass me the popcorn***, na sitdon look i dey', 'Jesus, fix it'

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  74. Miss Ess11 December 2015 at 18:07

    Hahahahahaha......

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  75. peps rosepetra11 December 2015 at 20:18

    Just like d ones we have here..I call dem d attacker attackers......hillarius advicers

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  76. DrumzFreak12 December 2015 at 15:05

    ders one comment dat Neva stops cracking my ribs in cases lik dis. someone from no where will ask WHO SUCKING DON HELP?......

    na to jst begin laff scatter....

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