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Friday, November 20, 2015

Mama Has Joined Facebook .......Hehehehe..







Joke sent in by BV.....well I dunno if it's a joke but it's really funny.

A friend wrote:
 My mum joined facebook last week and this evening she started complaining to me, she said: "Tomiwa this facebook registration dey chop money oh" "mummy I no understand... how?" I asked. She sighed and said: "Since wey I tell Nimah your sister to register me for facebook, na so-so money I dey spend" 



I was confused, I didn't understand what my mum was talking about. But after a while I got a clue and then asked: "Oh ok,mummy na MB dey chop your money?". She raised eye brows and said: "ah tomiwa which one be MB na?


 I hope say I no go pay for that one again oh, bcos I don pay 8k for chatting permit, 10k for friend request fee, 3k for posting fee, 6k for profile picture permit and this evening again,your sister don talk say facebook say make I bring 5k for international facebook passport. 

Tomiwa I don tire, na so una dey spend money for this thing?".

Please what should I tell my mum right now?.


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102 comments:

  1. Dimple queen20 November 2015 at 13:31

    Hahahahahaha.... Your sis done scam her..

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    1. BluntIjebuChic'*GiFTED'*20 November 2015 at 14:21

      Lmao..this is funny

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    2. Brown Sucre20 November 2015 at 14:51

      Hmmmm,her state of mind now,abi?

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    3. laulipop20 November 2015 at 14:51

      How can d illiterate woman use Facebook in d first place...mscteeww

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    4. SMURF20 November 2015 at 19:11

      Omo go and collect ur share from your sister and tell u mom not to tell anyone outside, cos it was cheap for her cos o your sister.... lol

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    5. Unknown20 November 2015 at 21:59

      Your sister nor get joy oh. Choi

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  2. Yori Yori Princess20 November 2015 at 13:32

    Your sister na big THIEF. Mama no go school, send pikin wey go school, pikin come dey use mama head.

    Your sister is really crazy. Tell Mama to stop using facebook.

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  3. KING Nwa AMAKA20 November 2015 at 13:32

    Lol but is it funny?

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  4. Sampson's Child 20 November 2015 at 13:32

    Haaaa. Tell her to pay 100k as it will cover future expenses. Lmao

    *Ayah Shehu *

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  5. Sampson's Child 20 November 2015 at 13:33

    Haaaa. Tell her to pay 100k as it will cover future expenses. Lmao

    *Ayah Shehu *

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  6. SDK FM20 November 2015 at 13:33

    L
    O
    L
    Tell her na fraud. Its rather she is browsing on 50k per sec. Let her activate or subscribe to a plan

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  7. Unknown20 November 2015 at 13:33

    It's a joke jor.

    Thankfully, I didn't fall for it, when a Facebook friend claimed that his sister did this to his mother.

    I told him that it's not possible for one person to be this gullible.

    It's a funny joke though.

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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  8. ****Bbjac****20 November 2015 at 13:33

    Lmao.. mama don enter one chance, ur sister na Badt sharp niggy

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  9. Heritage20 November 2015 at 13:34

    This is really funny, office.com.

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  10. Eka Joy20 November 2015 at 13:34

    Hehehe.


    My dad recently got a bb and asked that I opened a fb acct for him. My younger bro told me he'd kill me if I tried it. Lol. Like I will open an acct for my dad before.

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    1. Unknown20 November 2015 at 18:14

      Haaa, my Dad is on all social networks but he knows not to send any of us a friend request cuz we won't even accept.

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    2. lovely heart20 November 2015 at 18:41

      What's the big deal. My dad is my Facebook friend, follows me on Twitter and instagram.

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    3. Anonymous20 November 2015 at 20:34

      Ur same underbridge father dats owing d entire neighbourhood? Isn't dat d reason u took to beggy beggy when u just started coming to sdk? Ewo see wonders o, eka forming her father just bought BlackBerry. So dats wat u ppl used d money u gathered to do? Issokay!!

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    4. Eka Joy20 November 2015 at 21:13

      Anon, I'm still waiting for u to mention when and how I begged u for money. My own papa owe??? Nah, I'd leave that for ur wretched father(sorry), u dragged him into this. Wretched fool from a wretched family. Come and achieve what my dad has achieved first, or maybe let ur miserable dad achieve it first before u open ur mouth and say shit about my precious daddy.

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    5. Anonymous21 November 2015 at 19:25

      eka lemme allow u flex on sdk, as per u wouldn't want to show ur real condition ere, so it's allowed. But it's not wise of ur father to be buying BlackBerry in 2015 when he's yet to pay all his igbese in d area. Una get shame so? Borrowing n begging money to do show off!! If e doesn't pay it u his daughter will pay at some point. Family of beggars oshi

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  11. Unknown20 November 2015 at 13:34

    Rather what should you tell your sister? Your sister should stop.

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    1. J.Ice20 November 2015 at 16:06

      Better meet ur sister and ask for ur own 'CUT'.
      Hheheheehe yels
      Otherwise...

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    2. Unknown20 November 2015 at 19:31

      Olori calm down na joke

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  12. Unknown20 November 2015 at 13:34

    Hahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahah my belle ooooooo God I am missing my mum right now, chai Ur sister don turn mummy to maga lmao. Y didn't u send dis in as in house gist.?

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  13. BLOGLORD (MVBM)20 November 2015 at 13:35

    Tomiwa please educate mama and take her out of that state of ignorance.
    That's the best you could do before she disgrace all of una by spreading her complaints to friends, neighbours and extended family.

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    1. Unknown20 November 2015 at 14:17

      See who's here. Hian is like dis 2015 is a busy year for u oooo u always off and on. Welcome back dearie.

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    2. CharisMAtic DIVA20 November 2015 at 14:21

      See who's here
      Bloggy howdy?

      Delete
    3. Sabongida Ora cutest20 November 2015 at 14:21

      Missing and found
      Welcome.

      Delete
    4. calabar chick20 November 2015 at 14:23

      Bloggy is here ...yippeeeeee!

      Delete
    5. BLOGLORD (MVBM)20 November 2015 at 17:55

      Thanks guys. #hugs. One size should fit y'all
      Chickie yes it is.

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    6. Unknown20 November 2015 at 22:00

      Bloggie haff arrive... Welcome oh

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  14. Unknown20 November 2015 at 13:35

    Lol, very funny.Nimah is a bad girl,she don chop her mama money finish.Tell your mother the truth.

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  15. Aunty gwegwegwe 1 of SDK/ Blogosphere20 November 2015 at 13:35

    The mother bt be an illiterate and she's not exposed! Some kids are like dat ooooolol
    Then in secondary sch, some kids will tell their parents that they were asked to buy amoeba, they were asked to contribute money for stuffs that didn't even exist. Their illiterate parents will even borrow to give them the money! illiteracy na disease abeg.

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  16. Anonymous20 November 2015 at 13:35

    Tell her the truth or be part of the fraud.

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  17. Pipi Lee20 November 2015 at 13:36

    Lmao
    Omg!!! Your sister is too greedy, pls tell her to stop paying for any permit, find someone else to help her configure it or talk the process through on phone.
    Lol, she don obtain d woman finish.

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    1. Anonymous20 November 2015 at 15:11

      my own mum be disgracing us on fb since tym immemorial! She can post rubbish all d tym n guys be hailing her, rifraffs for dat matter. Smh she has more than a thousand pixs on fb. Is she d only widow bikonu? So ashamed of her. Wish fb didn't exist.

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    2. Pipi Lee20 November 2015 at 16:27

      Lmao
      Are you serious???
      Omg!!!

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    3. datudichic20 November 2015 at 18:06

      Inukwa! End time tins

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    4. Unknown20 November 2015 at 18:08

      Hear your self, you are ashemed of your mother, anumpama

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  18. One trillion20 November 2015 at 13:36

    Tell her End time in here

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  19. Unknown20 November 2015 at 13:37

    funny but I think its a joke, no Nigerian mum will fall for such, they like money pass anything

    Accounting Tutorial Blog

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    1. FRUITHFUL20 November 2015 at 14:25

      I tell you... my own mama go tell you say make you off, abi weti go happen if u off am

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  20. Adadioramma20 November 2015 at 13:38

    Haaaaaa, very funny

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  21. hawtkassy20 November 2015 at 13:40

    Tell her dah ur sis is a thief....lol

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  22. skipper20 November 2015 at 13:40

    Lol ur sister don scam her oh.....!! hohohoho laff with pidgin English

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  23. christabel 20 November 2015 at 13:41

    That child is heartless, why rip your mum like that? Not nice at all

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  24. jane o20 November 2015 at 13:42

    Lmaooooo!!!!! I don see who my mama better pass. *tears*... me I go kal my sister sharply nd ask for 20%.

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  25. crystal20 November 2015 at 13:43

    Chai your sister wikid o, she just opened office on your mum's head. Its bad though, funny but really bad.

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  26. SuperMom20 November 2015 at 13:43

    Haha hahaha ur sister us really naughty.

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  27. Akwanwa20 November 2015 at 13:43

    Chimuo oooh! Lwkmdh😃😃😃😃😃 your sis has scammed ur mum big time! Join the game or tell her the truth

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  28. dallersignTNTS20 November 2015 at 13:44

    Lolz what! I no fit laugh God! Hope is a joke Stella?

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  29. xxxTrinityxxx20 November 2015 at 13:45

    Maybe there's something wrong with my sense of humour but this wasn't funny. And I was already get my face muscles ready for laughter. I was already smiling in anticipation of the smile turning into laughter. But as I read on, it turned to a straight face. Maybe it's just me

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    1. scillah20 November 2015 at 15:16

      It's you ooh, you need to update your sense of humour

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    2. Anonymous20 November 2015 at 15:39

      Go lick some honey pls,

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    3. Teacher21 November 2015 at 08:03

      Cheating
      Isn't
      Funny
      That is why
      419
      Is a
      Crime
      And not
      A Comedy
      Address

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  30. Unknown20 November 2015 at 13:47

    Ahnnn... See jobbing. Tell her not to mind your sister that you will take care of the "permit"

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  31. Unknown20 November 2015 at 13:47

    Hehehehe
    Your sister don finish Mummy big time

    What a fraudster.
    Lol

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  32. Unknown20 November 2015 at 13:47

    Lol!!!

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  33. crazyHornywife20 November 2015 at 13:49

    Tell mom that dis is d last payment she ll make! Go and warn ur sis well but be sure to collect more than half of the money she has ripped mom off and go shopping with it! *wink*

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  34. Kosi 20 November 2015 at 13:49

    Lol.. Is this a joke?? Cos if it's not, then that ur sister is a CROOK!!

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  35. Kosi 20 November 2015 at 13:49

    Lol.. Is this a joke?? Cos if it's not, then that ur sister is a CROOK!!

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  36. Ice Queen20 November 2015 at 13:49

    Hhahahahahahahahaha
    Tell her,Facebook is road to heaven so she have to pay

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  37. Karlsson20 November 2015 at 13:49

    That girl is wicked, why ll she con her mom like that. Not fair

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  38. Anonymous20 November 2015 at 13:49

    hahhahahaha wicked pikin she don gba mama finish!

    That was how my neighbor told his naive wife that facebook does not permit more that one pic, just bcos he does not want to put up his family pic, claiming single on fb. As d woman ask me whether na tru i tell her say na lie o, the woman come shout '''baba Tope haa... ! the quarrel no be here o, story for another day.

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  39. Unknown20 November 2015 at 13:50

    LMAO...

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  40. IVORY 20 November 2015 at 13:50

    Oh dear! Your sister is scamming mama and that's so wrong. But wetin mama dey find for Facebook.lol

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  41. Unknown20 November 2015 at 13:50

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Lolx... Us sister have been cutting her head big tym... #NowPlaying>> ten to three: tim lyre...
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  42. Apples ( SDKBlog Shrink)20 November 2015 at 13:51

    Lol!!!!

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  43. Lizzy T20 November 2015 at 13:52

    Hahahahahahahahahaha! Are u sure this is real?

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  44. Blackberry20 November 2015 at 13:55

    Lol...

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  45. Alloy Chikezie20 November 2015 at 13:57

    Hahahahahaha.
    Mama Don enter one chance o! Lol
    Nimah has been exploiting her. Lol
    Please don't waste time in telling her the truth, how can someone have the heart to be exploiting her own mum? Please tell her the truth.

    Your comment will be visible after approval.

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  46. Unknown20 November 2015 at 13:59

    Ur mama na maga ...hhhhhhhhaaaahhaaa

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  47. Miss Ess20 November 2015 at 14:00

    Your sister don scam mama lol

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  48. Unknown20 November 2015 at 14:01

    Lol,nofin o.jst tell her to forget facebook

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  49. Justyswt20 November 2015 at 14:01

    Lwtmbo. This ur sister don scam ur mama o.

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  50. Etsako Pearl20 November 2015 at 14:05

    Just Negodu!
    Ur sister deserva a Resounding Slap.
    Can't Try dat wit my momma sha!

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  51. cuteaijay20 November 2015 at 14:06

    Hahahahahha, EFCC get in here ooo. Obtaining by false pretense. Just tell mumsy not to pay again, that you will pay the rest for her. Block your sis and collect your share sharp sharp. Kai, children of nowadays...

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  52. Ifeoluwa20 November 2015 at 14:24

    Lmao, wish I cud do dat to my mum buh lai lai excpt if she go scam me join sef

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  53. kowmah20 November 2015 at 14:29

    Lol

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  54. Uriel (Freshdew)20 November 2015 at 14:36

    Lolz...

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  55. Anonymous20 November 2015 at 14:37

    Just negodu.... Scamming ur own mum.

    ... STD...

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  56. Bootylycious diva20 November 2015 at 14:53

    Chooo your sister na scammer ,just tell mumsie you will pay the bills for her ,tell your sister to stop ,the price of mother hood ,mama then don suffer for our hand .God bless all mothers

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  57. MissPrettyW20 November 2015 at 14:55

    hahahaha...that your sister na one chance o!

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  58. Aurora20 November 2015 at 14:59

    Lol!Who fit get mind,do im mama that kin thing.

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  59. Anonymous20 November 2015 at 15:00

    U stole this "yoke" from Jenifaa the tv show starring Funke Akindele.

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    1. Anonymous20 November 2015 at 20:28

      OMG I was just thinking that

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  60. Jasmine20 November 2015 at 15:28

    Lmao. Eyah, I pity ur mum o. Warn ur sister

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  61. kk ever20 November 2015 at 15:34

    But if ur mom don't know anything about what she said she paid for, I wonder what she will be doing on FB when she login. Or will she employ somebody to be chatting and do other stuff on her behalf? Let me believe dis is a joke jor

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  62. Anonymous20 November 2015 at 15:56

    That's how my dad joined face book and sent me request. His request has been pending since 2014. I keep telling him I can't accept more friends again as I have reached the limit. I do have a lot of known and unknown friends, admirers, stalkers,on Facebook and I'm not ready to stop adding pictures

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    1. Pipi Lee20 November 2015 at 16:29

      Lmao
      Mine is on Facebook and WhatsApp so my account are censored.
      He was even talking about IG d other day and I told him, I hate that IG, don't bother. Lmao

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  63. MUMMY ANTHONY-CLEVER20 November 2015 at 16:00

    Hahhahahahahaha am still laughing! Choi!

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  64. Anonymous20 November 2015 at 17:33

    I'm glad it's Friday
    I need 2 grind a babe ds weekend. Kai.

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    1. Teacher21 November 2015 at 08:06

      Shift away
      Close your legs
      Keep your life simple and uncomplicated

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  65. Anonymous20 November 2015 at 19:03

    Your sister na THIEF whey no use gun. Haba, even her mother? She can kill.

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  66. Anonymous20 November 2015 at 21:55

    Laughing no gree me tell people why i was still laughing in train

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