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So so funny
ReplyDeleteI can relate with the saying, that if a week goes by and you are not terrified by ur girlfriend, means the girlfriend ain't doing a good job
That's so me, sabo's head can touch and guys be like, 'sabo is it that time of the month '
Money maker be dropping it like its hot since 19gborogodom. Lwmmpfp.
DeleteMoney maker na only ur comment make me laugh. Are u quarelous ko are u querreler ni. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
The family group chat got me laughing really hard. U go fear aliens now
DeleteOluwaseun ogedengbe be trending on sdk with her bombs! Lmfao
DeleteWe want to know why Unilag will keep calling for direct entry applications year in, year out when they know they don't admit people (except you know "someone") with A level certificates and degree in related medical fields as advertised by JAMB and UNILAG.
DeleteI know people like myself who were not admitted even after meeting the required cut-off jamb gave. We found out that the process of selecting candidates this year was not open and hereby call on all concerned parties to prevail on Unilag to review all the MBBS/Dentistry direct entry (not JUBEB please) applications for this year and admit those who met the requirements they gave. 'Jamb brochure' is our witness that we are qualified.
We demand a review of the admission.
What criteria were used in the selection process?
Why did they not admit all those who met the Jamb and Unilag requirements?
I applied to Unilag because it is in my knowledge that the School is not partial and Unilag is one of the best in Nigeria when it comes to Medicine. It has always been my dream to study medicine so I really need to know why I was not shortlisted. With the hope that I would be admitted after meeting all the requirements Jamb gave, I put all my eggs in one basket. I applied to only Unilag but got disappointed.
I refuse to accept failure, the requirements were met, so why was I not admitted?
Jamb and Unilag called for those with at least 5 O'level credits in English, Mathematics, Physics, Chemistry, Biology; mimimum of Second class upper in some listed first degree courses or A' level certificates - no HND.
In all fairness and truthfulness, even if they were trying to meet a quota, we ought to be admitted because we MET the requirements THEY gave. Couldn't jamb have posted us to other schools if Unilag was already full. This is Medicine and not a four year course we are talking about, why dash our hopes so easily?
We refuse to accept that they were trying to meet a quota, why did they then raise our hopes?
Why did they ask us to apply?
Can one year be bought back?
Based on meeting the requirements, we all ought to be admitted. Enough is enough, money does not grow on trees, money was spent in purchasing the forms and processing the application.
I have been traveling to Lagos preparing for resumption because I believed I would be admitted after meeting all the requirements only to be greeted with the admission list that was published. Even at that, no one seems to have an explanation as to why we that merited it were not admitted.
Now, people are of the opinion that the seven people who were admitted used connections - this is the new popular belief. Why should people who used connections be admitted over those who are really interested in studying MBBS/Dentistry? Over people who are really passionate about medicine and its application/practice?
I suggest they recall ALL the candidates that applied for direct entry medicine/Dentistry into Unilag this year with A levels/B.Sc and admit those who met the requirements JAMB and UNILAG gave. Isn't that what is obtainable in a just and fair society? Harvard admits based on meeting their requirements, so why is Unilag different?
We met the requirements, so admit us please.
Segregation, favouritism, partiality must stop in our admission processes especially when it comes to Medicine and Dentistry.
Please use the comment section below to lend your voice and cast a vote calling for the Unilag MBBS and Dentistry direct entry admission process to be redone fairly and openly. How can only Seven people be admitted? Where do those of us who satisfied all criteria given but were denied admission go?
Please keep on sharing this post until it gets to the right quarters. We need an open, free and fair re-admission. We need a new list.
Signed: All disappointed CMUL, Unilag hopefuls.
Cc:
President, Federal republic of Nigeria.
Registrar, JAMB.
President of the NUC.
Vice chancellor, University of Lagos.
Dean, CMUL, university of Lagos.
All members of Nigerian Dental Association.
Soo true!
DeleteMy own touch* is getting out of hand
Men just know how to make u wanna craze on them small
Funny enough, that's when they over love u and tuale* for all ur requests
Where have you been sabo? I personally have missed you.
DeleteThe laughs are great. I've got new dps for my Yoruba peeps. Let the quarrel begin.
I know u lol u live in abuja
DeleteSaboski my boo
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Delete*still chadding tyars*
Dt 1 got me!
Money maker the grammar man. U just they drop hot SHIT lyk alobam. Lwkmd.
DeleteLMAO that 1000 ways to die should have been when you fall in love with a Yoruba boy.
ReplyDeleteDuring testimony in my church I just tune because everyone becomes a musician after they've said min only.
2nd, 4th nd d calabar bae gatme Lol.....
ReplyDeleteYea I laughed oo.
ReplyDeleteBwhahahhahahahahahaha... Tanks stells.
Hhahahahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteSeun,your grammar make me lmao everytime
Hehehhehehehehe
Seun and money maker no go kill person. Hahahahahahahah kwakwakwakwakwa
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ReplyDeleteSeun,your grammar make me lmao everytime
Hehehhehehehehe
Hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha @bv money maker, seun ogedengbe, and all them anony. I am call to bar. Lmao. This is funny! Thanks Stella for posting. You made my day.
ReplyDeleteGuy: Cassandra are you shy?
Girl: why shall I shy? Am I not a people?
Guy: yes you are a people and we are a person..
Girl: even if I shall shy, shall I shy for you? Grammar no easy.
Lmaoo... Shall I shy for u... Gbam!
DeleteSeun Ogedengbe is the in house jester! Lwkmd
DeleteOMG, I saw that video. Very very funny. Shall sha shy for you? Lmao
DeletePls leave my husband out of dis.His english is impeccable..hehehehe.
DeleteLmao...na Seun and her boyfriend talk this one???
DeleteHahahahahahahahaha d part dat made me laugh d most was wen she said 'even if i shy, shall I shy for u' n dd almost choked on his drink..was Jst like wen u think uve hrd it all something worse comes up
DeleteLmaooooooooooooooooo
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Lmao here...thanks for d laughs stels
DeleteLmao here....thanks for d laughs Stels
DeleteLmao here...thanks for d laughs stels
DeleteHahahaha. Money maker oooo
DeleteLol,oluwaseun is a clown...walahi.
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Make una free D Ogedengbe chick.
Hahahahahahahaha
Lol.....1000 ways 2 die.
ReplyDeleteBuhahahahaha. I can't just stopppp.
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lmao
ReplyDeleteLol...infact those comments from BVs are the bomb...Hehehehe
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha....I laughed out loud
ReplyDeleteVery funny o
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ReplyDeleteOh my gosh.
ReplyDeleteWho is doing this to the Money man. Seun is popular now with her gbagaun.
Nice one stella. I had a good laugh.
ReplyDeleteLMAO....
ReplyDeleteI sure did
ReplyDeleteHahahahhahahahahahaha, thanks Stella...
ReplyDeleteLoooooooollllll those screenshots of BV comments were really funny. I am reading the laughs n ppl around me are just looking at me hoping one knot isn't loose.
ReplyDeleteLolz Stella u are goodoooo!
ReplyDeleteLwkmd...
ReplyDelete@ molue conductor shouting London London...
Small but mighty laugh....
Lol. I enjoyed it all
ReplyDeleteOMG.. Lmao.. I laughed so hard eh, especially at the Bvs comment.. Banging someone until he had convulsion?? Lmao.. MM has slaughtered and buried English.. Choi!! These Bvs are so "killable"
ReplyDeleteLmao
ReplyDeleteI laughed hard. Tyays, yays, make una free Ìbos joor. Kermit it is really none of our business. "Idk tho" exactly me advising my friends. So many jare. Good collection.
ReplyDeleteToday's laugh can cure any medical issue honestly... tears dey comot my eye as I dey laugh
ReplyDeleteSeun's comment had me in stitches.
ReplyDeleteBless her though. Seun you are loved.
Hahahahahahahaha the conductor shouting London. . Nor be only London hahaha
ReplyDeleteHahahaahahaha.... SDK and drama!! @Money Maker... chai,, those your grammar na grade 1.. lol
ReplyDeleteCall to bar got me rofl.
ReplyDeleteHahaha
ReplyDeleteStella,God 'blast'you abundantly.
ReplyDeleted jehova witness own made me laugh scarra
ReplyDeleteVery hilarious. All sdkers be may d lord blast u all. Can someone say AMEN.😂😂😂😅😅😅😊😊😉😉.
ReplyDeleteCHRISTIE.
Yeaaahhhhhh I had a wonderful time today!
ReplyDeleteVery funny.
ReplyDeleteHilarious
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Hahahahahaha, that cap tho. Some people's head won't still be correct....
ReplyDeleteStill laughing
Seun ur grammar is out of this world
ReplyDeleteShit!
Member of bv u need to start afresh from primary school
Lmaoo@ i was called to bar today
LMAO @ I am call to bar. Just to funny lwkmd
ReplyDeleteLmaoooo..
ReplyDeleteToday's laugh is epic.. Especially the blog related issues..
Something tells me seun writes like that on purpose..
Lol...English no easy olorun!
ReplyDeleteAvocado like ceiling fan got me der n pastors wit wristbands.
Dose gbagaun no be for here..... can moneymaker ever escape his comment being munched for laffs???
ReplyDeleteHahhhaaa 1000 ways to die Lagos edition
ReplyDeleteLol.......
ReplyDeleteOluwaseun Ogedengbe!!!...lol..babe you gotta be kidding!! Biochemistry??? That's why it's been said that half of the graduates from Nigerian universities are unemployable!! Freaking funny pictures! Had a good good laugh!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Are you nag?Are you querulous? Damn! Money maker and Seun sha! I hail o.
ReplyDeleteI think am beginning to fall in love with the munched post from some BVs....hahahaha
ReplyDeleteI am call to bar, LMAO.
ReplyDeleteVery funny
ReplyDeleteLmaoo
ReplyDeleteHahaaahhaahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahhahahaahahahahahahaahhahahaahahaahaa.... Money maker n Seun got me rolling on d floor. Got pple staring at me like I've gone mad... Brethren I ain't mbok.
ReplyDeleteLmaooo
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ReplyDeleteLmao!!!You just made my night...
ReplyDeletePraise master jesus.........i laugh,laughed and as i was still laughing i start to mess.... these ones were really funny.
ReplyDeleteThanks Stella for the laughs. Hilarious! Laughter doeth good like medicine.
ReplyDeleteOMG they are so funny, the bus loading for london, hmmm, i don't know what you'll get if you mistakenly shout New york. the way people will rush you eehh, you will just stand and shad tyays.....
ReplyDeleteOMG they are so funny, the bus loading for london, hmmm, i don't know what you'll get if you mistakenly shout New york. the way people will rush you eehh, you will just stand and shad tyays.....
ReplyDeleteSoso hilarious. Many thanks for the post Stella😂
ReplyDeleteAunt Stella God bless yu
ReplyDeleteLolzzzzz
ReplyDeleteI love this, tanks to everyone
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