Wednesday In House News - 'Romatism' Things!

Helloooo....Today is a good day and i hope you all know why?LOL

LET YOUR ROOMS BREATHE AGAIN

"Breathe New Life into Your Room, Make Your Home into Paradise with a Feature Wall of Stunning Floral Wallpaper Designs. For more info, please call 08176690095, 07018222642. "

 Thanks!

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POLICE WAHALA

Aunt stellz, Good day.

See me see police o

My company's driver was taking me to the airport, after complaining of how he's being owed his salary, his phone rang, a short call of 20secs landed us in police net o.

See fine geh like me begging police to release the driver and car after checking the papers and noticing the insurance has expired....
I thought to my self what to do, I decided to act crying princess... That was how we were released after begging for close to an hour....
The nonsense boss then called me and asked me to give him my number so I can meet up at the airport... I gave it to him so I could collect the papers... If he reads this he'd better not call becos I'll show him there's more to it when you make a princess shed tears....

Bv F. M

*side eyes*....No pass back nack am sha cos na so e dey start..LOL

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Adele's Song is not Over Hyped

Dear Stella,

Please help me tell those BVs that are saying that Adele's Hello song is too over-hyped that they should rest please. Just as they are tired of seeing it in the news, we also are tired of their complaints. 

Anyway sha it's part of the media strategy. Let's all pray that God will give us an idea, a project that the whole world will gosh about. Something that the world will recognize. That song is emotional and it's a good one to test ones vocal dexterity. Adele has found her excited state in heartbreak songs. Find out what works for you and use it well. I'm excited about SDKERS Hello Competition. I'm watching you all in 3D.

See as you twist call out memo end for advice ...hahahahahahahah

No mind the people complaining,instead of them to say no MB,na e don do dem dey shout.I am not stopping,I will continue posting cos its viral and i love whats happening to everyone cos of this hello song....I saw two ladies arguing who was better yesterday and the minute the blonde one sad ''JOE THOMAS''..i smiled at her.lol

FIRST BV -10K

ME- 30K

BV TETRINA - 10

Someone dropped in the comment section yesterday that he/she wanted to add 20k to the amount,please contact me.

Make una begin send in una songs ooo.those people who pledged monies can contact me now and start paying before them go vanish when time to pay reach..lol

Who else wants to be part of those who donates.lets make this viral..lol

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SDK CAKE CONTEST.

Entries are expected from November 25th and all entries will be posted a week after.

There are rules governing entries...

Cake must have been baked recently with you in the pic mixing or whatever and not with you all made up and carrying a beautiful cake like statue of liberty.

Only 6 pictures for every entry and ONLY ONE CAKE is allowed for the entry.ONE CAKE.

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CULTURE SHOCK MARRIAGE WISE

Dear Stella,

I have been longing to write you for a very long time but I keep procrastinating, I must say you’re doing a great job and you’re a blogger with a difference, may God continue to bless and prosper you.

I have been a blog visitor for a long time and I rarely comment and those times when I do, I comment as Murna. 

Yesterday I had a very interesting conversation with my boss at the office and later on it got me thinking.

I went to notify him of my upcoming traditional marriage and I told him it was gonna be lowkey because in my culture (Plateau state) payment of bride price is done in the lady’s living room with a few close relatives and friends as witnesses. He now laughed and said “so what you’re saying is we are not invited”. I tried to explain to him that even my fiancé who is Igbo is still finding that difficult to understand as he has already sent invites to his people and whole community despite the fact that I kept emphasizing “lowkey”.

We now got talking about cultural differences, my boss is from the south west and he now told me about the stages and processes of marriage in his culture which is totally different from mine, we even discussed about taboos , and it reminded me about a friendship I had ended because i failed to understand her culture and its demands.

 I had this friend who is from the south west  and we were really close, we discussed everything, she got married and relocated to another town but we still maintained the friendship, we chat everyday an exchange gossip but I was shocked when a mutual friend of ours now told me “ your friend xxx has delivered oh” I was like, “that’s a lie, was she pregnant?”, I later on got to find out it was true and she didn’t feel obliged to let me know she was pregnant. I felt really hurt and I started thinking all sorts, did she consider me a potential harm to her unborn child? Am I a witch? I just diplomatically ended things with her, after congratulating her and wishing her the best for her baby.

It was yesterday that my boss now laughed at me and was like in his culture, you’re not under any obligation to tell even your mother that you’re pregnant, imagine the confusion.

In the north here, I can call a blind man “hey blind man” and they themselves bear such names as gajere (short man), Gurgu (lame man) or Kuturu (leper), hey there’s no big deal, even their kids carry such names, but I heard you dare not do that in the south west, else you’ll be cursed (that was in the olden days sha)

For a simple girl from the north like me relocating to the south, I would have been in serious trouble because the cultural shock would have been too difficult to handle or cope with. I am as open minded as possible, heck I’m doing what Napoleon has not been able to do in my family, I am marrying an Nyamari (Igbo person) and no one in my ancestry has done that, hahahaha, we have had our hurdles but thank God, we have successfully overcome them, I have a very loving mother in law to be and my family all have accepted him as their own.

I try to imagine, what if all these cultural beliefs and traditions were still applicable? 

Should i say, I have religion and modernization to thank?

Stella, I feel you can relate to this, because you’re married into a culture different from yours and even the language.  Could we discuss what relationship or friendships or even business deals and jobs BVs have lost as a result of cultural differences?

I love you Stella, I pray God gives me your kind of benevolent heart.

Best Wishes

Murna

*Weeps tears from eyes* Murna you are so sweet...*begins to cry again and backslides outta in house news.

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THANK YOU BV CYNTHIA

Good day Stella Nwanyioma,

I want to appreciate BV Cynthia, she posted a giveaway for work clothes to which I applied for and she asked me to come pick the clothes up at her office, which I did. I can't explain how happy I am. God bless you Madam. May all you needs and wants be met with ease in Jesus' name. Amen. I met Bv Fisayo at her office and she also give us transport fare. Thank you Madam. I am grateful.

Mrs Korks, you too much. Thank you!!! Dalu!!!

BV Olivia Olives

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DARK SPOTS

I have these black spots on my face,the spots have been their over a year now,I have tried using the home remedies to get ride of them but they are still their.I really want to get them off my face but am a bit scared of most products that are harmful to the skin,cos I have a sensitive skin,and most creams react to my skin by giving me Eczema or rashes.please blog visitors help me out with products that help remove the black spot with out reacting to my skin.

Note;am dark(chocolate)  in complexion,and have a very sensitive skin.

Thanks a lot aunty Stella for these platform.

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APARTMENTS FOR RENT IN IKEJA AND IYANA IPAJA.

Hello Sweet Stellzzzzz,

Lol top of the day to you ma. I will appreciate it greatly if you put this in IHN.

Please i have 5 mini bedrooms for rent in Ikeja and Iyana Ipaja. 700k and 500k 

respectively. There is water, Electricity,Security, and parking space. Anybody 

interested should please call 07069518228 or send a mail to 

okoronkwonelly@gmail.com

Regards,

Nelly

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BRIDAL MAKE UP GIVEAWAY FOR JANUARY

Good day Mrs korks,I hope this meets you well. I have it in mind to sow seeds into someone's life,but don't have much, so I thought of using my skill as the seed. 

Am giving out a free bridal makeover for three  January brides starting from the third to last Saturday of the month,since it has five Saturdays. So if you are a January bride and your date fall on one of this Saturdays,and you are yet to get a makeup artist,you can contact me. Please note that the giveaway is only for lagos brides, and its just the bride no brides maids or friends is entitled to the giveaway. The first three brides to call gets the giveaway for the month. Thanks. I can be reached on 08103891374,BB pin: 530C46E5

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE AND GIVEAWAY

Hello Stellastica,

Thanks for the avenue you give to us,I have gotten some cool customers from here. I still do party packs for children's party and souvenirs for weddings. The numbers to call are 08023078928/08055500157. We deliver nationwide. we also have dresses,jeans and shoes for sale, attached are some pics of our products. We do wholesale and retail on all items. more pictures available on request.

I would like to give away items to a pregnant woman or a very new mum that needs it. Location is Lagos,pick up in Surulere. First person to maillittlesmarties86@yahoo.com gets it. Thanks.

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Re: Young Entrepreneurs Summit Awards - In House News Thank You Request

Dear SDK,

I want to say a very big "Thank You" to all blog visitors.  You all did not dissapoint and Queenieez Kitchen came tops at the CRWatch 2015 Young Entrepreneurs Awards.  She had 1251 votes and was ahead of the next entry who had 1191 votes.  The cash prize promised by the award organisers is not yet ready but once she collects it, we know as we dey do am......  Shoki ah.....

Thank you all!!

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

C$E Fumigation and cleaning services engage in providing our clients a second to none royal first class cleaning services, specialise in industrial, facility cleaning, landscaping and horticulture. contact us on 07035771226 and 08059044272.

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IS THIS POSSIBLE OR A SCAM?

Hello Mrs Stella, I am a regular bv of this great blog. please advertise my job. I do traditional healing by the grace of God and I am proud of my job. I prepare the herbs the way it should be done  and God makes it work on people I do it for. I do mine to help people and not to do evil. You can contact me for  traditional healing if

*you are trying to conceive 

*you have Romatism

*if you have quick ejaculation 

*if you are a women that don't enjoy sex

*if you are not making sale in your shop

*if you seek a contract to be approve to you. 

*If you are in search of husband or wife

*if you are trying to get a visa . etc

 I prepare the herbs the way it should be done and God heals.  my email address is.....

Fear no let me add email address oooooh

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THANK YOU BV ANNABEL.

Stella and other bvs help me thank bv Annabel for this lovely pair of shoe,she posted shoe giveaway in In house news on monday,i contacted her and she called me up to collect it yesterday.She's such a lovely  and down-to-earth person.

Annabel Godwin,May the lord bless you beyond your expectations,you will never lack,neither will you go begging IJN.AMEN

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VACANCY

Good evening Stella,
Trust you're doing great. It's funny that I'm sending you this mail because at this time last week I was really depressed, I had no job/no money, but to God be the glory its a different story this week.

Kindly help me post this vacancy in tomorrow's in house news, it's really urgent as the first stage of interview will be by this weekend. This is my own little way of reaching out.

A reputable multi-national company is recruiting for the position below:

JOB TITLE: Risk controller
JOB PURPOSE(S)
Responsible for Risk Management activities for a subsidiary of the Group – mainly monitoring risk(s) relating to Credit and Operational Risks. Support the Identification, assesment, mitigation and management of risks for the company through focusing on risk management via a defined enterprise wide risk framework - thereby ensuring the risks are mitigated and monitored in accordance with the companys Risk Policies.

QUALIFICATION AND EXPERIENCE REQUIRED
  HND/Bachelor’s Degree
5 or more years of relevant experience within manufacturing or banking is preferable  Good interpersonal skills with strong verbal and written communication skills

All CVs should be sent to wofaith@yahoo.com latest 6pm of 11th November (this is  my personal mail address not the company's,  I need to sort through them first before forwarding to my boss)

God bless you Stella for the wonderful work you're doing on your blog.

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PLEA FOR WAIST TRAINER AFTER ALLEGED DISGRACE BY HUBBY

Mrs korkus,May God bless your beautiful heart and your generations to come for the beautiful things your are doing through our blog(sdk's blog).Please I am writing this with tears in my eyes,lost self worth and in depressed state because of what I passed through yesterday and this is not the first time it would happen.I was embarrassed by hubby because of my big tummy and he looks at it with disgust though I have been doing exercise for the past 2months but no result and hubby is not helping matters.

Please can someone bless me with a waist trainer to get my self worth back, I dont have money.Please my fellow Bvs come to my rescue as this is already affecting my marriage.You can contact me through Irene_pretty31@mtnnigeria.blackberry.com.Thanks and remain blessed

I am really pissed at those men who cannot accept the changes in the bodies of their wives due to childbirth...does the big belle affect the taste of the tohtoh?NO!....show her love and look for ways to help her come to terms with what she is going thru and make it easy to look for solution,na lie,they will be there complaining...arrant nonsense!
Madam the greatest gift of all is learning to love yourself irrespective of whether HE LOVES you or not!

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WHO HAS A NETWORK MODEM

Stella, God bless you for this platform saving lives. I just started my business which requires internet sometimes, my phone is not quality enough to showcase my work that's why i need a modem which i can subscribe internet on. I cannot afford the modem for now as i have used the capital i had in setting up the business. I'm pleading with anyone that have a modem (any network) that they are not using anymore to please dash me. The modem is important for the growth of my business. Please I beg you Stella kindly help me post, don't ignore it as a meaningless  plea my sister. I can be reached on 08035397895. Thanks 

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Artificial fuel scarcity in Offa

Hello Stella,

                    

Love your blog and everything it stands for. Keep up the good work.

  Please we would like you to help us appeal to fuel marketers in Kwara (Offa especially) to have mercy on us residents and make fuel available. Even when the whole nation dispenses at 1 naira the guys here sell at 100/liter, the problem now is we have not been able to get fuel for months now and its quite frustrating, you have to drive round town early in the morning to see if anyone is selling which if they do is at 120/litre. To make matters worse their elder sister NEPA has decided to really hold on to power and those of us who need power for our businesses are not finding it easy. Rumors going round town say a powerful female marketer (who is in America right now enjoying power and good amenities) is the one behind the whole problem. Please the relevant authorities should come to our aid.

    Thank you.

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ISNT THIS A SEVERE CASE OF FIBROID?WHO CAN HELP?

''Good day ma, my name is Peace, am from Edo state but domicile in Lagos.

Please ma am in dare need of your help.my elder sister has been sick

for a decade now to d extent she hate life am also tired but choose to hide it so that she will have many reason to be happy a little. she will not see her menstruation for four month and if she does it won't stop for a month through the use of drugs what have we not done we have gone to different hospital,gone

traditional,even to churches no cure.

My sister has suffer a lot she is the only sister I have,we have spent money and my mother is hypertensive.

we have prayed,fasted,still no remedy.as I typed this message she is on

her flow for the past one week.attempting suicide

Please we so much need your help and the help of other bv,we have only 

sleepless nights.she has lost all hope and in God

my family will be so great full if you help us, she can be reached

through these  numbers 07065570697

07087700517 thank you all and GOD bless''

LMAO at domicile in Lagos...please any doctor here to help or anyone who can give them financial strength t get help?A sister is crying out for help for her sibling,it must be bad.

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NEED SOFT COPY OF GMAT

who has soft copy of Gmat that am in need of it. Thank you in advance. nescawill@gmail.com

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COMPLIMENTARY CARD NEEDED URGENTLY

I urgently need a simple complimentary card. I don't really know much about lagos and the guy I saw wants to cut my neck.‎ Please any BV that can help me design and print a complementary card before Friday, should please contact me at azunnagifto@gmail.com. I just need like 200 or 500 depending on the price. Please the person should have a church mind (as per price) as I am still growing...  

I'll be waiting to hear.

Thanks Stells!

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APPRECIATION

 I want to say a very big thank you to a heart of GOLD. I put a plead some days ago and a wonderful bv took out time to send us money for my baby clothes, she took out to send the money to us even when is not convenient for her. Mrs Okeke may the Lord almighty continue to bless you and your family may u and your household never lack any good thing in Jesus Amen.

   Thank you so much ma we are very grateful,and for those wonderful bv who showed interest in us, we are still very available o. lolz

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SAMSUNG PHONE FOR SALE

.Please I want to sell a brand new Samsung s6 edge (gold color).Its still in the pack and have never been used.Amount 150,000 naira.

I will send Shoki,when I sell it.

I can be reached on 09036264328 or 08168937811.

Kindly find the attached pictures.

Thank you Stella 

Can this phone call heaven?Mscheeeew!

lol

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AIRPORT TAXI DRIVER

My brother in law is an "airport" taxi driver. He lives in Enugu state but shuttles all over the EAST. Pls my fellow BVs, anytime u enter Enugu, Anambra,Imo or Abia and needs a private taxi to take u to where ever, hola @him. He is so calm, responsible and trust worthy. His contacts:(main no)07039564109 or 08037326600. Sunny.

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STUDIO  228 Introduces WEDDING et al.
wedding plans made Easy for 300 guests
Dessert, Cake (4tier, 5 inches), Make up (Bride, chief Brides maid and Bride's mum), Bridal hair , Mc, Decoration, Photo and video (pre-wedding shoot, 50 pages photobook, 3 canvas frames and 300 pictures on slide show, 2 DVD) Bridal dress/Suit, Small chops, 5 Ushers, Dj, Cocktail.  At the price of N850, 000. 00

DISCOUNT: 10% for the first 10 people to make bookings.

For more information contact: +2348034354590
Bb pin: 564E5107
Instagram: Studio228events

MTN 3676 9895 2037 9559
          2913 5364 4444 5031

GLO 225 8220 6323 1552

AIRTEL 1281 6672 0813 1430
              1677 4395 8119 7293

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GRADE 1 OKIRIKA RETAIL HOME SUPPLY

I need a BV that deals in nice okirika grade 1 aladies  wears for office  and babies clothes. The seller should be ready for home delivery And reside in Lagos.  Alimosho LGA preferably. 

Interested retail seller should reach me on twinnxxx@yahoo.com

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THANK YOU

 Stella, please help me Thank Mrs Quinnette

The lady who sells kitchen items. I promised buying her gas oven and in return she promised giving me lots of kitchen utensil which she sold for 10k but somehow I was too rich to buy it then

Guess what sis Stella, she pinged me today asking me to come get the items despite the fact that I didn't buy the gas oven.

Sis Stella I had to use a cab man to pack the items, just think of any kitchen thing she gave me. I'm still speechless and Thankful to you for allowing God use this platform to touch souls.

Please BVs bikonu please patronise Mrs Quinnette she still has many items for sale like wall shelves and kitchen items for sale which are cheap and affordable.

Thank You Lord for this Provision

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VACANCY

Needed for immediate employment... A male cook in owerri. 

God fearing, neat and respectful. Must be between 22-45years old.

Salary is 25k plus accommodation and many other perks. 

If you have a cv send to Iberim@hotmail.co.uk or call 08070970999.

Thank you madam Stella

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THANK YOU

Hi Stellakorks, may God reward you for reaching out through your platform. I won the coral shoes from the Ajah shoes giveaway on Monday and had picked them up. May God replenish the pocket and closet of Madam Annabel for the gifts, I am grateful. 

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WINDOW AC UNIT FOR SALE

Hi Sdk i just relocated and i want to sell off my LG 1.5hp ac window unit it was bought brand new with a remote control and its in good condition. I want to sell It off at 25 thousand its negotiable the brand new goes for a much higher price in the market. It goes with a free digital wall clock Location is ikeja lagos07030222035

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Recruitment: Social Media Manager

Are you Passionate about Good Governance and Accountability? Do you know how to use Social Media Platforms to engage and connect with People? Do you know how to use Social Media Tools such as HootSuite, TweetDeck etc?

Are you an Excellent Writer who can Create Compelling Posts to Drive Engagements across various Social Media Platforms?

Can you increase Posts Shares, Likes and Comments?  

Do you understand Social Media Analytics?

If yes, please forward your CV to sweetsurprisesng@gmail.com.

Requirements: Applicants must have completed NYSC.

Excellent Oral and Written Communication Skills

Ability to Create Unique Contents for various Social Media Platforms andTools

Excellent Interpersonal  Skills

Salary: Attractive

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PLEA FOR A BIRTHDAY CAKE

My daughter will be turning 10 on Saturday the 14th of November and I want to surprise her with a birthday cake at least to make her day. Right now i don't have cash. Please lagos bakers help me out. I can be reached on  09052112592. Thank you

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FROM AA TO AS?

Stella abeg post this anywhere, I want to know if anyone has been where I am now. When I was younger, I used to have AA results as my genotype but recently I checked again and I got AS as my result . Please let anyone who can offer explanation help me out

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FREE XMAS COOKING INTENSIVE CLASS

Princess Lorba Exclusive Catering Services known for mouth watering delicacies both local and intercontinental. We strive to tickle your taste buds with sumptuous and amazing meals, That is why we are bringing to you this total package. Learn all the tricks in the kitchen to wow your family and guests this coming Exmas. Register for our intensive cooking class with #3000 only. You don't need to come with anything because we'll provide everything you need to learn with. The first BV to call gets to be REGISTERED FOR FREE!! Don't waste time oh make express nor leave you. Call Princess; 08023788186 for more details. Attached is the whole details.. God bless u

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TRADITIONAL ATTIRE TO RENT NEEDED

Please I'm looking to rent a traditional attire made with baskets at a good price. What I basically need is the traditional attire worn in Niger state so any other good looking one(may not be the basket tho) could fit.

Anyone who has an idea where I could get such should please contact me on whatsapp. 07082380684. I'm in Lagos. Thanks!

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HOUSE SERVICE NEEDED

Stella bae pls help me post it.my Aunty is so lazy and I'm so busy as well to do those house chores for her.especially when it comes to washing of cloths.we need anyone that stays around festac and willing to come every weekend to wash cloths and iron them.salary attractive.contact me 08136082591

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MAKE UP ARTISTE

Am into makeup and gele tying at affordable prices and also sell ORIGINAL makeup products also at affordable prices...Am an orphan and it's the money I realise from this job I use to pay for my school fees and also to take care of my younger brother and fend for myself as well...Bvs in Lagos  please patronise me and am sure am gonna be on your speed dial after a trial.. Thank you so much.

       

   Call/ WhatsApp : 07087844370 

   BBM: 59162738

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VACANCY

Hello Stella, please i plan on starting a clothing shop in Abuja. I would love to get advice from people that are already in this line of business, where i can purchase quality items from? any agents contact etc. Would also require the following services 1. Property agent: to secure a shop at a good location 2. A lawyer to register the business name 3. An interior decorator 4. any person that sells mannequin the glossy type pls. 5. A printer to print paper-bags, flyers, shop banner, flex  etc 5. A banker that can open account and POS. 6. Agent in Istanbul  NOTE: please send response to altiniexclusives@gmail.com the location is abuja is i can only consider abuja people. Thank you very much

Signing out to pop something! *wink*
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Drama free,entertaining,patient,loving,loyal,kind....LMAO