During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed 6 in primary school "brother let us count how much we have got"
The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count.Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"
This is called "Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank"
This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."
This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.
The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers.
It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"
The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.
This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!
So who are the real robbers here?
I know the answer,do you?
My God!
ReplyDeleteThe Ogas at the top are the real robbers.
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@emjay,ur God is the robber?
DeleteEm jay oginikwanu?
DeleteWetin my GOD do you?
Nawa oooh
DeleteLmao, em jay your God keh, this girl won't kill someone in this blog. Hahahahaha!
DeleteLmaooo. Emjay clearly only reacted to the headline cos she didn't read the contents. Look at the time the post came in and look at when she post the comments. Lol. Hence her exclamation. If only she knew it wasn't an actual robbery but a brain teaser. Ahahah ndo o Emjay!!
DeleteSisi Eko ur head dey head,na only u fit decode,chaiiiii I haff luv u ohhh.
DeleteDefinitely...
ReplyDeleteI do too...it pays to be educated
ReplyDelete*Yawns*..boring!!!!
ReplyDeleteNot boring rather interesting! Well that's ur opinion kapish!
DeleteBank Manager
ReplyDelete*Larry was here*
Bank managers are the real thieves
ReplyDeleteThat wasnt d question
DeleteAnonymous. Then what is the question. Better stay on ur own lane.. Mtchewww
DeleteOde go back nd read again mugu
DeleteUna nor go kill me, make I waka pass
Deletehmmmmm
ReplyDelete#GODWIN™
Bank managers! That's why dey are d first to be arrested after any Bank robbery for investigation.
ReplyDeleteThe bank manager.
ReplyDeleteThe PEN!
ReplyDeleteMehn ! Name the bankers o. They stole and heaped it on the thieves.Lol.plenty points to note.
ReplyDeleteYes o. The robber is armed
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ReplyDeleteBe consistent
DeleteYes it'd help. U can eat proper meals but in small portions, also cut down on carbs.
DeleteStop being FAT and lazy.
DeleteStart jogging everyday for at least 30 mins preferably early in the morning.
Walking is pure laziness.
If cause its it will dear
DeleteDo it for two weeks and you will see the difference
Please is there anyway you can give me the fat am so slim and looking smallish am 30 but I look like a girl in secondary school I need fat, have tried everything I can lay my hands on yet nothing
Delete@Anon 15:39. I was once like u. Try drinking a bottle of cold malt and a can of peak milk every nite before u sleep. It'll help u add weight. Once u add, stop. Me sef tried everything before I stumbled on ds.
DeleteDo not skip breakfast, you are killing your immune system with this stereotype living. This first week, you will see a drastic weightloss but it's "water weight"...easy to gain back.
DeleteI have lost 26kg out of the 34kg I am supposed to lose for my ideal BMI and i eat breakfast and lunch, with fruits for dinner.
Eat potato, semi-ripe banana, wheat bread, beans, moimoi(prepared with little or no oil). Eat lots of vegetables too. Use olive oil or canola oil for your cooking and still in small bits.
Ration your food too, even the healthy food should be rationed too. I do not know how fat you are, but instead of just plain walking, jog a little, then walk, jog a little, then walk. With time, your stamina will increase. I started that way too, walked a little, then jogged a little, increasing my pace as the weeks rolled by, now, i have to caution myself to walk a little while doing my jogging.
Finally, patience is key, I started in May, I did not start getting encouraging remarks till September even though the weight was dropping each month. So be patient and focused. You can do it dear.
Please I have lost remarkable weight but my arms and stomach seem not to be going down well.
DeleteSomebody help me with suggestions.
Thanks y'all for d encouragements. @moneymaker,na u sabi
DeleteMy dear it wasn't easy I started mine last year August but believe me before November if u see me,in fact you will think i am sick.I used to be a size 18 but after my exercise and dieting I am now a size 12.and I still want to be 10 but I will pause now cos am looking like omo sexy.keep trying don't eat after 6pm eat fruit instead good luck.
DeleteYou, bank manager.
ReplyDeleteVery entertaining and interesting.Even the bank manager and supervisor are thieves.
ReplyDeleteThe bank manager nah huh!
ReplyDeleteLmaooooooo. The manager of coz
ReplyDeleteSorry to digress but I'm watching the ministerial screening for the first time and this Saraki man speaks very good English,I always tot he will speak like an "aboki" and he's so handsome...aaawsssh!!!
ReplyDeleteYou are a compound fool.
DeleteThe fact that he is from the north doesn't make him an aboki. He is a well educated yoruba man.
And who told you well educated 'abokis' don't speak good English? Have you heard the likes of Sanusi Lamido Sanusi speak?
Fool! You disgust me.
He's a Yoruba man
DeleteHehehehe na all of them na but who's smart of cos knowledge is power.
ReplyDeleteLol. Bank manager
ReplyDeletelol.
ReplyDeleteThe bank manager and his team lol
ReplyDeleteStale!
ReplyDeleteStale just like your something
DeleteHaaaa, sweeter than honey. This post always make me to smile whenever I come across it. The bank manager and the staff are corporate armed robbers. But experience and professionalism can never be over emphasized. Kudos Mrs Kurkos.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmm
ReplyDeleteThey are both thieves...but the arm robbers gave ways for the manager to come in.
ReplyDeleteSee: You may not be successful if you do any of these things on life
Kweshiun
ReplyDeleteMy Only Stella. Na only be get you. Cant stop laughing abeg
ReplyDeleteVery Interesting!
ReplyDeleteStella I hope your not indirectly telling us this is related to the robbery that happened at Festac....let us know if the bank managers are behind it....hehehehe
ReplyDeleteThe real robbers are the bankers.lol
ReplyDeleteLolz.
ReplyDeleteAll na thief
Hahahaaaaha!
ReplyDeleteAll of dem na thieves
Bunch of lazy ass.
Brain!
ReplyDeleteOga at the top. Bank managers are thieves. Then Police come scatter the ground finish
ReplyDeleteHehehehhe
ReplyDeleteI thoroughly enjoyed d story.
Is good to be wise and educated. Bank manager is a real thieves cos of her level of education
ReplyDeleteOluwaseun Ogedengbe your grammar is the real thief. Kilode?
DeleteAnd you always comment that you're looking for a job??? Buy brighter grammar
DeleteEasy they shoot that gun,i no wear bullet proof abeg,grammer no be by force.
Deleteu want to get fat. BUY MALT AND MILK DRINK every day for 2 weeks and you will see the result. Anon 15:39
ReplyDeleteEmjay, your God or you just saw something that happened and shouted my God. take your time. this your first to comment is making you foolish
ReplyDeleteThe bank manager are cooperate theives
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