Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: Off To Break It!...No Be Lie!

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Saturday, October 10, 2015

Off To Break It!...No Be Lie!

I dont know how to say this...........this is confession time!

 I am so empty inside and i am about to do the only thing that will give me satisfaction and prevent me from breaking.I hope after you read this you will not be angry with me?...And you will forgive me because i am only human,just like you?
IS THIS YOUR EXPRESSION?


*SCREAMING*

 I AM OFF TO HAVE BREAKFAST,I DEY HUNGRY!!!!

 BE RIGHT BACK!
hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahhahaah gotcha?

 what did you have for breakfast?

 Yes this is a post oh!
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236 comments:

  1. Anonymous10 October 2015 at 10:38

    Buhahaha! This Stella be craze, I swear!

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    1. Anu Funke10 October 2015 at 11:56

      I had banana pancake with strawberry smootie! !

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    2. Anonymous10 October 2015 at 12:07

      Akara and akamu

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    3. Anonymous10 October 2015 at 12:09

      First i had early morning sex around 5am *covers face*his koko mansion is not just large but he sure knows how to use it.
      Then later was boiled yam and egg sauce. I haven't gotten enough because it's been long I had sex. And yes we are gonna make love till Wednesday,all thanks to leave. We used condom but I want it skin to skin.

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    4. Unknown10 October 2015 at 12:10

      Stella, nawa 4 you oooooh
      Some people will have massive prick and leg hanging as breakfast

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    5. Unknown10 October 2015 at 12:18

      U dint get me, buh let me confess my own, am actually a virgin!!!!

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    6. Unknown10 October 2015 at 12:23

      Lmao me I had fried plantain and sauce

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    7. Unknown10 October 2015 at 13:18

      Had toast bread & tea.. yummy yummy

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    8. Emjay10 October 2015 at 13:20

      Hiannnnnn,stella I swear u caught me,see d speed wen I been take dey scroll,chaiiii.

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    9. Justyswt10 October 2015 at 14:04

      See, me running to open it fast. Na wa o, amebo no be good o.

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    10. Teddy!10 October 2015 at 14:46

      Toast bread & tea?? Are u Oyinbo, or 5 years old!??

      Beans n dodo, then back to bed!

      I envy the 5:00am sex pre breakfast, just hope you're married, but I doubt it.

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  2. Sweetie pie10 October 2015 at 10:40

    I had hot peppered jollof rice.lol.pls don't salivate. .....Good morning SDKERS

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    1. la effizy10 October 2015 at 11:51

      I no shake rara. No be you again? Yimu.
      Breakfast: rice stew and cake...

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    2. Tuscany - LUXURY BESPOKE SHOEMAKER @onimisibespoke10 October 2015 at 11:53

      Pls whats ur location? Am that jollof rice like crazy

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    3. Anonymous10 October 2015 at 12:02

      I ate my Gfriend's Hot peppered Yummy Pussy for Breakfast....just got off! Exhausted...

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    4. PalominoGeh10 October 2015 at 12:28

      I laughed really hard when I read till the end. Lol.

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  3. Jasmine10 October 2015 at 10:41

    This stella self!!! U no play when u small abi? U go like play o. Rice and plantain for breakfast

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  4. Anonymous10 October 2015 at 10:41

    I feel like calling out married men disturbing me today.worst still I knw the name of their wives and ig account.hmmmmm.@shadremmy u married a dog.

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    1. Anonymous10 October 2015 at 12:01

      Hmnnn!! Shade's hubby no get shame oo abeg!! D wife sef know naa!!

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    2. Pink shell10 October 2015 at 12:04

      To tink d woman na fine woman.
      Buy y are u doing dis under anony?
      If I were d woman, n am on dis blog I won't be too quick to believe dis, u cld be a frenemy, trying to destroy her marriage outta jealousy.

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    3. Ice Queen10 October 2015 at 12:05

      And you are a puppy am sure he has fuck and dump you nonsense and you want to vent your anger here because you already know his wife visit this blog so she can leave him for you,sorry darling she won't

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    4. Unknown10 October 2015 at 12:05

      Amebo no b work... I quickly went to check her IG page sha... She's beautiful n they look happy

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    5. SEXY MOTHER Is here....10 October 2015 at 12:05

      Eeh kwa? Beautiful woman like that?? Nawa oo
      If it's true then he doesn't deserve her at all..uwa di egwu

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    6. Chux James10 October 2015 at 12:06

      Why are they all over you? Maybe you are the reigning queen of the bed of the married.....but if not, then you need to ask yourself some question but if its as bad as no single guy making advances at you, then you need to run down to MFM for deliverance. ~ Blunt Truth

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    7. Anonymous10 October 2015 at 12:12

      I jst had a look at her acct...see d man always staring at her like he is so deep in love. Men sha. Lool

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    8. Unknown10 October 2015 at 12:28

      Call their name,since I'm so bored,...Tnks Linda the blog queen for that morning walk exercise advice I feel refreshed

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    9. Irene Bernards10 October 2015 at 12:32

      She knows

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    10. Shyla10 October 2015 at 12:36

      Go and sleep. You cant stir trouble in sleep. Otherwise na you go use ya head carry am pass.

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    11. jido10 October 2015 at 13:13

      And I feel like calling out your mom @mamaanonymous10:41...you birthed a whore.

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    12. Jasmine10 October 2015 at 13:19

      Kontinu

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    13. tecki10 October 2015 at 14:14

      My dear nor b only u oo. One just left my street naw came to look for me.. was coming from the gym.. wats wrong with al these married leeches

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  5. Anonymous10 October 2015 at 10:41

    Rice and moin-moin with fish. No long thing

    Lastborn

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  6. JayEm "Agrodolce"...the Nigerian-Italian-Australian experience.10 October 2015 at 10:41

    Toast with butter and strawberry jam spread, with tea.

    Off to dinner.
    Thinking steak with baked potatoes and spinach.
    I'm a foodie!!!

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    1. I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF)10 October 2015 at 11:41

      Welcome back Jayem...hope we will be seeing more of your comments this time around cos I missed them...

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    2. Anonymous10 October 2015 at 12:29

      Aaaahhhgh Jayem where have you been dahlin???
      All I saw was "off to dinner" and I figured this has to be someone on that side of the world without even reading your blog id

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    3. Kayanmata (NATURAL APHRODISIAC) D623C11B... 08120062969...Order now! 10 October 2015 at 14:35

      Welcome hon,missed yah crazy ass!

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  7. Eka Joy10 October 2015 at 10:41

    I never chop.

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  8. Anonymous10 October 2015 at 10:42

    beans bread

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  9. Debbie me10 October 2015 at 10:42

    Lol. You funny die.

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  10. Etsako Pearl10 October 2015 at 10:43

    Jolof Rice.Eka Roooo!!

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  11. TESSY YOU10 October 2015 at 10:44

    Chai!!

    Biakene Stella, Idi ime?

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  12. I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF)10 October 2015 at 10:45

    You didn't get me cos I know you don't share your private life online...
    Stella onye wayo...

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  13. Etsako Pearl10 October 2015 at 10:45

    Sofri Sofri dey do am sha!
    enjoy!

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  14. Carina Kikelomo Jacob10 October 2015 at 10:46

    LOL! I have eaten cake this morning. Rice and stew is on fire ooo!!!!!!!
    www.ckjacob.com

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  15. Make-A-wish10 October 2015 at 10:46

    Na ribotor and starch I eat....urhobos only would understand the importance of this meal.

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    1. Unknown10 October 2015 at 12:16

      I feel what u ate o, I fit com get small, but na abj I dey o

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    2. Unknown10 October 2015 at 13:20

      Nice 1

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    3. Anonymous10 October 2015 at 13:33

      Chai, are u for real? This ur food hungry me o. E don tey starch Na d mainest.

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    4. Anonymous10 October 2015 at 13:40

      Chai, are u for real? This ur food hungry me o. E don tey starch Na d mainest.

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  16. Empress CHO10 October 2015 at 10:47

    Haba Stellasky.... i thought you were lacking motivation and wanted to stay off blogging for a while..... see my eyes dilating and my heart beating fast..... biko, thou shall not pull such stunts. I do love the craziness and and excitement in here.
    I'm full with rice and vegetable sauce. Yum yum yum.
    Happy weekend everyone........and glad to have u back Ronalda.

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  17. Empress CHO10 October 2015 at 10:47

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  19. NWAKAEGO10 October 2015 at 10:47

    No breakfast yet...too lazy to leave this bed.

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  20. Unknown10 October 2015 at 10:47

    Too early for breakfast

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  21. Doppelgänger10 October 2015 at 10:48

    Akara and pap.

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    1. Stella Maris baby10 October 2015 at 11:41

      Akara,bread & tea..

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    2. Anonymous10 October 2015 at 13:12

      We ate same.. and that has rendered me useless, cuz I am still on my bed, too tired to even take the plate to the kitchen

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  22. POSH Baby10 October 2015 at 10:48

    This right there is the reason I like this blog. No faking and very humorous, ha.

    I thought you were going off somewhere to ease the stress, you know dance like its 2012 and break something like you just don't care.

    Breakfast, who would have tot... Ha!
    Anyways I eat jollof rice and plantain.

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  23. The General's Wife10 October 2015 at 10:49

    Nah!
    For some unknown strange reasons u didnt!

    Good Morning Ndi Uwa Oma!

    @ Teddy,Ndi Uwa Oma Means People of Good Life/World.

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    1. Teddy!10 October 2015 at 14:53

      Lol! Honestly I kinda guessed,even before reading your translation, I was 95% correct!

      Good afternoon TGW, how are you this fine sunny Saturday? The beach beckons but errands boku!

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    2. Teddy!10 October 2015 at 14:54

      Oh, you didn't share what you lemmed for breakfast...

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  24. Unknown10 October 2015 at 10:49

    Lmao

    I even saw the 'na lie', before I opened the post and I knew you were up to your tricks.

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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  25. Unknown10 October 2015 at 10:49

    Make you chop for 2 oooooo.
    my own join

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  26. Unknown10 October 2015 at 10:50

    Babe I never chop o, but beans de fire...

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  27. Miss Ess10 October 2015 at 10:50

    Stella ooooooooo......i never chop o. 00evening things, pumping my stomach with water. I thank God for life. It is well.

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  28. Unknown10 October 2015 at 10:51

    Garden egg and ose oji

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  29. Ghanaman10 October 2015 at 10:52

    Hmmn!

    I neva chop yet o! Just having a few shots of 'Royal Challenge' & 'McDowells' spirits with my pals to open belle 1st. Perhaps when we're done...we go arrange something!

    Any how...kanda na meat!

    Ghanaman signing out!!!

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    1. Stella Maris baby10 October 2015 at 11:44

      Onye mmanya

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    2. Teddy!10 October 2015 at 14:56

      Choi, GM, aside the babe who had sex before breakfast, this is probably the best morning food!

      Not impressed with your choice of spirits though...

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  30. vancutie10 October 2015 at 10:52

    lol

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  31. Adunni Ade10 October 2015 at 10:52

    You really got me, hilarious you.
    Have not had breakfast, I wish I can get wanke(I don't know it's English name) to eat, I missed it's black stew.

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  32. Eze10 October 2015 at 10:53

    Ur blog can be out of context most often

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    1. Glorious Child10 October 2015 at 11:35

      Bia, who be dis? Oya shoosh off. Odengwu

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    2. la effizy10 October 2015 at 11:49

      Wetin this one dey talk???

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    3. Quiksilver10 October 2015 at 12:08

      What solution have you proffered to your brain that is usually outta context every second of your miserable life?

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    4. Anonymous10 October 2015 at 12:34

      Oh poor child

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  33. Olayemi10 October 2015 at 10:53

    Lol,funny u

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  34. Olayemi10 October 2015 at 10:54

    Lol,funny u

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  35. Mrs Chukwu10 October 2015 at 10:55

    I had custard and moimoi with plenty milk

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  36. OMALICHAC10 October 2015 at 10:55

    Indomie for breakfast. Stella ehn U sef.

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  37. Kim nana10 October 2015 at 10:56

    Lol....I don't readjust my seat say today I gats read Stella's confession.

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  38. Adorable mummy10 October 2015 at 10:56

    Lol
    Ur haters go chop u today
    RAW

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  39. stranger10 October 2015 at 10:56

    STELLA!!! waka! I certainly didnt know I liked aproks ; ))

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  40. Unknown10 October 2015 at 10:57

    @ Stella, no vex, I don fry beans with plenty tomatoes, ginger and eaten with a bowl of milk. God I am addicted to milk. Have a nice weekend you all.

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    1. Anonymous10 October 2015 at 12:11

      Faggot

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    2. Quiksilver10 October 2015 at 12:13

      Even with the beans and ginger frying, you are still short.
      Beans and milk?
      That's how you will fart and nobody will survive.

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    3. Anonymous10 October 2015 at 12:14

      That's i can't evn kiss u oh. Ginger n garlic person...ewww

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    4. Teacher10 October 2015 at 12:16

      Fry beans?
      Milk keh?
      I no go seat near you today
      The air around you will be burriful

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    5. Unknown10 October 2015 at 12:26

      Enjoy your weekend bro

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    6. Anonymous10 October 2015 at 12:35

      Beans n milk n ginger n tomantos.
      Ọga egbukwa ya thing o

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    7. original glow,maintenance,lightening,whitening and correcting cream from Switzerland.0812037480710 October 2015 at 13:11

      Abeg nor fart for where people dey o. Have mercy please

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  41. Kim nana10 October 2015 at 10:57

    Lol......I don readjust immediately say I wan read stella's confession.... Anyway I ate bread and tea

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  42. The Sexiest Mother Of This Blog 10 October 2015 at 10:59

    Ok i ate fried eggsauce with bread /tea with my darling hubby and kids. Off to market now

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  43. AmmyDiva10 October 2015 at 10:59

    You got me..... Noodles for breakfast

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  44. KingRex10 October 2015 at 11:00

    LMAO! So I had some fried eggs with lots of tomatoes and pepper with yam this morning.

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  45. Ammie10 October 2015 at 11:01

    Slow news day?
    Stellz abeg give us coded gists...those juicy ones

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    1. Unknown10 October 2015 at 11:36

      Stella don repent, na bv's dey give us drama na. No yansh opening post again.

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  46. Wonder Lady10 October 2015 at 11:01

    U are pooling our legs this morning. Make sure you do not go anywhere.

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  47. Unknown10 October 2015 at 11:03

    Boiled yam and okro soup

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    1. Quiksilver10 October 2015 at 12:17

      What a meal.
      Don't desecrate yam with that combination please.

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  48. Anonymous10 October 2015 at 11:05

    Why are u like this Stella? You were the first to post Ebola is back in Nigeria but since the federal govt has said there is no ebola you are yet to update ur readers...sometimes I feel it gives u joy reading and spreading wicked news about Nigeria for reasons best known to you.

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    1. MONCHERRY10 October 2015 at 12:09

      Gerraaaarahiaaaaa Mehnnnnnnnnn

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    2. nina chocomile10 October 2015 at 12:22

      Hian, Pls where are u coming from? Ebola keh! Who's talking Ebola in this age and time? My dear wake up. Don't pour ur frustration on Stella biko! Blame govt.

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    3. Anonymous10 October 2015 at 13:06

      And later she will be forming she cried out her eyes.lmao!! Anyway it's for people that u deceive not me

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    4. Anonymous10 October 2015 at 13:37

      And this comment right here is why people die of bitterness

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    5. Anonymous10 October 2015 at 14:58

      @moncherry or whatever and Nina u guys are big fools! I didn't call u out so mind ur business please

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    6. Teddy!10 October 2015 at 15:02

      But did she really report the Ebola in Calabar scare? If yes, as a trained journalist, she ought to have given the balanced angle by reporting it was just a scare.

      Maybe the bitter tone in the original post above upset y'all, but it's true mostly.

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  49. Temi10 October 2015 at 11:06

    fried gizzard and doughnuts

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    1. Teddy!10 October 2015 at 15:03

      Sounds like left over of office small chops from yesterday!

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  50. Anonymous10 October 2015 at 11:07

    Lol!
    Stella Akara dey here.

    Pls bvs, I wan know better blender to buy. All d ones I have r terribly annoying, they will grind tomatoes and chilly leaving the seeds behind.
    Abeg if u sure say u know better one that can grind seeds well, drop d name here and *make* if possible.
    Thank you.

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    1. Unknown10 October 2015 at 11:42

      Wish I can send you a picture of mine, I use it to grind both water and dry stuff like egusi, ogbono,pepper soup spices, tomatoes, leafs etc it cost about #30k..... Very strong.

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    2. Eka Joy10 October 2015 at 11:48

      Kenwood na, if u get d money.

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    3. Unknown10 October 2015 at 12:20

      Buy Kenwood blender

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    4. Etsako Pearl10 October 2015 at 12:36

      Rico Blender.......straight up from india.u 'll lurr it.

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    5. NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN (foot loose and fancy-free) 10 October 2015 at 13:00

      Get a Qlink smoothie blender.its perfect for grinding stuffs to perfection.its got 4 buttons for speed.4 being the highest and 1 the lowest.good thing is you can also use it for smoothies,same as tomatoes,and beans.with 4,500 naira you should get it.dunno its model though

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  51. Ice Queen10 October 2015 at 11:08

    I had rice and beans with stew it was prepared by my neighbour and their was not enough pepper,i wanted to reject it but I couldn't. I just managed it Hmmmmmmm

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    1. Glorious Child10 October 2015 at 11:38

      There not their. A beggar has no choice my sis abi na bro.

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    2. Anonymous10 October 2015 at 12:15

      You managed it but it's all in ur belly now. Keep deceiving urself

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    3. Quiksilver10 October 2015 at 12:18

      Itong mkpo

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  52. Unknown10 October 2015 at 11:08

    I was wondering if d break it was break sweat as in exercise lol! I never eat yet, I de wait for party jollof rice.

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  53. Anonymous10 October 2015 at 11:11

    Akara, Bread and Akamu....therz something about Bread & Akara that words can't explain! Me likey

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  54. NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN (foot loose and fancy-free) 10 October 2015 at 11:13

    I had bruschetta for breakfast.I promise you,its not as fancy as it sounds.its a very light meal of toasted bread with sauce as topping. And its easy on the purse,you won't spend up to 500 naira for it as long as you have the bread toaster at home.For bruschetta you need:

    2 slices of bread
    2 fresh tomatoes
    A bulb of onion
    One green bell pepper
    One red bell pepper(tatashe)
    One yellow bell pepper(I skipped that though)
    To begin:
    Toast the bread slices in a dry toasting machine
    Dice the tomatoes,peppers and onion.
    In a non stick pan,add vegetable oil or olive oil depending on your diet options,and sautee the diced onions,tomatoes and peppers.
    Sprinkle black/white/red dry pepper,and salt and viola! Your sauce is ready.
    Spread it on the crunchy dry toast,and breakfast is served! Light and easy huh?

    Bruschetta is an italian dish.learnt it from my mum's italian chef way back.

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    1. The General's Wife10 October 2015 at 12:00

      M so making dis..
      This house lovesss Toasts.
      Thanks boo!
      Kedu?

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    2. Anonymous10 October 2015 at 12:19

      Gerrout, b forming rubbish yet na u beg pass. And u won't come back to say thanks, thief!

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    3. Unknown10 October 2015 at 12:36

      This is not bruschetta. It's very simply tomatoes, onions, basil finely chopped with olive oil and red wine vinegar. Uncooked. Allowed to infuse together for an hour then spread on sliced toasted baguette

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    4. Windhoek10 October 2015 at 13:51

      Very yeye food. Bruschetta ko amalashitta ni.

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  55. sholaF10 October 2015 at 11:14

    Errrrm,beans and akara stepping it down wif hot tea.my favorite!!!!!

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    1. I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF)10 October 2015 at 11:36

      Hian...
      Beans and akara ke...your fart will be one in town...
      The combo is not good rara...

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    2. Unknown10 October 2015 at 11:44

      Beans and akara???

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    3. nina chocomile10 October 2015 at 12:24

      U ate beans and akara? Pls don't kill people with mess today oh! Cos ya pollute gonna be smelling rotten rotten! Hmmmmm *covering nose already*

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  56. Unknown10 October 2015 at 11:14

    Stella this one got me!!! I took pap n Akara

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  57. NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN (foot loose and fancy-free) 10 October 2015 at 11:15

    And yes stella,you got me,see the way my heart was beating reading the first lines.not fair you know?

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  58. NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN (foot loose and fancy-free) 10 October 2015 at 11:15

    I had bruschetta for breakfast.I promise you,its not as fancy as it sounds.its a very light meal of toasted bread with sauce as topping. And its easy on the purse,you won't spend up to 500 naira for it as long as you have the bread toaster at home.For bruschetta you need:

    2 slices of bread
    2 fresh tomatoes
    A bulb of onion
    One green bell pepper
    One red bell pepper(tatashe)
    One yellow bell pepper(I skipped that though)
    To begin:
    Toast the bread slices in a dry toasting machine
    Dice the tomatoes,peppers and onion.
    In a non stick pan,add vegetable oil or olive oil depending on your diet options,and sautee the diced onions,tomatoes and peppers.
    Sprinkle black/white/red dry pepper,and salt and viola! Your sauce is ready.
    Spread it on the crunchy dry toast,and breakfast is served! Light and easy huh?

    Bruschetta is an italian dish.learnt it from my mum's italian chef way back.

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  59. Anonymous10 October 2015 at 11:16

    Two boiled eggs with green tea...

    #teamfitncurvy

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  60. Whirlwind10 October 2015 at 11:17

    Wraps and Mocha ni o.

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  61. RaeStellaG10 October 2015 at 11:19

    Hubby just made full English breakfast!Everything included .hmm .Back in bed.Guess he is happy abt last night..wink.

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    1. Anonymous10 October 2015 at 12:25

      We don't care to knw wat style u gave ur cheating horseband. Miserable married thirsty bitches

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    2. Teddy!10 October 2015 at 15:08

      Anon 12.25, bless you. Go & buy aboki beans & agege bread, your deserve less, so bitter!

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  62. sexy mama of 310 October 2015 at 11:20

    i had a breakfast of nescafe tea and marvel skimmed milk with two slices of white bread. its been a while i ate white bread. its been wheat or nelly agbogu oat bread but am tired of eating wheat and am also tired of going to iposh at ikeja to pick up my orders my nelly all d way frm palmgrove. pld does any body knw anyone around ilupeju,fadeyi,palmgrove axis that bakes oat banana bread. i dnt want to alter my weight loss journey. 20kg no be beans biko. i knw wat it took me to lose them.

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  63. Unknown10 October 2015 at 11:20

    Nay, you didn't get me. Once bitten twice shy.

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  64. Anonymous10 October 2015 at 11:20

    apples and lipton. I dey diet...ttc things...pray for me

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    1. Unknown10 October 2015 at 11:47

      Keep it up dear Ur blessing is on d way. Y not add Brazilian nut, very good for those ttc.

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    2. Etsako Pearl10 October 2015 at 12:38

      By his stripes u r healed...Just Believ!

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  65. Glorious Child10 October 2015 at 11:21

    I never chop breakfast oh

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  66. Unknown10 October 2015 at 11:21

    Two glass of water,,,I am about to prepare okro soup. Is weekend dearie.

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  67. SEXY MOTHER Is here....10 October 2015 at 11:21

    Hehe you and your pranks sef lmao

    I thought someone wanted to go and lose her Vcard sef... Well played!!

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  68. Ada Nwanbueze10 October 2015 at 11:22

    Rice with vegetable stew.

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  69. praise10 October 2015 at 11:23

    Lol, sdk u no go kill person wt laugh.
    Enjoy ur breakfast jare

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  70. Irene Bernards10 October 2015 at 11:23

    You didnt get me.
    I'm that cynical

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  71. Shyla10 October 2015 at 11:24

    Hahaha .Caught me on this one. Was thinking it was someone on a suicide mission. Never chop sef. Belle de worry me no be small. Been stooling all morning.

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  72. SEXY MOTHER Is here....10 October 2015 at 11:24

    Hehe you sef ehn...

    I thought someone wanted to go and lose her Vcard sef.... Well played!!

    I chop better Ofe akwu with kpomo and rice di oku kita. Too sweet joor

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  73. tomiwealth10 October 2015 at 11:26

    Dis stella na winch sef
    I actually scrolled down slowly in fear only to see yeye breakfast tins
    Had my breakfast since ke, like 2 hrs ago
    My much delighted pap and akara

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  74. chi10 October 2015 at 11:26

    Lol, I really thought you were going to confess sth and yes this is a post.

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  75. Nina10 October 2015 at 11:27

    Looool.. stella na clown.. big clown.. I couldn't wait to have breakfast cos I was in a rush to meet up with some1.. and den NPF still managed to make me late..

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  76. Nigerian first daughter10 October 2015 at 11:27

    As omo Igbo confirm,i chop hot wheat with delicious ogbono soup,i come wash am down with fura de nono.... chai...life sweet no be small.

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  77. Nigerian first daughter10 October 2015 at 11:28

    As omo Igbo confirm,i chop hot wheat with delicious ogbono soup,i come wash am down with fura de nono.... chai...life sweet no be small.

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  78. Unknown10 October 2015 at 11:29

    About reading and replying comments above 200, here is what I did:

    On opening the IHN post,i changed the m=1 to m=0, taking me to the web version.

    Then,i clicked on 'newer', after which I replaced the 0 with 1,that is, m=1 and clicked again.

    And viola!
    I was able to read comments and replies above 200,via mobile version.

    Sounds a tad tedious, but it's really not.
    Especially as you don't need to scroll down to click on 'newer' or 'newest '.

    Strange Nene's method didn't work on my device, seeing as it's almost the same thing. Oh well, this method worked for me.

    So,some of you that had the same problems with hers could try this one.

    Thanks SDK bouncer,saw your reply, and yeah, that's what I did,after much trial and error.
    GBG, I had to go via web o..lol.
    Hope you've started on those e-books and are enjoying them so far?

    Unashamed Me, our phones are running on basically the same OS,so this method will probably work for you.

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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  79. glowgirl10 October 2015 at 11:30

    I've missed ds blog so much,i can't even catch up on old posts,my life is suddenly so busy dese days but I like it tho,i love my job...meanwhile I was going to hv plantain n eggs bt my gas got finished so I'm going to manage bread n cold tea...yeah yeah wen d going gets tough bla bla but i'll mk up for lost nutrients during supper

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  80. Anonymous10 October 2015 at 11:30

    *grabs chewing stick* reading comments mode activated.

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  81. PATSY Collections 10 October 2015 at 11:32

    Coconut rice with fried chicken. Happy weekend to you all!

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  82. Guineacar10 October 2015 at 11:32

    Lmao. Stella ooooo..got me o.

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  83. Unknown10 October 2015 at 11:33

    i ate pounded rice and elephant meat.... typical ngwa food.

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    1. Anonymous10 October 2015 at 12:01

      Elephant meat or anu mmadu? Ndi ngwa sef! Phew.....

      Delete
  84. Unknown10 October 2015 at 11:35

    Bread n tea on point

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  85. Phoenix10 October 2015 at 11:40

    To cook no do me this morning so I had cereal...

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  86. Miss Glo (OAP)10 October 2015 at 11:42

    Lol @ Stella,
    Epic intro,
    I've not eaten o.
    It is well with me and you.

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  87. Mc pinky(Award winner of BV WITH THE MOST Gbagaun of the year 2021)10 October 2015 at 11:47

    Na rice and ewedu. Oooo

    So rich and palatable

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  88. Thatgirl10 October 2015 at 11:48

    Fried potatoes and scrambled eggs after my big morning chores

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  89. Unknown10 October 2015 at 11:50

    funny u,had tea and bread for breakfast but am still hungry,need some kind of solid food

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  90. CUTEBUKOLAH10 October 2015 at 11:57

    Na nw I jst get tym 2 comment cus I jst cuk finish nd I dey chop nw,na bean porridge mixed wit swt potatoes na em I dey chop so mak una cum join me ooo

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  91. Anonymous10 October 2015 at 12:01

    Ofe ede n correct akpu is my lunch today+na my papa best soup so wanna surprise ma old man today, on ma way to the market Hehe..

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  92. MONCHERRY10 October 2015 at 12:13

    I ate pounded yam(Onunu) and fresh tilapia fish(Omoda)fish peppersoup, chai na sleep get me now.

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  93. Unknown10 October 2015 at 12:21

    Wow. I had rice with palm oil stew

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  94. Unknown10 October 2015 at 12:33

    I just finished eating amala, gbegiri and ewedu. I always skip breakfast. The bv asking for the blender to buy, Kenwood is the best albeit it is expensive, but it is very good. Just make sure you buy the original

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  95. Unknown10 October 2015 at 12:33

    I just finished eating amala, gbegiri and ewedu. I always skip breakfast. The bv asking for the blender to buy, Kenwood is the best albeit it is expensive, but it is very good. Just make sure you buy the original

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  96. Unknown10 October 2015 at 12:33

    I ate watermelon as breakfast.

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  97. Flourish 10 October 2015 at 12:39

    Had spaghetti with gizzard tomato sauce.

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  98. Unknown10 October 2015 at 12:42

    Cooked full English breakfast.

    Grilled sausages, bacon and mushrooms. Egg sunny side up. Baked beans and slice of toast. Cup of coffee. The only thing better than a cooked full English breakfast is a full English breakfast cooked by someone else whilst I relax 😆 (I wish)

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  99. chizy10 October 2015 at 12:55

    U got me on dis.....

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  100. chizy10 October 2015 at 12:55

    U got me on dis.....

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  101. Unknown10 October 2015 at 12:56

    Cucumber and papaya.

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  102. Iyawo10 October 2015 at 13:21

    If u called my husband at 1:41am today,beware!next i am doing is pasting ur name and number for everyone to call you middle of the night if u ever try it.Be warned!!!!!

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  103. Ufan10 October 2015 at 13:25

    No give pson BP o stella!

    Cucumber and groundnut. Very filling.

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  104. Adadioramma10 October 2015 at 13:57

    Jellof rice. But I am unfulfilled as I never see santana nwoke ocha (Akpu) shop. Please bvs, how do i set my Google chrome to enable me reply and see replies. Happy weekend all.

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    1. Teddy!10 October 2015 at 15:15

      Pity you cant see replies.

      Before blog people insult you, there is Jollof then there is Jellof, it exists!

      Delete
  105. MONCHERRY10 October 2015 at 14:10

    I ate pounded yam(onunu) and fresh tilapia(omoda)fish peppersoup, na sleep sure pass.

    ReplyDelete

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