“It started with Miss Nigeria and MBGN. Now we have the following, Miss Comely Queen Nigeria, Face of Unity Nigeria, Miss Heritage Beauty Pageants, Miss Tourism Nigeria, Miss Earth Nigeria,Miss Ideal, Face of the Globe, Miss teen world supermodel,Miss Dazzle Nigeria, Queen of Aso Rock, Miss Grand Nigeria, Miss Vip Nigeria, Most Beautiful Face in Nigeria, Miss Ambassador for Peace Nigeria, Queen of trust beauty Nigeria, Face of Nigeria, Miss Global Beauty
Peagent, Sisi Oge Beauty Pageant, Miss Exquisite, Miss Olokun, Miss Ecowas Peace Peagent.
According to him with the way things are going we would have "Miss Pretty feet Nigeria, Miss Long Neck Pageant,
Miss High Heels Nigeria, Miss Fresh Lap Pegeant, Miss No hair for leg Nigeria Pageant, Miss Pointed Boobs Nigeria,Miss No Stretch Marks For Body''.
Very true
ReplyDeleteHe didn't add miss virgin nigeria.
DeleteIt's true sha. Too much pageant
Lol
DeleteSo so true.
Lol
DeleteVery true!
Miss slim legs...
Very true o... After dey give d babes carrot leave cloths to wear to show we are Africans! Mumu dey smell
DeleteLol! Miss hourglass. But cos of Naija's high rate of corruption, these days you will see an ugly girl claiming to be a beauty queen just because she is sleeping with one of the organizers...
DeleteNonsense!
*puffs weed smoke*
In fact d matter don tire me sef. Miss sisi eko of lagos go soon join. Hoihoihoi!!!
Deletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Lolx... This nigga is truelly a comedian no doubt....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Face of democracy, miss earth...
ReplyDeleteMiss pointed boobs, and soon Miss pointed nipples got me. so many Miss this and Miss that. there should be Miss funny face.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha...OMG...I'm laughing out so loud@ Miss No hair for leg
ReplyDeleteNigeria Pageant, Miss Pointed Boobs
Nigeria,Miss No Stretch Marks For
body, miss long neck sef.
This is so hilarious hahaha. Seriously sha d contests are just too much haba
So Hilarious, i forgot to laugh
ReplyDeleteYea....it simply because ur problems are to much for basketmouth to handle.
DeleteThat's because your mumsie never buy you Christmas cloth.
DeleteLmao @headmistress and anon you cray
DeleteSoooooo true.
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Lol
ReplyDeleteHe is right, the pageants are just too much and unnecessary.
Miss hot leg that should be in benin
ReplyDeleteHahahhahhahahahaha. Basket mouth with his basket mouth. He didn't add miss virgin nigeria. Lol. Wetin person no go hear
ReplyDeletethere's a pageant like that.
DeleteYekpa!
Delete*drops weed*
Lol this guy don kolo oh
ReplyDeleteLmao... Also very soon
ReplyDeleteMiss Gwegs
Miss PDP
Miss APC
Not funny.
DeleteMiss gwegs go sweet o
DeleteEven miss first to comment on SDKB
lol
DeleteNa them sabi. Whatever rock their boat. Who miss world and the rest don help? If it put food on their table and makes them happy. Wetin come concern me. Hian. But basket mouth, ur jokes are getting dry day by day abeg try and improve.
ReplyDeleteNo bae....The jokes are not dry, your problems are just too much for basket mouth to handle.
DeleteHahahah. Abio my sister hahahahahaha. The ones i recently watched are dry shaa. I prefer Akpororo shaa
Delete*yawns*
ReplyDeleteBasketmouth cracking dry jokes...
DeleteYes is just too much miss nigeria uk, miss nigeria Dublin,miss nigeria New York haba na wetin self
ReplyDeleteno be small
ReplyDelete#GODWIN™
Basket mouth help me ask dem oo
ReplyDeleteLovemejeje
Keep it coming, they all business Ventures... Lol
ReplyDeleteBasketmouth is becoming drier by the hour.
ReplyDeleteI rememba night of a thousand laff years back, this guy used to b so funny, we had a collection of the CDs at home.
In Nigeria poverty is an inspiration for some.
Same as I go die.
Even bovi isn't as funny as b4.
Tee A nko? That one dry pass cream cracker.
Gbenga adeyinka, dat one can recycle ppls joke die(don't know how e keeps his head up for an outing after dis)
I think the person always on point now is akpororo and helen. Others dry like stock fish
DeleteHelen Paul ke? Is she funny?
DeleteThe best are i go die, Gordon, basket mouth, I go save, akpororo
AY is not a good stand up comedian. But when he acts movies, they used to be interesting.
The worst for me is Julius Agwu. Listening to him na torture. Igbotic jokes
*sips Tombo*
Imo chic hahahah.
DeleteSharap there, I now dislike this guy ever since I went for rhythm unplugged. He refused to speak loud and when people complained,he said if we don't like it that we did not pay vvip,cause I noticed when others had the mic we could hear, but basket and bovi just concentrated on the vvip,since then I dislike this dude.true colors appear when the money appears.
ReplyDeleteLol,pele Ziona... It is well
DeleteLol
ReplyDeleteMiss runs girls Nigeria
ReplyDeleteMiss short
Miss ugly
Miss bleachers
Miss fab
Swag
Housewife
Ist to comment
Miss IHN
TGF
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I tell you
DeleteMiss independent
DeleteMiss RHI
Miss in house gist
Miss SDK chronicles
Miss most hated on SDK
Miss Most gbagaun on SDK
Miss most Razz on SDK
Miss most beggi beggi on SDK
Hahahahahahahaha!
I don tire to type
Yes na, he talk true
ReplyDeleteHaha hahaha.... No be small thing, there already miss hot legs sef in Benin
ReplyDeleteHe forgot MISS BOKO HARAM.
ReplyDeleteHahhahaahah....its so so true
ReplyDeleteEverybody is now a beauty queen
ReplyDeleteHahaha,so true. They should slow their roll abeg.
ReplyDeleteBuhhaahahhahahahha,
ReplyDeleteSo true and very annoying.
ReplyDelete*no condition is permanent*
miss beards sef
ReplyDeleteToo funny but true, too much of anything is bad
ReplyDeleteMe sef tire lol
ReplyDeleteMiss Aristo
ReplyDeleteMiss Runs Babe
Miss Successful Prostitute
Miss Correct legs
Miss Hostel
Miss Sexy Eyes
Miss Gbogbo Big Girls
Miss Hot Ex-GirlFriend
Miss Threesome CEO
*Hiss* Orisirisi
Lolz
DeleteLmao
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