Sunday In House Gists.

Saturday in house gist 1-4 from Yesterday HERE.

Today continues from gist five - One winner.

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GIST FIVE

JJC IN LAGOS




Hello Mrs Kork,

Your blog rocks. 




I don't know if anyone will find this funny but it's an experience I had during my IT.

That beautiful day, I took a danfo bus from Clay bus stop along Kudirat Abiola way heading to Ojota. As we were approaching John Holt, I noticed that people were running in the opposite direction while cars were turning back. 




The driver slowed down to enquire what was going on, one of the fleeing pedestrians said that Areas boys were having a bloody fight probably rival groups. The driver continued towards Ojota I was shouting at him to turn back he ignored me and continued driving. 




Me I can fear for Africa o! I screamed at him to stop and let me alight and run like the other people. He slowed down and I jumped down from the bus and started running for my dear life. The road is a slope so I could see the fighting parties in the distance gradually coming our way. As I was running, a danfo bus slowed down beside me. Behold it was the same bus I got down from that had gone to turn and head back the way we were coming from. I waved at the driver to stop so I could enter because I was almost out of breath at the time.







He ignored me and zoomed off while the passengers laughed at me. I had to run until I got to Opebi link road where a kind security man allowed some of us to take refuge from the fracas going on. I have never been that scared in my life, I thought I was going to die, it was every man to himself. When I eventually got home and told my Aunt and cousins about it, they laughed me to scorn for being so impatient. That 6 months in Lagos was full of adventures.







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GIST SIX

THE HIDDEN BREAD







My gist goes thus,I am a worker in my church's children department. At the end of each service we always make sure we clean up the place being used before leaving,most especially we have to make sure the diapers are taking out cos of the smell and stuff. 




On this particular Sunday , after service we cleaned up as usual and I ended up being the one to dispose the diapers. So I removed the diapers from the bin and I put them all in a black Lyon. I waited for the rest to finish up so we  could all go out together.

On getting outside I totally forgot to drop the diapers lyon in the bin. So off I went with it.

On getting home,I realised what has happened so I left it just by my kitchen door outside.I went into the house through the back kitchen door.

So some hours later when I was about going to house fellowship. I went to take the diapers to dispose but it was gone I couldn't find it. But because I was late for fellowship I tot maybe my cousin had dispose them for me so I went my way. When I got back from fellowship I asked my two younger cousins who helped me just to thank them. To my surprise as I explained the content of the Lyon,one of my cousin picked race into the room. I tot maybe her phone was ringing or something .But to my surprise she came back with the diaper Lyon.




In my area,there is a particular fresh and soft bread they sell and we always like to buy it in my house cos it is really soft and tasty. The kind of bread you can eat with nothing and still enjoy. What happens in my house is that,if anybody buys we always keep away from others. We call it chop alone game. So my dear cousin thought it was bread in side the Nylon ,hence she went to hide it .




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GIST SEVEN

DORO BUCCI FART.




I just remembered what happened to me some months ago. A friend

invited me to an eatery so we can spend some time together over a

meal. I actually got there before him so i decided to keep myself busy

with a bottle of coke.




I suddenly had this urge to fart,i couldnt hold it anymore and i didnt

want to leave my drink for the rest room, fortunately for me, i was

hearing Don Jazzy's Doro bucci so i decided to be releasing the fart

gradually alongside the music. When i finished farting, i noticed that

people around were looking at me, that was when i remembered that i

had an earpiece in my ear,so i was listening to the music in my ear

alone and people around heard me farting.




 I got embarrassed and shy so i hurried out of the eatery.