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Saturday, October 10, 2015

Saturday Laughs...



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LMAOOOOOO
A girl started noticing a guy who
stands in front of her home everyday
in the evening.
She noticed the guy always comes
mostly in the evenings and
weekends.
The guy never tried to talk to her nor
showed any gesture, he just
moves here and there by looking into
his mobile phone and
occasionally stealing a stare at her.
It went on like that for a year and the
girl understood the guy was in love
with her but was too shy to express
his feelings.
So, she told her parents. They too
saw him and liked him. They
discussed with her grandparents
about a likely marriage. But wanted
her to make the first move.
The next day, she went to him and
said, Hi. I'm Jada.
He said, Hi. I'm Smith.
Hearing this, the girl was very happy
as the names were matching like Will
Smith and Jada Pinkett.
The girl went on and said, I really
appreciate your patience and
decency.
You have been standing in front of my
home everyday for about a year now.
So, I understand that you are in love
with me but too shy to say it.
I think i really like you too and would
love it if we get married.
The guy smiled and said, Forgive me
sister!
Actually your home's WI-FI doesn't
have a password.
So, i come here every evening after

work to use free wi-fi to chat with my fiancee.

culled from facebook



60 comments:

  1. Saturday laffs hv arrived! Kikikikikikiki


    Krix via iPhone 6 gold

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  2. Lmao,, very funny. I sometimes skip Saturday and Sunday laugh. But today own is d baddest.

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  3. kai.... I almost liked it forgetting it was a picture.... Biko tell them!


    princess4ng

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  4. Diezani is in for it LMAO at if Diezani justice in the world, oh my goodness.
    That last one hmmmm free WIFI right and who in their right senses would plan a wedding like that *rolls eyes

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  5. LMAO the one that got me was "dear teacher" I really wish i saw this b4 wud ve been happy cos multiplication table gave me tough time those days oh esp 7,9,&12...

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  6. LMFAO.
    The number 17pishure gat me laffing hard,so tey pple tink say i don kolo for danfo.Lol

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  7. Buahahahaha
    D free wifi joke at d end of d laffs is absolutely hilarious. Also d using 100persons to do rituals can't give u 13billion pounds
    Diezani I hail oh.

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  8. The last story tho. Shame on who is messing with my name. Envy! Lee boo is still the rocket!.

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  9. Diezani go hear am chai nigerians lol

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  10. "Girls be like.....I stay with my friends at Lekki"

    LMAOO!

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  11. Lol...... @ d last joke
    Kai, some bv are bad ooooo. @money maker comment

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  12. Nwa Amaka why are u like this? Why don't u tell sdk that u don't hv an imaginary boo,that u were once married and have kids but because of ur way ward life ur hubby left u.all this things u say in a blog is what u imagined ur life to be.pls stop with d lies and change ur bad attitude.

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    1. Gbam!!
      information Minister on point.....smh

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    2. So if her husband left her, she can't have another boo who loves her ?? Dumb ass . everyone taking blogs seriously and looking for who to brand a liar

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  13. The Last Story though, poor girl

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  14. Laff wan throw me for ground.hahahahahha.Stells u did North wEst my time#AppleofGod'seye#

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  15. Yes its not a must to have sex on the night of the wedding day cos sometimes they will feel exhausted and the next thing is to sleep. Just remembered my wedding night lmaooo. We didnt evem know when we slept off na till the nezt day ooo LMAOO

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  16. Not in the mood to laugh, I lost my dad on monday. May his gentle soul rest in peace.

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    1. Hugs to you dear.
      Be strong.

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    2. Eeeeya....
      May his soul rest with God.
      Sending u a squeeze.
      U wil be fine dear.

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    3. Sorry about your dad. May his soul rest in peace.

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  17. Nice one stella, keep it up, but I dnt knw why dnt post some of my contribution. Pls note dis name now. Ak was here

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  18. Lmaooooo..
    Lol@where devil wan see that kind money. . ..
    That last joke... Kikikikikikiki
    Rofl...
    Thanks Stellz

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  19. hahaha....abeg I'm seriously addicted to this blog

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    1. I will check u into a rehabilitation center.
      Junkie.

      Krix via iPhone 6 gold

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  20. Hahahahahaha, this is funny.

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  21. Too many fake pple on this blog

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  22. So am hungry but don't know what to eat yet....any suggestions? ??

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    1. 404 will be just fine, u know it.

      Krix via iPhone 6 gold

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  23. Stella maris baby10 October 2015 at 15:22

    Nice collections

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  24. Hahahahahah @ Diezani's memes

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  25. Lwkmd

    Today's laughs are hilarious.

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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  26. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Wifi... Lmaooo....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  27. oh my ......ankle socks.damn good days .....

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  28. Hahhahahhaha agha
    That one of even if u use 100 people do ritual,ubcant have 13B Us Dolls! Hahhahahaha

    That D&G And Conflicting Prada shoes got me in stitches.LMAO

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  29. Nice Compilation

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  30. Lol.....
    ...hohohohoho

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  31. That's how 6 girls would be staying in a self con just because the hostel is the high brow of the area after for skull dey go dey behave as if dey no dey shit

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  32. Na so 6 girls go dey share self con just because the hostel na hin cost pass for d area after for skull dey go dey behave as if dey no dey shit

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  33. Hahahahaha ..........kikikikikiki........

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  34. Lol this Saturday laugh really made me laugh, omg to the last laugh.

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  35. Scaring your neighbors with the dog-lion. Hahaha.

    The way your parents introduce you...e no easy na. Software Engineer toh badt.
    #polyglot.
    Proud to be one joor.
    Cualquera dela puta gana(anything to make you win).
    The chic needs to get hooked abeg.
    Mumsie did it to me.
    Laughing in Spanish...jajajajaja.
    Hor-ri-ble.

    Living close to your office in Lagos....oh so true. Traffic during the week CIA of Osibanjo's visit. I reserve my comment.

    Nice laughs Stella.
    Thanks a bunch.

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