Please if you know Baba Iyabo,tell him to grab a copy of this Book and read well cos a part will follow.....
Reuben Abati Says....
''Professor Wole Soyinka was quoted saying his latest book is the “nastiest” that he has written so far. InterInventions: Between Defective Memory and the Public Lie- A Personal Odyssey in The Republic of Liars (Ibadan: Bookcraft, 2015, 136pp) is quite close to being just that. But who knows if an even nastier book may follow as Soyinka embarks on the task of exposing lies in our Republic as he has promised that InterInventions, a follow up to Interventions series (I-IV) will be dedicated solely to the dismantling of lies in the public space: malicious and non-malicious lies, lies told, lies magnified, lies fraudulent, murderous lies, accidental lies, uttered from depraved minds whose sole intention is to create burdens for their victims, malign, impugn and lower the other so they can be raised or their stomachs can be nourished at other’s expense.
This is nevertheless, a publication in which Professor Soyinka settles strictly personal scores, but this is no pamphleteering that he modestly alludes to, but a fine, extended essay in the distinguished tradition of that form. He is polemical, punchy and critical - without mercy or measure! There is no deceit, no pulling of punches, not much of deliberate concealment; it is Soyinka wielding a Bazooka in one hand, and a gilt-edged knife in the other, shooting down the hypocrisy and pretensions of representative figures in a Republic of Liars, where defective memory, an affliction worse than amnesia, but much closer to dementia, and psychosis, is standard fare. He deploys language dramatically and draws blood even if his mood remains charismatic and entertaining as he laughs at human folly, and the verminous antics of his named and shamed traducers.
The writer focuses on his personal experiences as a victim of the burden of being lied to, being lied against and being pushed to defend his right not to be lied against, but his theme is probably far more important than his content and mood. He ends up inviting us to think further about a social malaise, a missing, distorted, disjointed ethical link, and so his subjects - including Obasanjo, Chinweizu, Adewale Maja-Pearce, Peter Enahoro, Major Salawu, Gbenga Daniel, Abiola Ogundokun, Olagunsoye Oyinlola - rise off the pages, as illustrative archetypes of a hydra-headed crisis at the heart of society, namely how self-delusion, ego, power and an obsessive, compulsive, alimentary propensity turns adults into liars. Other associated themes along this line of moral exhortation will include the sheer uncertainty of life, the unpredictability of human character, and the near-helplessness of victims in a nation of fabulists.
Thus, the entire narrative is organic, with the humanistic import of the content, imbued with a personal orientation as it were, taking us closer to larger questions of ethics, humanity, the inviolability of truth. Man and his foibles is the central subject of inquiry invariably; there is a certain universality in the tendency of man, including those who quote the Bible with practised ease, to be nasty and brutish. I recommend this book for everyone’s reading pleasure and instruction. It is quite affordable, only N1, 000 per copy, and certainly, a temptingly quotable book - more so as the reader is reassured by the author’s statement of indemnity. Here goes: “My publishers are hereby fully indemnified by me against court processes, as well as the consequences of any libel suits that may arise from this maiden number of the InterInventions series” (p.93).The stoutly flagellated figures in the book, who are described as “the greatest public liars I have ever known”, thus ridiculed have every reason to be angry but obviously, Soyinka in taking his pound of flesh cannot be bothered.
There can be no greater denigration to be sought beyond his depiction of former President Olusegun Obasanjo, as the philosopher-king who is “an overgrown child of circumstance;” “Double-O-Seven”, “an infliction”, “a hypocrite”, and “irredeemable egomaniac” or Chinweizu as “Chichidodo”, a bird that feeds on shit, or Adewale Maja-Peace as “the area-boy of letters”; or Peter Pan as “lying, opportunistic, contemptible”; Olagunsoye Oyinlola as “the Prince of Darkness”; Gbenga Daniel as “DaaniElebo”. Professor, ki lo de? Or when of Maja-Pearce, whom he calls “Ade-Boy!”, the writer says: “It is a time to remind him that the stern rod of Ogun awaits all lying tongues.” (p.38). Professor, ewo ni t’epe!
Of Abiola Ogundokun, Soyinka thunders: “Of all the loathsome lumps of slime that ever oozed from the sump of human depravity to aspire to human form, none comes close to the two-legged parasite that goes by the name of Abiola Ogundokun”. Whaa-a-t? And in taking on Major Rasaki Salawu, he says “Howu Salawu” – a vocalic alliteration which cryptically summarises the subject-matter; a considerable part of the book is devoted to a profiling of the self-same Salawu in a manner that evokes shame or the equivalent of a mortal decapitation. Soyinka’s anti-heroes owe themselves a duty to say something in self-defence, for the naming and shaming tends to stick, with all the stamp and authoritativeness of the inimitable WS.Audi alteram partem.
Which is why I was surprised that President Olusegun Obasanjo in a reported interview with The Punch, made light of it:
Reporter: While you were away from the country, your friend Prof. Wole Soyinka inaugurated (sic) a book in which he called you a child of circumstance.
OBJ: (Talking in Yoruba: Se o so be?) Meaning: Did he say so?
Reporter: He even said he won’t eat any food you give him without you eating from the food first.
OBJ: (Continues in Yoruba: Mi o mo o) Ehnhenhn? I don’t know.
Obasanjo irritated by the Soyinka questions, gets up and walks out of his study during the interview…but the reporter keeps throwing questions at him.
Reporter: Why are the two of you always quarrelling?
OBJ: Kini wahala yin? (What is your problem?)
Indeed, what is our problem? But just in case President Obasanjo has not read the book, I recommend that he should especially as Soyinka has promised a follow-up shake down edition: “a collective effort, a corroborative-or self-cancelling-anthology by many long-suffering victims…dedicated solely to the Otta phenomenon.” (p. 53). Our Republic of Liars is a temporary space for Soyinka; his reputation in the world of letters places him historically, in the long run, beyond local dog-fights; but as for this book, emotional responses to the vengeful biographical dimensions cannot be unexpected.
Take-away, though: our problem – we do have a problem as a collective - is the sobering realization that Nigerians enjoy telling lies, much more than any other community that we know, and that we are indeed, a Republic of Liars. We are a nation of fabulists, richly imaginative, when that asset is well-conditioned, it produces excellence, but misapplied, the tale bearer becomes a professional aproko, as they say, a self-made radio station, transmitter, booster, conditioned to promote untruths, and as the tale travels from one mouth to another, new layers are invented and added, often so viciously that the original source often finds it unrecognizable. But much damage is done, and it is this wickedness of man to man – as theme and principle- that Soyinka deplores.
The rise of the internet has even made lying so easy and convenient, the anonymity that the social media offers allows a lie to grow until its continued affirmation imposes it on public memory as received wisdom. Lies pollute the public mind; they damage relationships and destroy a sense of community. Soyinka insists on the inviolability of the truth and decent conduct, but the rot is widespread, the phenomenon is a new normal reality. Politicians lie to the electorate, win the votes and turn around shamefacedly to say they never said whatever even in the face of concrete evidence made possible by electronic reproduce-ability. This culture of deception remains unchecked because the institutions for seeking redress remain inchoate: libel cases can go on forever, or they may run into a technical hitch concocted by lawyers, requiring that they be started de novo. And to worsen it all, the followership enjoys the lies and the lying, compelling an assessment of our Republic in real and fictive representations as the biggest lie in search of truth.
Soyinka does not recommend a resort to self-help; but he inflicts punishment with his pen, and laments in a memorable instance: “Chei! There is Death o!” Let’s add: “Chei! There is God o!...”- the ultimate judge''.
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ReplyDeleteSincerely I didn't read
Cmon don't be like that. There are loads of info for u.
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ReplyDeleteWho will read all this?
ReplyDeleteThere are lots of people hungry in this country. So it's two old men nearing their grave we will be listening to.
Goodluck to those interested.
It's educating. Try to read it up.
DeleteWho get time to read this?...
ReplyDeleteNot me oh...
Stella, can u pls comment on my behalf..... or loveme jeje can also do so....lol
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DeleteEpic review indeed!
ReplyDeleteOn top my mb, mbanu...
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Reuben Abati, shut the hell up. Traitor. Turncoat. Shameless, unscrupulous, unprincipled fool. Boy don't even try to broker any form of resumption of dialogue with mainstream Nigerians. Nobody wants to hear from you.
ReplyDeleteFor 4 years, you imperiously turned a deaf ear to your original constituency, the loyal Nigerians that respected and looked up to you. Rather you chose to serve your belly at the decadent tables of your corrupt masters of impunity, perfidy and profligacy at Aso Rock. Now the party is over, the music has died down, the DJ has gone home and the celebrant has returned to the creek, you now want to resume talking to those you ignored and let down all these years? Hell no. Recede into infamy and ignominy. Your voice no longer carries any weight of integrity, respect nor honor. You left all those virtues at the tables of corrupt merriment of old Aso Rock.
Now you are spent and empty and your hands are soiled with the filth of corruption. Shut up and crawl into a hole somewhere in the creeks with your creek cretin master.
Punk just shut up already!
Ghanaman signing out!!!
Where do I send your kisses to?
DeleteU are just mad. So now that he's out of d presidency job, he shouldn't find something else to do??? Are u dis stupid?
DeleteBia, if u don't have any sensible thing to say, go back to ur country and die.
Hey Charlie....can u say tht 2 Ur dad? Guy calm down oooo...... there are better ways to engage him intellectually without insulting him & ur points will sink deep.
DeleteHey Charlie....can u say tht 2 Ur dad? Guy calm down oooo...... there are better ways to engage him intellectually without insulting him & ur points will sink deep.
DeleteOhhhh ghanaman!!! Abeg come make I buy you 5 star lunch. You're a fresh wave of sanity.
Delete@Eka Joy...must u always attack me even when u know u ain't making sense? U call this 'something doing'? Like seriously?
Delete@Natt...If my father jonez like dis man, I go dis-father him shapardly!
@Jay Em...Western Union will deliver it safely!
@Chris...just 2 bottles of Star Raddler will do the magic bro!!!
@ eka joy don't be too harsh on dis young boy.... pity him abeg.. let me auto correct Ur last sentence
DeleteBia, if u don't have any sensible thing to say, go back to ur country and start repairing some rubber foot wears..... no be leather... cos u fit use anger spoil customers expensive shoes.
Very apt and good. He needs to step back as he has lost all civility during his last posting hence telephone stopped ringing.....Ahahaha
DeleteVery apt and good. He needs to step back as he has lost all civility during his last posting hence telephone stopped ringing.....Ahahaha
DeleteNatt chop kisses
DeleteOne word....WOW!!! When I do get this book, I will put a dictionary by my pillow...just reading this alone, almost throws my PhD into the bin. When out fathers decide to throw punches, we should indeed run for covers, but learn from it....the words vocalic aliteration and loathsome lump of slime....chai!!! kikikiki
ReplyDeleteToo long oh jare!
ReplyDeleteCan't read all this abeg!
Someone smart should summarise.
Uhu, this is brave. Baba iyabo" always trying to make light weighty issues but u can only fool urself bcos there is death ooh
ReplyDeletedouble wow.lemme go get ma copy.
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Too much grammar
ReplyDeleteWow! See English. Prof. Soyinka you too much. Reuben Abati, phew, good review. Not too long, grammar... oo! Learnt a lot from this review.
ReplyDeleteNigerian's nawa pls read it will help you dear.
ReplyDeleteplease try and read.
ReplyDeleteThat line "Professor ewo t'epe!"
ReplyDeleteHaaaaa.
All these old men, the more you look the less you see. Something obviously is fishy in the Concept of the Review. Shebi N1,000? I go buy this book and I go digest am.
That other line "...amnesia so close to dementia.."". I need the full analysis because this Nigeria is full of old men with hidden recondite facts. I need to know.
And biko Obasanjo should stop being sly and pretentious, he remains a rejected Son of Late Obi of Onitsha Igwe Okwudili Onyejekwe of the Royal Onyejekwe Family of Onitsha in Anambra State. Even if Obj's Mum is late, she has sisters and relations, let them take him home. After watching his acceptance speech on that book Nigeria is 50 written by the Ghanaian Abynaa Ansaa-Adjei, I agreed Obj has been lying about his parentage. He should embrace his Origin, before Prof Wole writes more than this. E go hot for Obj oo.
Happy weekend ahead everyone.
Let obj catch u wit dis Ur comment, u go spell sdk speaking in tongues.....
DeleteLet obj catch u wit dis Ur comment, u go spell sdk speaking in tongues.....
DeleteHian. Now I'm confused oh.
DeleteSisi eko Bonaparte ronalda ezenwanyi pls come back and do justice to this posgt
ReplyDeleteNice one abati even though you are not one of my favourite persons.
ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Wetin this man dey do other than making noise this days abeg....
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Too long and I couldnt read it.. (sad)
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