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Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Hillarious Only In Nigeria Hashtag #OnlyinNigeria

#OnlyInNigeria on SDK blog will you find blog visitors more hilarious than stand up comedians...LOL

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154 comments:

  1. Unknown10 November 2015 at 09:04

    Lolzzzz

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    1. Anonymous10 November 2015 at 11:20

      #OnlyinNigeria will a pedophile judging gay people

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    2. SWAG LAFRESH 10 November 2015 at 11:30

      #onlyinnigeria on SDKB someone will drop such comment *ihn welcome*

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    3. Rhoda10 November 2015 at 11:30

      Inviting you all for my freedom coming up on Saturday 14 November 2015.
      Colours of the day: SUNSHINE YELLOW AND COCKROACH BROWN. Signed: Seun Ogedengbe. #onlyinNigeria

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    4. Tuscany - LUXURY BESPOKE SHOEMAKER @onimisibespoke10 November 2015 at 11:39

      #OnlyinNigeria that not changing dp regularly is a sign of maturity

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    5. Unknown10 November 2015 at 11:51

      Hilarious

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    6. Unknown10 November 2015 at 12:19

      Buahahhhahahahhahahaha
      Nigerians are happy people

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    7. Anonymous10 November 2015 at 12:37

      Lmao so true @Tuscany

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    8. House of bellabee(IG: @houseofbellabee , WhatsApp 08034205703)10 November 2015 at 13:43

      Naija for life, I hail my people!

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    9. Anonymous10 November 2015 at 14:25

      @tuscany abi oooooo in somebody's words "why do you like to change your Dp at interval its very immature " eyes rolling

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    10. Unknown10 November 2015 at 18:37

      Is #onlyinNigeria that people protest and the president keeps mute. #onlyinNigeria

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  2. Ifeoluwa10 November 2015 at 09:07

    It's only in Nigeria you will hear that all ladies in the club are runs gurls.. na why club tire me to go

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  3. Unknown10 November 2015 at 09:08

    #Onlyinnigeria will you see someone with a pass working in an oil company and someone with a first class, still carrying file around for years.

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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  4. The Sexiest Mother Of This Blog 10 November 2015 at 09:09

    Only in nigeria you will see ugly ape calling someone ugly


    Only in nigeria, you keep hearing we re the future leaders of our country where as the same set of old cargos are being recycled every year.

    Only in nigeria that being single at 35 is a crime

    Only in nigeria that they see men cheating as the order of the day and that men are polygamous in nature and women should lick their ass at all time.

    Only in nigeria that nepa brings light and children will shout up nepa even though u have to pay nepa bill whether you used light or not or whether you got light for a month or not. They must bring bills

    Only in nigeria that hausa man will never build house in igbo land yet we shout one Nigeria.

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  5. Unknown10 November 2015 at 09:10

    #Onlyinnigeria will you see someone refer to seasoning cube as, 'Knorr Maggi'.

    I heard this one last week...lol.

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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    1. Iphie dearie10 November 2015 at 11:07

      All noodles are indomie

      All kinds of bleach is Jik

      All diaper,Pampers

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    2. Unknown10 November 2015 at 12:21

      Gbam

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    3. marachi10 November 2015 at 14:29

      Met a neighbour at a kiosk saying "give me closeup mac clean" i had to cover my mouth so i wouldnt scream. And he is in his fourth year in the university.

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    4. Yemi7up11 November 2015 at 00:29

      #Only in Nigeria will you here this." Sure nibea roll on.

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  6. IG - @Hairbyniyot_ (08135891923)10 November 2015 at 09:11

    Not funny

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    1. Cocoz10 November 2015 at 12:38

      Only in Nigeria that banks will give you a target that even the government doesn't have!! #OnlyinNigeria

      Mtcheww

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    2. Anonymous10 November 2015 at 17:24

      Nobody tell me before I run when MD said " j am not sending you to prostitute but I don't want to know how you get the deposit but just bring the money"

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  7. Unknown10 November 2015 at 09:12

    #Onlyinnigeria will you be stopped on the road and questioned for putting on a particular colour of shirt, and accused of 'flying colour ', because it's the 'uniform' of one cult or another.

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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  8. Som Som10 November 2015 at 09:13

    lmaoooooo @Akpororo_official and @Deejecks


    **Som Baby**

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  9. Unknown10 November 2015 at 09:13

    #Onlyinnigeria will a policeman harrass someone in their room, and they won't lodge a complaint, but will rather bring it to a blog and see it as hilarious.

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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  10. Unknown10 November 2015 at 09:14

    #Onlyinnigeria will you see everyone having a blog, even if all they do is copy and paste, because they want to be like LI and SDK.

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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  11. Unknown10 November 2015 at 09:16

    #Onlyinnigeria will you see every girl claiming to be a makeup artist, even those who draw caterpillars and toothpicks as brows.

    Very soon, everyone will be a MUA, and have nobody to make up but their family members.

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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    1. Unknown10 November 2015 at 11:31

      Every girl on IG is a MUA

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    2. Unknown10 November 2015 at 12:46

      Lwkmd

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    3. Aunty gwegzzz....10 November 2015 at 13:21

      Kikikikikikikiki @nobody to makeup but their family members.

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    4. Aunty gwegzzz....10 November 2015 at 13:57

      We have a group on fb for naturals. U can join us on "natural hair babes" and "kinky and curly lounge". Two beautiful natural hair groups with mainly Nigerians where we learn how to take care of our natural hair. Naturalistas rock!

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    5. Anonymous10 November 2015 at 17:26

      I just joined a few weeks ago. Loving my kinky looks

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  12. Ma Fla10 November 2015 at 09:19

    Hahahaha! Nigerians are crazily funny.

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  13. Unknown10 November 2015 at 09:19

    #Onlyinnigeria will you borrow someone money, and get painted black by the person, before you get your money back.

    'Can you imagine, she's insulting me just because of ordinary 2k'

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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    1. Unknown10 November 2015 at 11:32

      I am a victim,she paid me back with insults and told me cos of ordinary 20k but na she wear designers pass mtchewww some gurls eh

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  14. Unknown10 November 2015 at 09:20

    #Onlyinnigeria will you see musicians with one single and two single baby mamas.

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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  15. Doppelgänger10 November 2015 at 09:21

    When you're natural haired, no hairdresser can pull stunts with your hair I'd just bite you.
    I don't joke with my hair.

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    1. SWAG LAFRESH 10 November 2015 at 10:29

      Yeah. #teamnaturalhair

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    2. Unknown10 November 2015 at 10:48

      Exactly, D.

      I've not been to a hairdresser in almost a year.
      I'm not planning to, anytime soon.
      You tell them what to do and they do something else.

      #WhiteDiamondOut

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    3. Pipi Lee10 November 2015 at 12:20

      My natural sistas

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  16. Anonymous10 November 2015 at 09:21

    #onlyinnigeria, when U steal big U are hailed a big boy and don't go to jail.

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    1. Unknown10 November 2015 at 13:24

      #only in Nigeria that they tell u the price of something, and when u bargain, they insult u, ur father, ur generation, and end it with "come thief am na". Only in Nigeria

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  17. Chidinma Grace10 November 2015 at 09:22

    Only in Nigeria that someone will see u on d bed covered up at night n still ask u, are u going to bed? Or do u want to sleep?

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  18. Unknown10 November 2015 at 09:23

    #Onlyinnigeria will something happen bad to someone , and everyone will say it was sent from the village.

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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  19. Clara Udeh10 November 2015 at 09:24

    #onlyinNigeria phcn won't give light for days n yet send monthly bill of over a 100k.
    #mtcheeeew

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  20. Unknown10 November 2015 at 09:26

    Looooool
    Only in nigeria stellz forces sdkers to read morning news

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  21. Martins (GlossyMart Tech Gadgets 07037317400 or 08116202737)10 November 2015 at 09:28

    you will see A graduate of public administration working as an Electrical Engineering. #OnlyInNigeria

    Every ill-luck/bad phase happening to someone is tagged as "Witches from his/her village" that just surfaced. #OnlyInNigeria

    You will see A computer science graduate that doesnt know how to install "Mavis Beacon" into A computer. #OnlyInNigeria

    Every mother in law is tagged as wicked even before the marriage. #OnlyInNigeria

    Igbo,yoruba,hausa etc teachers use their cultural Language to teach "English Language" in school. #OnlyInNigeria

    You wont see power supply for 3 years but still be paying heavy charges every month,else when power is restored;nothing for you ooo. #OnlyInNigeria

    Calling themselves "A NATION" with so many different languages and cultural belief..hello what is the definition of A nation again?? #OnlyInNigeria

    You have the best resources to better lives yet her citizens live in abject poverty. #OnlyInNigeria

    You will see A Native Doctor or "babalawo" helping A ritualist get rich with millions yet he himself doesn't have A two bedroom flat to his name..excuse me;is the money even registered with CBN? #OnlyInNigeria

    XTREME NAIJA AFRO-DANCEHALL MIXTAPE;CLICK TO DOWNLOAD

    @MARTINS ABOY

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  22. Unknown10 November 2015 at 09:29

    #onlyinSdk will bvs act prim and proper but very broke in the reals.
    #onlyinSdk that August meeting happens on ihn, with intros "Nne kedu"
    #onlyinsdk bvs condemn their replica's picture just because they r hiding under anony. Don't be surprised, I've met some popular bvs n they are less than their inks depict. (Ps; Linda eze is a beauty to behold)

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  23. Unknown10 November 2015 at 09:30

    #Onlyinnigeria, will you see someone going to a celeb's social media page, and telling them how to live their life, in the hope of some minutes of fame.

    Nigerians got no chill at all.
    My trailer load of chill pills arriving soon.

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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  24. stranger10 November 2015 at 09:32

    😑not funny joor.

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  25. Etsako Pearl10 November 2015 at 09:32

    #OnlyInNaija: You see a graduate dat can't write a full sentence.

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    1. Waga Onye Isi Nkuka10 November 2015 at 13:17

      Educated men "in" suit not "on" suit (shame you sef guilty of the same offence) graduate and yet there's always something wrong in all your comments

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    2. Etsako Pearl10 November 2015 at 22:08

      Hahaha! It's called auto correct madam!
      I know who u r,keep hating....Biatch!

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  26. Etsako Pearl10 November 2015 at 09:34

    It's #OnlyInNaija: Educated men on suit be washing plates by themselves to buy amala at a buka.

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  27. Irene Bernards10 November 2015 at 09:35

    #OnlyinNigeria will someone be single but have 7kids

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  28. Unknown10 November 2015 at 09:37

    Lmao... Waiting to read from sdkers.

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  29. Unknown10 November 2015 at 09:38

    Where is my BLOGLORD hope u cool honey.

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  30. hauteberry10 November 2015 at 09:38

    Hahahahahahaha....only in Nigeria will Nepa come and disconnect your light that you have not paid just because you enjoyed one week uninterrupted light

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  31. The General's Wife10 November 2015 at 09:41

    Only in Nigeria wil u go to NEPA office to top up ur card and u are told "No light"

    Another time u are dere and dis time,they are running Their generator.
    #OnlyInNigeria

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    1. Unknown10 November 2015 at 10:52

      Kikikikiki

      You have killed PHCN o...lol.

      #WhiteDiamondOut

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    2. Cocoz10 November 2015 at 12:34

      Lol this same thing happened to me.
      I went to their headquarters to recharge my card and they said that there was no light lol.
      As the crowd got bigger, they had to go buy fuEl and used the gen.

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  32. Unknown10 November 2015 at 09:43

    #onlyInNigeria#

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  33. The General's Wife10 November 2015 at 09:43

    The main vocabulary of Bus conductors esp in Lagos is "Ashawoooooo"
    #OnlyInNigeria

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  34. Vivaciara10 November 2015 at 09:43

    Lol insecticides advertised with ice cream song.

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  35. SWAG LAFRESH 10 November 2015 at 09:43

    #onlyinnigeria on SDKB that aunty gwegz is an insult

    #onlyinnigeria on SDKB that you reply a BV's comment and they'll tag you a stalker

    #onlyinnigeria on SDKB they'll say you're seeking attention when you don't use your real name and picture

    #onlyinnigeria on SDKB ugly people call others ugly

    I'll be back

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  36. Etsako Pearl10 November 2015 at 09:44

    It's #OnlyInNaija: Papa dey earn 50k in a month dey use sagem,Mama dey earn 30k dey use Nokia 3310,you as a corper wey dey earn 19k dey use z30....Hmmm

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  37. KING Nwa AMAKA10 November 2015 at 09:48

    Lol. I can relate with the food part. Some people can form for Africa. They will eat little and when they leave ur house they will be wishing they ate to their satisfaction.

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  38. Etsako Pearl10 November 2015 at 09:49

    #OnlyInNigeria: On SDK blog u beg for help and u def be helped......
    SDK Bvs una doh!!!

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  39. Yori Yori Princess10 November 2015 at 09:54

    Funny only in Nigeria, beggars association of Nigeria in SDK blog will curse you under anonymous for giving them giveaways you cannot use.

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  40. SMURF10 November 2015 at 09:58

    I can't wait for comments to start coming in... I sure no it would be hilarious.

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  41. Miss Ess10 November 2015 at 09:59

    Only in Nigeria...you will get to your door and instead of you knocking and waiting for the "who is there" from the inside, you just bang and say open this door.

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  42. cutemum3110 November 2015 at 09:59

    #onlyInNigeria you would set rat trap and they would be dancing around the trap

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  43. Anonymous10 November 2015 at 10:06

    The one that cracked me most is the ( you studies engineering in sch and do IT in an hospital) funny

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  44. Pipi Lee10 November 2015 at 10:06

    Lol, insecticide advert with the ice cream jingle...lmao

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    1. Anonymous10 November 2015 at 11:09

      I know u had you Google the meaning of jingle to form. Yes,it's only in Naija I would beef you for no reason

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    2. Pipi Lee10 November 2015 at 12:14

      Lol, stop beefing me ooo

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    3. Quiksilver10 November 2015 at 12:20

      Frustrated anon.

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    4. Unknown10 November 2015 at 14:00

      Anony, that you'd think one would use google to get d meaning of jingle makes u uber dumb. Cheers.

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  45. Unknown10 November 2015 at 10:18

    Its #OnlyInNigeria that you will see a Secretary in a Public Office selling recharge cards, fanta,coke,gala etc.

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  46. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady10 November 2015 at 10:30

    Only in Nigeria will u b asked to buy Biology textbook n u will tell ur parents u want to buy two textbooks. One is on Bio, d oda is on Logy...

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  47. SWAG LAFRESH 10 November 2015 at 10:35

    #onlyinnigeria on SDKB you relate to a particular post and you'll be tagged madam know it all

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  48. Ada Nwanbueze10 November 2015 at 10:37

    Is only in Nigeria that u will borrow someone money n u will have to pay to get your money back.

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  49. Etsako Pearl10 November 2015 at 10:38

    #OnlyInNaija: Conductors get Nicknames for all naija currency....shandy,wazo,muri,figo Etc

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  50. le'femme10 November 2015 at 10:39

    #onlyinNigeria u will someone always saying someone is Fat (hit the gym asap) as if he can create someone

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  51. francesca10 November 2015 at 10:44

    #onlyinNigeria you go borrow person money,then e go quarrel you on top make u for no collect am,If I hear... #onlyinNigeria u go reach park,bus don full yet as you enter like four pple go come down at the same time,i witnessed it dis morning,tot I had stopped... #onlyinNigeria pastor go rape pikin under the guise of deliverance,say na devil..devil don suffer...

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  52. Unknown10 November 2015 at 10:51

    #Onlyinnigeria will you see someone rocking her natural hair, and people will begin to ask if she's changed church to Deeper Life.

    Auntie can't you see I'm putting on trousers?

    #Onlyinnigeria is natural hair considered ugly , and carrying a fro,termed poverty.

    But then,we're gonna change that mindset,soon.

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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    1. Waga Onye Isi Nkuka10 November 2015 at 13:08

      Stop already..u'r all over the place, you will comment, reply, comment, reply and append "WhiteDiamondOut" only to reappear again!

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    2. Adelegan Oluwatoyin10 November 2015 at 14:29

      Yes ooooooo several times I have been questioned when I rock my natural hair. Are you a deeper life member, are you S.U? Seriously. Meanwhile I will be wearing trouser o

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  53. danny fisiye10 November 2015 at 11:01

    aiit






    #GODWIN™

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  54. Anonymous10 November 2015 at 11:04

    Only in Naija will a former governor who stole be made blog boo instead of reprimanded

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  55. MissPrettyW10 November 2015 at 11:19

    Lol....Nigerians are hilarious I tell you #OnlyinNigeria

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  56. Anonymous10 November 2015 at 11:19

    Akpororo is da bumb here. security with one arm, how e wan take catch theif.

    Mozinax was here

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  57. Ijele Nwanyi10 November 2015 at 11:20

    #OnlyInNigeria are all manner of diapers called 'pampers'.
    #OnlyInNigeria are brands of toothpaste called 'close up'.
    #OnlyInNigeria will mothers call their child outside to come bring them something that is just beside them.

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    1. Ijele Nwanyi10 November 2015 at 14:11

      #OnlyInNigeria are all washing detergents called Omo.

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  58. Unknown10 November 2015 at 11:35

    U can't change dp regularly because it's childish, leaving one dp for a long time shows u are matured #only in Nigeria

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  59. Unknown10 November 2015 at 11:39

    #onlyInNigeria: A bride or groom's face looks familiar to girls even wen dey av neva seen them b4* u will hear dem say i knw dis boy oh or i knw dis girl somwer

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  60. Anonymous10 November 2015 at 12:15

    Only in niaja,a graduate of Eng. Wil b blow grammatical blunder...

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  61. Unknown10 November 2015 at 12:34

    ONLY IN NAIJA WILL U SEE MASTER HOLDERS IN COMPUTER SCI WORKING IN DANGOTE CEMENT FACTORY AS A LORRY- DRIVER.

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  62. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady10 November 2015 at 13:24

    #OnlyinNigeria will u send somone r\card and the person will flash u to acknowledge receipt.

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  63. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady10 November 2015 at 13:26

    #OnlyinNigeria will u c a pharmacy doubling as a provision store.

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  64. Ms SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady10 November 2015 at 13:33






    #OnlyinNigeria will d sign board of a shop be larger than d shop itsef...

    #OnlyinNigeria will d inscription on a receipts issued for buying clothes b reading importer, exporter, general merchandise in all goods, electricals n building materials etc

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  65. Ol's Network10 November 2015 at 13:33

    almost got qiried for laughing out loud at clinic after reading these comments. funniest thing I hqve read ina while

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  66. MONTREAL10 November 2015 at 13:47

    Only in Nigeria will a man take you to a fastfood,spend 1000 and start feeling like he has earned the right to your body

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  67. Unknown10 November 2015 at 14:09

    Hehehe...make I change am for them.#onlyinwarri Nepa man go climb pole to cut light and when he wan come down,d ladder go don disappear with area asawana boys waiting for him with cutlass.

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  68. Unknown10 November 2015 at 14:12

    #onlyinwarri comedian go crack joke till he sweat for stage but area boys no go laugh.if dem plan,your comedy career don finish o.

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  69. Unknown10 November 2015 at 14:14

    #onlyinwarri witch go confess say nah dem dey make light no dey for six month,dem dey come mess for the transformer.

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  70. Unknown10 November 2015 at 14:16

    #onlyinwarri small girl wen Neva reach 15yrs go get belle born then d next 2 days she don wear bum short again dey waka for d hood.no shame.

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  71. Unknown10 November 2015 at 14:56

    # onlyinNigeria musicians are more than fans
    #onlyinwarri a family of 15 leave in one room apartment but wear expansive clothes to feel among

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  72. Becky Dennis10 November 2015 at 16:56

    #onlyinNigeria! Only in Nigeria u came back from abroad they think you went there to pick money from the floor.

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  73. Anonymous11 November 2015 at 03:27

    Only in Nigeria..these days men no get pride again..woman go carry man to altar.he will move in with the wife..wife dey hustle...husband dey house dey romance TV remote...waiting for dividends from the marriage..nawa..o..roles have been reversed..how can your wife respect you...

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  74. Anonymous11 November 2015 at 03:35

    Only in Nigeria...husband carry shoulder high for house..head of family..but when you tell them a man determines the gender of a child..dem go say na lie......if their wife born boy..shoulder go rise up..if na girl..it says he is weak..lol...I never see this kind backward people..

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  75. Anonymous11 November 2015 at 03:40

    Only in Nigeria...in laws must find fault in you..some marriages na battle field..if a wife earns more than the husband..in laws go say..she doesn't respect them..her money dey shack her..if the husband has more money..then the wife is the one stopping him from giving them money..wahala

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  76. Anonymous11 November 2015 at 03:41

    Only in Nigeria...in laws must find fault in you..some marriages na battle field..if a wife earns more than the husband..in laws go say..she doesn't respect them..her money dey shack her..if the husband has more money..then the wife is the one stopping him from giving them money..wahala

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  77. Anonymous11 November 2015 at 03:42

    Only in Nigeria...in laws must find fault in you..some marriages na battle field..if a wife earns more than the husband..in laws go say..she doesn't respect them..her money dey shack her..if the husband has more money..then the wife is the one stopping him from giving them money..wahala

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