Friday In House News

 Its Friday!!!
Free from IHN stress till Monday..hehehehehehehehe

IHN MEMO
The HELLO winners will be posted tomorrow.Busybody i am yet to receive a mail from you on the compilation.
Who wants to compile the list of winner for the cake contest?must be a BV with known ID.
Thank you.
And for those of you who keep complaining about me not enabling comments,all comments except bad ones which cuss out too much are enabled.when i start enbaling comments i start from the newest meaning that if you posted your comment at 2pm and i start enabling at 3pm,comments from 3pm will appear first.I really dislike seeing all those complaining comments cos at the end of the day you make me look bad.Yesterday i denied posting Krix's comment even when i know i did cos i wanted to see if anyone else saw her comment and lots of people did and commented saying so but she came out to accuse me but didnt come back to apologise for false accusation....hiss!
Please you people should just quit with the complaints and be paitent una hear?

I NEED SOMEONE WHO CAN design A BANNER TO CONTACT ME ASAP.Its for someone who doesnt want to put their info out here.
Charles you messed up but thanks anyways..Mscheeew!


Dankeschon!




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AWESOME BIS GIVEAWAY COMING SOON....

STELLAKORK  I want to give out 40k recharge card to 40 blog visitors, who will help me buy the card and send it to bv's email? Though I will be the one to select my top 40 favourite bv's oooo. top 10 will get 2k each........ 

I have replied your email and told you what to do darling.*wink*

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

Hello Madam Korks,

Please I have the following items for sale.

1. A 10 piece car cleaning set (Alloy wheel spray, dash board wax, tyre cleaner and shine, supper shining wax, car wipe etc)

2. Soft iron sponge caked with soap. (can be used as souvenirs)

3. Lovely Christmas dresses for children.

You can buy in bulk and resell.

I will be giving out one of the dress  to the first person to send a whatsapp message ( the person should be able to pick it up from Ikeja).

Whatsapp/Call - 08060336530

Please find attached pictures.

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STILL LOOKING

On IHN of Dec 2^nd, I made an appeal for accommodation in Toronto as I would be there to study in George Brown College by Jan 16^th, 2016. Even though I haven’t got any accommodation yet, I am amazed at how many calls and chats I have got from BVs.

Ladies rock! Some ladies had contacted me thinking I was a lady, imagine the love women show themselves.

Please I am a guy ooo, sorry for the mix up and embarrassment.

Some guys contacted me too, I really appreciate everyone.

Stella, respect.

Regards everyone.

My line is still open: +234 806 090 6464

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VACANCY

Marketers needed at a financial service company in Ajah

Requirements:

WAEC or OND

Must reside around Lekki- ajah axis

Please send your CV to bimbuk@yahoo.com

Thank you

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YULETIDE PROMO !!!!!

I am doing promo this season for personal makeup training with gele for just 6,000 naira for two weeks. Professional two weeks makeup training with gele tying for just 12,000. Occasion makeup and gele for just 1,200 naira. Okuku (bini traditional hair and dressing for just 7,000. This is mainly for Benin City residents.

For bvs coming to Benin City for an event,you can call me to come do your makeup and tie your gele,wherever you are for a token.

The first bv to call,gets any of these for free.

Please contact me on 09027980494

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WHO HAS THESE ITEMS FOR SALE?

Stella, good work you are doing and God bless the works of your hands.   I'm an ardent bv since the days of Humming Bird. I just got my apartment and I will like to buy Television, Cushion and wardrobe from bv's that are selling their's due to relocation or something else. I have a tight budget as I am also getting married in the first week of January and that is I decided to buy from my fellow bv's because I know the prices i will get here will be fair enough.  I can be reached on 08129667328

Bwahahahahahaah i just remembered Viv the humming bird..OMG!...Hello to the American BV who fed us that CLASSIC of a lifetime.
Imagine a bird followed its owner all the way from YANKEE ....that the owner flew by plane and the bird flew with wings....whatamisayingsef?

Abeg someone post the humming bird link,bwahahahahahahaha

*Side eyes at the poster*

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SPRINGROSE AND MAY CHRISTMAS  HAMPERS AND GIFTS

Compliments of the season!

We have available, beautiful Christmas Hampers ideal as gifts for your clients, friends and loved ones this season. Our prices are from N20,000 to N500,000. Yes! We have some exclusive, executive hampers with exotic gift items, Crystal glasses, wines, Spirits and Champagne, designer perfumes, top notch Phone sets, Ipads, Samsung Tablets etc. Each executive gift box is personalised.

We also have in stock, traditional Nigerian festive gift items like bags of rice, vegetable oils, and livestock.

Delivery around Ikeja, is free.  Orders  above 6 items will be delivered  free to any location in Lagos. We deliver also, to Warri, Port Harcourt and Abuja for orders of 20 items and above at a small charge.

For order placement, please call 08103154828 or visit our web site www.springroseandmay.com      

In appreciation to Stella for this platform, here is a little something for the house.

GLO- 34128 06668 19319.  34127 23022 55485.  34127 44293 32777.  34127 44926 21839. 34127 56736 66059

MTN-0833 7703 6873 6102.  0048 9318 7905 6309.   1972 4126 5359 7440.   1211 3343 0507 2906. 8698 5323 3630 4857

AIRTEL- 5111 7182 7278 3978.  5483 9777 5309 4588.  5761 1433 3794 9507.  5372 6497 9422 6286.  5977 8626 8674 1507.

ETISALAT- 5877 5148 6909 039.  1473 5120 3621 062.   9948 1628 6482 798.  0099 6092 4015 485. 2291 6133 2934 900.

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Trailer for sale 

I have a 10 tons Man diesel trailer which is used for transportation of different kinds of sands for building construction such as sharp sand, soft sand, gravel for sale. Please contact me for more information, pictures and general inquiries on 08030681343 or 08184614683. I promise to do something nice as give away if sold. Thanks so much Stella and God bless you plenty.... 

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TAILOR URGENTLY NEEDED

 I need a good tailor in Port Harcourt to make a simple iro and buba style for me under 1 day, to be picked up tomorrow,Saturday. It's pretty urgent please. 

Please any suitable BV should reach me on ‎07057676962.

Thanks a lot Stella ‎and God bless.

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APARTMENT IN AJAH ( LAGOS) FOR RENT

3 bedroom flats, Located in a secure estate . Neat and secure compound with ample parking space. 

Interested tenants should kindly call/whatsapp Ivy on 07064440129. 

***You can also contact me for your accommodation needs within and around Lekki/ Ajah Axis. ***

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Great opportunity for Ibadan Sweethearts.

This is a great opportunity for my sweet Ibadan people just as the festive period draws closer. Break the norm and cook something different for the family also get good cooking skill as Edible Affairs intimate you with sound cooking skills in a 3day intensive catering training in December. Time: 10am-5pm daily.

Tuition-#5000. Form-#500.

For more enquiries and registration call: 08062299235, 09056394455,08088698890(Whats app), BB Pin: 2BDD1EFD.

Really nice Initiative!..This is something i would readily register for,I need to learn how to make Jollof rice,HABA!

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BV BELLA DAVIES PLEASE PAY UP YOUR IGBESE

Please there is this bv that added me on bbm to buy  clothes from me.our first transaction was smooth cause I sent my courier agent  to her and she paid cash, afterwards she now ordered for two more clothes and said she was no longer in lagos she has gone to benue state so I should send the items via transport company .

The day I sent the items she said she was going to credit me that Sunday which was 22nd November so I trusted her and sent the items.madam stelz this babe has barred my calls and has kept lying and giving different excuses.she doesn't reply my bbm messages and when she does she just keeps feeding me with myopic lies .

Yet she keeps changing her dp and has even worn the clothes on her dp.
Attached are her pictures and some of our chats.her name is Bella Davies and phone numbers are 0813 306 4568 and +2349080314540 and bb pin 2C1DE66A .my fellow bvs that sell product via this platform , be weary about girls like this .

AND SHE KEPT SAYING ''you will alert,you will alert''? BELLA ONIGBESE pay for the clothes you have already worn.this is so annoying.please bvs help me bombard her in any way to pay and poster please send me all her pictures that  you have so that i can declare her wanted on Monday in house news.
Nonsense!..Imagine doing this to someones sweat.

Sellers please beware and stop selling on credit.I will not take responsibility if anybody falls mugu!

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MEMO TO BV ZINNY P

Hello Mrs Korkus,how are you doing?Let me go straight to the point here.The purpose of sending this mail is because of one of our fellow BVs,she goes by the name Zinny P (she celebrated her birthday yesterday).Please Stella I would love to get this babe's contact,i really want to be her friend and I am a guy BTW.My email I.d is sayor4@yahoo.com love. Loads of love.

Zinny P contact him if you are interested in a new friend,If not,please ignore this.
*I am sure some BVS will be like 'Singles mingles on my mind'...*

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DISTRIBUTORS AND BUYERS FOR QUALITY TISSUE ROLL.

We produce quality Tissue Rolls of different sizes in packs of 48, 24, 12 and 6. 

Regular Wrapped and Unwrapped sizes.

Hotel sizes.

Unwrapped (naked) Mini Jumbo.

Price for wrapped pack of 48 is N1,800

N250 for pack of 6 etc.

We deliver to anywhere in Enugu, Onitsha and any part of Anambra for now.

Please contact us @ 08064420013 and 09034000077 if you wish to become a distributor or for personal use or hotels.  

We guarantee quality in our service. 

Attached are samples of the Tissues. 

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IN HOUSE ADVICE NEEDED

Hello Stella, I don't know where this is going to fall in but please help me post. I really need matured/experienced advise from your blog visitors. I am 22 years old lady,

I have a National Diploma in Banking and Finance, I have been working in a bank here in Lagos since 2013 where am being paid Ten thousand  naira (I got in to the bank as an IT student)‎. I still remained there with the hope that I would be “staffed”. By February, I will be 3 years in this company and no hope of increasing the salary even with the fact that I do most of the work in the Department. I want to go back to school, but my problem is deciding which way to go. My options are:

1. Going for a Part time programm in UNILAG DLI (a 5 years programm which I was advised against by a lecturer in the school)

2. Going to National Open University (a four years programm and I heard they go for NYSC )

3. Take JAMB again and starting from the scratch

4. Going back for HND (the discrimination afterwards when looking for a Job)

Direct Entry is not an option because I didn't graduate with Upper Credit. ‎Please BVs (especially those in the labour market, company owners, HND holders) I don't want to make a decision that I would regret, as this is really giving me sleepless nights. Thank you very much Stella. God bless you.

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PLOTS OF LAND FOR SALE WITHIN KUBWA EXT. 3B LAYOUT ABUJA

Good day Stella,

Please I have some plots of land for sale in Kubwa Abuja.

They are:

(1)     1000square meter @ N7million

(2)     1500square meter @ N8.5million

(3)     600square meter @ N6million

(4)     8000square meter @ N30million

All are located within Kubwa Ext. 3b layout, Bwari Area Council, Abuja.  Interested buyers should call 08078399590, 08173422748

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TAILOR NEEDED AROUND AJAH AXIS

In need of a good tailor around ajah axis,someone who is fresh out from fashion school,but doesnt have a means to start up yet. To be my personal tailor and work on my fashion brand.the person will be tested with various designs,and will be  paid  monthly and also will  be on commission.if you fit in please send us a mail at marpearlapparel@gmail com. Thanks .

NOTE: ONLY THOSE WHO FIT IN THIS CATEGORY OR KNOW PEOPLE WHO FIT IN THIS CATEGORY SHOULD CONTACT US THANK YOU.

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LEGAL DOCUMENT DRAFTING

Please contact us for drafting of your legal documents: A Deed of Conveyance, Wills, Notice to Quit and Lease Agreement etc. Call us on 08054128188. 

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SEMI DETACHED BUNGALOW FOR SALE

A semi-detached bungalow is up for sale.

One wing of 3 bedroom flat with all rooms en-suite with extra visitors toilet (kitchen is fully equipped )

Second wing 2 bedroom flat with all rooms en-suite with extra visitors toilet. Compound is well interlocked. Electricity and clean running Water available.

Location : Ibeju-lekki Axis
Asking price : 18 million naira. 
Contact tennysha1@gmail.com
07032392414
Mr Tayo : 08026146012.

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Footsie by Mona

 Your feet will love slipping into these sleek designs of Footsie

Slippers this season with an eclectic range of male and female

slippers.

They are made with top quality materials, and are guaranteed to give

you an excellent, comfy fit to casual and less formal outing.

Enjoy and feel classy with Footsie by Mona.

Contact us on 08029741264, 09092857555

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MAKE UP GIVEAWAY

Welldone ma'am.God bless you for establishing this platform 

I want to do makeup for 10 blog visitors only at a 50%discount. (Which includes bridal,birthday,xmas or new year party etc).interested blog visitors should add me up on whatsapp  08082590886.i do jobs in lagos and ibadan.

I also want to do a free makeup for a blog visitor that's having her birthday this month or January 2016

Thanks ma'am

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Amaryllis party supplies Giveaway

Hello Mrs Korkus,

I'd like my fellow bv's to patronize me. I'm just starting up a party supplies business on a really small scale, and hoping that by next year we would get bigger and expand. We sell bridal shower, baby shower and children party supplies (tiara, sash, cups ,plates, serviettes, flower headbands , minnie headbands. We also have very beautiful Christmas serviettes for Xmas parties and office end of the year parties.

Some of our goods are still being shipped but in the mean while, I would like to do a giveaway with the following items.

1. One tiara (bride to be) (1)

2. Bride to be shades (bridal shower) (1)

3. Hen shades (bridal shower ) (1)

4. 2 Christmas serviettes to 2 different people its 20 in a pack.

5.  Bride to be sash (1)

6. Mummy to be sash (babyshower) (2)

7. Two pack of straws (25pieces in a pack.

8. One pack of wedding serviette (20 in a pack, for bridal shower).

9. Birthday girl sash.

All that is to be done is; follow us on Instagram, like our photos, comment under any of the giveaways listed then bbm or whatsapp us. First comment(s) on the pictures get the product.

There's an #sdkgiveaway hash tag underneath the stuffs I'm giving away, to avoid mistakes.

Please for the giveaway, be willing to pick up at Ogba, Ikeja in Lagos. Thanks

IG : amaryllis_party supplies

Whatsapp : +2348093146565

Bbm : 59377FA7

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PLEA FOR CAR SEAT

I am soliciting for a car seat for my baby girl. I am actually going through a rough time now so I can't afford one. Please BVs no bamboozle me with insults. I wanted to ask since but I saw a request and the woman was insulted so much I got scared. But I need to go out and hustle. Anyone that has for giveaway should please call me on 08088991520.

Shame on anyone who insults you,they think its easy to summon up courage to beg?infact anyone who has never begged should be ashamed of themselves,it takes LIVER to do so!..lol
*runs off without shoes screaming 'egba mi oooooh'*

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NEED A HOUSE IN PORT HARCOURT

Hello Blog Visitors, please is there anyone who has an ample information of a good one bedroom or a self contained apartment in odili/elekahia/okporo road axis or otherwise to rent? I'm in dire need of one. you can reach me onnuma4real@yahoo.com 

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FOR SALE AND GIVEAWAY

Gbam! Gbam !Gbam( in jagbajantis voice )I have very affordable shoes for sale in lagos and Ogun state and waybill to other states if anyone outside is interested. The flat shoes go for1800 and the heels in different colours are 5000 each.I will like to give a size37 flat shoe to any blog visitor resident anywhere in ogunstate as lagos people have been benefiting sooo much from giveaways.Please call or whatsapp 08134294631 to see more designs.

The giveaway get as e be and the ones on sales so lovely!
ISSORAI!!!!

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VACANCY

Stella Stella. How's the family? I know you're always well. I'm still praying you'll let me give you little something. Maybe I should pray for you to get pregnant and have a cute baby girl. Lol

A possible interview should happen on Sunday, 6th December.

2 sales ladies, 1 female receptionist and 1 male project manager are needed for a store and an events planning‎ company in Lekki. 

If interested and willing to enter 'big shoes' please send a cover letter tosanbol423@yahoo.com with SDK Vacancy as subject. Thanks all and a big thank you and hugs to STELLA!!!

LMAO...dont worry i took a raincheck your plea to dash me something...can you afford a Rolex wristwatch?...LMAO..thats what i want for Christmas.

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ADVERTISERS APPRECIATING WITH SHOKI AAANH

Goodday Stella, I want to appreciate you for posting my advert, You're indeed a God sent to the youth of this Generation. More Grace Ma'am. 

Here is the Shoki I promised .
 8947260781984640.      
2151922441773637.     
0022649209331638.   
 6740427132688766.     
 0165660208742880. All MTN .

All those people who promised shoki and have ignored me like i dont exist,God is watching you all on 10D....if you dont have conscience,at least fear God.some of you are users but i let you use me because the blessings that come with letting someone use you is awesome....KONTINU.

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PLEA FOR PATRNOAGE/SHOKI

Hello Bvs,its that time of the year,buy beautiful and affordable shoes,purses,sandals, for yourself and your loved ones.payment on delivery.08162555903 (whatsapp only) 

                PIN : 5311DA9C

Please manage this shoki.... 

Mtn 8586 1548 0282 4297

                                           

Airtel 5085 2288 7435 2295

                                          

 Glo 12545 94685 77919

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CHAIRS FOR SALE

‎Good day stella. I'm re sending this based on the fact that many of those that called to make enquires about the seats didn't want all because of space. Please reach me on 0812 175 8997. I've also decided to give it at half price of 10k each or 20k for both and I promise to throw a free gift in. Location is lagos. ‎

Thank you stella once again and to all the wonderful bv's on this blog  mwahhhhhhh.‎ The pictures are attached for viewing.

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Ich melde mich raus hier.

Ich Bins

SDK.

Ich mag kein drama aber.....hallooo?

LMAO!

dont blame me,Like Bisi Olatilo,I am a polyglot.