Thursday In House News

Cold Thursday,cant see the Sun here.
I LOVE THE WEATHER BEBE!

TARBEAT CREATIVE CONCEPT                                                                                                                                                   

Hi everyone in Port harcourt, you have absolutely nothing to worry about. Tarbeat is here! We deliver the most delicious delicacies ,yummy cakes ,lovely and testy snacks dat leave our customers satisfied, would you prefer in house cooking? Just a word and we will be right outside your door step to prepare  your yummiest meals at the comfort of your home. Do you have a mini event and in need of catering services? Tarbeat caters for such event at affordable prices . "Punctuality is our first name " Our specialties include all kinds of foods, cakes, small chops cocktails and chapman drinks ,chocolate fountain and fruit table arrangement. Tell a neighbor tell a friend , At Tarbeat beautifuls thing don't ask for attention     

Contact us at no 28 obiwali road off Ikwerre road Port harcourt                                           

   Tele 08099872544 or 08036642630                                                                                  
email tarbeatoffiail@gmail.com

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IN DIRE NEED OF A HOUSE

plz my friend is in dire need of accommodation and would

love to get a 2 bedroom flat around lekki/ ajah axis with a budget of

250-300k. plx stella, help me post dis...its so urgent. He can be

contacted with 07038185725. 

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INTRODUCING JOANS KITCHEN

Introducing Joan's Kitchen, our services are completely tailor made. We work directly with each client to create menus to suit their individual needs.

We can make the following with your choice of meat and fish.

*Seafood Okro *Efo riro *Oha soup *Banga Soup *Afang Soup

*Egusi Soup *Ogbono soup

*Ofada sauce *Fresh Tomato stew *Obe Alata

Also: Jollof rice, Joan’s kitcken special rice, Regular fried rice, 

Kidney sauce, Pork sauce, Shredded beef sauce, moi-moi, Peppered snails, Peppered goat meat. Peppered crabs.

Call us now and place your order on 08024218554,08022225198, Whatsapp:08024218554, BBpin: 2B005BB8, instagram#joanskitchen11,www.facebook.com/joanskitchen11. Email us joan11kitchen@gmail.com

WOOOOOOOOW

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FURNITURE MAKER

My name is Tinuke and I make furniture of any kinds like wardrobes, beds,  set of drawers,  kitchen cabinets,  baby cribs, etc

I can be reached on 08025312950 or mailed on tinukejohnson@yahoo.com
Thank you and best regards.

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CATERER AT YOUR SERVICE

I am into catering business. Indoor/outdoor catering services please do order for  cakes,snacks and tasty  meals for your occasion we are affordable and reliable a trial will convince you. We are  on promo the first 20 people to order for cakes from Oct 1st to Oct 20th will get discount of 10% so hurry call us on 08038420640 email ocheinkechi@yahoo.com

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HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE INSIDE DANFO YESTERDAY

Hello  Stellz !

I had the most horrible experience of my life yesterday. I was going back home from school today. I took the campus shuttle, I sat at the last row of the bus in between one guy and another man. I was the last person to get in the bus. So as I sat, the man smiled and was like "sorry dear". I smiled back and told him thanks. As we proceeded on the journey, this man kept trying to make me talk but I wasn't interested. 

He'd casually talk about something, look in my direction and expect me to comment but I'll only smile. That's how this man started calling on his phone o, with his left hand and I was seated to his left. He kept brushing against my breasts with his arm but I didn't take it seriously, because he's quite huge and you know how tight danfos usually are.

 He raised his hand like 6 times(all those times he kept brushing/resting his hand on my breasts) till he finally spoke with one person. I sha said lemme give him the benefit of doubt. Then we were now in that crazy Yaba hold-up, then he opened his wallet and started counting money while rubbing my breasts with his arm. I just went numb inside. I was angry but couldn't react. Then he stopped. He opened the wallet again and started recounting the money again, mind you it was #20, #100 denominations he was counting . He kept rubbing and pressing my breasts with his arm. 

I was crying inside me and the bus was not even moving. Then he now opened the wallet again and started bringing out all the cards in it and looking at them. The time the rubbing got worse, I wanted to get down from the bus but I was frozen inside. I was confused and couldn't think of what to do. Suddenly the guy that sat at my left just said "are you sure you're comfortable where you are ?" I think I screamed NO.

Then the guy and I swapped seats and he was saying loudly that next time I find myself in that situation, I should slap the person or call for attention. And he started saying some people are just old and dumb and senseless. He wa as saying that to shame the stupid man. 

The least age this man can ever be is 45. I sha got down in the holdup and started trekking, then I  started crying. When I entered the next bus and was still thinking of what happened. This sick man entered the same bus with me again. This time he sat at my back, then pulled my braids and said sorry like he did mistakenly and smiled. I just eyed him and then he got down from the bus. I guess he wanted me to notice that he had been following me.

I dunno why I'm sharing this but I just feel horrible about it and I've been crying and thinking since. Why didn't I just tell him to stop?

YOU SHOULD HAVE LANDED HIM A HOT SLAP ON THE SPOT!!!..you allowed yourself to be abused in broad day light and you couldnt defend yourself?WTF!!

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KEMI KITCHEN CATERING SERVICES.

Kemi kitchen is a catering outlet based in Lagos. We bake and deliver all kinds of foods, snacks, shawarma and sandwich,  indoor and outdoor catering for your occasion at affordable prices.

Email: kemikitchen@gmail.com

Phone number:07052672186

I will love my fellow blog visitors to patronize me.

Discount for all SDK family.

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POSTER ONE FROM YESTERRDAYS CHRONICLE WRITES IN

Hello Stella

First let me state here that my chronicle is real and i have never sent it anywhere else before and this is the first time i will post anything online,so those of you saying you have read this somewhere else,i have not posted anywhere else and i dont know what you are talking about

Thank you Stella for taking out time from your busy schedule to get across to me and for you words of encouragement and to the sdk family members who took time to give advices and comment, i appreciate the effort.

Now to clarify some details that were asked about the story i sent in yesterday.

From my story yesterday i said that i was being blackmailed by a girl friend i had unscrupulous affair with 8 years ago. I was young and stupid at that time but its not an nollywood fiction of some sort. 

The options giving to me are unimaginable in my present state because if i decide to have s3x with her it would mean that i would be going back on my promise to God not to live such a reckless life again.

Also she's asking for 5million naira to destroy a video she has of me and yes i have seen the video. Its horrible and would ruin my life and that of my family if it ever got out. Some of you people asked how someone with 5million would be searching for a job,  well i never said i was jobless i have a good job presently and was just looking to change jobs for something with better pay, so i don't really care about the job, its not the issue right now. 

So i have read through everyones comment and most people said i should tell my parents, her parents and my fiancee, church committee or report her to the police . The church committee is not an option because the issue would become a tabloid gossip.my parents dont deserve such, although if they weren't so super protective and saintly while i was growing up i wouldn't have gotten myself into such a mess in the first place, still i accept its all my fault. 

Also taking the issue to the police scares me, because how am I sure that they will treat this issue with close confidentiality so that my family name isnt smeared all over the news.

So i have decided to go home this weekend and tell my parents so we could call her and her parents over on this issue and settle it once and for all. I would rather loose my family's respect than break my convenant with God and mess up.

Hopefully i would still have a family after i tell them, infact my father is likely to disown me and my mother her world would be crushed with this issue. As for le boo, after this weekend i would know what to say to him, hopefully he will man up and be by my side at the end of this mess.i cant afford to lose him, because wedding invitations are out already, what will i tell people.

 I just hope i dont die of high blood pressure before this weekend comes, because i cant eat, sleep or concentrate on anything. 

Stella thank you for your listening hears, you words have given me strength to do what needs to be done. I just hope i survive this weekend. Thank you all.

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MEMO TO FEMALE BVS

Hi Stella; I don't know where this will fit but just want to send this in ! 

Ladies never let go of this great gift God has given us ... Our intuition!

    So I met this man sometimes mid last year, he was introduced to me by an old friend . This old friend has always asked me out but for reasons best known to me , I just didn't give in . He got married towards ending last year . Anyways that's not why I am here...this friend he introduced to me has been on my case since we were introduced to each other.. Even before he met me in person ..I just chose not to give in,not like he acts suspicious or so but my mind was not just in sync with the whole thing! I always knew this one is not for me..My colleague even met him one time in the cause of our outing .. She just said babes...you ain't dating this one...let him go! I just told her I am not holding him oh as I have enough on my plate. 

Fast forward to today, I kept changing dp ...in my mind, I was like let me use this guy as my dp even though he isn't on my BBM but my friend that introduced us is ! Next thing I saw was my phone ringing .Note: I cut communication with my friend since he got married mainly cos he was on my case for a long time and I didn't give in . 

So I got this call and we exchanged pleasantries. .. He said why do you have my friend on your dp .. Today is not his birthday ...Me: I am just looking for someone's attention on my contact .. He said have you guys met? Me: yes ... Are you guys going out? Me: No . He now said if we ain't going out ...why use him as dp ( he has soft spot for me...it has always been that way) told him I just felt like ... He now said I keep saying I can't date a married man ...what am I doing with his friend . .In my mind..which friend? He also said he has a kid...that he got married before him. ..In my mind I was like there is a reason why I have always had something against his proposal... Not like I thought he was married but something was amiss. .. 

 I just quietly ended our call . Infact th guy is still chatting me now promising heaven and earth..men and their dubious way.. Lol ...

deleting him as soon as I am done sending this mail! 

Ladies always listen to your intuition! Always!

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SALES AND GIVEAWAY

 I have these beautiful shoes from Atmosphere I am selling at almost a give-away price going by the exchange rate. They are barely 3months directly from  Primark in the UK and are in very very good condition. I bought them when I was going to serve and thought the roads were good enough to put on heels. Lol . Please call me for these shoes. Size 8 and 9 (39 &40 ).

My number is 08075467342 and I'm currently in Lekki, lagos. See pics attached. They will be going for 3k each plus a give away which is the beautiful animal skin size 40 (10)given freely to the buyer.

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CHEALSEA THEME BIRTHDAY CAKE NEEDED

Hi Stella...please I want a Chelsea football club theme birthday cake to be delivered 1st thing in the morning on Wednesday the 21st October  to ikorodu Lagos or an agreed place in Lagos. I know cyham cakes, habis cake( sorry if I spelt your names wrongly) are popular BVs but don't know if they live in Lagos.Any good baker( abeg I no wan see Enugu rangers theme cake in place of Chelsea o)who can make a very good cake should please contact me on zainymo@yahoo.com with pics of previous work and prices.God bless us 

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Special thanks to BV DEBBIE FROM THELMA EMENUWE!!!

Sterrakork ala carte!!,i specially greet you and thank you for

allowing God use your blog as a platform to reach out to people....My

appreciation goes to Bv DEBBIE for the cash gift she sent my way,I am

so happy and full of joy!,words alone cannot express how i feel...to

BV DEBBIE,may God continually butter your bread,sugar your tea and

enlarge your coast,i am most grateful ma.

Thanks and God bless you all..

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FLAT NEEDED

I need a two bedroom flat around eliowahi, farm road, rumunduru,

shandees and its enviros, where there is water, light and no too much

people in the compound. I have about 200.000 to 250.000 and i dont

have agent's fee pls. Please if you known such call me on 08117210139.

Thank you.

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HIGH QUALITY MAKEUP FROM STAY AT HOME MUM

 I've been a Stay at Home for two years now and I recently started a home-based business to get some income. I sell HIGH quality cosmetics. I have the following in stock:

-Age-fighting skin care set

-Perfect lipsticks in the following colours- pink, red, plum and tangerines

-Concealers

-Foundation primers

-Liquid foundation

-Powder foundation

-Mineral translucent powder

-Makeup finishing spray

-Longlasting male and female perfumes/fragance

-Eye liners

-Superb mascara

-and more

The first five BVs with orders of $40 and above will receive special gifts!

This offer is for BVs in the United States. I can ship to any part of the country. Please contact me for details through What's App: 651-410-6289

Thanks for the platform, Stella!

BV Precious

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SHAPEMINOW GIVE AWAY AND PROMO( Solely to Stella's BVs.)

Today we are giving out 4 Waist Trainers: 2 Latex Waist Trainer and 2 Kim Waist Training corset on the picture attached to the  1st, 12th, 20th and 31st  BVs that follow our page and like our photos on Instagram @shapemi_now.

Please when you follow and like our photo, comment on the photo indicating that you are from Stella's blog so we can list you.

The sizes for give away are shown below:

1) Kim Waist Training corset - Medium  & Xlarge

2) Latex Waist Trainer with Zipper - Medium

3) Latex Waist Trainer with 3 rolls of hooks - Xsmall

Please note that those outside Port Harcourt will bear the delivery cost or ask any of their friends or relatives to pickup the product for them.

when you receive the item, we will appreciate you come back to Stella's blog and comment to show that you actually  received the product.

To the rest BVs who have always wanted a waist trainer and have not had enough cash to make a purchase, we did not leave you out. Most of our products as we speak are already on-sale on our website (www.shapeminow.com)  with up to 40% discount , but here thing; we will be offering you additional 5% discount  on all listed products even those already on-sale. This is two combo !!! Use coupon code SDKBVsless5 on  checkout page to receive instant reduction on cart value, valid till 31 October, 2015.

Contacts:

   08147818188

  services@shapeminow.com

Visit: www.shapeminow.com

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PLEASE PRAY FOR MY DARLING BV NEW WIFE.

Hello Stella,

Hope you are ok? Busy lady. How on earth do you manage to read all the emails you get? Sometimes I get overwhelmed at work. Wonder how you do it.

I attached a scan for you. Little champ already learned thumb sucking lol.

Pregnancy hormones gist

I was at work 2 days ago and this happened:

Colleague: Why do you look so tired and grumpy? 

Me: I have a human being growing and bullying me from inside! 

Colleague: Ok I'll make you smile *shows me a video of his very cute kid*

Me: Awww!!! *smiles* *laughs* *bursts into tears* 

I cried so much,the poor guy ran away. LOL

Thanks for always reading my emails. Typing this from the hospital. I'm 13weeks now with a fibroid of 8cm. It hurts so bad. Something they call red degeneration (confused face). I hope you remember me when you pray.

Love you and God bless.

New wife :) 

You will be fine darling,just do what needs to be done or as advised by your Doc.

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HILUX NEEDED

I need five (5) Hilux, between 2007/2008 model.

Specifications: fuel or diesel but more of fuel, fresh body  that is in must be padded and be between the range of N1.3M to N1.5 million naira, the ones they've not sprayed and it MUST be black handle not a stainless one. ‎Please help us! Call for more information : 080323308088

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FLAT NEEDED IN ASABA

I am in search of a 3bedroom flat in Asaba urgently.  My price range

is 250-300k, the area should be safe and have accessible road. I can

be reached on 08029304045

Thank you very much

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TOHTOH TIGHTENER NEEDED URGENTLY

Good day Stella

   Please I want a very good vagina tightener.Yes i am married and yes I know that some BVs will say all manner of rubbish, but I wear the shoe and I know where it pinches me.any seller of good vagina tightener or someone that has used a good one before should pls comment with the name, description of how it works, the price and how I can get it in Lagos.

Please I don't want the type you have to use for a long period before you notice any change.I want the instant virgin type.I need to blow his mind so that he will leave Lagos girls alone and concentrate on moi.BB pin 56977F46.

LMAO...wetin slack am like this?All the best sha!..my own still tight,,hehehehehhe..like a 'veshin'

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THANK YOU MADAM WASHZONE

My name is Adesuwa, please help me thank the wash zone, you need to see how nice she was to me when I got to her office and the brand new block heel shoe she gave me, she even waited for me till 7pm because of lagos traffic. Please Bvs in lagos let take our clothes for washing nd ironing to the wash zone at University of Lagos,faculty of Education beside olaiya restaurant.you can also call her on 09090654785 for pick up.please let's support our own as she is just starting.

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CAKE NEEDED FOR BIRTHDAY

Stella kork de Kork, I dey hail o, Today is my birthday!!!! It's not been rosy but I'm happy I'm alive. Please I want to Celebrate with Kids in my Church on Sunday and I need anyone that can help me bake a nice affordable cake, because my budget is small. I never cut cake before for my life o, so I will be glad to do so before I cut my wedding cake. I stay in Owerri. Please send a mail to Odumq@yahoo.com or call 08129098316. Thanks and much love.

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SHOP VENDOR NEEDED

Please if you are an agent and can help me get a good shop within  festac/ajao/ikeja please call me on 07035253937.

thanks‎.

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IN HOUSE MEMO.

Job post is coming before the weekend runs out so that all of you sening me job posts and thinking i dont want to help will stop feeling bad.The problem is if i post for one person,i get bombarded by thousands and i dont want it as an every day thing.In house new has no format of how it should be but then i

dont want to post such inside here.#thatsit.

Meanwhile no one has sent me Friday recipe oh,una don tire?I would have gone to google bt i prefer food made by Bv's,so if anyone has,please send,if not then not!

Shout out to everyone...

BlogLord,do the needful abeg.

WIDEEYED My friend of life,I see you are commenting again,Bitch I miss you,been calling you but i guess the work takes all your time.please call me back if you see this and have time,we have to gist meeeeen!LOL

To all JEALOUSERS,please dont be oh,wideeyed is my friend from way back..lol

Cake bakers i hope say una dey ready for the competition?

What else?

God please let Le Boo scale thru....*side eyes*

Signing out like i aint got no more ass from sitting down

SDK TOH BAD

SDK TOH BURRIFU

 SDK TORRRRR WORLD CIRIZEN

*SIDE 'hi's*