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GIST SIX

BLOW JOB SISTERS

I just had a flashback of something that happened several years back and i thought it might make an interesting read for the in-house gist. My sis might actually kill me 4 retelling this story because she visits this blog. After this incident happened, we buried it deep in our past where it belongs and never spoke about it again.

The story goes thus. The year was 1999, it was a year that would be known to usher in the new millenium. Am not sure when the words 'blow job' was coined but those words were floating about like wildfire.

My younger sis and i were just 2 naive teens in secondary school. The only thing everybody seemed 2 talk about in secondary school was the blowjob. The boys in class would not stop talking about how they love girls that give a blowjob. 

Oh and might i add that in the unwritten rulebook in secondary schools, when there is a latest trend you must always act like you know it so you dont appear outdated. 

The problem started when someone must have misinformed my sis that a blowjob is when you blow someone a kiss. Fellow bvs that was how me and my sis who come from a God fearing and very respectable family went about telling boys that we give blowjobs and we dont have any probs with it.

My sis and i knew some boys who were our mutual friends and lived in our estate. They came 2 visit us at home. When they brought up this latest blowjob trend, me and my sis told them that we like blowjob. I clearly remember how those boys left our house like if we just handed them winning lotto tickets.

 The day of realisation came a few days after when sis and i came back from school and our mum and 2 brothers were waiting 4 us with a bottle of blended pepper.

My bros must have explained the meaning of blowjob 2 my mum and told her that boys in our estate say we told them that we love blowjob so she waited 4 us with bottle of pepper. All we heard is that ' where the mouth them dey use give the blowjob, una go drink pepper 2day?', ' I wud kill you girls 2day'. 

We didnt doubt that she would kill us for even 1 sec cos that woman was gangsta ( my sis and i always got into trouble). We started begging 4 our lives. We added that we dont deserve death becos we said we can blow a kiss 2 a guy. Thats when my bros started laughing because it became clear we didnt understand what blowjob means.When they told us the meaning, our jaws dropped. never in our innocent minds did we imagine that girls could do something so despicable with their mouths. 

Am sure they were relieved that their sis were not sluts, we were just plain stupid. Since that day , when my sis and i run into some old friends in our estate, they would first blow us a kiss.

Money maker has offered to raise the winning stake to 10k for every winner and i use this opportunity to thank him.His offer came in the comment section of yesterdays in house gists.
Henceforth all winners will be forwarded to him.

Did i complain that 5k is too much?was that the impression you got?I am not a broke person,I forget to send sometimes and its stressful for me having to remember to pay 5k every week that was why i asked for volunteers....Nigerian people i hail ooooh,the minute i complained no one sent in gists again.

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