You probably didnt know these........
These are very simple rules...So why are you not keeping to them?I saw a word for #TeamSnoop up there..LOL
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Saturday, November 28, 2015
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ReplyDeleteSomeone is owing me money sef, let me to a reminder
DeleteTanks Stella. Guilty of 13,14 and 15 chai. Don't give me your fone sha, I must do some snooping... Well, It saved a friend once. The guy kept lying he wasn't dating this particular girl while toasting my friend. The day he gave me His fone to charge was His greatest mistake, I snooped and found out they had even had sex, chai! Downloaded the while text messages to my friend and that was how her "cookie" was saved... #teamsnoopforlife!
DeleteVery true, now these facts are real.
ReplyDeleteOh my God!!that pizza is looking so yummy
DeleteAm off to the eatery*too lazy to make this
Nice quote though
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ReplyDeleteFilling
DeleteThe filling of tank aspect will not work in naija.
DeleteIt works. I do it. When I have trouble with mine and my friend lends me hers, even though hers is not economical lol. I make I sure I fill back the tank for her as a form of thank you.
DeleteOne of the best post ever, especially the ist picture
ReplyDeleteI can totally relate to the part of repaying borrowed money early. Back wen I was still struggling, if I ever had any need to borrow money, as soon as I receive money from my dad, the first thing I do is to make sure I return whatever I borrowed first then I can now manage the little that'd be left.
DeleteBut, it's too bad a lot of Nigerians don't know this.
I have someone in my neighborhood owing me money, not much but it's still something, going to two months now, I have jokingly asked for my money till one Friday like Dat, he showed me a cheque of 130k that he wanted to cash, that I should wait till Monday that he'd definitely give me. I didn't hear from him on Monday, on Tuesday I asked for my money and he still gave me excuses and that was when I realised he prolly has no intention of giving me back maybe cos he thinks I don't really need the money. I have stopped asking him and I've left d money for him and if he never chooses to give him, his cup of tea. But God bless his soul the day he decides to ask me for money again, we'll, he wouldn't even there cos of this act.
On the other hand, a lady I know asked me to borrow her some money that she'd pay back as soon as she's got the money. I didn't believe she'd be able to pay back soon tho cos of her condition but I gave her all d same. Surprisingly, sometime last week, just about a week after she borrowed d money, she called and asked Dat I send my acct no as she was in d bank. I was touched and asked her if her paying d money at Dat moment would set her back and she said it would but that she'd rather payback and suffer than keep my money with her. I was really impressed by that that I had to tell her to still hold d money till she can comfortably pay it back.
Now, who amongst those ppl will ask me for money next time and I will gladly give, definitely not the foolish first person.
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DeleteSo Eka joy, you ain't struggling anymore? Wow! Interesting!!
DeleteEka joy, back when you were still struggling? From your picture at the sdk groove you look like who's still struggling. Stupid girl
DeleteMe I observe all.people say im toooo polite sef
ReplyDeleteFor your mind
DeleteMummy sinach
Yinmu........
DeleteSame here at Fresh!but I no dey remin food oo! Hahahahha I love food abeg
DeleteSeriously..i am too polite to even ask for my money back. I have money with 5 people presently. Some goin bak years..but I won't ask them cos generally I dont lend out what I can't forfeit
Deletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
ReplyDelete.
Am not far frm what is written here though....... #NowPlaying>> love urself: justin bieber....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
True talk Stella..dou i do most but wonder how people fail to pay little gestures for the betterment of relationships..wether Na ur sis inlo weda Na ur friend or sister self always try to lend a helping hand or at least attempt to..m out
DeleteReally? Was it written in a street close to where you live in jupiter?
DeleteLmao...Nbechi, you wickedt.
DeleteNnechi
DeleteManners are so scarce it is a delightful surprise when people show courtesy. People are so selfish and self absorbed nowadays in this *WHAT CAN I GET FOR ME ME ME CULTURE AND WORLD NOW* and horrifyingly children have become increasingly manner less because parents don't understand how their precious "babies" can do any wrong. You didn't teach deliberately teach them manners from a young age. The ones without sense won't be able to grab some as adults.
DeletePeople driving and flipping finger (somebody's father) really sad.
I so much agree with number 9 that's how some people will be playing candy what ever and be disturbing the people around them
ReplyDeleteNice one
ReplyDeleteI need to stylishly forward some of these memes to my roommate, shes very lousy and non chalant, she dsnt buy anythg, not even toothpaste, yet her money is for recharge cards and designers perfumes, cnt wait for nxt yr to come jo.
ReplyDeleteWhy do you keep allowing her use your stuff? Since it looks like she's stingy?
DeleteJust like my room mate back in Uni. Bloody freeloader that does nothing for anyone. In the 16 years I have known her, I never chop 5k for her body.
DeleteStella am at a wedding n I feel like giving up
ReplyDeleteThey v shared rice to every one except my line gosh is as if its finished
I cant believe n wont accept this
Someone help me hold these tears before it falls n spoil my pretty face
Shooout can I have my party jealof rice plss
Somebody hellllp me
Screammmmms more n faints
Girl,we dey d same shoe oooo,mi n my girls so angry ryt nw bt we no fit leave cos d sight of the jollof rice s tempting.
DeleteLol
DeleteThe many tinz jellof rice can make one do!!!
Kpele
Lmao! Take heart, Dear. Did you pray before leaving the house today?
DeleteAmy choii! You won't kill me with laff here. Ndo inugo...don't cry and spoil your pretty makeup. .see what jellof rice has turned us all into.....lol
Deletecrazy you!
Deletedont worry , if the rice no reach you manage the toothpik
Lol sorry babe.
DeleteHahahahahaa
DeleteI'm always lucky when it comes to party and food o. Even if everyone around me doesn't eat, zizzy must eat. Lamp
Kpele dear. I you have some cash, take yourself out when you leave there.
Hehehehe
DeleteMy heart can like to beat fast when I am skipped like that...especially if the food is really,really delish! And I hate calling their attention to our line ehn.
Sorry hun.
Hahahahaha...
DeleteLol, jellof*
DeleteHaha haha. ..I feel you my dear.Same thing almost happened to me last Saturday o.To think that I didn't even attend the main Church wedding just so I can get a good seat at the reception. That's how they kept passing my table o.At a point?, I had to call their attention to avoid stories that touch abeg.I no dey for "how manage?" wicked ushers.Pele dear.Try call their attention o.
Delete@Queen Amy, r u 4 real? U got m laughing uncontrollably. This will b gud for Sunday laughter section. Stelz note.
DeleteStelz, Wat abt all d tons of mails sent by bv's. u dey acknowledge dem? Be careful ooo. Courtesy ko, whiskey ni. Na joke I dey ooo
ReplyDelete....thank you!. I was just about to write that courtesy demands you at least respond to emails. I know you get tons but I've been waiting for a response since last week. Don't call me out o, or better still the winner can contact me directly.
DeleteLol. Most times, people don't practise what they preach.
DeleteI should start calling back when I see missed calls from unknown numbers or even send a text.
DeleteI love everything up there,when I try to expect these things from friends..they say I have OCD or I should move to a western country.. issokay. LOL
Hahahaha...nice one!
DeleteStella always reply mails abeg..haba Mk una dey try talk tru unless na begi begi mail and she don tire to accept dat kind message
DeleteLovely, interesting, educating, so true
ReplyDeleteSimple and so true,I like these pictures and it depicts what truly ought to be done when someone extends his/her kindness towards another person.My Dps for the week....Thanks Stella.
ReplyDeleteSo so true...@ speaker phone for conversation involving 2 persons, that may be risky sometimes too cos the person at the other end may say stuff that shouldn't be heard by a 3rd party.
ReplyDeleteThat of team snoop won't work o. Permission ba wo? When some will even use garden of eden's pad lock on their device, how will snooping even be possible in the first place.
Stella,the pix did not say "when using your husband's phone or computer" now,it says "someone else's"and my husband is not "someone else's"
ReplyDelete#TeamSnoop
Well Stated, especially 5
ReplyDeleteThanks sdk
I even observe some of d rules unconsciously...
ReplyDeleteMe and my hubby they always querrel about that borrow car issue cos I always return it empty, but I go change now lol.
ReplyDeleteLolz
ReplyDeleteNo be only team snoop. Also saw something for Naija guys, ur gal will help u cook n still clean up without any help.
ReplyDeleteAv issues of borrowing and not returning on time! Shame on me
ReplyDeletethelma enemuwe said...
ReplyDeleteAll these rules are applicable elsewhere except in 9ja...biko nobody get time for them jawe...
*faithful bv enemuwe thelma*
True words there.....courtesy goes a long way
ReplyDelete@omasiri are you courteous? You are far from it.learn!
DeleteTravelled to breakup with my ex and cussed and cursed me out. On my journey back to base ol boy na prayer I pray from park till I reach house. I prayed even while sleeping.
ReplyDeleteAlso this morning a friend who was involved in a transaction and was supposed to have paid me told me that the reason he is yet to because he knows I dont have immediate use for the money. I just couldn't believe my ears.
yeah! so true...@teamsnoop shey una hear always ask for permission before snooping..lol
ReplyDeleteSome are true, and some are observed by certain learned people, but how many do u wanna remember......
ReplyDeleteBut these should be second nature now smh... common courtesy
DeleteHmm, i wish my brother`s girlfriend is here to see this number 6 because she hardly dress her boyfriend`s bed.na so she dey scatter scatter them and go every time. Her boyfriend is noticing her but she doesn`t know.Minding my business sha....
ReplyDeleteHmm, i wish my brother`s girlfriend is here to see this number 6 because she hardly dress her boyfriend`s bed.na so she dey scatter scatter them and go every time. Her boyfriend is noticing her but she doesn`t know.Minding my business sha....
ReplyDeleteHmm, i wish my brother`s girlfriend is here to see this number 6 because she hardly dress her boyfriend`s bed.na so she dey scatter scatter them and go every time. Her boyfriend is noticing her but she doesn`t know.Minding my business sha....
ReplyDeleteI'm not a saint nor am I perfect but I do more than 70percent of these things and the universe is yet to appreciate or repay me for any of it.
ReplyDeleteGet your satisfaction that you cannot be faulted for your manners and for doing the right thing
DeleteI agree with everything up there..
ReplyDeleteThat missed call courtesy..hmmm, Guilty!
ReplyDeletePlease friends come and borrow my car. I need full tank by Monday.
ReplyDeleteI so much like d one abot borrowing.
ReplyDeleteVery nice. Don't break up over text messages either the messages he sent you or the one you snoppped n read on his phone. Lol
ReplyDeleteLol@Queen Amy. You no chop commot for house *in Mr. Ibu's voice** lol.. Sorry eh. No matter how much you eat at home, one must eat party Jollof rice..
ReplyDeleteOnce I pick up someone's phone, I'm always tempted to go straight to messages n chats..#badhabit... Snooping sha
And if you willing help someone in need cos they don't have, don't rub it to their face @ any slightest thought.
ReplyDeleteStop going to Google to search someone's name trying to find out what social network they are on.
Don't expect someone to lick your arse cos you are their benefactor.
Be open to critics and advice and also pay attention to people.
Learn to trust people and don't chase everyone around you away cos of your sabina and sabinus nature...
And you who is open to receiving favour/help, never ever dine with people who will brag about feeding you.
But U Olori Isis no allow us hear word over d shoe u gave Amaka Okonkwo. Hypocrite
DeleteBut madam, do u practice wat u preach??
DeleteAnon 20:25, so you are the Amaka Okonkwo that got a red shoe and didn't acknowledge it, only to post a fake giveaway on the same shoe because you were called out. Yimu!!!
DeleteEnd time rules
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha bik0 wake up and g0 h0me. Make sure u g0 seat cl0se t0 d high table next week saturday
ReplyDeleteGbam gbam gbamest
ReplyDeleteStella these are rules but not scriptures settled in heaven. Some thrive outside the rules of men. Pick the ones that work and are decent.
ReplyDeleteI just tire for some peeps, you won't use your church mind like my people we say and you are always quick to ask for favors...
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha sorry. @ Queen. I understand that feeling. Hope they won't bring buns and table water with the excuse that there's no more food yet enough food will still be wasted.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Natt. Stella, at least reply the mails as received so that we know you saw them. No acknowledgement, nothing from your end.#oneluv #blogfamily
ReplyDeleteThat don't go through someones stuff when using their phone/computer is tempting,wish I can stop myself from doing that.And returning a call or message depends on the personalty involved.The rest are ok.
ReplyDeleteThat unmade bed; very annoying most people I have over as guests NEVER make d bed when they leave. Not nice at all..
ReplyDeleteSherry's Daughter
#TeamSnoop,I have never been one but I must say it should be an exception in marriage. I say this cause of the prevalent negative effects of social media in relationships. It will help couples to be accountable to each other and also help open communication.I remember early this year while driving my hubby gave me his phone to reply a msg sent to him by his boss,after sending d msg,I gave in to d urge to go thru his chats there I saw him flirting with a girl and anoda one asking him for money to make her hair. He met them in d course of doing his job. I didn't react immediately cos we had a lot of places to go to bt my hubby noticed a change in my behaviour cos I became quiet and only responded when he talks to me. He tried to get me to speak but I wouldn't cos d tym and place was wrong. He even went shopping got thgs,I didn't even come out of d car.
ReplyDeleteTo cut d story short,I confronted him, told him never to expect me to stay if he ever cheated. He apologized and we settled. Meanwhile,my hubby has done a test and passed for an international job and was waiting for interview. In less than two weeks after dis incident he was called for an interview,got d job and right now he has started work dere. What if I had resisted d urge to snoop? He probably wld have fallen into dat temptation,lost d job and I wouldn't 've stayed. Tho I had my own faults too,my hubby loves intimacy a lot and I 've been neglecting him for awhile when I was pregnant with our second child,took in again with our third child barely 3 months after childbirth and was blaming it on him. He kept telling me I was neglecting him and pushing him away. We both realised our mistakes and we are still a work in progress and I know we are going to make it together. It's been six years plus of married life and 3 children.
The bible says one shall chase 1000 and two shall chase 10,000 that's the strength of marriage.
Hmmm wise woman. May God bless ur home
DeleteEven when you take a bike and pay for it, a simple thank you won't kill...hehehehe
ReplyDeleteTalk of borrowing money & slow to pay or never pay back. A well known celebrity, a long standing friend high school days borrowed money from me eventually paid back after nearly 3 yrs, These people live fake lives !
ReplyDeleteGreat stuff but NIGERIAN are Always guilty of such.
ReplyDeleteI have seen someone anonymous write about not waiting for next year to move out because of her lousy housemate - same here and I feel you, my housemate is not lousy but inconsiderate and selfish!!!! She does the one of watching things on loud in the house or better yet when she wakes up and feels like playing music she does so. While I may be sleeping or so - she's the kind that is reluctant to do things for others but expects your support all the way, the break up one I never used to think so much of but I'd do it now like a brave person. I sincerely hope that when I get into a relationship I won't have to break up anyway #longhaul
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