Wednesday In House News - Free Tickets For Altine's Wrath!

How una dey?

Abeg i busy!

BAKER MUMMY

My mum makes cakes She's been in this business for over 25 years and she can make any type of cake for any occasion just explain to her what decorations or send pics and she'll do it (she's been making all i and my siblings birthday cakes since we were born lol) please help me patronise her, business has been a little dry these days. She's based in warri but she can deliver to anywhere in delta state, benin, etc her prices are very affordable.

She is also a caterer she cooks general meals like rice, soups and also pastries and small chops like spring rolls, samosas, meatpies, sausages, doughnut etc

She's into hall decoration as well for any event.

Contact: phone calls- 08023184060 whatsapp- 08166272828

BBM- 26be6ff0

Please these are a few of her works, these pictures don't even do justice to what she's capable of but just manage them as these are the few I could get on my phone.

I'll personally do shoki for BVs when pepper rest, thanks in advance.

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BRIDAL MAKEUP

Dear Stellalicious,

 Brides in Abia should contact me for

 bridal/engagement makeup at a very affordable price. send me

 an email on talktosunshine@yahoo.com

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Security and surveillance  Gadgets.

Are you thinking of security? call us for your:

Satellite vehicle tracking

Phone tracking

Electric fence

CCTV camera (analogue and IP)

Automated motorized gate

Burglar and fire alarm

Bio metric Access control

Spy devices

Call 07031297156,07034143374

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JOB VACANCY

Hello Stella,

Please I would appreciate if you can post this on IHN tomorrow.An architectural firm located at Ajao estate in Isolo Lagos  requires a Secretary.Qualifications could either be Bsc or HND in any field,but the person must be computer literate and willing to undergo training.The Salary is quite attractive as well.Any blog visitor interested can send their email to domserina@gmail.com or eddiechimezie@gmail.com.Thank you so much Stella

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Plea for Patronage and 30% Discount Offer

Hello Stella,

I would like to tell BVs about our 'ember months promo;

We are professional desserts,milkshakes and sweet treat caterers,we provide these services for events like weddings,birthday parties and corporate events.

We are offering a 30% discount on our services from now until the 31-12-2015and would appreciate if BVs would take advantage of this and patronize us for their weddings,and end of year parties.

For enquiries and bookings, please call - 08142598442. BBM - 3327A3A4

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I WANT TO BUY....

Please anyone who has Maybelline instant pore eraser (baby skin) for sale,should please contact me on 09027980494.

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FOR SALE AND GIVEAWAY

Hello Stella,

A warm greetings to you and a heart full of gratitude for this platform all over again!!!

God bless you.

Hello ‎BVs,

Attached are Pointed Toe T-bar court shoes (in black and nude) and Lace platform pumps with satin trimmings for sale with pricing details.

‎I am also doing a free fancy phone case giveaway for purchase of 'one' item and a free selfie stick giveaway for purchase of 'two' or more items.

Pictures of giveaway ‎also attached.

Sandals/Slippers/Flat shoes are also in stock for wholesalers at incredible prices.

I can be reached on Whatsapp: 08054514149 and Bbm : 2BE9CFC7 

(Serious minded Wholesalers only pls)

Warm hugs and kisses to y'all :) 

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ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED?

Are you getting married between the month of November-December 2015, this opportunity is for you

Seize this special offer ( trad and white wedding, Gele ) all for 20,000 only

Contact: 08034769598, 08184931646

Email: jposhbeauty@gmail.com

BB pin: 56140577

Terms and conditions apply for those outside Port Harcourt. Thank you.

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LOOKING FOR BUSINESS CONTACT

Hello Stella 

           Hi, I am currently looking for business contracts, I supply human hair, and human hair products,designer cloths , shoes and bag, looking for business people that needs someone to supply them in good and affordable price, with me you are guaranteed of durability of goods ordered for!! I sale hair In bulk or for personal use!! Any one interested can reach me on.. 08147927781, 09050677582... Thanks 

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FEMI OSOFISAN'S '' ALTINE'S WRATH''

FREE TICKETS FOR FIVE BLOG VISITORS

The first 5 BVS who call 08183220505 will be given free tickets. 

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IN NEED OF A FRIEND AND ROOM AND PARLOUR

Mrs Kokorkus,my name is Sandra,am a Lagos BV,newly posted to Benin by my company,I want any Benin BV to hook up with as boredom wants to finish me in this town,secondly am in need of a room and parlour self contain airport road or GRA will be preferable any BV in Benin that has a good place can help a sister out will appreciate it.

This is my number 08037833581 or contact me on my emails.imoh@yahoo.com thanks for assisting 
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PRAYING THROUGH YOUR PREGNANCY

I want to plead to blog visitors who have this book ''PRAYING THROUGH

YOUR PREGNANCY''  an inspiration week by week guide for moms to be by

Jeniffer Polimino and Carolyn Warren or the soft copy to sow a seed

into my life, please send it to my email address sallian14@gmail.com

or text me on 08034098580 to know how i can pick the hard copy up.

Thank you.

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IN HOUSE NEWS SPECIAL

PLEA FOR FRIENDS

Good day Mrs korkus

I am a young lady of 30yrs+, I broke up with my boyfriend due to genotype issues 6 months ago and since then it still feels like yesterday, I still cry myself to sleep almost every night not really because I still miss him but because I am alone and lonely without family or friends nobody to share my burden with and bottling it up inside is really weighing me down. 

I was hoping that time will help me heal but the reverse seems to be happening as recently only suicidal thought are all I hear in my head. I tried opening up to the only person I see as a friend even though we are not that close but after that day he has never asked after me or how I'm faring. Maybe I scared him with the suicidal thought or he just doesn't care. Please I need you to help me post my story in the in house news maybe people who understand what I'm going through right now will come to my rescue. All I'm looking for are friends to talk to, people who would not mind calling me once in a while to check up on me so I don't feel like I'm all alone in this world because sometimes I will stay for days without my phone ringing. Thank God for IHN and the drama that comes with it sometimes atleast it makes me feel like I am with people  but still it doesn't take the place of having someone or people to share your life with. 

This is my no 09031538272 for calls and whatsapp from people who will try and be there for me but not people that will judge or ridicule my situation. Thank you Mrs korkus for the help you are rendering to needy people out there through your 'aproko' lol! God will reward you in due season.

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APPRECIATION

Hello stella and every Bv, I want to say a big THANK YOU for the wonderful advices I got as I was the one that sent in one of last weeks chronicles. I realised that there are a lot more reasonable bvs than I thought. But then some people don't know how to give out advices without cussing out, its actually of no use because those that have reasonable advices don't cuss out! Its all good as I REALLY appreciate everyones comment. I didn't regret sending in that chronicle. Thanks! Ese! Dalu! *kisses*

You didnt state which chronicle and you havent replied my mail honey

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PLEA FOR BLENDER

Hello Stella and my fellow Bvs. How una dey? Please, Please and Please, I really need a blender or a food processor to start a small business as I have not been able to secure a job yet.

Please, any help would do. Being idle is making me depressed.

I stay in Lagos and can be reached on 08176446109. Thanks and God bless y'all. *Kisses*

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WHEN LIFE SHOVES YOU AROUND...

Good day stella,  thanks for been an inspiration to me and other young women, I don't know if this falls in ihn, but I don't want to sound ungrateful to GOD.But things have been so rough, few months ago I got a job in a financial institution, after job hunting and walking through the streets of lagos, I couldn't complain..even when I was given an unrealistic target..I still took it, because I was desperate and I needed the money, I have siblings looking up to me..I shed tears, because..if they ask me...who do I ask? ..before my salary comes ..its finished..am on the verge of loosing my job cos of my inability to meet 65% of my target..yesterday my friend asked me out of her house using a bogus ploy..am walking down the road now..looking for customers,  my fone rings..its my sister callin to tell me her fees are due..my throat is closed up and even my eye lashes cant keep the tears back. If God touches you to reach out to me...my email address is lucchic88@Yahoo.com. Please. Post. ..whatever help is accepted. Psychological or what not. Thanks.

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Thank you @shapemi_now for my waist trainer

Hello Stella,  I was one of the winners of the waist trainer giveaway by @shapemi_now on instagram and I received it last. I never would have believed that I am really this curvy, choi...well, hello to my new sexy self all thanks to @shapemi_now, God bless you mami. Please BVs go follow her and buy from her. 

 Attached is a proof that I am now rocking my waist trainer. Thank you.

Enjoy your new sexy self
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HEART FELT GRATITUDE

my heartfelt gratitude goes to rosblis cake and events.i applied for her birthday cake give away and won.i was so happy because this is the first time am applying for a giveaway and i just wanted to try my luck since I already have her on my contact list and my birthday falls in between the date that she gave.fellow bvs especially those living in the east patronise her,she is very good at what she does and her taste is superb.07065023067 here is her contact and she is beautiful!
4019031033037371,2190404587180420,5707031863676245,55393418996408360,8520019250892417,

na wah,e remain small you for include her village address and phone number..lol
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SPARKLINGS BEDDINGS

Hmm bv's,i swear you guys are missing out on the real coco now in port harcourt and lagos. Sparkling Beddings is the new future into supplies of quality bedsheet and duvets to supermarkets,malls and to individuals. Its different from what you have in the market cos it's 3 year guaranteed of no removal of colour, fading of no sort or you get back your money. I can give you references on supermarkets we are currently supplying.

Dearest Bvs,please support me as I've not made much sales this month and my ogas on top are whispering things that might kill me when it's out in the open. From my widows mite, I will do a give away next week when we receive new orders.

Please my contact details are below,

Bb pin -2BB7ABFE

Phone number - 08076311561.

Email - Sparklingbeddings@gmail.com

Thanks.

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FOR SALE

Hello Stella,

I have a hardly used Scanfrost 4 Burner Gas Cooker for sale. 

It is presently sold for N27, 000 (discounted price on Jumia). 

I would like to sell it for N20, 000.

Interested buyers can reach me via this email - cooker4sale@gmail.com

Kind Regards!

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PUPPIES FOR SALE

Hi Stella,

I have these puppies for sale. It's mixed breed. Half Alsatian and half Terrier. They go for #35,000 each. Interested persons should call 08058016362

These puppies are expensive ooooh.

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    FOOTSIE BY MONA

Stella,
Dear BVs, i just launched my line of very durable and affordable footwear (Footsie By Mona).The female slippers go for 2000 naira while the male slippers go for 2500 naira.I stay in Abuja and can be reached on 08141888446.Thank you

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CONCERNING LAILAS BLOG

I saw all the comments cussing her out yesterday and it really pained me, i even had to go to her blog comment section to defend her.She is working and too busy to tend to her blog right now so she employed an editor to do so and he or someone else is guilty of munching the comment of the woman who uses her blood to cook for her hubby..I had to click on link after someone dropped it here almost a 100 times and saw BV's cussing Laila out there.Its not fair cos you people dont know her like i do,If you feel she isnt good or snaky,leave her for me so,i like it.She remains my friend and nothing except God will change that.Please Bv's easy on her.
Lafresh i saw your comment under mine asking me why i would go and comment in Lailas blog,why not?i dont follow the norm and i am not a celeb to hide under anonymous to comment and be afraid that someone will take away my script or ambassadorship or whatever.Laila reads my blog and comments when she can with her name.Its no big deal.Lafresh take time..lol

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ACRES OF LAND FOR SALE

I have acres of land that will be suitable for estates or personal development with water view at the Free Trade Zone, Ibeju lekki for VERY affordable price. Direct link with the Chairman of Lekki Free Trade Zone.

Please contact Feranmi 07032770281 or feranmiakinluyi@yahoo.com.  

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BUYING GOODS ON YOUR BEHALF FROM COTONOU

.Do you want to buy uk used wears in bales but don't know where and how to get it? Kindly contact: Onyeoka Kelvin, The transporter.i will go and buy them for you and deliver the goods right at your door step.You will pay me a token to get this goods for you and you have to pay for delivery charges which varies from location to location considering the distance covered.                     

Male shirts  75k femaleshirts/polo 75k  female gown 85k and other wears too.               
Each bale has over 300 pieces inside it.           

Additionally,You can make more profits repackaging it.Simply open the bale , wash and starch them apply iron and flit some perfume on the wears.You can sell them at the rate of 1k,1200,1500 and 1000naira respectively, instead of the normally 500,600 or 700.     

Onyeoka kelvin                                                         

Anambra state 

(I have taken out the contact info after seeing a comment alleging this person is engaged in defrauding people) 

Simply call me The transporter(Buying goods on your behalf) i will create a watsapp group for sdk bvs to discuss and put you through on where and how to get it from the right source at cheaper price and also,for you to know am not running away with your hard earned money,1or 2 people can volunteer to represent other bvs and we go together and buy it.Stella thanks for this platform

300 PIECES INSIDE ONE BALE?WOW!..Please whoever wants to try this out should carry out their checks on this bv and be sure that he is genuine,he has assured me that he is cos we have been on this for a while arguing and defending himself.
all the best.

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TIPS WITH SCREENSHOTS ON HOW TO READ 200+ COMMENTS AND STILL STAY ON THE MOBILE VERSION

Hello madam stellz;i'm going to be brief on how to go about reading 200+ comments using the mobile version instead of the web version..i have attached screenshots accordingly which you should attach at the various places i would mark out(ie one to seven)... 

 1) visit the required post you want to read its comments and scroll down to "web version" 

(attach screenshot one here) 

 2)when the page opens;scroll down and click on Newer 

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 3)when this page opens,go to your address bar and click on it so as to edit it 

(attach screenshot three here)

 4)now look at that link very well now;you see where you have "html?M=0‎" ; edit the "0" and place "1" there 

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 It would now appear as "html?M=1" 

 5)After that;click on GO/Enter button and watch as it takes you back to your web version but now you are at the 200+ comment this time around‎.. 

(attach screenshot five here) 

 The benefit of using this style is that you can reply any comment here and know who is replying whom;instead of using the web version where comments aren't arranged according to Replies...

 6)remember each page contains 200 comments so if the comments are 600 + or 800+ etc;just go the page link after you must have followed the above five steps  and edit the link..for example:

http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2015/10/in-house-news-friday.html?m=1&commentPage=2 

 (attach screenshot six here)  

 Then change the "commentpage=2" to "commentpage=3" and press the enter/Go button... 

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 Making it appear as 

http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2015/10/in-house-news-friday.html?m=1&commentPage=3 ‎ 

You can continue changing it like that until you get to the end of the comments on each post ie commentpage=4 , commentpage=5 , commentpage=6 etc etc...‎ 

 Furthermore if you are using A PC/LAPTOP and you want to use the mobile version on it so as to enable you reply to A comment or perhaps know who is replying Whom;use this link:

http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/?m=1

 Instead of 

 http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com

 Note:The difference between the mobile version and the web version is M=1 and M=0..... 

 Thanks to BV Nene Tyson for the tip at first....

 Hope this helps?? 

 @MARTINS ABOY

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ANYONE GOT WORK SUITS FOR SALE?

 I would like to know if any BV sells US suits? I would like to patronise the person but I insist that it must be US. I don't want turkey or UK.  

I would also prefer the location to be in phc. I will also consider the price too oo.

 I am a size 8-10. 

Kindly send a mail to kuteviaben@yahoo.com if u do. I will get back to you ASAP. 

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BREAST CANCER

Good day my beloved SDK and  SDKers‎,

I pray this m‎ail meets you well,and please over look my typos as am in tears, my elder was diagnosed of breast some years back,we tried to do the operation when it's having a lump but we could only come up with money for the first chemotherapy and then there was no money left for the operation, my family were not helping matters as they never contributed a dime it was only her husband that helped and Later stop that he can no Longer spend his money on her and even ask her to Leave his house, (Note:we have no parent but a grandma) the cancer has gotten advanced and the pain is out of this world,the only thing that ease the pain is an injection She usually take,she injects herself Like 10 times a day not talking about the night,one of the injection normally was supposed to Last for a full day but her body is already so use to it that it doesn't last up to 30 minutes, at times I wish she's dead so her soul can rest because she has gone through a lot, even money to buy the injection is a problem,not to forget that she also got her self pregnant and she couldn't deliver the baby cos of too much of the injection,the baby was delivered through CS with a big Lump on his head and died 5 minutes after delivery.
  Please my fellow BV help a sister so she can go for the surgery. ‎You can call me on 08069775504 

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DRIVER URGENTLY NEEDED

Hi stella hope you are good?

Please a driver is urgently needed at my place of work.Note he should also be able to drive a light truck which will be an added advantage.

Note pay is very reasonable and there will be increment along the job.

please send mail to oyinkansola@teeladinvestments.com

NOTE: drivers should have a valid driving license.

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MAKE UP ARTIST NEEDED

Hi stella, my friend is in need of a make up artiste for her wedding. She resides in onitsha and can be contacted on 08066048735.

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MEMO.
Yesterday when i said i wouldnt eat any Nigerian persons food again,i guess i was just reacting....

I dont know about anyone else but when i eat,i throw up after a while since Sunday when i read that post.Madam i am not judging you oh but where ever you are,anytime you are about to use that thing again,GOD MUST SEIZE YOUR TWO HANDS AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH TO CONFESS TO YOUR HUBBY.
I cant help thinking that i might know you and might have eaten in your house.Its just a thought that is really really really really irritating my insides.
God please fix it.The only thing i can hold down is Cappucino.


Signing out....Irritatedly!
SDK......wearing the waffy cloak!
blogging from a coffee shop..hehhehehe

lol