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Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Bail Is Free In Nigeria.

This is not Tuesday Laughs.....





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90 comments:

  1. KING Nwa AMAKA24 November 2015 at 09:32

    Lie of the year

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    1. Emjay24 November 2015 at 10:15

      Yea bail is free,my frosh ass.

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    2. BluntIjebuChic'*GiFTED'*24 November 2015 at 11:43

      Bail is free my sexy curvy ass..

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    3. Stella Maris baby24 November 2015 at 12:46

      A big lie, for the obodo naija..
      I do believe it....

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    4. Anonymous24 November 2015 at 14:05

      Bail is free my sexy erected di*k!

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    5. Teacher24 November 2015 at 14:43

      Officially it is free
      Unofficially OYO is the name, financial salute is the game

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    6. Unknown24 November 2015 at 20:59

      Yeah right.. Yimu

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    7. Unknown24 November 2015 at 21:00

      Yeah right.. Yimu

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  2. NUVI HONEY24 November 2015 at 09:35

    I don't understand. When even Judges demand a certain amount be paid as Bail.

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    1. Unknown24 November 2015 at 10:20

      In nigeria, you must pay oooh weda u are innocent or not.
      Ooh what a corrupt country!

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  3. danny fisiye24 November 2015 at 09:37

    NPF iwofe Rumuolumeni I no follow na 5,000







    #GODWIN™

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  4. Pipi Lee24 November 2015 at 09:38

    Rotfl

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    1. Anonymous24 November 2015 at 14:54

      Hahaha bail is free indeed but you must settle oga police.

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  5. Joblesshousewife24 November 2015 at 09:38

    lol

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    1. Unknown24 November 2015 at 23:15

      Which police station grant free bails?
      I need their DPO's number

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  6. Unknown24 November 2015 at 09:38

    If I hear! This is another comic relief I guess..

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  7. Miss Ess24 November 2015 at 09:38

    What a lie from the pit of hell

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  8. miss Aboki the great24 November 2015 at 09:39

    Na today?
    Mtcheeew
    I tnk the Nigerian police shld be scrapped

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  9. Pipi Lee24 November 2015 at 09:40

    Bail is free...but...errrm...you have to pay for writing materials and documentation...then...errrrrmmm...you have to pay for successful storage of the prisoners stuffs...lmao
    Bail is free indeed!!!

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  10. Mamannukusdkblogceleb ��24 November 2015 at 09:43

    If I hear, thier normal amount is 5k.. This festive period now na 10k.. Msheeeeew

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  11. stranger24 November 2015 at 09:46

    LMFAO

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  12. House of bellabee(IG: @houseofbellabee , WhatsApp 08034205703)24 November 2015 at 09:48

    Yeye people.

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  13. MUMMY ANTHONY-CLEVER24 November 2015 at 09:48

    I am not sure this message is real. Police to announce that bail is free inside their office, woh woh woh this na big fat lie.

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  14. Anonymous24 November 2015 at 09:49

    They should have recruited basket mouth to help them crack better jokes. I bailed my cousin last week with 6k , he was arrested by the police for nothing actually, was walking by the street around 8:30 pm . They accused him of wondering.

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    1. Pipi Lee24 November 2015 at 10:55

      *Wandering or loitering
      ...they do that a lot.

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    2. Unknown24 November 2015 at 10:59

      I wonder what your cousing is "wondering" about. Wandering and wondering... the epic battle between these two.

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    3. Unknown24 November 2015 at 10:59

      *cousin

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    4. Anonymous24 November 2015 at 11:03

      You mean 'wandering'

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    5. emmanuellagirl24 November 2015 at 11:04

      Wondering about what kwanu??? Its wandering dear,I knw say na mistake lol

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    6. Emjay24 November 2015 at 12:33

      Nor be only wondering,na America wonder.

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    7. Aunty gwegzzz....24 November 2015 at 12:43

      *wandering.

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  15. Aisien success24 November 2015 at 09:50

    Bail is never free, Nigeria police please stop lying

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  16. Unknown24 November 2015 at 09:50

    Bail is not free abeg. They still demand for money

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  17. FINNY aka SWEET TROUBLE 24 November 2015 at 09:52

    Liars bunch of liars. Wait I tot I saw BALLS IS FREE IN NIGERIA, I was den tinking of some free testis. Choi no be small malaria dey worry me dis morning Oooooo. Biko I need some dogo yaro leaves 4 treatment.

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  18. Unknown24 November 2015 at 09:52

    Nice development then.

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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  19. Beautiful butterfly24 November 2015 at 09:54

    Hahahahahaa, LWTMB!!! Iro nla.

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  20. chick felix24 November 2015 at 09:56

    Nonsense!

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  21. Cynthia Iyede24 November 2015 at 09:56

    Yinmu

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  22. Unknown24 November 2015 at 09:56

    Story

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  23. sexy c24 November 2015 at 09:57

    Lie of Africa. Hissssssssss

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  24. Unknown24 November 2015 at 09:57

    Story 4 babalawo

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  25. One trillion24 November 2015 at 10:01

    End time lie

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  26. One trillion24 November 2015 at 10:03

    End time lie

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  27. Yori Yori Princess24 November 2015 at 10:04

    Police people and Lawyers their place in Hell fire, God will continue to add fuel to it

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  28. Unknown24 November 2015 at 10:10

    Nigerian Police really needs to be reformed.



    There is going to be a "one in town" kinda drama on IHN today. Stella, be warned you better be in the mood for it. Wigs will be snatched, weavons will be forcefully removed.

    I cant fold my hands and watch sneaky people go free.
    You better bring your couch and popcorn and make IHN your bae . All you unsolicited peacemakers should find another day job.



    XOXO MYSTERY

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    1. reemah24 November 2015 at 10:36

      Hmm. Drama in the house!

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    2. Chiomajosephine24 November 2015 at 10:37

      Ghen ghen!!!!! Waiting

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    3. I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF)24 November 2015 at 10:37

      Hahahahahaha...
      Onye ala!...

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    4. Anonymous24 November 2015 at 10:40

      You want to start again abi? When they finish you, you will be quiet like a mouse for 2 months. Trouble maker.

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    5. Pipi Lee24 November 2015 at 10:44

      ghen ghen!!!

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    6. Aunty gwegwegwe 1 of SDK/ Blogosphere24 November 2015 at 10:45

      Abeg.. hint us.. my ears are itching..

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    7. Unknown24 November 2015 at 11:01

      Xoxo e better be hot oh, don't keep us in suspence

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    8. Unknown24 November 2015 at 12:24

      Hehehehe
      *grabs power bank to charge my phone*
      I ain't missing this.

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    9. Aunty gwegzzz....24 November 2015 at 12:48

      I can't wait...stellz,pls "release" all comments. No holds barred!!!!

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    10. Jasmine24 November 2015 at 15:27

      No drama jare. After everything

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  29. stranger24 November 2015 at 10:18

    Nor be for the same police station we dey steady price offence like like who wan buy yam.
    Me: After all the plenty plenty talk and phone calls, officer I would like to apply for the bail of the suspect/client.
    Officer: If not for God ehn and sake of say your client na better person we for just wait to charge am to court.
    Me: thank you officer for your understanding.
    Officer: dont mention. I think una know say na unlawful possession we arrest am for?
    Me: I know
    Officer: na me dey beg my oga since o say make we pity for una guy as him don dey here for almost one week...
    me: *rolling my eyes* officer I know
    Officer: my oga saybmake una bring 180k
    me: *opens mouth* for wetin? Officer. Him kill person? Abeg dis one nor be armed robbery case o abeg, abeg...
    Officer: na the problem wey we dey always get with una lawyers be dis. When person say make he get pity for una client na so una go dey do any how.
    Me: *starts to cite precedents* OFFICER! Na for this same station we bail person wey for this same offence for 50k o...
    long story short, aftet haggling for over an hour with lots of pleading, we eventually settled for 135k excluding 1k for keeping the suspect's belonging like clothes, slippers and 900 naira for dropping our phones with them before allowing us go into the police station.
    Bail has always been "free" in Nigeria now.

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  30. BLOGLORD (MVBM)24 November 2015 at 10:21

    Bail is free yea?

    *humming Lekki wives sigtune*

    Story story, story story...

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  31. I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF)24 November 2015 at 10:25

    Ugheghu!!...

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  32. Unknown24 November 2015 at 10:33

    Who they tell this kind lie oh, bail free in this country or another one? Police ppl can lie for Africa, Bail is not free in Nigeria oh.

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  33. Unknown24 November 2015 at 10:33

    Of course this is Tuesday laughs. Bail is free ko... nonsense police people. I know we have them on dis blog. Ndi iberibe.

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  34. Ladybird banks.birdlover24 November 2015 at 10:34

    CHai my country

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  35. Unknown24 November 2015 at 10:38

    Of course this is Tuesday laughs. Bail is free ko... nonsense police people. I know we have them on dis blog. Ndi iberibe.

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  36. Tasty Soups & More24 November 2015 at 10:39

    Nawah ooo.. Who we wan believe???

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  37. MissPrettyW24 November 2015 at 10:44

    Yes bail is free, but that's only if you know your right

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  38. Goddesss of Dawn24 November 2015 at 10:47

    Me I do everything to avoid police plus their bail,
    They scare me stiff
    Hospital and police station!
    My phobia

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    1. Unknown24 November 2015 at 12:22

      Choi.
      We're sisters.
      I dread those two places.

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  39. EDWIN edDREAMZ CHINEDU AZUBUKO 24 November 2015 at 10:49

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
    .
    May be not in tthis dead country though..
    .
    .
    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  40. Unknown24 November 2015 at 10:50

    Says who?

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  41. Olaide Davies.24 November 2015 at 10:50

    No be today we don dey hear am

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  42. Bootylycious diva24 November 2015 at 10:51

    Bail for free in Nigeria ,which part of Nigeria

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  43. cutemum3124 November 2015 at 11:37

    Story

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  44. Anonymous24 November 2015 at 12:09

    Not in this country

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  45. lami24 November 2015 at 13:18

    Let's give them benefit of doubt , afterall they are trying to reform the force.

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  46. mimi.amsterdam24 November 2015 at 13:58

    impossible past,present and future tense

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  47. lonely woman24 November 2015 at 15:35

    Impossicant

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  48. lonely woman24 November 2015 at 15:35

    Impossicant

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  49. Tonyralph (kiss freak)24 November 2015 at 16:19

    The biggest mistake will be to tell a police officer in the station that bail is free. I swear na die u dey!

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  50. cuteaijay24 November 2015 at 17:16

    hahahaahaa, Stranger, you are there. Sometimes I wonder if the IG doesnt have control over these people. He says one thing and they do the exact opposite. Its really appalling.

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