Sunday In House Gist.

Saturday in house gists yesterday had just two gists and today has.....

Anyways the funniest gist from yesterday was sent in by a BV who mailed me back to say it wasnt her original gist but she had thought it was a nice one for you all to read.

Its okay to send gists from somewhere else which you feel is really really funny or really really teaching something but please link/source must be included.

GIST THREE

SLEEPY HEAD

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This gist is something that happened many years ago in a boys'  boarding school.

There's this guy called Joe, Joe was a deep sleeper. Once he falls asleep, there's hardly anything that can wake him up. 

During that time Joe slept on the up  bunk and he tosses very well in his sleep. There was a day he fell off the bunk while sleeping, from the up bunk o, he continued sleeping on the floor. He didn't even know when his roommates carried him back on the bunk. He woke up in the morning complaining of headache and body pain, his roommates couldn't stop laughing. That's to tell u how deep Joe could sleep.

So one day, some of his classmates and roommates planned him.

 While he was sleeping in the night, they carried him with his mattress to  the field. Joe still did not wake up.  About six of them used their white bedsheets to cover themselves and positioned themselves round him while the others stood somewhere and watched. Then one of them brought out his belt and flogged Joe really hard. 

 He jumped from his sleep and saw white images surrounding him. Immediately,  he started running, he didn't even know where he was running to, he just kept running. All the boys started laughing, even the ones covered in bedsheets. They started calling Joe to come back, for where? He kept running.

By the time  he became aware of what was happening and came back, the story wasn't funny for all of them.