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Right Of Reply - Chronicle Of Blog Visitor Narrative.

He sent in his Chronicles asking ''How much is too much of praying'' and indicated the Wifey is a blog visitor and wanted her to see and get advice because she alway prays before love making and it was affecting his libido..

Oh well she has replied his Narrative.






''Stella, thank you for this platform you created to air and share opinions with the public, i read every comment posted as regards my husbands Chronicle concerning my willingness to pray before sex. 


Out of the 200plus comments i read, i came to the conclusion that most of you christians clearly underestimate the power/potency of prayer. To be frank wit you all, i never imagined so much laughter from BVs, after i and DH agreed he sent in that chronicle, i expected mostly the women to at least see reasons from my perspective, being that the act of sex is highly prioritized by men in most unions and works hand in hand with the stability and happiness of that marriage, and women mostly seem to be at the losing end when it crashes.


As we all know, most married men cheat, women inclusive, as we read on this blog daily, i strongly believe its a question of studying ur partner and his/her love language then dancing to that rhythm, love making creates this inexplicable bond between couples, and i always feel our love refreshened after making love with DH, so therefore i see nothing wrong with praying it remains enjoyable to both of us, the prayer also covers the constant performance of his sex organ and the passage it slides through..... 

We all know that some couples start by having an ecstatic love life, and it goes soar with time, maybe by weak ejaculation or erectile dysfunction or even a stretched passage due to child birth, DH and i havent experienced any of such, so i dont get why you'all kept laughing at my attempt to preserve our love making act by committing it to the hands of the almighty. 


Prayer is the key, and you shouldnt only pray when things arent going on well. The only correction i am ready to take is reducing the amount of time i put in prayer before sex, clearly its taking a toll on DHs libido, and i wouldnt want to have the opposite effect of the basis of my prayers before sex. 

Just as any married woman out there will use any tactic to preserve her home, i choose to take the bull by the horn, and thats going straight to the key to my happy marriage, some other womans happiness might be the steady flow of finance, so i wouldnt laugh if she prays privately at her corner immediately she arrives at her working place, or some other that has a DH who the phrase "A mans heart is through his stomach" applies to.... i would expect her to pray with him before eating meals.

I'd recommend married women to give it a thought, yes! try praying before sex with your husband, you can start doing so within your heart like i started, and watch prayer work like magic.


why do you think a woman's spoken words go a long way when she's naked, thats why our primitive women would remove their pants before swearing for an estranged lover, it has similar effect... 



Take charge of your charged D today, with no threat from gwegs offering a better punani... infact there should be nothing at all to offer, cus yours would always taste new, 

thanks, 

REMAIN BLESSED!!!

LMAO!


235 comments:

  1. Toh!
    This is quite funny!
    Every malam with him kettle jare...
    But now wey DH dey complain nko?
    Don't u think u r beginning to bore him?

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    1. Very stubborn wife indeed... This type don't take corrections.. Na so my born again aunty did when d husband left her for over ten years now.. Always praying , praying and praying even when d man want sleep. Yes my aunty.

      I just pity this woman.

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    2. Don't mind her.... bla bla bla

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    3. Honestly I can't stop laughing. Madam, this is very laughable, praying before sex? Even after been married? It's good to be a prayerful wife but sometimes, hmmmm.......





      *Larry was here*

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    4. @calabar chick no b small thing ooo dis reply is dame funny and to think she's serious about it!

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    5. Madam u can pray about it when your having ur morning bath or night bath, you must not do it when u want to have sex

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    6. This husband and wife are just out to mess with your minds and am not surprised most bvs fell for it

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    7. After laughing till tears streamed down my eyes..

      I want to opine that its the same person that wrote the two chronicles as i refuse to believe that a couple as funny as this would be going through prayers before sex issue.

      Let God settle you guys.

      Madam, why dont you infuse some speaking in tongues during the act itself? Yeye dey smell.

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    8. This woman must be a local woman , veey local woman , what is this nonsense

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    9. Madam,yr dh is really trying, U are a very stubborn woman who doesn't take to correction. U are a religious fanatic but not spiritual. Cause if U are U will tread with wisdom. Ur prayer point is to ask for wisdom. U sound like a know it all yet U know nothing. Even D Bible says ur husband is D head and U should b submissive.but na only D one U want U pocket. What kind of faith are U practicing ennnn.U want to be the head if the house and dictate when u will have sex despite his plea.I'm so disappointed in yr senseless response. Only U with yr hand U are destroying ur home bit by bit

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    10. @ Arab money you get sense pass. Both written from the same pen. Some people feel this is literature section of nairaland *yimu

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    11. All the epistles you wrote up is senseless madam prayer warrior, oga I have words for you, wen she wants to orgasm just withdraw and start your worship and prayer. Start your worship from songs of Solomon and psalms then end your prayers with book of proverb. I dnt know what is worrying her. Mtcheewww

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    12. All the epistles you wrote up is senseless madam prayer warrior, oga I have words for you, wen she wants to orgasm just withdraw and start your worship and prayer. Start your worship from songs of Solomon and psalms then end your prayers with book of proverb. I dnt know what is worrying her. Mtcheewww

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    13. I don't pray to have this kind of woman as my wife. This kind of woman are arrogant and can argue with husband till they kingdom comes. It's so annoying justifying her wrong deed and her immaturity. I call this foolishness but she thinks she is wise.

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  2. Lol but your husband didn't say you both agreed to sending the chronicle.

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    1. My thougts exactly. You both seem really jobless. Yes, I am married. I pray a lot but not before love making. Please take out your family issues out of this blog. So much disgust reading this piece.

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    2. Lmao! They'd probably argued on end about it, hence the decision to seek public opinion.

      Click my name for all yout celebration cakes and cupcakes, cheers

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  3. Madam i swear i don't understand this ur reply at all..

    Will read comments o jare..

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  4. Hahahahhahaa, now dis reply cracked me up.
    Madam,i get ur point..
    Pray on..
    After all,prayer is the key!!..lmaooo

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    1. Seriously, it cracked me up too..

      For once on chronicles, a man has been vindicated.

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  5. Madam...yaba left is calling!
    Can't believe u honestly think u just made sense.
    If ur husband is so uncomfortable to d point he puts it on d world wide web...u still come here dey chat BS tryna justify ur actions instead of making amends?
    Oh well, u r ur husband's problem not mine so...I wish u all d best. Pray on

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    1. Exactly what i wrote before it vanished..She is a potential yaba left patient.Na like dis e dey start..Dis is exactly how Foluke Daramola's husband left his pastor wife to marry Foluke.
      I dunno why my epistle did not go through.

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  6. ROTFL... Interesting and insightful !

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  7. What nonsense. If this is ur reason, pls take several seats. Your husband said his becoming tired of the whole thing. He is not enjoying it anymore and ur here saying it's to keep u both together. Let me tell u one thing about sex; it is more enjoyable when it happens unexpectedly. Arranged sex is the worst that can happen to anyone. See as ur dh follow gwez wey u dey prevent am from. Yeye dey smell.

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  8. Mba this cant be todays chronicle ,stella check well mbok.

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    1. This lady did not make one iota of sense in this write up , you are just deceiving your self it is your type that turns the bible upside down, how about when u do your morning devotion you commit every knacks and kpanshing into God's hands



      Mr Lyca

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  9. Is dis d only chronicle 4 2dae?....I saint in my chronicles n u don wait tire make u paste am. Na wa oh. Pls try n improve numba of chronicles pasted per day.....I hav tire joor.

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  10. Mshewww! E Ku prayer, iya Jesu !

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    1. Lool Asin Ehn. Na she be assistant holy ghost.

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  11. What nonsense. If this is ur reason, pls take several seats. Your husband said his becoming tired of the whole thing. He is not enjoying it anymore and ur here saying it's to keep u both together. Let me tell u one thing about sex; it is more enjoyable when it happens unexpectedly. Arranged sex is the worst that can happen to anyone. See as ur dh follow gwez wey u dey prevent am from. Yeye dey smell.

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  12. Madam prayer we don hear. we all know that prayer is the key. too much of praying for sex is wrong. i hope you prayed before you post this chronicles. Una can lie too much

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  13. Hian! Different strokes for different folks.

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  14. Lol lol lolest.
    Madam its okay to pray hard but everything has its limits.
    Anyway its your marriage.

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  15. Woman adim very very sorry for you inugo? You made no sense at all but what do I know keep taking charge. All the best

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    1. She's clearly mental. It's her husband I feel sorry for.

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    2. Be there praying before sex,very soon u will write in a proper chronicle of how to rescue ur husband from a side chick! Everything is not religion and prayer,prick and toto no dey understand that language! With that said madam,im sorry to say,bt u sound very arrogant .

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  16. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha just hilarious!

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  17. dr=earest praying BV i see nothing wrong with praying but it should no kill d fun. u can always pray during of before the act in ur heart/mind. it has d same effect. my 2 cents

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  18. U never see anything. dat thing wey u dey find go soon come.

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    1. Hmmmn! It's your life and your marriage so do with it as you see fit. You can go ahead and sprinkle holy water on his dick, and use announcing oil as lubrication. It's your business.

      The problem with some women is that even after their men raise valid points they don't listen. You're lucky to have someone who loves you enough to even bring this to a blog to see if the comments here will sway you. 
      I hope you don't come back here to bore us with a chronicle of your husband drifting away. 

      Mr poster please whenever you're having sex with your wife, pull out before she's about to orgasm and start your own prayers. Make sure you read some psalms and sing some hymns before you continue. She obviously doesn't understand how much of a buzz kill she is. Maybe when you show her how ridiculous she is she will understand.

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    2. @Nicole, I always like your comment...
      Gbam!

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  19. The wife doesn't joke o, see all the english and explanation untop the comedy your husband wrote, in other words all we said here you didn't take it, you will keep praying....

    You didn't even crack a joke in your write up, na wa!!! Enjoy.....

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  20. dr=earest praying BV i see nothing wrong with praying but it should no kill d fun. u can always pray during of before the act in ur heart/mind. it has d same effect. my 2 cents

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  21. Need help... Use a guy pix on my do for two days...my Bf ddnt even bother to ask me who he is..
    Am confuse, am really a side chick or what

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    1. If him ask, u go say him be overboard jealous guy. Now him keep quiet, the thing de shock you.

      Seriously, what is wrong with some of you women? You did something purposely and he didn't bother falling into d temptation, now u are surprised he didn't take the bait.

      Nonsense............

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    2. No u might not b d side chick, Ur bf don't want to give u trouble dt u looking for! He might jst be observing too.

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    3. He just doesn't care or he's very good in masking his feelings

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    4. U are still asking nursery rhymes,never try to make a man jealous on purpose. U are an immature girl and I'm sure ur bf is onto ur childish games.

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  22. This your explanation no follow at all......
    Just pray he doesn't fu#k women outside

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  23. Interesting nothing wey person no read f ds blog. Kikikikiki.

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  24. Prayers without work is dead, how much prayer does Bill Gates say? Yet he is the richest and most generous man in the world. Abeg madam park well, anyway delusional people won't hear, pastors have already swallowed una brains

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    1. Shuu...do u av sense at all. Do u stay with Bill Gates? Do u live with him? Do u know his personal life and struggles? ? U can't say wat God/god he serves oh and how much he prays to dem. So don't talk biko

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    2. As in eh?? The part that made me laugh was her prayer protecting her hubby from erectile dysfunction or her pussy from losing its elasticity lol!!i guess her prayer will stop her from all d body changes that occur when one is getting older..Abeg lemme hear word jor!

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  25. I just couldnt help but laugh really hard... Sometimes it spoils the fun and kills the vibe

    Glowyshoe blog

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  26. young lady there is time for everything... that is why u do family prayers before u retire to bed...don't use ur hand n spoil ur marriage because it will get to a point in which ur hubby may not see this funny any longer.

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  27. Pleaseeeeee Madam kindly take several seats. Mtscheewwww ur reply reeks of arrogance!! So praying before sex is what won't make your hubby seek anty gwegs outside? For how long will you continue? Till u bore him to death?

    So praying for him even when far away won't work? It has to be when the too of you are about to become intimate? Mtscheeww.

    Such ITK and arrogance.

    Mtscheewwww

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  28. Reading frm d beginning to d end of wit dis young lady just said I conclude she's practically brainless ah ah u better stop dat nonsense bfore its too late. Praying bf evryoda tin is fine buh bfore sex hian u are practically overdoing it. no married woman in here ryt now will Neva try such rubbish ND dats if de rily cherish dis marriage. Stop killing dat man sexually jare. Cos all dat note u just copied above. Is MEANINGLESS ND BARES NO SENSE AT ALL. Thank yhu.

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    1. What irks me is how she's justifying her actions. Mtcheew! Her husband needs to start pulling out just before she orgasms to read scriptures, sing and pray before he continues( if he's still in the mood). By the time he does this severally, leaving her sexually frustrated, she'll stop this NONSENSE!

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  29. Madam so you're really going to keep justifying this? How did you feel after typing all this? Intelligent? Spiritual? I feel sorry for you mschewwwww
    I just dey vex..nysc no gree release call up letter.

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  30. Abeg madam, we don hear! Whatever rocks ur boat

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  31. Thinking about that chronicle still cracks me up Lol can't stop laughing.
    Actually that's the best chronicle I've ever read.
    @posters, what ever makes your home work please don't stop doing it, DH is already complaining, so like you said maybe you should reduce the prayer before Sex, and do more of committing your Sex life to God through prayer, during your private prayer section, it doesn't necessarily have to be before Sex, that's why most of us laughed.
    Bless you dear.

    Your comment will be visible after approval.

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  32. This woman is still making me laugh sha...

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  33. madam after this long story now u mean prayer makes u to enjoy sex like never before abi? is alright continue. ur husband luv u shaa. don't forget there r hundred and one girls who r ready to open it for him without stress or long prayer.

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  34. Hian!! oya nne biko continue praying. Onye okpere.

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  35. I'm very sorry but you are a foolish idiot. Thunder fire that your stinking and dirty mouth. Oloriburuku somebody

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  36. madam after this long story now u mean prayer makes u to enjoy sex like never before abi? is alright continue. ur husband luv u shaa. don't forget there r hundred and one girls who r ready to open it for him without stress or long prayer.

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  37. Oh plssss!
    You have no concrete reason why you pray before sex Abeg. Is it for God to make the sex sweet for you and your hubby? Loosen up woman and stop calling the name of the Lord in vain.

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  38. Hian!
    Make i sitdown read comments.

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  39. My dear, he's not enjoying it oooo.. if he's enjoying it, y then did he bring the ish up here. Madam abegiii look for another reason.....
    ...hohohohoho

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  40. Madam I like ur believe but truth is not everyone will accept to pray before sex though I know of people that pray before doing abortion.goodluck

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  41. My dear Mrs Prayer Warrior. Seriously you need help. This is not to sound like an insult but you honestly sound delusional. If you like pray 1 million times before making love to your hubby and he will still cheat if he wants to. Get over you Holy than thou self and focus on more serious aspects of life. GOSH. If this is the attitude that your husband puts up with then he's really trying.

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    1. This wasn't the reason I was expecting from her tho...everyman to his kettle sha

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  43. Madam, U no well.
    U are excessively religious.

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  44. madam are you sure you are ok??! ive been hoping you would reply and you finally did. We all know almost all men cheat (not mainly married men). Like you said, over 200 people here laughed at you to show you how you are killing your own home and many advised you. I sent your the link to your husbands chronicle to two friends. One male on female.just to know what they think and they both laughed like the rest of us here. can everyone be wrong at once? why cant you open your eyes???!! I get what you think you are trying to do but that is not what you are actually doing. You are just making it easier for your husband to find solace in the arms of a none prayer before sex woman! You can pray for your marriage and your sex life without it being immediately before sex! who taught you that?! and you don't find it uncomfortable? you are not even listening to the needs of the man you whos your husband and who your are praying for safe passage of his one into your zero lol! have you thought of how uncomfortable all that will make him feel?!
    Its obvious you've made up your mind on this and think we are all stupid and not religious enough to get where you are coming from. just don't send us your own chronicles later telling us how your husband stopped having sex with you cos you felt you were saving your marriage through prayers before sex. in fact, what am I saying?! I await your own chronicle!

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    1. And tomorrow we will receive another chronicle about the husband cheating on her but she won't say what she did o. Madam you better listen to the opinions of over a hundred ppl. You cannot know it all.

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  45. All you points are noted but you can pray about all this at a different time and reduce the praying before the act to once in a while when you both agree that way you guys can laugh about it and remove the tension it's causing on your husband's end. Marriage is still about compromise and meeting each other half way

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  46. Huh?
    Pray before sex?
    Really?
    Wonderful

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  47. Sister, be true to yourself and stop killing your husband's libido. Do you want to push him outside?

    Sex is not like eating food where you can wait to pray. It is usually spontaneous. If you want to pray, pray the prayers that will cover the sex part early in the morning with your morning prayers or any other time (like before you eat :-). Biko, there is a time for everything under the sun. It is not when it is harvest season that the farmer will go to the farm to start planting. Plant your prayers during seedtime and have sex during harvest time abegi... Wisdom is profitable to direct.

    AB

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  48. Madam u funny Sha!

    Does dis mean u guys only kpansh in bedroom , no sex in d bathroom, sitting room nkor ? No unexpected kpanshing? well it's Wat u believe Sha. I will copy Ur dh post and Ur reply to my brother who's a pastor.....

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  49. the prayer also covers the constant performance of his sex organ and the passage it slides through..... Buahahahahahahaha...

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  50. Funny wify,Oga u dey try ooo.I knw dis ur wify can argue 4 africa.Marriage na real ngwugwu ekereke(package).She is indirectly praying 4 ur dick nt 2 stand wen u wana gbensh side chick.Woteva dt works 4 ya mehhn

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  51. Funny wify,Oga u dey try ooo.I knw dis ur wify can argue 4 africa.Marriage na real ngwugwu ekereke(package).She is indirectly praying 4 ur dick nt 2 stand wen u wana gbensh side chick.Woteva dt works 4 ya mehhn

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  52. lolz! This woman clearly needs help oh! Let send link to hubby biko!

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  53. These are the spiricococus Christians I talk about. Madam, you're not the only born again Christian In this world. You can pray about your sex-life at other times, not only when you're about to have sex. Why are you so paranoid about infidelity? And if your husband is having issues with it, why can't you change style or 'sex commitment' into Gods hands? But that day he stood you up, you forgot to pray oh.....
    Anyhoo, if we talk now you will say we single girls don't know anything about marriage. If Na so you want, am carry go. Just don't send any chronicle that your hubby has withdrawn sexually. Hopefully your prayers won't let him do so.

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  54. OMG! * crying *


    I'm at the bank and the security and customers are looking at me in amazement.

    Kikikikikikiki

    I thought the man's chronicle was funny,but this...


    Lwkmd

    * passage as it slides in*

    Yesu!

    Soaring to where?...chai.
    This woman e haff kee me here....lmbo.

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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  55. Hahahaha nonsense. You need to visit Yaba left. Your DH is in trouble.

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  56. You have a point...infact the bible says in colossian 3v17 and 1st corinthians 10v31...whatever you do..do in the name of the Lord..ma'am God bless your sunesis(wisdom)..

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  57. This woman is relentless! Lol anyway atleast she has promised to reduce d amnt of time spent praying. To each their own sha. Enjoy ur love life

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  58. Loooooooooool! Keep praying ooh.. from ur reply it's as if u didn't even read ur hubby's complaints. U can pray in d morning or night concerning ur pussy but must it be at d time of act? It's obvious dis lady is confused.

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  59. Madam abeg no vex, you ended up not saying anything meaningful. Expecting your chronicle soonest when Nwa Amaka starts gbenshing your husband. Lol...

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  60. We were taught at the marriage class then to always pray before having sex, so I don't see any big deal in so doing. Just don't let the prayer be too long. You can as well pray after sex.

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  61. Hmmmmmmmmmm...ok, since it works for you, ride on.

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  62. And it has to be when oga is set that you begin to pray? Well,na una Sabi.over to bvs

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  63. Lolzzzz! Over to d married women, new trend has been innovated wt d Hashtag #PrayBeforeHavingSexWithYourHusby!!!



    *****MhizDerbyViaIG*****

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  64. This woman sha! Are you for real?. Just as you explained,you can do the prayer in your heart. Please do not spoil your sex life with ''prayers'' o. We all know that ''prayer is the key...'' but there are some silent prayers that work wonders,ask Daniel in the bible.

    OLAY

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  65. Still fun to me!! Even God says in His book that u shld honour ur husband wishes!!! He doesn't like it every time why not change small!!

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  66. What will work for you, might not work for other couples. All the best

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  67. Madam you re not a serious somebody. BTW I don't believe that both d chronicle nd d rejoinder is not made up. So am Jst indulging d sender, hope u prayed b4 sending this mail

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  68. Is this woman for real? You like prayer abi? No worry..by the time one girl catch your husband for outside and give him a non prayer sex..you go pray belle full, FOOLISH WOMAN. no go pray fo health, success and betterment of your husband, dey pray for fuck. By the way, the said husband doesn't like it, didn't your Bible teach you to be submissive to you husband? He doesn't like it, just stop already.

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  69. Bwahahahahaha
    Madam I support you *cough*
    Aunty gweggs take note
    Lmao!

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    1. What do we call dis? Over religion or over zealous? Abeg pack well. So u need do praise worship b4 ur man has a right over u? Esp wat he paid for. d truth be told, he's d head of the house,since he said he doesn't like it madam STOP ohgini all d whole prayer point wey u dey do for church never do abi na only dis one u dey so devoted on? Smh

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    2. I can't help but still laugh..
      Buahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha@who
      All this long epistle ontop what naa.....i know that's how your sex devotion prayer will be be....#toolong# till the conji dies

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  70. Hahahahahahha haha.....holy jesus, dis woman need help.



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  71. *Dazed*can't believe what I just read....'prayer also covers the constant performance of his sex organ and the passage it slides through' seriously?!!!

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    1. Madam pray concerning your sex life but don't do it when you're about having sex. How can you use prayer to disturb an horny man. It kills libido and I'm glad it's already happening.

      Maybe when your hubby stop having sex with you your eye go clear

      Be wise

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  73. Madam I think you're stubborn. Your husband doesn't like it then let it go nah. Nobody is saying you should not pray about sex but ma your timing is very wrong, you can pray on your way back jome from work and that will cover it. Or as you are cooking dinner you start praying about the sex for that night. BTW is it only when you're about to have sex sorry make love that you're naked? . Be wise in your dealings, your way doesn't have to be the right way. God bless your home

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    1. Very stubborn poster n na their type dey gentle for face, smh. Better learn to please ur hubby, else you'd be showing him the doorway to gwegz.

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  74. OK now...every aboki to his own kettle..
    Since u have refused to listen,na u sabi
    Do u know this kind of prayer before Sex can make your DH to go 'soft'down there when he will imagine that is watching him go north and south..
    He has said he's not comfortable with it but u sha no way hear..
    It's only you that holy pass....kontinu

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  75. No b small thing ooo....choi

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  76. lol this woman u don come again ur jst funny abeg.but all d same it sounds really weird.but wil try that when i get married sha

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  77. Poster please enlighten me o..how do you pray?as in what do say?Is it something like this-
    O Lord,as we are about to perform this heavenly ordained act,make it perfect for us.help us to please each other the way we've never done before.help me to satisy him and make him cum and also help him to satisfy me too. show us styles we've never done before so that we can blow each other away. Heavenly father,as we do this,rekindle our love and chase away any girl that wants to seduce my husband.in Jesus name.
    Is it something like this or what exactly do you say when you pray?I want to learn biko

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  78. Madame it's good to pray, for your marriage and husband. But to pray right before making love is a bit awkward, but if you must then pray in your mind.

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  79. Dis woman is serz oo, well diff rides for diff folks

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  80. @the prayer also covers the constant performance of his sex organ and the passage it slides through.....  now the whole thing makes sense to me! Pray, and continue praying! There is nothing wrong in covering those two in prayers!

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  81. Hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha. Very funny.... in the process of long prayer, the prick will get tired of waiting. Madam abeg no use your oversabi chase your husband into the gwegz hand wey you de fear.

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  82. Lol. No words !
    Actually, a few words. You can pray but not to the extent that so much time passes or the feeling abates. As they say use your tongue to count Ya teeth. So that what you seem to be wary of should not happen in the long run

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  83. hahaha..... this woman you are so funny!!

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  84. Madam, the reason stated here for praying before sex is COMPLETELY BASELESS! It is important for a woman to be prayerful, very important. But praying before sex is complete RELIGIOUSITY! Please be spiritual and not religious! You are very lucky you have a good husband(I read his own chronicle, he didn't sound angry, that's nice of him)! Some men will totally stop having sex with you and explore the outside world. Don't make christianity look so difficult and tedious to practise. Make out time for Prayer and make out time for Lovemaking/time for your husband!

    ams8071

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  85. huh okyooo madam but make sure u knowing what u are doingooooo.

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  86. My dear, nobody says it is wrong to pray about a good sex life with your hubby. But when hubby comes up to have sex den u start the prayer? Comeon! You can pray early hours of the morning and commit all your love making dat day in prayers or inbetween the day.or hours before the main show. Not wen hubby starts touching u, u then say let's pray. Do it the proper order and you will get better results. Am married too and pray for an effective sexual life with my hubby which has been effective. but not just about the act/during foreplay. it can kill libido. When making love with my hubby, if the phone rings and he picks it, even if its a minute he talks, I just lost interest... Remember, wisdom is profitable to direct.

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  87. I wonder what you will say the day you will catch your husband fucking outside in 5yrs time.


    By then, this your prayerful boasting will be irrelevant


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  88. I still no gree but it's ur decision, goodluck with it. If oga found it funny, he won't have bothered writing chronicles, he doesn't find it funny nne that's y he feels u shud address it, if u want to pray biko pray in d morning and at night and add it into ur prayer.One day, if same DH, decides to stray this is the same story he will tell his side chic, my wife the prayer contractor.Think about it my sister.

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  89. Madam, Madam, Madam how many times i called you? Am a christian too, When you are praying in the morning, night or mid nite you can be naked and ask God whatever you want and he will answer. praying before meal with your husband is not because you know he likes food as you said, it is because its necessary. but unlike everything you mentioned sex is an exemption because it is a spontaneous affair, you dont just wake up and say u want to have sex like food, its spontaneous and it has to be treated as such. so if you now believe u want to keep the flow of your sexual life with prayer fine is all good and accepted because i do it too but it should be done probably while praying at other times. I repeat again dont kill your husband's mood with sex interruption let me put it that way because it seems to you that we dont like prayer.

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  90. Hahaha.
    This even cracked me up d more.
    Madam whatever rocks ur boat jare

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  91. Choi!
    This reply is the truth!
    You and your DH are both hilarious... Drama king and Queen.
    Thanks for at least taking correction as regards to the prayer duration. God bless your home and your sex life with DH...kikikikiki

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  92. Lmaoooooo!!! Husband and wife fit i swear!!! Both of you should venture into comedy! Loooool

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  93. Hmmmn! It's your life and your marriage so do with it as you see fit. You can go ahead and sprinkle holy water on his dick, and use announcing oil as lubrication. It's your business.

    The problem with some women is that even after their men raise valid points they don't listen. You're lucky to have someone who loves you enough to even bring this to a blog to see if the comments here will sway you.
    I hope you don't come back here to bore us with a chronicle of your husband drifting away.

    Mr poster please whenever you're having sex with your wife, pull out before she's about to orgasm and start your own prayers. Make sure you read some psalms and sing some hymns before you continue. She obviously doesn't understand how much of a buzz kill she is. Maybe when you show her how ridiculous she is she will understand.

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  94. Ohhhhh....CHURCH
    #clappinghandsandwalkingaway

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  95. BoooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrriiiiiIiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnggggggg

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  96. Is that reply for real. Madam u for save us da reply. Shish. Can't believe i read that

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  97. Hiaaaan!See defense! Madam, did I hear you say you agreed with your hubby to send yesterday's chronicle? Well, that's not what he told us. He said he us sending it because you are a Bv and will definitely read it. That apart, your hubby isn't finding your prayer funny. Konji dey hold man and you are delaying him with prayer! Continue!!!There's time for every thing please. As prayerful as you are, do you pray before answering calls, do you pray before going to the toilet or even before browsing? Abeg, even if you must do the prayer, do it within your heart. Your hubby get time sha. Na to tear that your pant as you dey for that your praying position.

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  98. If ur husband enjoy ur praying b4 sex why did he deem it fit to send in a chronicle. Besides if u really want to pray u do it b4 u go to ur husband. Don't b too fanatical cos u might regret( he must have even gisted his frnds...lol) even d bible says too much of everything is bad. There is tym for everything.

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  99. You see where some Christians get things twisted and use their own hand to destroy things for themselves, He SAID IT'S A TURN OFF FOR HIM, honey you can pray at anytime and commit your sex life in God's hands without necessarily making it exactly when u r about to have sex, how about an hour before then since you know it's going to happen, what you are doing may end up giving you the opposite effect in as much as I understand and love your continuous commitment to put your family in God's hands, Its different when you are praying before going to sleep with your spouse but praying specifically for sex?????? Anyway as the spirit leads you.

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  100. OMG! Is this for real? Madam obviously you don't like advice at all. You think ur doing the right thing abi? Go on, we will be here to read ur chronicle.

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  101. Abegii
    I 'can't' fit read all this epistle ontop prayer before sex.
    Dear prayer woman, I put it to you again and again; praise/worship and prayer before sex is VERY VERY unnecessary.
    When you are having morning devotion, you can pray all you want and commit all the sex for that day into God's hand.

    Hian...
    Religious fanatics. Smh!

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  102. Madam u can pray naked anytime u like but waiting till ur husband is firm and erect is an act of wickedness!This same prayer u say is keeping ur sex life going will end up killing it and sending ur man to other none praying women.

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  103. 10 seconds of prayer will still cover the passage madam what is 15mins of covering the place wit prayers. Pls get out

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  104. I am shocked at your mentality, that's all I can say.

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  105. This woman most be a comedian...
    Hahahahahahaha...
    Madam,you are not making any sense biko...
    Even my pastors wife does not pray before sex so what's your own...

    If I am your husband,I will get my self a side chick...
    Nonsense!..

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  106. Interesting.... I thought you never knew DH sent the chronicle. If it works for you, dont stop.

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  107. Currently laughing my prettty ass out. What d hell is this woman saying.... U neva see sontin

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  108. I'm sorry but is this lady really serious, naaa she just can't be....I understand her reasons for wanting to pray, she wants to preserve the sweetness, fine why can't she do it before he gets hard or when shes going to sleep or when she wakes up....I'm sorry but if your hussy is losing his hard on or interest cos of it then Continue with the praying inside like you initially started with....mehn this one is another new thing under the sun oo, you're lucky your husband loves you

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  109. i laugh in Japanese.. continue in the prayers but don't come here with your Chronicles when your DH starts having side chicks after all the Bible says "There is time for everything" Be wise

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  110. shut-up, you are 12...






    (years old)

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  111. this is the funniest sh*t i've read in a while! thanks for the laughs!!

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  112. madam. u are very stubborn i can see. try putting ur sex with DH in prayer at a separate time.that prayer will still work.

    dont forget how it goes with the subborn fly.

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  113. Dis woman is silly,stupid,foolish and annoyingly STUBBORN...Madam u are a patient of Yaba Left..See how u justified ur stupidity..

    Dont u pray in d morning? Does morning prayer not cover all our daily activities including sex?

    Dis is exactly how Foluke Daramola's husband complained about his pastor ex wife who was soo engrossed with church/spiritual thinga thereby driving him into d arms of a woman who understands his needs(Foluke)..See how he is waxing strong in marriage with Foluke..
    Madam i pray dis not to be ur portion tomorrow..

    Is sex food? Why do u give so much atrention to ur husband's dick and his libido? U think praying over his dick wont stop him from cheating or catchin deadly disease?
    Madam u are daft and primitive..I cant wait to read ur chronicle here on how ur husband left u for another woman..Madam prayer warrior..Mtcheeeeeeeew!


    @D poster's Husband..Oga when next u want to gbensh and she starts with her annoying prayer,just tell her u are nolonger in the mood for sex.."Mili mma gi tinye na ogbo ka Peter"..
    Get urself a side chic and enjoy.
    U CANNOT COME AND GO AND KILL URSELF BCOS OF A SHALLOW MINDED WIFE!

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  114. Dis woman is silly,stupid,foolish and annoyingly STUBBORN...Madam u are a patient of Yaba Left..See how u justified ur stupidity..

    Dont u pray in d morning? Does morning prayer not cover all our daily activities including sex?

    Dis is exactly how Foluke Daramola's husband complained about his pastor ex wife who was soo engrossed with church/spiritual thinga thereby driving him into d arms of a woman who understands his needs(Foluke)..See how he is waxing strong in marriage with Foluke..
    Madam i pray dis not to be ur portion tomorrow..

    Is sex food? Why do u give so much atrention to ur husband's dick and his libido? U think praying over his dick wont stop him from cheating or catchin deadly disease?
    Madam u are daft and primitive..I cant wait to read ur chronicle here on how ur husband left u for another woman..Madam prayer warrior..Mtcheeeeeeeew!


    @D poster's Husband..Oga when next u want to gbensh and she starts with her annoying prayer,just tell her u are nolonger in the mood for sex.."Mili mma gi tinye na ogbo ka Peter"..
    Get urself a side chic and enjoy.
    U CANNOT COME AND GO AND KILL URSELF BCOS OF A SHALLOW MINDED WIFE!

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  115. At first this story was funny,but now this woman's stand infuriates me. No body has a problem in praying about your sex life,but praying right before it is foolishness. As a wise woman for your husband to complain all be it subtly about it publicly shows its having a negative impact on your marriage. Don't worry stay stubborn,and watch what happens. I suggest you pray about it in the morning together during your daily prayer,not right before sex. Its your marriage,if you like Hold crusade before you do it. Rubbish

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  116. This woman has serious problem, it is not funny anymore. If care is not taken yaba left will soon welcome another patient.

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  117. Hmmm. You don't seem very smart.

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  118. Madam, when sum1 starts giving ur Dh well, will u say it's the devil or its u? I pity u

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  119. Madam I can perceive u feel ppl's comments aint godly and non spiritual. I'll tell u sincerely u'rr gettin it all wrong. God Almighty Himself designed sex, to be gracefully enjoyed btw a married couple. U're married to ur husband, so dt gives u all legal backing to av sex wit ur husband anytym and any day witout any1's consent. U and ur husband are now one flesh, he owns evry bit and u own him too. Bliv me, am not criticizing prayers before sex, but once it's freaking ur husband out, jst stop it. Ur husband has d spiritual authority and permission to av sex wit u weneva, so do u. Prayers av nothing 2 do wit dis. U're being religious abt it. View xtianity as a life, not a religion.

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  120. This woman is funny ooo. Hahahahhahaaha. The prayer covers the D and the passageway which it slides through lols lols. It make the passageway to remain tight and sweet, the D will remain strong and active. Heheheheheeheh. You are losing it woman because ur hubby will soon get a side chick if u keep delaying him with prayers when he is hard.

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  121. Your husband chronicle is the most funny chronicle.it deserve award here. I am still laughing since then, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. But chef you still have the gut to reply your silliness. How do you have sex? Only in bedroom? YOUR HUSBAND IS GOING. Why all these is still look funny to him is prolly you guys are still in love or still new in marriage. Look at this scenario, your husband came back from work,you open door for him and he started kissing you from there, start tearing your nightie away you started pulling his shirt with intense passion then at the time you guys hit the couch then you say.. wait, let us pray.hahahahhahahahahah. Madam,YOUR HUSBAND IS GOING AWAY. He may not even know it himself now but sooner or later. No one said prayer is not good but not immediately before sex (anytime I remember your "prayer session before sex I bust into laugh. I was in a board meeting yesterday I busted into laugh) use your proper prayer to cover everything at your morning session, God will answer your prayer.

    BVs her husband chronicle deserve award,i dont want to know under which category. In fact, Stella you have to repost the chronicle at intervals as so to make us laugh and relieve us of stress.

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  122. Sex prayer warrior u 4 no send this kin thing Com here o. It's senseless biko.. If u continue u go lost ur husband to babe's wae Sabi shout "god n Jesus" pass u but this time na while ur husband Dae rock there honeypot..

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  123. Issokay keep forming woman of GOD wallahI if u chase ur husband out and he accidentally meet me ur Own don finish bcoz I will ensure he forgets ur name kpatakpata. Later na u will come back here singing Chronicles. #Taketimeooooh

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  124. I said it before, this woman needs a psychiatrist. Nobi all of them they waka naked for road... and you believe in the prayer of a naked woman? why naked? That is magic o. Witches too do it! And you claim to be a Christian?

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  125. Issokay keep forming woman of GOD wallahI if u chase ur husband out and he accidentally meet me ur Own don finish bcoz I will ensure he forgets ur name kpatakpata. Later na u will come back here singing Chronicles. #Taketimeooooh

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  126. Issokay keep forming woman of GOD wallahI if u chase ur husband out and he accidentally meet me ur Own don finish bcoz I will ensure he forgets ur name kpatakpata. Later na u will come back here singing Chronicles. #Taketimeooooh

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  127. Lmao! Ntn wey person no go c 4 dis world...where person dey even use prayer drive horseband commot. You knw u like prayer dis much and u didn't marry a pastor. All d best Oo

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  128. My dear, d best option for u is to pray in d morning abt ur sex. If u nid to be naked for it, u can do it in d bathroom or wen u wake up. Spoiling ur husbands libido in d name of prayer is doing u more harm dan good. Think twice.

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  129. Sorry oh but your excuse doesn't make sense. Can't you pray on your own, why must it be when you want to have sex. Even my pastors say to be over spiritual isn't good. Abeg madam you're over doing it.

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  130. Hohohohohoho.......And the prayer covers the performance of his rod and the passage it slites into.....Are u for real? You dont pray before sleeping and in the morning as u wakeup?Must it be when the fire is burning?From what u said u guys always have a planned sex?Wooow!!..Pls do all ur prayers before sleeping or any oda time,God listens to all.

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  131. Poster 2 .you are clearly not sound and I am really praying your husband cheats on you well and even have children outside.stubborn woman your mama didn't raise you well.you are mentally unstable

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  132. madam prayer warrior. .. since ur dh is complaining already, stop it nw before its too late. .ur husband is the head nd after God is ur husband. ..wen u went for counselling before ur marriage did they counsel u to pray before sex? u better dont push ur dh outside. imagine none of the married women support ur sex before marriage, do u think u ar holier than them ?..doing ur prayer session u can pray about it. a word is enough for the wise...if u like u take bvs advice, if u like still still dey adamant na u sabi..

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  133. There is time for everything Madam. Wisdom is profitable to direct. Nothing wrong with praying but you must know the right time to do it. As you can see it's bothering your husband! You can pray on your own before the act not when he is so horny . Be wise!

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  134. So boring. I couldn't even finish reading.

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  135. THIS STORY NO GEL AT ALL O.CHEI I PITY THE MAN SHA
    MADAM UPON ALL YOUR HOLY HOLY......YOU NO HOLY PASS SARAH FOR BIBLE,AND SHE SURE DID NOT PULL THIS KINDA STUNT
    RECEIVE SENSE IJN

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