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Thursday, November 19, 2015

Just For Laughs...

Robbers enter a house, asks for all the money and valuables. After they collect what they can, they give the man of the house a gun with instructions to shoot his wife or else he be shot himself. The man gets the gun, points it at his wife and hesitates...




He is thinking of what he has gone through in life with his wife and how she has suffered and sacrificed for him...He hands back the gun and says, "I am sorry I can't do this..."The boss of the robbers silently grabs the gun from him and passes it on to the wife with the same instruction. The wife gets the gun and without any single hesitation points to her husband's head and pulls the trigger...But alas, the gun had no bullets in it...The robbers get their gun and walk out of the house laughing.



QUESTIONS FOR DISCUSSION
1. If you were the man in that house how would you react towards your wife?
2. If you were the wife, what explanation can you give to your husband!

3. If you were invited to bring peace between this couples, what advice would you give?



lol..If i was the wife i would say ''Sweety i knew there was no bullet in the gun,thats why i pulled the trigger,I love you so much,why would i want you dead?''

lol


69 comments:

  1. Mayb the man is wicked and self centered now... bt umu nwanyi enwe kwa chills ooooo

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    1. He no go funny...its won't be funny at all. I go just watch over her closely; she is an in house terrorist.

      Will charge her to court for attempt to murder.

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    2. Must everything Bad be from Men???

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    3. As d man i will just quietly move out of d house and have paternity tests 4 d kids cos she obviously has evil intentions.
      If am to mediate...i will just codedly tell d man to move on ooo, that woman can poison him sef .

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    4. Well as d man i will Quietly escort her to her father's house and collect my bride price....because living with her after that incident equals living with death, Nothing can get us back together

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    5. I beg u blame the woman? With the wickedness of Nigerian men I no blame am. I'm sure he didn't pull the trigger cos he was wondering who will take care of the kids if he kills her.

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    6. Hmmm. May our loyalty not be tested!!! - BRF

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  2. if am the wife, i will just say i had faith that there is no bullet

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  3. She goes back straight to her father 's house immediately.

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    1. Why dint it occur to any of them to shoot at the robbers??

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  4. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    As the arm robbers are leaving my house so also she is leaving too.... I no dey like too much talk abeg.....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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    1. Lol@ I no dey like too much talk

      No need for plenty talk, no time for explanation.

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    2. If u ask mee the matter for ground... eh nah who I go ask??

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  5. Hahahahahaha
    Woman, you are leaving my house this minute!!!

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  6. If I was the husband there's no explanation that can make me take her back

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  7. I will send her back to her Papa house ASAP.

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  8. Stella this is what i called devine revelation. So if the husband like he should ignore the revelation ...He is very much on his own..lol

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  9. I go with your advice Stella

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  10. Lol
    Advice d husband to forgive n move on,after all it's tradional Dat d man passes on....B4 d wife.

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  11. I go with your advice Stella

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  12. This is just a case of a CRACKED EGG...

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  13. sheer wickedness kai. nuffin can explain dat biko.



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  14. that will be her last day in the house...


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  15. No comment, but d wife stupid sha.

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  16. The woman is a gonna, no too much talk

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  17. I will ask the wife what the hubby isn't doing well that she wanted him out of the picture!
    From my point of view, I think :
    (1)Maybe the man is a chronic womaniser n he doesn't drop any money 4 food.....4get about the wife suffering with him.
    (2)the woman is tired of suffering with him aka suffering and smiling.
    (3) she has a sugar son like boss linda,so she want freedom of knacking her sugar son.

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  18. almost nice story.... but the errors... grammatical errors are just too much that it hid the true intent of the story (laughter)... please improve on it...you are doing a great job

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  19. Hahahahhaha, those robbers are mean!! Well, if I were the hubby, that woman is going, nothing will make her spend a second longer in my house. If I were the wife, I honestly don't know what I'll do.As a mediator. ..I still will ask the wife to leave.

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  20. Yippppeeeee Stella posted it,thanks love

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    1. Na you write all that Gbagaun? And Stella no even try edit am.

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  21. Hahahahhahahahahha, stella u be criminal...you will have to ryt an essay on how you learnt to identify guns with/without bullets!

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  22. I will tell him "swty,the plan was to shoot you and shoot myself"!

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    1. Smart chick! Honey the plan was to kill you and kill my self because at the end,what is life without you? And they'd have killed me anyway.lol

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  23. I will ignore her for along time so that she can imagine that am dead or I will move out of the house without caring for her for two months. So that she can assume that am dead. Truth is the woman wished her Dh was dead.

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    1. There ain't words to solve dis cos it's damaged for life. Haba esp d fact dat she didn't hesitate to pull d trigger biko it's so glaring she's got no love for her husband n not even a counsellor can mend dis home


      My own opinion though

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  24. Hahaha @ Stella same reply I would have given but d woman no try oh. If I was to Mk peace I would say forgive n pls forget

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  25. Sharp Sharp, I go pursue her comot for house... Mean say she don get me for mind be that.

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  26. D joke is too expensive Abeg. We shd all pray that our loyalty is never tested like Fashola said becos even some of us will deny our own kids when faced with a gun.

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  27. "These couples" or "this couple"... There is nothing like this couples.

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  28. Let me read false comments here!

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  29. This old question has still gone unanswered in my head.

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  30. The marriage has loopholes mere talk won't work, would suggest they go for counseling...

    The wife is just a *********

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  31. Would advice the man separate from d wife, he doesn't need a soothsayer.

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  32. I'l call back d robbers n say "oga,una no go rape?"

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  33. That home is broken for life.
    If am the woman I will start crying and saying its the devils work.
    Not my portion sha o because I love me hubby.

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  34. There will be no reaction because we wont be living together anymore.

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  35. As in... the marriage can never be the same... marriage don scatter b dat na

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  36. Very difficult to answer,i pray it shouldn't happen to anyone.

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  37. Hmm if I was the wife I'd be like sweety I know u live me enough to be willing to sacrifice your life for me so I was just proving how sacrificial my husband can be and the kids will be better off with me...hope u can understand.... Lol

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  38. I will tell him that I would have killed him and then killed myself because,I couldn't live without him and I didn't wanna watch them kill him.

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  39. This one is tough, first I will be shocked, and walk quietly inside and think about everything as the husband. Then for the wife,tell him yu woundnt av shot him, the God yu serve has never failed (miraculous God). Lastly adviser ; counsel both husband and wife, remind them of how they started, the sweet part of their marriage, any word that is juicy that ll make the heart of the husband to calm down and remind them of their vows to each other, then caution the wife seriously in the presence of the husband and ask her to kneel down apologise to her husband with a very harsh voice, so that the husband ll be touched and then maybe hug the woman. That's settles it for that period.

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  40. If am d man I wont say any tin dan too pack out her property out of my house becos dat kind of person can poison u u if u don't take time pls and pls try to send her away@ur guy injer negger

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