Monday In House News ....*Side Sides*

Hello House...''How you dooooing'!

Have a busy day..

GOT TO GO!!!

COMMENTS.
Please you people should stop dropping comments insulting and asking for your comments when i have not enabled comments.I sometimes see both the alleged comments and the insults.be patient please and take it easy with the asking and insults.
Thank you.

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 List of SDK Blog winners for BI Solutions Graduate Course

Good day Stella,

Thank you for posting the details of our BI empowerment programme on your blog.

We received so many emails but we were only able to select 7 people as opposed to the 6 we offered initially.

Please see below list of winners of a free slot at our Graduate School course coming up on Wednesday. They will all receive emails from us with full instructions by the end of today.

Bashorun Deborah Yetunde

Linda Obichukwu

Amina Oyerinde

Arogundade Scarface

Mbegbu John Chinoso

Tom Patrick Osaze

Osasona Damilola Rosheed

Kind regards

Come on

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IN HOUSE GIST WINNER

Hello SDK,

The results are:

Gist 1 The Prank: 18

Gist 2 Jollof: 6

Gist 3 Palm oil Embarrassment: 29

Gist 4 Flying meat: 17

Gist 5 Rituals Escape: 6

Gist 6 Deep Sleep: 3

Gist 7 Agidigba open: 6

Gist 8 New Friend : 12

Gist 9 Mean Professor : 8

Gist 10 Dogoyaro slap: 4

Gist 11 Police difficulty: Nil

The winner is GIST 3!!!!

Hafiza King, thanks for the S/O!

Pipi Lee, u are my assistant henceforth lol but try to dey look well o.

SDK, that your Saturday laugh...does it count as your own vote?? Lol, if yes oya add am.

BV 'Cocoz'

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CUSTOMIZED BABY ROMPERS.

 customized rompers for babies. Contact bbm: 566F841C

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CAKE IN ACCRA

Hi Stella,

I'm one of your ardent readers from Accra.  My son's birthday was coming up and I needed someone to bake him something really nice.  I saw the number of a fellow bv who happens to be Nigerian and also leaving here on your blog.  I contacted her, she gave me a very reasonable price, baked 12 free cup cakes for my son and also gave him some packs of juice.

The cake is simply yummylicious. Please bvs in Accra or those who visit and need delicious cakes. Contact  her on +233 24 016 5027.

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APPRECIATION TO D'CHERRY MAKEOVERS IN ONITSHA

I am Tola. I want to appreciate D'CHERRY MAKEOVERS,   I was selected for the free training that was posted in IHNs.

I sincerely appreciate the 1week training I had with u,the listening ears u gave  to us‎.I wished it all continued *smile*

Thank you so much!BV please patronise her [D'CHERRY MAKEOVERS] her contact is 08068908005.She is so kind and humble and her jobs are breathtaking. She also sells good original makeup products you don't have to go to main market to get fake makeup products for original price.

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

Hi  Stella, I am an ardent blog reader and I just want to use this medium to beg my fellow BVS to patronize my sister,she sells lovely and durable jewelries and she delivers nationwide. To get  the lovely and durable jewelries with guarantee ,please search for "Rhodybee jewels" on Facebook and like the page or click on this link https://m.facebook.com/Rhodybee-Jewels-747170325410720/. You can also add me up on whatsapp 09039595837 or join my bbm channel C00336911.thanks

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MEMO TO NYSC

Good day NThis is

a memo to NYSC cause it seems the only time people in govt listen is

when you go public. The 2015 batch a stream 2 in some state have not

been paid their May allawee. When they were in camp they  informed

them that they will be paid for the month of May and some state did

pay but not all state have, like the state i was posted to. At the

moment there has been a change of power in this state and we are left

wondering if the former barrister state co ordinator has gone with our

allawee or if she passed it down to the new man in power. Nysc please

we have obeyed the clarion call and we are almost done do what is

right and pay our may allawee. Ise ya o.

Thank you stellar stella for this platform ,hope they'll read this.

Make i go teach.

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VACANCY

                                                                                                                                                                                      

Stella dear,

More grease to your wonderful elbow. Please help post this opportunity to the SDK family.

 ZEND FRAMEWORK DEVELOPER (INTERNSHIP)

• Must be familiar with zend framework 2
  
• Must have used the framework for projects
  
• Candidate will work on our site as the admin to edit, modify and do any updates required on the website which was developed on zend framework/mysql
  

Age limit: None

Sex: Any

Location: Lagos but other locations are welcome too

Can be turned to permanent job after internship.

Interested candidates to indicate interest by sending CV tosocialmail100@gmail.com

Thanks

           
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SHORT TERM ACCOMMODATION

 I  am looking for a place to live in Lagos in December. I would prefer to live with a single female who has a room to rent in her apartment or  a someone who will be out of town in december and would like to rent out their place during that period.I would prefer a place around Lekki due to its proximity with my commitments. I am neat, quiet and drama free.

Please contact me at shortleaselekki@gmail.com.

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FRIENDSHIP ALERT

Hello Stella and everyone. I would like to use this medium to look for my friend whom I meet during the last S/M but lost contact mistakenly. Taiwo dear its Rukayat,you can reach me @ 2AE8CF67.
You can add if you are friendly and sociable. #hugs

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APPRECIATION

Dear Stella,

I am the person who was fired unjustly and requested for a little cash to support myself and also pay transport for interviews. 

To God's glory, I was able to raise 20,000 from BVs. From zero to 20K. 

My sincere  appreciation goes to ‎Suzan, Ngozi, anonymous and Lola that put a smile on my face that night. She called to encourage me. You don't know how much that call meant to me. May the Oil of gladness never cease in your lives IJN. To all other BVs who wish to help but could not, make God meet you at the point of your needs and greatly increase you on all sides. 

Thank you Stella for this platform. May God continue to take you higher and give you more world recognitions IJN‎.

Warn Regards

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customs at Nigerian Airports

Hi Stella,there is something that has been bothering

me  and i really want you to put it out there, I am into business and

i travel every 3 months to Dubai,turkey and south Africa. Each time i

come back its always one problem or the other from the custom

officials ,they demand nothing less than 12 thousand Naira on each

travelling bag and treat us like common criminals.

The last time i traveled they delayed me for over an hour and i was trying to prove my right but i eventually gave up and gave them what they requested. On my way out the Ndlea also asked for their own,i thought they were

together but he said no i had to give them 5thousand naira, the FAAN

also came ,tried to force my way out but they seized my bag .
They said they realized i am trying to prove difficult, after much dragging, Gave

them 2 thousand naira,but i placed a curse on the money before giving

them because its my sweat. My question is, for how long will

this go on? Are they doing this on their own or do their bosses know

about it? Since this is the change era will it ever get to the custom.

Officials?

Thanks

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Adele's Hello Singing Competition GIVEAWAY

Dear Stella,

I enjoyed your Adele's post.  Was inspired by you saying you will be singing yours soon. Lol. No be lie. Your talking voice is so soothing though. 

Please I'd like to suggest if you can create a platform for BVs to sing Adele's Hello song and send in so we can vote just like we do on In House GIST.  ‎I have a small 10k to give to the winner. 

I just want to have fun. I love music competition. 

Thank you. 

Scapula

Please if you want to take part in this competition,send in your recorded ''HELLO'' and we will judge the winner by weekend.I will also be adding 20k to
make the giveaway 30k.
please do not send an MP4 format cos it does not load.

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE/SHOKI AAANH

Please I want to use this medium to solicit for patronage. Am a student and am the one taking care of myself so I came up with this business so as to assist myself while in school I'm into CLEANING SERVICE  (home service). I  wash dirty cloth, clean and also run errands during weekends for bvs that are very busy and have too much work  to do in Abuja especially for working class parent who wants someone that will come and go, it is also open for busy bachelors and spinsters. am a very hard working lady a trial will convince you.                                             
LOCATION: ABUJA BVS CALL ME.                   
 I can be contacted on this number 07037837808.
Thank you Stella and wonderful bvs.   
                                      
 SHOKI - MTN                         
                     
1820505030900933 
1557751356173578 
6748690142574329

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APPRECIATION TO CYNTHIA

Good day stella,i want to say a very big thank you to BV Cynthia, she posted a giveaway,i emailed  her and she asked me to come pick the clothes up, as i am typing this now,the clothes are with me, i even met another bv at her office. When we were leaving she gave us transport fare back,i am grateful to you Cynthia .may God continue to bless you. Cheers.

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Appreciation to Cakes by Joddie

I applied for the money giveaway by Cakes by Joddie and she picked me and sent a whooping sum of 10k to me immediately which seemed like 1M

The beautiful angel behind Cakes by Joddie, you will neva lack and God will continue to prosper you as decided to help my family especially my baby, sickness will never be your portion.

God bless you abundantly.

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MODERN FURNITURE/ SHOKI

I Got different calls and pings in the last IHN, glory to GOD and i want to use this little shoki for appreciation. i work for some BVS, and here are three of some of the works we did and we are still working on some, thanks fellow BVS, please keep the calls coming again we will surely give you the best with low budget on your KITCHEN CABINET, SOFAS, BED, WARDROBE or any of your furniture.

We make home delivery, we can also make them on-site all at affordable price. call: 08034214305 bbm: 5338C6D7 call for pictures and price list today.

GLO: 227360942140856

MTN:6134212665526986

AIRTEL:5168014759580536

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LAND FOR SALE

100 X100 plot of land  at Rukporkwu SARS road Porth harcourt
 Rivers State available for sale.Asking Price  5million Naira. 
You can reach me on08100322164. 

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VACANCIES

Business Architects Ltd (BA)is a firm of industrial systems integrators with core expertise in networking, automation and computing. BA is focused on satisfying the needs of clients in transportation, factory, healthcare, oil & gas, and power vertical markets. As a result of re-positioning efforts, we seek experienced hands to deliver high-end solution offerings.

1. Sales/Application Engineers (3 persons): 

Good practical hands-on experience in any three of these areas:

a. IP Camera installation

b. Video Wall Setup, Video Conferencing and Content Management;

c. Access Control installation and maintenance 

d. Fire Alarm installation and maintenance

e. PLC, Meters, Relays and Sensor Installation and communication

f. SCADA System and Communication

g. Network Design and implementation

Qualification:  BSc/HND in Electrical Electronics, Mechanical engineering , Chemical Engineering and Computer Science.

Minimum Pass level: BSc 2.1/Upper Credit

2.   Customer Relationship Officer (2 Persons)

  Good practical hands-on experience in any two of these areas:

a. Front desk management

b. Digital Marketing

c. Graphic Design

d. Desktop Publishing

e.  Product Sales / Management

f. Arrangement of Road shows, seminar and conferences.

g. Experience with working in a Telecomm Call Centre.

Qualification: BSc/HND in English, Human Resources Management, Mass Communication, Computer Science, Graphic Designs. 

 Minimum Pass level: BSc 2.2/Credit

3. Driver / Sales Trip Executive

Good hands-on experience in product delivery

a. Good driving experience

b. Good sense of geography for delivery of goods

c. Proven understanding of vehicle management / repairs

d. Ability to express himself/herself (oral and written)

Qualification: ond / NCE / SSCE

Minimum Pass Level: OND/NCE Upper Credit; SSCE (4 Credits including English and Maths).

Please send CV's to info@businessarchitectsltd.com 

Thanks Stella.

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APPRECIATION TO OLORI ISIS FOR A BRAND NEW ANDROID PHONE / ISIS - NAME DRAMA

Good day Stella, thanks for this platform that has impacted in the lives of many, God bless you. I want to appreciate Olori Isis for the surprise gift she gave to me, a brand new Android phone (infinix zero).

I am still recovering from the shock of the surprise, when she said she would give me a phone I thought it was a joke cos I never requested for one, though my phone was bad. My dear may God give you a miracle that will surprise you. may God bless you and grant unto you the desires of your heart.

Chief ISIS (NAME Drama).

  The drama Olori Isis name caused in my house during prayer time:

Mum:(prayer point) call her name lets pray for her

Me : President of Isis

Mum:  YOU SAY WHAT!!!

ME : Captain Isis

Mum: is Isis not the terrorist killing people in abroad? I thought you said that the lady that gave you phone is a nice person? My child, have you joined isis group? Is isis the job you were hunting for?

Me: no ooh, Isis is her nick name, in the morning I will ask for her real name

Mum: ok please don’t join Isis, God will give you a good job

Since then my movement dey under watch ooh.

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SINGLES MINGLE GONE WRONG

Hi Stella, top of the day to you. I think i should share this with you

and fellow BVs.

I participated in the last SnM on behalf of my brother. I got bbm

requests from lots of ladies and my bro decided to meet up with a lady

he told me he liked already due to her calm nature.
They planned to meet yesterday Sunday, he had to cancel all his appointment in order to have quality time to spend with her. My brother told her to choose

their meeting point, she chose Shoprite Ikeja but about one hour to

the time, she called him to say they should meet outside Excellence

Hotel, park ...
He was surprised at the sudden change and felt it weird

to meet 'outside a hotel' but since it was her choice, he obliged. On

getting to the said hotel, my brother called this lady, she didnt pick

up twice and switched her phones off thereafter. He was there for more

than two hours thinking she'll likely show up but she didnt before he

left.

This is so unfair and immature, why treat someone so bad. There is no

harm in saying 'i dont want to meet you'. Who does that in this age?

This young man had to cancel his appointment because of her. I know

she'll see this if you post it. I just want her to know her act was really

unfair.

WICKED thing to do,even if you develop cold feet,send an sms and say you cant make it...Its possible she hid somewhere around the hotel watching him after finishing inside the hotel...lol

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WORK SHOES FOR DASH

 I have 3 shoes size 40 to give to a PH bv who NEEDS (not want) it, they are in perfect condition ,i am simply ditching heels to go LOW *winks* so will be dashing the shoes small small. Send a mail to firstkaima@yahoo.com. The 1st mail gets it.

Dishing the shoes to go low..hmmmmm.Happy Preggy my dear.

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Galaxy S6 phone For Sale (Brand New) at just 75k!

This is for all looking to get a new mobile phone this festive season

without drilling a hole in your pocket.I have the Samsung Galaxy

S6 (32GB) for sale at an affordable price of 80k but Sdk bvs get it

for 75k.

Condition-Brand New

Price- 75k for sdk bvs; 80k for non-bvs.

Color- Black and white.

Delivery- Nationwide.

Note- it comes with all accessories (phone manual, charger, USB cord

and earpiece) in a box.

Call or whatsapp me on 08072396604 for pictures of the phone.

Thank you Stella for this opportunity. God bless.

Bv Tommie

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PLEASE HELP ME GO FISHING

 I don't know what else to do but to bring my plea to this wonderful family. I have being job hunting with my ND cert to no avail but reading angel blaze replies got me thinking of starting anything small in my small space.
Please,Family,i will like to start  foodsales, I.e cooked food as a food vendor because i have the skill but have nothing to start with.

Please I just need foodstuffs to kick start this business. Please anything ranging from rice,beans,garri,yam,oil etc can go a long way.I will be most grateful to see myself begin to assist my poor mom and family. I could be reached on this email gprincess44@yahoo.com or call08148681911.thanks family for the assistance.

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1st GRADE AND 2nd GRADE SUGAR BALES AVAILABLE FOR WHOLESALE.
We supply 1st grade and 2nd grade bales ranging from 55kg, 65kg and 80kg in weight.
1) We have Men, women and children's wears, shoes and bags available for sale
2) We also have men and women belts and household rummages for sale.
WE DELIVER NATIONWIDE
Interested buyers should please contact Jacob at,

No. 1, Promise Line, Katangowa Market, Abule-egba, Lagos.

08071725880, 09097617898

opusalams@gmail.com

Card:

Glo 227293092951982.

Mtn 2475942178465860.

****Interested BVs will be given a discount within the first week of this publication.

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WHO SELLS THESE HERBS?

Hi Stella, amazing job you're doing. Please help me post on IHN. Any

BV that sells Fenugreek,red clover,fennel seeds,pueraria mirifica,saw

palmeto,maca root e.t.c should please send me a mail on

precbliss@gmail.com

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ENUGU MAKEUP TRAINING/GIVEAWAY.

Are you idle?waiting for a job?stay at home mum?you want to learn a skill?you need extra income? This is for you..

D'CHERRY MAKEOVERS will be organising an intensive makeup training starting on Tuesday 10th November at NEW HAVEN ENUGU. Personal makeup, Proffesional makeup and gele tiying. Price for personal(5k), Proffessional and;gele tiying(10k)

Call / watsapp:  08068908005

Free training for the 1st person to call and free makeup items for 2nd and 3rd.

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APPRECIATION TO BV

Hi Stella,Please help me post this appreciation to the bv that

advertised on the 30th of October.She's into sales of trendy Uk

dresses,I contacted her concerning her giveaway and even after

choosing her winners,she still gave me a pretty red dress for my

sister as a birthday gift,Please patronise her guys,her number is

07067279425.Thank you very much bv,God bless you and you too Stella.

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Vacancy For Sales Rep

Qualifications

 secondary school leaver ‎/OND Holder any higher degree is not welcomed

Fluent in English and can communicate well in English.

Computer Literate /Abit of social media inclined 

Must be Based in Ibadan and ‎stays not in a distant place from Mokola area.

Any qualified and interested candidate should send their resume/CV and application letter to ayaoba13@gmail.com on or before 14th of November.

Thanks a lot and God bless

Have a blessed week.

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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

My fellow BV I need your  patronage.                             

For your Unique n Beautiful Interior Design and Event Decoration.                         

SOCIAL EVENTS:

Weddings,anniversaries,birthdays, Burial Ceremonies n other social events.                                

 CORPORATE EVENTS:      

Conferences,Product launch,Annual General meetings,corporate Dinner and other corporate events.    

Contact us today Phone no: 08035369423,08021339207 pin: 2A13F5A9

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VACANCY

SALES EXECUTIVE

Qualifications and Requirements:

    Minimum of SSCE 

    Great Sales Skills

    Good command of English Language and arithmetic skills

    Good communication and Interpersonal skills

    Computer Literate( Familiar with Microsoft Office Suites)

    GOAL DRIVEN

Age:20 to 30.Location:Newhaven Enugu

Send a mail to lushhair5@yahoo.com,or send a message to:09036062203.

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BAKER NEEDED

Madam Stella,

How are you and family?   God bless you for the great job, u are doing, please I need the house to recommend a RELIABLE and HONEST baker in the house, ‎that can bake a very affordable and tasty cake for me in IBADAN. Please call me on 08163884904, I need it urgently. please if your work is not good and you are not reliable don't bother, because I would ask around.

Thanks Stella, God bless our BVs.

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IN HOUSE MEMO FROM SOPHIE

Dear BV's, you all remember the lady who sent in her chronicle about being the daughter of a well known pastor, and having sexual relations with her female friend who in turn wanted to use their sexcapade photos to blackmail her if she doesn't pay a certain amount of money to her? Remember she mentioned she has a fiance and was looking to tie the knots in November?

I can't help but put two together. We all know the daughter of a very well known preacher just got wedded this past Saturday. Could she have been the one that sent in that memo or could it be mere coincidence?.

Please ooo, I intentionally called no names in this memo as I do not intend to wreck anyone's marriage peradventure she's not the one.

In other news, I can smell Christmas a mile away.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!

Soph.

I cant call names too but its possible its just coincidence.

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I have an Apple MacBook Pro for sale! 

13-inch

i5- 2.4GHz

4GB, 500 HDD

Silver colour

It's fairly used, almost new. 

Price is 170,000 Naira. It's sold for 320,000, so it's almost like a giveaway. 

I can be reached on my mobile number 08131522250 or my Email-Viviancolour@hotmail.com 

Pictures attached. Thanks and God bless

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GIVING THE GIVEAWAY AWAY

I have given this out in June but the lady I gave it to refused to come pick it up so I'm doing it again. It is a size 38 and pick up location is Yaba. Please do not bother to request for it if you will not be able to pick it up this week. And you must confirm receiving with Stella before you people will say it's fake.07053944073 (whatsapp only) 

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FOR SALE IN ABUJA

I was staying in Abuja but i work in Lagos now and i want to clear the things at my Abuja place.

I have the following items for sale:

-Very large bed and mattress

-Wrought iron chair and table set

-Wall unit AC: 30,000

-TV: 20,000

-Refrigerator: 40,000

-Table top gas cooker: 4,000

-Gas Cylinders:  6,000 each

- Pots, pans, plates, mugs-  prices vary

Depending on what a BV buys, i can giveaway stabilizers, extensions, curtains, dishes etc. This is a cash n carry mega clearance sale and everything must go. I'm yet to make up my mind on the price for the bed and wrought iron set. There's a lot of room for negotiation.

I'm only in Abj for a few days so interested BVs should contact me on 09093302740 ASAP. Preferably, BVs in Abj as i won't be able to transport anything.

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SHOES GIVEAWAY

It's early Xmas giveaway!

Will like to give out 7 pair of shoes to a BV that either stays around Ajah and environ or one that can pick them up from Ajah . They are in good condition infact some haven't been worn at all and others maybe like 3ice or less. 

Attached are the pictures of the shoes which are all in size 40/41. 

Thanks and God bless!

Shugarbabe@hotmail.com

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Signing out Singing ''oh happy day.....''

Sdkorkious Korkus

The Onijatijati of blogsphere.