STAND ALONE NARRATIVE
S3X STARVED HOUSEWIFE
Hello Stella my boo of life.....
Straight to my story.....
I am a young and vibrant mother.... dedicated house wife, submissive to the core. Married to the most sexually boring handsome , fashion icon, caring dad, ashawo man you can ever think of.
The guy is very cool with lots of positive sides in his mid 30s yet he is so boring in bed.
Due to the nature of his job he is always away from home for more than 1 month most times 4 months plus at a stretch. I know he flirts and I have come to accept and live with it because I can't change him.
Most times while he is away he demands for fone sex which I usually oblige but once he cums he will just end the conversation leaving me to work my satisfaction out. I Have complained about it yet no change, but what can I do than to accept it that way?.
The most irritating part is that when he finally returns knowing that I have been sex starved he will just penetrate without foreplay and in less than 2 mins he is done and heads straight to the bathroom leaving me without consideration.
He is so unromantic Yet he won't satisfy me sexually.
My social life is so dead thanks to him. I don't know how best to pour out my frustration. ..
Believe me i am not a sex maniac, all I crave is sexual satisfaction.
He is so selfish when it comes to making love.
Most times when I initiate love making he will give excuses upon excuses. We only make love at his own convenience.
Please, any bv that has been through this or going through same should please advise me on what to do. Cheating on him is out of it. I want to know how I can get my mind together. Thanks.
Since he has refused to change and you cannot cheat then buy a dildo to help yourself or erase s3xual thoughts from your mind completely.
...And please i dont want all those holy mary's and John's preaching to me not to advise someone to use dildo,isnt dildo better than the finger tips you people use?
Madam i have said my bit...buy dildo or tie your two legs together and pretend to be a mermaid.
I don't want annoying chronicles.
ReplyDeleteBrb!
*******LONG LIVE SDK & SDKERS*******
Just get a good tap head that has heavy water pressure, remove the tap head leaving only the pipe let the water come out fast place on your pussy ..I swear u won't bother about any mans sick dick again.
DeleteIts better than chelating.
A fool @ 35 is a fool forever @ emjay.
DeleteBabe it has do. Buy a dildo, the one that is like leg of table and be servicing yourself inugo?
DeleteNo good men anymore o, the one wey full ground be like devil's apprentice, then some be like wetin Devil don use do early morning shit.
I repeat no good man again for market. If you don talk tire and hubby no wan change carry your dildo dey go abeg.
No put eye for neighbor wey dey come shine teeth o, dem fit never shine her Congo reach 4years you go just dey jealous for nothing.
Get him to have an erection, Climb on top of him, do what you want and get down. Soon he will learn to do as asked if he wants peace and quiet. Take your own destiny into your hands. Unless you are scared of him sha. But don't have another man o. It is sin o. Na my advice be that
DeleteLafresh are you xoxo notmystery? Same comment posted at the same time. Abi na my eyes?
DeleteRefer to ihn.
Chai this life! When me am here complaining of too much sex from hubby,despite his very stressful job he still gives at least 40mins of sex(40:mins if he's too tired o) every day except on my periods which i always pray the period can last longer so i can rest. Yet someone is saying she doesn't get enough. Nne biko let's swap!
DeleteEmjay, wether u like it or not, you must send in ur chronicles.
DeleteAnon18:01
Delete*chronicle.
PL, that was a huge coincidence
DeleteU ask for comments when person comment now u no go post.dey hide comment up n down.
ReplyDeleteCan you not talk to your own husband?
ReplyDeletesometimes it's hard o. Some husbands, and wives can be very difficult human beings
DeleteIn addition watch some making sense "adult" film together.
DeleteU no sabi read?
DeleteGet a dildo
ReplyDeleteAnd woman,
Some chick is satisfying your husband. .believe me.he ain't any sexual attraction towards you.
Simple
DeleteHav u ppl considered the fact that just maybe this woman tricked this man into marrying her and she is paying rhe prize for it... Lol. Madam there is no way the man u desxribed will b crazily inlove with a woman he married and treat her this way... Say the truth! Shebi u tricked him to marry u by getting pregnant? Just talk true...
DeleteTrue, so true, very very true. As in he just comes home because he knows he has to, if not e don finish. Someone else drains him completely. Babe u berra believe it
DeleteStop sulking and get ursef a sugar boy, he flirts and starves u of sex yet u are still faithful to him, are u stupid or what.
ReplyDeleteI wonder the kind of house wife u would be if eventually u want to get married, ur comment are so annoying and to think dat smone asked for your contact the other time for relationship. Married woman get her self sugar boy.smh.
DeleteWait oo, u r sex starved yet ur husband is a flirt and ashawo. What asides money is he giving d unfortunate girls naa? Mschew abeg rapture should come and take all these men that are low lives at home and outside they are the boo for the world biko.
ReplyDeleteAmen!!!!
DeleteLook for how he Wudnt come too maybe he will change.
DeletePoster if you can't cheat with a man,cheat with a woman that's the only remedy to this your suffering...
ReplyDeleteHian..
Lesbians are dirty people its a sin.
DeleteLoool make she turn bisexual?!
DeleteThis Linda ehn. ... u make me laff. I am in same situation o, thing is I am preggars now. Thru out this pregs hubby hasn't satisfied me, Infact this yr we have had sex just 4 times. Atleast inside this 4, 1 got me preggars. Glory to God.
DeleteOnce this baby pops, I am going to get myself a fucking boyfriend. Nothing will stop me. I have blood in my vein. I can't be bothered if hubby touches me or not when I have a toy boy servicing me. Poster! GET URSELF A BOYFRIEND.
Linda! Lolz
DeleteThis Linda ehn. ... u make me laff. I am in same situation o, thing is I am preggars now. Thru out this pregs hubby hasn't satisfied me, Infact this yr we have had sex just 4 times. Atleast inside this 4, 1 got me preggars. Glory to God.
DeleteOnce this baby pops, I am going to get myself a fucking boyfriend. Nothing will stop me. I have blood in my vein. I can't be bothered if hubby touches me or not when I have a toy boy servicing me. Poster! GET URSELF A BOYFRIEND.
Great advice!
DeleteAnd stop that mumu phone sex you are doing with him. He is getting it outside and you are still giving him phone sex and when he comes home he gives you two minutes. Why would you allow yourself to be cheated like this.
DeleteAbeg is money makes you do lots of women still alive abi he too done change blog ID like me. Money maker where are you abi you dey do biafra protest?
When am here crying my hubby is too active. Everyday sex,na only period dey save person. My pussy's still very sore from last night's romp and will still receive more pounding tonight. Just the sound of his car horn sends chills down my spine.
DeleteAnon 17.49, e be like say una just marry
DeletePlease do not cheat... it never ends well.
ReplyDeleteSee them...holier than thou
DeletePs...d marriage isn't well already,so she may aswell throw cautions 2d wind
He is cheating and boring yet you have refused to cheat?
ReplyDeleteOkay Aunty...carry your cross!
Madam please go and look for one sugar boy to service ur kpekus for u b4 it will rust abeg! You have enuf space jare ur DH is not always around!
ReplyDeleteDear poster follow Stella advise.
ReplyDeleteWoman go and get a vibrator now. Google it online. Its not that costly. Masturbate ur self coupled with dildo then i promise u, u will be feeling like Obasnajo in two face voice. Go and get a dildo asap and satisfy ur self. It has different sizes so get ur taste jare. No dulling enjoy ur life while it last.
ReplyDeleteBetter than going out too cheat.
DeleteBut that thing no get hand to touch boob na, not to talk of kiss. How she wan take enjoy am.
DeleteMadam please go and look for one sugar boy to service ur kpekus for u b4 it will rust abeg! You have enuf space jare ur DH is not always around!
ReplyDeletebuy porn CD 200naira or download it then while watching make use of the dildo Stella advice you to buy and satisfy yourself iwatago
ReplyDelete#GODWIN™
Buy dildo naaa!
ReplyDeleteBuy the one that will suck life out of your pussy n give you extra pounding
Talk to him, flirt with him since u know he enjoys flirting, it doesn't have to be when he is away only. Flirt all the time and anytime. Most importantly communicate your feelings to him when his ears are at home. You know how to get him to listen. Sometimes some men are ignorantly blind to this. But once u educate and unbind them, u will be greatful. Work on it and goodluck
ReplyDeleteIgnorantly blind ko ignorantly deaf ni.....the guys is cheating on you period....you already know this so what do u want people to tell you....he us self centered and does not love you if nit he will satisfy you sexually at least when around....be forming faithful till you die of frustration....get a boyfriend or a vibrator....I gave a bullet vibrator very small in size I bought from a shop in London......but truth be told even if u use a vibrator a time will come when u meet a guy who make you feel alive u will think of cheating on your husband.....men are not worth suffering for...
DeleteGod bless you Morrybaby for this advice. Work on your looks and body too. Be sexy and wear bum shorts or gstrings when he's home. Make your hair nicely and wear fine makeup. Pretend you don't see him when he's looking at you curiously and just watch TV or read a fashion magazine while sipping a glass of red wine or any other thing. Curiosity will get the best of him and you will get the best of sex that night. All the best!!! S
DeleteLol
ReplyDeleteNa wa ooo
And there are some people that will go 2 the end of d world just 2 ensure their partner gets satiafaction...hmmmmm.
Get a vib...thats all.
Serious mata.
ReplyDeleteGood advise Stella but soldiers could be addictive. I'm in a similar situation and now I don't have any sexual feelings for my partner. Because I getmore satisfaction working it on meself than his.
ReplyDeleteSerious case..
ReplyDeleteGod intervene in ur marriage @ poster..
Have you tried talking to him madam? Telling him exactly how you feel? Cos in every relationship communication is key. If you have and he still did nothing, start refusing him sex when he's around. Let him know that him making love to you is like nothing is happening at all. So starve him of sex she he comes by. Buy a dildo and use it on yourself graciously lol. He will come to his senses. Tell him you will start giving him sex she he changes his attitude towards your sex life
ReplyDeleteMadam please buy a dildo
ReplyDeleteKonji is a bastard! Sorry ma.
ReplyDeleteDildo helping sexually frustrated married women since 1900.
ReplyDeleteIf I dey your situation na dildo I go buy cos I no sabi finger job.
Stella.. You are advising her to masturbate o..
ReplyDeleteHmmm......make I relax read comments......
ReplyDeleteDidn't you guys court ..... ?
ReplyDeleteYou must have noticed then or u turned *a blind EYES*... YES A BLIND EYES.... LOOOOOL... cause you wanted to marry. .. or you both were doing born again things..?
As you lay your bed na so u must lie on top am...
Bear your cross...
Shut your stupid mouth dunno adekunle......if she knew how does that help the situation at hand? Gosh I hate all this moving backward nonsense.....what makes u think she does not know if she has made a mistake? The question is how to move forward not analyse her mistake......u gave no solution so just shut your mouth Abeg...
DeleteHia o. Dildo is not man, has never been man and cannot be man. My dear its your cross. Focus on your God. There's no marriage in heaven. Find something worthwhile and put your energy into it. He is a weak man, its his nature. It will not change.
ReplyDeleteFocus on God?
DeleteNa God go come fuck her? Put ur dumb sef in her shoes
Gbam Stella
ReplyDeleteYes oh, buy dildo and don't cheat!! Different sizes, shapes and color..... or when he is really horny let him in and count 10 seconds remove it and tell him u are alright so he can see how it feels like when u are in heat. He shld wank the rest, then u can have the serious talk then.
ReplyDeleteLolzzzzz.... I love ur advise die!!!!4
DeleteKeep being virtuous madam.what kinda job na.I just pray he doesn't come home to infect you cos that wld be d worst of betrayal after making up your mind to stay even with his flirtous ways.
ReplyDeleteI just hope he changes soon at least to satisfy you after a long stay away before he destroys his home with his hand.
Keep praying to God for anoda job that he can be doing at base.girls r not smiling!. Buy dildo to satisfy yourself(if it will) , as Stellalina said cos it seem there is no other way
@ madam poster;put yourself to work!! No matter whatever it is you can lay your hands on/do...
ReplyDeleteWhen the mind is so busy;the least that could come up is "Sexual satisfaction"..you are only acting this way cos you would always be bored as A house-wife and the consolation prize for such boredom is "sex"...be busy madam!! if u dont/cant see something to do,join church programs,charity etc..you would know there is more to life than sex!
Your husband doesn't care,you have accepted the fact the he is A flirt;and u cant cheat on him like u said too..so why the stress?
Bydway;i have really had A question in my mind for some time now regarding A "sentence" most BV's make here,which is "I MISS CHRONICLES"....
Question is,what do they(you) actually miss?? Reading people's problem?? Or the fact that someone out there is in pain one way or the other??
Just wondering tho! And this is just A question bydway..
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Martins for the first time I have to notice you just went off point cos of over sabi... boy chill inula? What do you mean by she should get busy? Her consolation prize for being a housewife is "sex"..... Trust me, there are things you don't know. And stop being a sabinus.
DeleteSo pple who work nd go to church nd kip themselves busy dnt fuck?
DeleteWhen we say we Miss Chronicles, it's the comment section, mostly. And again, the things we get to learn from other people's mistakes...
DeleteYou're Begining to sound like an over-sabi...
Howfr?
Question for the gods...Park one side abegi. Swerveeeee
DeleteI shud get a dildo for me and BAE to explore more sexual activities! I love u Cherish
ReplyDelete*dat messed up silly girl*
No comment
DeleteNt just any dildo,get a double end headed dildo since u'd be joining in on d fun...Trust me it'd be fun 4u both
DeleteLol. Elena the PRO
DeleteThank u @Elena!
DeleteDis Na Proper Nigeria Man. SMH!
ReplyDeleteYour Husband is selfish joor.
ReplyDelete"Dildolise" your vjayjay and be happy o jare.
Gbam!
DeleteMasturbation is not something i'll be an advocate of.
ReplyDeleteMadam, I think since he gets it outside he's not bothered with yours or maybe you don't act like a stripper/whore/bitch in bed. You give him the regular sex/love making which bores him so he's not satisfied as well, so he just gives you his D like "gba je n sinmi".
See, you need to up your game. He's your husband, if he can't f*ck you, then f*ck him. Make sure you f*ck him right and dry. That's my advice.
Jesus is Lord.
Lol I dont know why ur comment made me laugh...after advicing her to fuck her husband right and dry u write Jesus is Lord. Anyway Madam Poster I wont advice u to masturbate not because masturbation in itself is wrong but because of the sinful thoughts dat will cross ur mind during the process. U see in orther to cum during masturbation u have to think about an image or someone u find sexy and unless u think about ur husband u will be commiting adultery in ur mind. Just try and talk to ur husband and if he doesnt listen bear ur cross madam. Abeg am sure u had sex before marriage so u knew how he was in bed but if u didnt have sex before then this are one of the prices u have to pay when u wanna act right and holy. I wish u the best
DeleteJust lookatew! You don't want to advocate for masturbation but you are an advocate of whorism. The the woman says her hubby is boring and you are accusing her of being boring too. What is wrong with you women? Yes i know you are a woman cos only a woman will utter that nonsense you just typed. Always your own enemies.
DeleteCan't deal abeg.
Hahaha there's nothing one won't read.
DeleteYou ain't an advocate for Masturbation,wld u prefer she goes ahead and fuck some1?
If he can't fuck her,den she shld fuck him...really??? What about her? U think she ain't human and doesn't need 2b pleasured ba?
Na ur type dey displease themselves to please men
Madam go get another boyfriend. Stop complaining. If to say you be yoruba woman now, i would have advised you to go to owambe party. You go see boyfriend there.
ReplyDeleteStop complaining and help yourself by getting a boyfriend. Dildo no dey sweet as the main thing. Oya go find one chewing gum boy down the road
Smh, Yoruba people encouraging adultery.
DeleteAll these negative advice of getting a toy boy. Have y'all considered maybe her faithfulness is to God and not man hence her principle, remember there is no marriage in heaven. Poster firstly try to get busy even if it is not paid employment. Secondly, try and talk it over with him and let him understand how he is depriving you of s3xual satisfaction
DeleteStella abeg indulge me.
ReplyDeleteUse of dildo is it not another form of cheating only this tym its with a toy?
@poster is it dt u don't communicate with ur husband? y not talk to him about it and see where it goes from there. He probably does not knw he is not satisfying you sexually.
Some men sha can fall hand? they will be claiming bedmatics give them chance nw no show... it is well
Ladies n sex wahala...u pound her endlessly after so much foreplay,she cums n u keep pounding till she gets dry den asks u to stop...20 mins later she begins to complain dat u r not doing enuff.na until I drain my whole strenght on u?...na person wey una go kill u want
ReplyDeleteUhm....poster, check urself very well, you might need to talk to him and ask him some questions...Ur hubby's actions towards u tells me u re not neat down there. Sorry to say this... it could be true. Just Ask him.
Delete@Oga Bitchplis....are u sure she came? Lol #JustAsking
Guy, your blokos is not bentouttashape for decoration. Use it judiciously, hehehehe.
DeleteWhy would she suck him to cum? She's supposed to suck-tease him not suck him to cum in this case. It's your fault if you suck a guy and he cums, abi una need proper lecture on that ni???
DeleteMr Henry, dt is absolutely not true. Some men cannot keep it for one minute sef. I don't know about you but I know about my bf or ex cos I hv shown him where he ought to be. A woman is all worked up and then the man will come like trailer, spend 5 seconds and off he is down and out. It's not about being dirty, it's about d man dt cannot control his blokos. Thinking only about himself and seeing the woman as just a receptacle to pour dt smelly stuff and then turn his back.
DeleteMadam tell your husband to fuck his bed when ever he makes a move or let him finish his two minutes then you do yourself in his presence but don't get used to doing yourself o. Lol
Lara you are mouthed.
DeleteNa wah
ReplyDeleteSome men and their egocentric but coconut head.
Poster, get yourself a handsome Bobo, Dat can knack very well. Life is too short.
ReplyDeleteMy dear, some handsome bobo na rubbish o. Met a very handsome bobo in his thirties. The day I accepted to do, I turn traffic warden immediately. The way he handled my breast was enough to send me to hospital. I had no time to teach any man who claim to know all how to do me o. Off he went. I hv never felt dt frustrated in bed.
DeleteI ll read comments or...............
ReplyDeleteMaybe he dosent find you attractive anymore, maybe he dosent have affection for you anymore , maybe just maybe.
ReplyDeleteMy opinion- pray about it, and try to discuss with him how much he is pushing you to the outside world.
Goodluck and pls don't mastubate, I wish u heaven at last.
I have no advice for you, as I have decided to tie my legs together and pretend to be a mermaid biko.
ReplyDeleteThis kinda story is why I believe in tasting before buying or agreeing to be bought! 75% of marital issues are always sexually related...
ReplyDeletewhen u carry disease u go rest,dont u knw he can start well doesnt mean he will always start well
DeleteHmmmm... Will read comments from matured minds
ReplyDeleteBetter talk to your husband. What's the point of tying legs together and pretending to be a mermaid when you're married? So singles will tie leg, married women too should tie leg. What rubbish. Better climb on him early in the morning when he's still sleepy and help yourself.
ReplyDeleteLolzzz
DeleteFunniest comment ever! Lmao
DeleteHonestly I can deal with this kinda thing. You aren't romantic and yet sexually asleep. Sex must be satisfactory to both parties. Why will a man, after having sex with his supposed wife, just leave her on the bed and bounce to the bathroom just cos he is satisfied? Appalling!
ReplyDeleteMadam go get another boyfriend. Stop complaining. If you are a Yoruba woman go to owambe party and u go see all those cheesy gum boys there. Dildo no dry sweet like d main thing
ReplyDeleteLoveme jeje she didn't say she is living with her boyfriend. It's her husband! Which wan is go get "another" boyfriend?
DeleteHow was your sex life b4 you got married abi you are one of those no-sex-b4-marriage preacher??? See your life now, instead for you to test b4 buying, you were doing spirikoko tins...
ReplyDeleteAnyways, always talk dirty with him whenever his home-coming is close but do not give him phone sex. Talk like a prostitute, tell him to send you pics of his dick, my dear, be very raw. He'd be curious and surprised, he'd look forward to you telling these to his face.
When he arrives, babe, act like a prostitute (forgive my language abeg) whine your waist in front of him, twist your body, babe, tease him vigorously.
Give him head, do not allow him climb on top of you, be in total control. When you've sucked nonsense out of his dick, ride him the cowgirl style, if you are shy, do the reverse style.
Ride-suck-ride-suck, moan, tell him how much you're feeling him, tell him you've missed him, tell there and then how you've been starved of good sex, keep talking raw/dirty.
If your hubby does not take over from here and fuck you like crazy, my dear forget about him and get a smallie...bye!
They are talking of 5 abi 10minutes sex n u are telling her to do all this?
DeleteDo u think she ll get d chance?
D guy go just come for her mouth n waka,
Hahahaha
DeleteShe's supposed to suck-tease him not suck him to cum in this case. It's your fault if You suck a guy to cum, not his. Abi una need proper lecture on that ni...
DeleteNice response
DeleteThe man will release before she even comot head from there. There goes the precious two mins.
DeleteI am enjoying this my phone
ReplyDeleteMadam sorry for your pains. I was in your shoes sometime back. My hubby could starve me (for sex) for close to a month even when we see everyday in the same apartment; to be sincere, it's very frustrating.
ReplyDeleteHe has a notion that love-making must be initiated by d man not d woman thus wickedly-and-repeatedly insisted that any woman that makes (sex) advances to her hubby does not have self-control thus a whore. When I even suggested medical care, he felt I was over-reacting, I later suggested that he worked on his state of mind (about sex) yet he dismissed it.
Did i conquer this, YES. I fear God and I do not (and will never) support any form of cheating in marriage. I can't even go for any sex toy - may be b/c of my belief - they disgust me. So, I forgot about sex issue, instead I happily channeled my energy to my work and making myself happy. Later, when he noticed that I was not bothering/talking about it again (or so i thought), he became more conscious of our sex life. He started initiating sex, more often (three to four times a week), at times even when I am ready for work in the mornings...LOL.
I may not be an expert but I think it's low libido, just do not conclude he's cheating. You can find something to do so as to channel your energy to something else, he'll surely come around. God bless and keep our homes. Amen.
Gbam!!....I think some men are attentions hogs..My advice,find a way to let out your sexual frustration(pls don't cheat) and don't tell him either..give a big smile when he's around and look your best,but don't eva ask for sex again..If he asks you sometimes,feign tiredness..My dear he will come to his senses cos he will think you are getting it from someone...Moral lesson:Don't be obvious to your partner,they might take you for granted especially if they are not emotionally mature like yours..for instance,look and act like a whore in your home with the heart of a saint..This worked for me..When I met my hubby,he was the definition of selfish and this bad trait was exacerbated by his ex gf,she gave him everything he wanted and was pretty much like his slave(Dunno why)..But I changed all dat,even at times acting like a she-devil and constantly told him I was no slave..My hubby has changed.He even confessed to me recently I was his first love..So bae,submission ain't modern day slavery be assertive,yet loving and mold your man into what you want..He is yours forever,plus be patient.besides they are all really boys at heart(whispers)....Goodluck bae.
DeleteThe exact same thing is happening to me and it makes me so sad. To think I saved myself only to experience this. If I could turn back the hands of time I'd have had loads of safe sex
Delete*attention hogs.
DeleteHi Nicole, don't I just love you 💝💝💝
DeleteI replied to your comment once and you replied by advising me, ever since then I always look out for your comments knowing fully well your response will be full of wisdom, matured and godly. I believe you are God fearing and perhaps that's why I've got this sisterly attraction towards you.
Regards
Nuella
You are definitely a professional writer and blogger,There's a whole load of difference and though I surf all blogs,I have this sense of satisfaction when I read your narratives.
ReplyDeleteIts obviously the writing of a seasoned or gifted writer.You have a fantastic sense of humor.I rarely make comments,this must be maybe my third in several years but I laughed out loud and figured it was time to compliment you.
Mermaid!!!I'm still laughing.
Broke ass married women full this blog sha
ReplyDeleteI still can't get over that 5k post
Ije do!
Inukwa
Even as a student in secondary school when I had absolutely no needs it wasnt that bad.
No wonder some people are so bitter.
Even people roasting corn are richer than u,forget graduate packaging n help Urself.
Tueh!
5k, naira?
And some people are even telling her to save from the 5000naira
Oh Chi mu o
Lol the next thing you will hear now is Gweggz.
DeleteGo and marry first!
DeleteMake I just they observe comment. .get a Guy..sugar boy or something. Pls..if u are married and ur sex life ain't cool..it affects other aspect of ur life..the dildo could make things worst dear..get a real man that would fuck you real good..forget about cheating ish.u CNT suffer like this.
ReplyDeleteMadam make the dildo ur best friend n u ll see that u won't even miss him, his 2 mins sex ll be like a waste of horny minutes
ReplyDeleteMy dear.....
ReplyDeleteThe best solution is to sit him down and have a heart to heart. If that doesn't work... Do what Stella advised you to do.
And if you have a power shower... Make the shower head your best friend.
You can't kill yourself. If your hubby is as wonderful as you say he is... He will use his head and do the needful.
Good luck
How do u use power head shower biko... #curious
DeleteHow do u use power head shower biko... #curious. @breanna mag
DeleteWhat to do?
ReplyDeleteNothing!!!!
....since 'Cheating on him is out of it'
Tie your legs together cos Stella's dildo will not give you the satisfaction you crave either!
End time Konji
ReplyDeleteU are married to a one minute man.
ReplyDeleteEeya...
ReplyDeleteAs a 'holy Mary/St.John' I will advice you to rape the bagger. No fear o. Conjugal rape is mostly from wife-point-of-view. Just strap am to the bed and then wake the oga for yonda and get to work. Na im go beg you next week to tie am up... hehehe
ReplyDelete*Na joke I dey... at least I think so *wink*
Madam you don't have problem, so long as he is taking care of you and not hitting you. U say u are not a sex manic so y making a mountain out of a molehill?
ReplyDeleteThat your banging body inside that convocation gown can't take sex starvation so sleep with ds ya advice
DeleteEndtime husband
ReplyDeleteHeed to Stella's advice. Wishing you good luck sis....
ReplyDeleteYeah pls take Stella's advice
DeleteGet a dildo..
DeleteDunno what else to say oo
I totally fee ur pain poster
ReplyDeleteIt shows u two don't even have real conversations, things married women go through. This is how it works, one of the days he's fucking u, let him get done, then hold him back, tell him how he used to turn ur head before now, tell him how he makes u cum, tell him u miss ur man, coo sweet things in his ears. His guilty conscience will judge him.
If after all these, he doesn't change, baby, dildo up. Can be gotten for less than 5k.
Linda Eze will tell You to get lez partners or a smallie.
Lady Igo will give example of her church member under anonymous.
The rest will confuse u...ok bye.
Some men are boring .. Just like my bf, he's sexually active tho ,I mean he grinds me well but the only problem i have with him is that ,he doesn't cuddle and all after making love,after he showers,he dresses up and zoom to the sitting room to watch movies . Buy a dildo madam like stellz advices. Sorry
ReplyDeleteI just checked you on FB, your BF must see ds. Na joke o!
DeleteHow do people do phone sex?
ReplyDeleteStill can't place my hand on it.
Pahahahahahaha me too I'm so shit at fone sex I just start laughing pahahahaha
DeleteStella release comment nau
ReplyDeleteAm waiting
I support Stella on this. Buy a very sizeable sexy dildo and let him know you no longer care about his dick. Trust me he is gonna get worried.
ReplyDeleteLol Aunty Stella of life"buy a dildo"or tie your leg 2gether like mermaid,that my advice yo you
ReplyDeleteThis is what most women desire and u are complaining. Let's do exchange.
ReplyDeleteGo and get a boyfriend and leave your husband alone, he probably knows you are on your own that is he doesn't care. Maybe your husband dose not love you and don't fancy love making with you or does your pussy stinks. Get a boyfriend ,a dildo and a vibrator, I don't fancy one minute man, I love sex so much to marry a man like your husband, but if I eventually end with a man like your husband I will definitely get a good rider
ReplyDeleteyou are not alone dearie,I have accepted my fate,I have gotten young guys/man to fill in my sexual appetite,D rule is dont get caught and ensure that you find happiness.
ReplyDeleteYour social life is dead thanks to him? How? Are you a slave?
ReplyDeleteHMMMMMMMM,I UNDERSTAND WHAT U GOING THRU MY DEAR,I'M GOIN THRU A SIMILAR TIN...COMES HOME WEEKENDS OR 2 WEEKS INTERVAL AND D WHOLE SHOW NO DEY LAST 10 MINUTES...WHEN HE IS HARD,HE PENETRATES STRAITUP,WITH NO FOREPLAY WHATSOEVER..INFACT I CNT REM THE LAST TIME WE KISSED...HE JUST PENETRATES AND WITHIN 5 MIN,HE CUMS AND LEAVES ME ALL TO MYSELF....MAKE GOD HELP US NI OOO FROM THESE UNROMANTIC HUSBANDS.....MAKE I SIDDON READ COMMENTS TOO OOOO
ReplyDeleteHian!
DeleteU can't remember d last time u kissed
Where do u people meet these strange men from?
How was it during courtship?why didn't u talk to him about it then u pretended and got married now who is suffering it.
DeleteLife is so funny when someone like me is complaining of too much demand for sex, here is somebody complaining of lack of satisfaction. Isorai.
ReplyDeleteAnd this is where the dildo comes in handy my sister, very handy
ReplyDeleteStella, was she suppose to have the option of cheating? I don't understand that part of ur comment.
ReplyDeleteAnother case of going into marriage without 'tasting'. If you had tested him before committing, your chronicle would not have come this early in your young marriage.
ReplyDeleteYour social life is dead thanks to him? How? Are you a slave?
ReplyDeleteLike 4 real Stella? Dildo? It's well with us women ohhhhhh
ReplyDeleteChristian mother, what is wrong with dildo?
DeleteI have nothing to say
ReplyDeleteHave you talked it over with him? If yes get his parents involved because if you are the one involved, he would have reported you to your parents, his parents and even to the church that you are denying him his right.
ReplyDeletePlease don't ever think of cheating because it will only complicate issues.
She should tell his parents that what. ..? Which can talk be that. ..
DeleteSome comments sha...
DeleteShe should tell his parents what? Say their son no dey 4k her well? Are you for real?
keep urself busy ....the thoughts of sex will be minimal... also get a dildo if e dey worry u too much., plus didnt u pple had sex wen u were dating ,u would had known then now.......this one no be chronicle...lool
ReplyDeleteYours na serious problem o. I suspect Most women are facing this in marriage and keep hiding it. Maybe try starving your husband of sex for a little while, tell him you sort of lost interest and blame it on hormones or somth. You know na wen hunger catch person e go chop well well.. but seems your husband is gettin full dosage outside. Also u need to pray for him constantly.. there's nothing God can't do.
ReplyDeleteHmm is phone sex not same as masturbating?so when he is cumin off phone sex did he stop you?why dont you cum too? Anyway,off topic,can someone please explain what it means for a female to have bomb pussy?abi e mean say bomb dey inside the pussy?
ReplyDeleteYes na wetin e mean, very big bomb but not all of them o. some na shotgun, some na catapult, some sef na hammer and 10inch nail, onye nkuzi, all na bomb jare. Hope this helps.
DeleteBomb pussy is a wet pussy that is tight and odourless.
DeleteIt's the best pussy known to mankind and if you're a lady and you ain't got a bomb pussy, you're on a long thing.
I hope my explanation has been able to differentiate between a bomb pussy and a non-bomb pussy? Thank me later.
Am so happy that Chi Exotic 's definition describes my pussy after two kids. Is ds associated with the fact that I married as a virgin and am extremely neat.
DeleteAnon20:30 so y'all see I'm useful after all and not dumb? Hehehehehe
DeleteHahahahahahaha Stello no go kill Person o, madam biko buy Dildo u hear, pele o God is ur power..
ReplyDeletePoster, pls tell ur husband about ur desires and allow him for sometime if he' ll change but if he still act that way, yu may decide to go on with stella's........
ReplyDelete***runsouttapost*****
ReplyDeleteHmmm,I`m having similar issue, i wonder how i`m going to cope if i marry him now that he wants us to settle down. *Sad face*
ReplyDeleteMarriage is not by force
DeleteY bother if you won't be happy in it?
Don't try it. Leave cos na baaaaad thing ooooo
DeleteSave yourself from future chronicles o
DeleteSorry , nobody likes being cheated (sexual fraud especially to faithful partners)
DeleteDildo not a solution (it is a sad substitute actually)
Masturbation is a poor answer
Go and spiritually settle this matter
Ask GOD not to allow your husband cheat you, find and quote scriptures that support your husband's body being yours alone
And to take away his desire for any substitute to you.
Ask HIM to kill it.
Then set out to seduce your husband
That will be fun
Distance and ignorance may be contributory factors
Ask the Holy Spirit to lead you on how that should be sorted out
Sorry , nobody likes being cheated (sexual fraud especially to faithful partners)
DeleteDildo not a solution (it is a sad substitute actually)
Masturbation is a poor answer
Go and spiritually settle this matter
Ask GOD not to allow your husband cheat you, find and quote scriptures that support your husband's body being yours alone
And to take away his desire for any substitute to you.
Ask HIM to kill it.
Then set out to seduce your husband
That will be fun
Distance and ignorance may be contributory factors
Ask the Holy Spirit to lead you on how that should be sorted out
Hmmm, tell him straight up when u guys r doing d whole "brouhaha", "S.H, can u do it this way?", "I prefer it this way".
ReplyDeletehmm mm no answer to your question. just that cheating is out of it.
ReplyDeleteSome of us no dey see sex o for 6months even a year sef. but when we do its real good.
take it to them Lord in prayer. lol
I think those his lovers are really pounding him. If it continues like this get a dildo as Sterra said. Get something doing, make yourself happy, dress well and hang out with friends and ignore him even the phone sex abeg stop it jare if he can't give it to you physically.
ReplyDeleteTease him with dildo and hear what he'll say.
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ReplyDeleteChoi
DeleteQueen of shower head
Lol
I tried that shower head one day eh and the feeling was........
Make I no talk.
Na you teach me this one oh.
Hehehehehehe
Put Viagra in his drink :|
ReplyDeleteTHE "SEEN AND DOG OF THIS BLOG" is a crazy woman. The same mouth you use to call Jesus is the same MOUTH YOU USE TO TELL A LADY TO "CHEAT WITH A WOMAN" EVEN WHEN SHE TOLD US THAT "CHEATING IS OUT OF IT"? LADIES SHOULD BEWARE OF THIS WOMAN WHOSE NAME MEANS "SNAKE". SHE IS A GREEN SNAKE ON A GREEN GRASS!
ReplyDeleteTHE "SIN AND BUS OF THIS BLOG" is a crazy woman. The same mouth you use to call Jesus is the same MOUTH YOU USE TO TELL A LADY TO "CHEAT WITH A WOMAN" EVEN WHEN SHE TOLD US THAT "CHEATING IS OUT OF IT"? LADIES SHOULD BEWARE OF THIS WOMAN WHOSE NAME MEANS "SNAKE". SHE IS A GREEN SNAKE ON A GREEN GRASS!
ReplyDeleteIntresting chronicle
ReplyDeleteHe's gay
ReplyDeleteDats y e good to taste suya b4 u buy am...
ReplyDeleteU r obviously married to yourself. I'll profer u quietly go online n order a dildo if dat doesn't work den treathen him u want a divorce so it won't b cheating cos u can't b roasting n rusting b4 cobweb cover d whole abunna..em brain go do hard reset.
Or beta still buy blue films only u de room de touch urself not minding hez der den fake orgasms.
I ve been dating dis guy since february. Has never mentioned sex for once and he's talking marriage.
ReplyDeleteThis one pass me,don't know what to say. God please fix it
ReplyDeleteAny lesbian in the house?drop ur number or pin under anonymous.wanna explore
ReplyDeleteChoi!...
DeleteAny lesbian in d house?drop ur number or ur pin.wanna explore,life is too short
ReplyDeleteAny lesbian in d house?drop ur number or ur pin.wanna explore,life is too short.
ReplyDeleteI am in the same shoe. He comes home once in a month and most times he prefers it outside.
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