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Saturday, October 31, 2015

Saturday Laughs.















SOME PEOPLE BE SLAPPING THE EX OF THEIR EX IF THAT WILL QUICKEN IT...










































JOKES
A group of Nigerian husbands gathered at a conference on "How to live in a loving relationship with their wife". 
The men were asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" 
All the men raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your wife you loved her ?" Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember. 
The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wife: I love you, sweetheart.
Then the men were asked to exchange phones so one can read the other wife's response to the love message.. here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone again.
2. That was then, not now.
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again. I won’t forgive you this time! 
5. Meaning?
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming! 
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today!
9. You this man! I asked you to stop drinking!

10. Abeg na who be this?


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A friend asked me to wait for him at a restaurant. So I ordered for something worth N800 (something a lady like me can afford). 
While eating... I noticed a rich man seated at a corner.
About 50secs later, a man went up to this rich man and told him he'd lost his wife and needed money.
Immediately...the rich man gave him N50000 cheque out of pity.(wow! I was shocked).
Another man came in crying that he'd lost his father and needed money for the burial...this good rich man gave him N50000 cheque too (In shock I say to myself, ...I CANT BE LEFT OUT).
I was cooking up lies in my mind, the type of pitiful lie I will also tell to receive my own N50000 if not double... I summoned up courage and went to the rich man... I told him I'd lost both my father and mother and I needed money (I was crying... shedding crocodile tears...).
while I was expecting this man to open his briefcase and give me a cheque too, suddenly I heard a noise "CUT!!! CUT!!! CUT!!! MADAM.... YOU CAN'T INTERRUPT OUR FILM JUST LIKE THAT



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76 comments:

  1. Habis Cakes Abuja31 October 2015 at 15:36

    I been wan ask of laughs. Welcome!

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    1. Anonymous31 October 2015 at 16:26

      Yep, I had that when I insisted on parlour wedding. When. I threatened to elope, they concurred. Happened to a fried also, but them family be gangster, they eagerly let her know the wedding can happen in her absence.

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    2. RICHBEE31 October 2015 at 16:33

      Hahahahah@if you don't tell me who this massage is actually for ,you will die today

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    3. Unknown31 October 2015 at 16:52

      Can't stop laughing made my year!!!

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    4. yourstrulyblogposts.blogspot.com31 October 2015 at 19:13

      Hahahahahahaahahha He's frying plantain

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    5. Ese kenora 1 November 2015 at 18:09

      Hahahhahah

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  2. Emjay31 October 2015 at 15:36

    Hahhahhaahaahahah.

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    1. BluntIjebuChic'*GiFTED'*31 October 2015 at 16:30

      Lmao..funny

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    2. BluntIjebuChic'*GiFTED'*31 October 2015 at 16:31

      Lmao..funny

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    3. BluntIjebuChic'*GiFTED'*31 October 2015 at 16:31

      Lmao..funny

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    4. crazyHORNYwife31 October 2015 at 17:21

      The last 2 jokes r too hilarious!!! Say whattttttt?
      @500 naira note kikikikikikikikikiki
      @when ur gf just shave and wants u to notice her! *i don faint*

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    5. Unknown31 October 2015 at 18:09

      Lmao. If that was true then the lady will be so embarrassed. But na joke. If it was a movie she would have known joor. All those cameras plus PAs. Funny repeated jokes

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  3. Habis Cakes Abuja31 October 2015 at 15:40

    Ooooooh! Amala first bank marina! The truth. With assorted, ponmo, abula of life. Gone are those days mehn.

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    1. bitchplis (BentOuttaShape)31 October 2015 at 18:20

      Iya eba...d person dat did jazz for dat woman na correct.u'l see rich men carrying plates,lining up n rushing her.she'l collect dia plates,fling it..dem no go vex o,dem go rush go carry am n continue to hussle for d food

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    2. Pipi Lee31 October 2015 at 20:51

      Are you serious???? Hahahahahaha

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    3. Anonymous31 October 2015 at 22:34

      That's a lie. Iya eba does not flung plates. Have known her for about 18yrs. We use to be neighbours back then on Simpson street and shop was formerly at araromi before she moved to mercaty. Iya eba no dey fling plates. She has noto even bein selling for years now she only supervises

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    4. Anonymous1 November 2015 at 23:49

      Amala sonola...all d ogba people n environs know this truth!

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    5. Iya Rashida2 November 2015 at 08:53

      Amala Yakoyo repping for Ilupeju n environs! D adura of awon C&S dey gba on top her head!

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  4. Pipi Lee31 October 2015 at 15:43

    120°...hahahahaha...
    I'm now a camp, thanks you God...lmao

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    1. AQO1 November 2015 at 11:28

      So amala yahoo Ojota made it here? Nna, that amala ne me m strong tin eziokwu! The ogufe lasan na die. Choi!
      Funny laughs...






      Jesus is Lord.

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  5. Ice Queen31 October 2015 at 15:43

    Ahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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  6. Sarah de DIEU.31 October 2015 at 15:44

    Slap ex. indeed.

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  7. Unknown31 October 2015 at 15:44

    I had a good laugh ..

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  8. Anonymous31 October 2015 at 15:45

    Lol! D part dat wen ur GF shaved nd needs ur attetion got me! LMAO!

    AKA sumborri

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  9. hauteberry31 October 2015 at 15:45

    Hahahahahahahahaha.......the film joke got me

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  10. Pipi Lee31 October 2015 at 15:47

    Lol @ interrupting film...hahahah

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  11. Sarah de DIEU.31 October 2015 at 15:49

    People are seriously busy on S&M. God bless you all o.

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  12. Unknown31 October 2015 at 15:50

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Asin nobi small plantain i dey fry.....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  13. Tetrina31 October 2015 at 16:00

    The last joke got me lmao...

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  14. SMURF31 October 2015 at 16:00

    Nollywood movies ehn, the way they dash out money with cheques

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  15. Love EATING pussy31 October 2015 at 16:18

    Olaiya amala in surulere is d truth

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    1. Anonymous31 October 2015 at 17:10

      You Will soon eat period

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    2. Anu Funke31 October 2015 at 18:17

      Gbabeski

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    3. bitchplis (BentOuttaShape)31 October 2015 at 18:25

      Try laskabo @ mokola ibadan,dos ones no sabi calculate money,dem go give u excess change sha ni.. n dia was a place @ bode,after molete on d road to oja oba..dey don demolish d place durin road construction.. one dey bodija ojurin

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    4. Anonymous1 November 2015 at 10:54

      Ose olohun 4 bodija too make sense.

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  16. Unknown31 October 2015 at 16:36

    lol@ last joke
    **vianson**

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  17. Miss Ess31 October 2015 at 16:36

    Hahahahahahahahahaha

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  18. Unknown31 October 2015 at 16:43

    Hahahahahahahahaahahahah

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  19. Unknown31 October 2015 at 16:44

    Olaiya amala makes me drive from Gbagada to surulere... That's the truth jare

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  20. Scorpion31 October 2015 at 16:46

    The last two jokes were hilarious.

    The student getting beaten not so, it's child abuse. Memories of how I was flogged by teachers makes me cringe. God bless the teacher that would beat any of my kids. You would sleep in jail that day.

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  21. Anonymous31 October 2015 at 16:48

    Amala white house is the life mehn

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    1. Anonymous1 November 2015 at 23:51

      na lie jor..white house amala no tough reach olaiya. Omo! dt yakoyo at ilupeju is another bad one. U wnt know shit like dt is going down there...

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  22. Uriel (Freshdew)31 October 2015 at 16:51

    Oh oh oh haha ha, dat was how hard I laughed.....

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  23. lami31 October 2015 at 16:55

    The last joke is the most funny one for today.

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  24. A GIRL HAS NO NAME31 October 2015 at 17:08

    OMG, OMG..
    I'm in stitches.. Today's laugh is the bomb..
    The Nigerian husbands meeting;bwuhahahahahahaha. The wives response were epic..
    The last one ;kikikikikikikikik..
    Thanks Mrs kork..

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  25. Unknown31 October 2015 at 17:11

    I'll slap that ex hover and hover and hover again

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  26. Esther Okoro31 October 2015 at 17:14

    hahahaha...

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  27. Etsako Pearl31 October 2015 at 17:17

    Lol......That Amala n gbegiri wit ewedu is d truth.

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  28. Anonymous31 October 2015 at 17:18

    Wow I enjoy every bit of it

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  29. Cynthia Iyede31 October 2015 at 17:19

    Amala Yahoo - Ogudu, Ojota is the koko. That place hennn!
    Lol @ make me a widow. Quickie you're just funny in ur own way.

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  30. Anonymous31 October 2015 at 17:27

    White house yaba,amala rocks

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  31. FRUITHFUL31 October 2015 at 17:30

    Hahahaha... I am having a good laugh!

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  32. Jael 31 October 2015 at 17:32

    The film joke lol!

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  33. SWEET BERRY31 October 2015 at 17:54

    Lmao

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  34. crouchingTigress31 October 2015 at 17:59

    Lmao

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  35. Angela Judy31 October 2015 at 17:59

    Lolss hilarious. Tnx sdk

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  36. ****Bbjac****31 October 2015 at 18:12

    The last joke and side chick pix lol.....

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  37. Unknown31 October 2015 at 18:28

    So funny, can't laugh enough

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  38. Unknown31 October 2015 at 18:45

    Lol @ guys looking out for ur main chick.

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  39. SEXY MOTHER Is here....31 October 2015 at 19:05

    Hahaha the last laugh tho..,lol

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  40. reemah31 October 2015 at 19:21

    Loooooool. The last joke. Hahahahahahahaha. By the way, Yakoyo is bae.

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  41. Zino V. A.31 October 2015 at 19:43

    Hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha

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  42. Unknown31 October 2015 at 19:48

    D conference joke has pulled me off balance. I just dey laff lyk mumu.

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  43. Unknown31 October 2015 at 19:49

    D conference joke has pulled me off balance. I just dey laff lyk mumu.

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  44. Sweetdee31 October 2015 at 20:04

    The last joke mehn

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  45. ziwcake(lagos)31 October 2015 at 20:14

    Hahahahhahaha rolling on the floor

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  46. spice31 October 2015 at 20:24

    Been waiting all day for Saturday laughs..nice collection

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  47. Jennah31 October 2015 at 20:24

    I don't really enjoy white house amala jare but Ghana high is a bomb

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    1. Anonymous1 November 2015 at 10:56

      I don't dig white house too.

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  48. Anonymous31 October 2015 at 20:43

    Lol @ "cut cut cut"

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  49. Mathew Erons31 October 2015 at 20:49

    Lol @ frying plantain

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  50. Temidear1 November 2015 at 01:24

    Lwkmd

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  51. Temidear1 November 2015 at 01:24

    Lwkmd

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  52. Olaide Davies.1 November 2015 at 01:34

    I can't believe I'm seeing sonola amala ogba on the list. Their food make sense sha .

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  53. Rukayat3 November 2015 at 10:09

    D way pple argue abt the best amala joint ehn! thnks 4 d laffs .....

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